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I'd like to think the guy I bought my oxi-clean from would not stoop so low as to share drugs with oBUMMER weasel. Also, Mays was a Republican. I just wish he could come back and sell us some "obum-CLEAN"!
"I'll fokkin take a case!"
"Hi, this is Billy Mays with another fantastic product - Gyp-Dolt-Away!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlIHDauX3ao
"Order Right Now!!!"
HA!
I'm certain the actual Sham-Wow gives much more value and quality per dollar than anything the ACA will bring us.
The Sham-Wow wiould probably be more useful in my lifetime as well.
I agree EB. Actually, the Sham-wows are very good and last a long time.
I found Sham-wows for sale at Costco so I had to buy a box and we still have some left new in box and it has been two years. They work very well. For all of the messes that they clean up from having children, they are a positive investment.
Talk about a market transition -- goes from .. "Sham - Wow" to "Scam - Now!!"
Hmm, actually, it could stay "Sham - Now!!" -- it's certainly a sham ...
...and how!
Love the .gov being a sub-domain off of compuserve.com ! -- a great touch. Having grown up during the dawn of home computer telecommunications (300-baud modem in 1985!), I remember Compu$erve ... :D
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The healthcare.gov web site will support up to 50,000 simultaneous users (as long as they are all dialed in via 300 baud acoustic couplers).
psssst, here is the secret priority access code: +++ATH
I still have an old Powerbook with a built in modem in tip top condition. If we have to switch back to modem to modem communication, I am ready.
LOL!
My grandmother (rest her soul) lived to be nearly 100. She often said the absolute last place you want to be...especially if you're sick...is a hospital.
I wonder what she'd think about sick-care today; having to learn Hayes command set and all just to get started...
^^^^^^NO CARRIER
That guy in 'Apocolypse Now'...who was that, Robert Duvall?
He said, "I love the sound of dial-up modems in the morning!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHW1ho8L7V8
Remember when they told us that the new 2400 baud modems were as fast as they would ever get on copper phone lines? Seemed like only a year later they were selling 9600 baud modems from US Robotics with the groovy LED lights.
wow, memory lane.
232 cables and db25s etc.
I still have all this ancient stuff in the shop and take it to the hamfest, but I never sell any I end up with moar junk to build radios with!
Wouldya like to see my mil-spec pin crimper?
And BOB's - breakout boxes to unravel the hundreds of different standards of RS-232. Everyone had to come up with some different way to configure data bits, stop bits, parity and baud rate (and I've forgotten something else on that list). Reminds me of the hospital information statistical system out of Colorado that I had to report to on a weekly basis - they only had a 2400 baud modem connected to their mainframe, and this was in 1994!
And those USRobotics modems were the Cadillacs of modems ... ahhh, memories ... USROBOTICS COURIER HST DUAL-STANDARD <!>
Used to run a BBS with one of those bad mama jama's. Heh. Remember BBS's?
Yeah, that's dating me, right there ...
And that lovely sound they made when they connected:
http://www.soundjay.com/dial-up-modem-sound-effect.html
I actually miss the old BBS's. They were good fun. There was one that actually HAD a link to the infant internet...just before AOL started sending out billions of CDs.
Same here. I was partners in a BBS on FidoNet. Store and Forward email and then IRC connections. Good times.
One of the two is a sham.
Wow.
'Ass seen on TV' I hope you're talking about Barry himself and not about the Wookie's. Eh, who cares, I don't own a TV...
barry the tool, bitches!
Opps, wrong one.
Looks like someone turbo-jizzed in that guys hair.
Ya know, I was wondering, "What's that hanging off of his ear lobe"?
The perfect towel to wash your balls with !
(Hang one on your golf bag.)
Funny you should mention that Mo ' cause a couple of weeks back when her indoors was out shopping i caught the girl who comes in to do the cleaning on a saturday rubbing her pubes with my face towell. Am in a quandry as to what action to take.
when her indoors was out shopping i caught the girl who comes in to do the cleaning on a saturday rubbing her pubes with my face towell. Am in a quandry as to what action to take.
Is she cute? Ask her if she'd like to rub them on your tongue instead.
Put Nair on your face towel.
...and check your face for crabs.
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Good, practical advice, and damned funny as well.
And he won't need to shave!
give her some tinactin and probe her mouth with your tool.
If you throw in the Obama chia, you got yourself a deal.
I only want an Obama chia if it's the genuine WB7 Moe-Hair variety.
The amazing superabsorbing technology means it can suck up all your liquidity in a single pass.
For when you're ready to tap out...
Make in Kenya, you know is good stuff make in Kenya! Amazing absorption of large portion for US economy. Where is go!?
I've heard that guy is really hard on prostitutes....only cause I read the police report. It was on TMZ....it was kinda hard to miss.
He then went on to make a commercial that referenced it.....that takes some pretty big....nuts.
My girlfriend is 22 and smoking hot. I am not kidding. I am 48, so life is good.
Are you the Thai Chief of Police?
Boris recommend you are be careful, all girl in Bangkhok is not as appearance. (always check under hood before purchase in Thailand:)
He keeps her in the pressure cooker.