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williambanzai7's picture

OBAMACARE THROW IN TOWEL

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wisehiney's picture

I'd like to think the guy I bought my oxi-clean from would not stoop so low as to share drugs with oBUMMER weasel. Also, Mays was a Republican. I just wish he could come back and sell us some "obum-CLEAN"! 

"I'll fokkin take a case!"

TheFourthStooge-ing's picture

"Hi, this is Billy Mays with another fantastic product - Gyp-Dolt-Away!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlIHDauX3ao

"Order Right Now!!!"

ebworthen's picture

I'm certain the actual Sham-Wow gives much more value and quality per dollar than anything the ACA will bring us.

The Sham-Wow wiould probably be more useful in my lifetime as well.

Manipuflation's picture

I agree EB.  Actually, the Sham-wows are very good and last a long time. 

I found Sham-wows for sale at Costco so I had to buy a box and we still have some left new in box and it has been two years.  They work very well.  For all of the messes that they clean up from having children, they are a positive investment. 

Major Malfunction's picture

Talk about a market transition -- goes from .. "Sham - Wow" to "Scam - Now!!"

Hmm, actually, it could stay "Sham - Now!!" -- it's certainly a sham ...

Phil Free's picture

Love the .gov being a sub-domain off of compuserve.com ! -- a great touch.  Having grown up during the dawn of home computer telecommunications (300-baud modem in 1985!), I remember Compu$erve ... :D

TheFourthStooge-ing's picture

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Love the .gov being a sub-domain off of compuserve.com ! -- a great touch.  Having grown up during the dawn of home computer telecommunications (300-baud modem in 1985!), I remember Compu$erve ... :D

The healthcare.gov web site will support up to 50,000 simultaneous users (as long as they are all dialed in via 300 baud acoustic couplers).

 

 

 

psssst, here is the secret priority access code: +++ATH

 

williambanzai7's picture

I still have an old Powerbook with a built in modem in tip top condition. If we have to switch back to modem to modem communication, I am ready.

chunga's picture

LOL!

My grandmother (rest her soul) lived to be nearly 100. She often said the absolute last place you want to be...especially if you're sick...is a hospital.

I wonder what she'd think about sick-care today; having to learn Hayes command set and all just to get started...

MontgomeryScott's picture

That guy in 'Apocolypse Now'...who was that, Robert Duvall?

He said, "I love the sound of dial-up modems in the morning!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHW1ho8L7V8

Ralph Spoilsport's picture

Remember when they told us that the new 2400 baud modems were as fast as they would ever get on copper phone lines? Seemed like only a year later they were selling 9600 baud modems from US Robotics with the groovy LED lights.

lakecity55's picture

wow, memory lane.

232 cables and db25s etc.

I still have all this ancient stuff in the shop and take it to the hamfest, but I never sell any I end up with moar junk to build radios with!

I Write Code's picture

Wouldya like to see my mil-spec pin crimper?

2¢Wurth's picture

And BOB's - breakout boxes to unravel the hundreds of different standards of RS-232.  Everyone had to come up with some different way to configure data bits, stop bits, parity and baud rate (and I've forgotten something else on that list).  Reminds me of the hospital information statistical system out of Colorado that I had to report to on a weekly basis - they only had a 2400 baud modem connected to their mainframe, and this was in 1994!

Phil Free's picture

And those USRobotics modems were the Cadillacs of modems ... ahhh, memories ... USROBOTICS COURIER HST DUAL-STANDARD <!>

Used to run a BBS with one of those bad mama jama's.  Heh.  Remember BBS's?  

 

Yeah, that's dating me, right there ...

OldPhart's picture

I actually miss the old BBS's.  They were good fun.  There was one that actually HAD a link to the infant internet...just before AOL started sending out billions of CDs.

Ralph Spoilsport's picture

Same here. I was partners in a BBS on FidoNet. Store and Forward email and then IRC connections. Good times.

krispkritter's picture

 'Ass seen on TV'  I hope you're talking about Barry himself and not about the Wookie's.  Eh, who cares, I don't own a TV...

 

Ralph Spoilsport's picture

Looks like someone turbo-jizzed in that guys hair.

Mi Naem's picture

Ya know, I was wondering, "What's that hanging off of his ear lobe"?

Moe Hamhead's picture

The perfect towel to wash your balls with !

(Hang one on your golf bag.)

WTFUD's picture

Funny you should mention that Mo ' cause a couple of weeks back when her indoors was out shopping i caught the girl who comes in to do the cleaning on a saturday rubbing her pubes with my face towell. Am in a quandry as to what action to take.

BigJim's picture

 when her indoors was out shopping i caught the girl who comes in to do the cleaning on a saturday rubbing her pubes with my face towell. Am in a quandry as to what action to take.

Is she cute? Ask her if she'd like to rub them on your tongue instead.

Mi Naem's picture

Put Nair on your face towel. 

 

...and check your face for crabs. 

TheFourthStooge-ing's picture

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Put Nair on your face towel. 

...and check your face for crabs.

Good, practical advice, and damned funny as well.

lakecity55's picture

give her some tinactin and probe her mouth with your tool.

RaceToTheBottom's picture

If you throw in the Obama chia, you got yourself a deal.

TheFourthStooge-ing's picture

I only want an Obama chia if it's the genuine WB7 Moe-Hair variety.

Forty Six and 2's picture

The amazing superabsorbing technology means it can suck up all your liquidity in a single pass.

Jena's picture

For when you're ready to tap out...

Boris Alatovkrap's picture

Make in Kenya, you know is good stuff make in Kenya! Amazing absorption of large portion for US economy. Where is go!?

GetZeeGold's picture

 

 

I've heard that guy is really hard on prostitutes....only cause I read the police report. It was on TMZ....it was kinda hard to miss.

 

He then went on to make a commercial that referenced it.....that takes some pretty big....nuts.

TahoeBilly2012's picture

My girlfriend is 22 and smoking hot. I am not kidding. I am 48, so life is good.

williambanzai7's picture

Are you the Thai Chief of Police?

Boris Alatovkrap's picture

Boris recommend you are be careful, all girl in Bangkhok is not as appearance. (always check under hood before purchase in Thailand:)

Jim in MN's picture

He keeps her in the pressure cooker.