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WALL STREET'S FIRST TRADE

 

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Wed, 12/04/2013 - 20:20 | 4215731 Nobody For President
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Another great creative jump WB - Thanks!!

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 20:52 | 4215847 Fredo Corleone
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This calls to mind Lord Jeffery Amherst, and his energetic support of the distribution of smallpox-infected blankets to the Delaware and Shawnee, during Pontiac's Rebellion, An. Dom. 1763.

"Eradicate the savages ! Give them blankets and Twitter certificates !"

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 23:16 | 4216300 williambanzai7
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Thet didn't even get the shares, just the Red Herring ;-)

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 18:35 | 4215355 stiler
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and WS is still Calvinist; we're better than you and you'll never be the Chosen Ones. Almost as bad as the Antichrist Jesuit Popes (Illuminati).

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 18:30 | 4215330 skank
Wed, 12/04/2013 - 17:51 | 4215179 Quantum Nucleonics
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I realize this is all fun and games, but it should be remembered that by the time this historical event occurred, native Americans had already been largely wiped out by small pox.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 18:21 | 4215297 chunga
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Another gift, part of the Columbian Exchange.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 16:50 | 4214974 chunga
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Yes but the wonderful US govt. realizes now their sins of wiping out the Native Americans. They "permit" some of them to run casinos as a form of "reparation".

Hmmmm...maybe I'm being cynical...but I bet it has more to do with huge vig big bro' skims off the casino $$$ while pretending to take the high road with the reparation bullshit.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 16:49 | 4214965 stiler
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Manhattan = $20. (FRN)

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 15:47 | 4214724 joego1
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It's true, you only have to look back at history to see how this would end.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 15:46 | 4214708 Paint By Number
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Lowbrow, crayon-like cartoon entertainment for the ZH riff-raff who can barely read...

Had to say that just because it seemed to be missing.

EXCELLENT job as usual, Mr. William. Please keep them coming!

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 23:16 | 4216297 williambanzai7
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Remember the old beer commercial: Let It Be Low-Brow

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 15:34 | 4214638 SILVERGEDDON
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Well, fuck me running.

A Banzai thread with over 20 comments, and no dipshit Geruda trolling as of yet................. 

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 15:58 | 4214781 williambanzai7
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Give it time, school is just finishing up.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 19:45 | 4215611 Tall Tom
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I am praying for the best outcome. I do not believe that she will. I really hate to have to stoop to name calling. I am actually somewhat ashamed about what I posted last night.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 20:01 | 4215665 Pure Evil
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Pansy!

Would you like a Kleenex to go with that whine?

She/he/it came in spewing bile all over the place.

Did it/he/she actually expect a warm reception?

It came looking for a fight, and left with a black eye, and you're having second thoughts?

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 22:33 | 4216159 Tall Tom
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No second thoughts, pal. Just hate having to stoop to that level. It seemed to have worked. In fact I will go there again if necessary.

 

Just because I hate something does not mean that I won't do it. That is not a Popularity Contest. I happen to enjoy Bonzai's artistry and satire...one hell of a lot more that her bitching...or yours.

 

Want some cheese to go with your whine?

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 16:56 | 4214996 Pure Evil
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Is there still enough time to sharpen the knives?

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 17:28 | 4215121 wisehiney
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No need for that. Dull blades for dull minds. Slow and painful = more fun.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 15:11 | 4214522 screw face
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...Bully...Bully

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 15:12 | 4214528 williambanzai7
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No comment

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 14:37 | 4214361 williambanzai7
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Submitted By: @AnnHoneyMoss

And she does mean Rhym not Rhyme

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 14:31 | 4214314 Derf Scratch
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Is that the Hudson river or the Jordan ... the similarities are uncanny... theft either way, by you-know-who

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 14:32 | 4214335 williambanzai7
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The phrase is: snow job

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 15:07 | 4214363 Derf Scratch
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lol... hope Squanto got in at the IPO price and sold at 50...probably not, but all of Lloyd's buddies did

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 13:54 | 4214201 stant
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A dream catcher , catches dreams and destroys them

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 13:38 | 4214148 wisehiney
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Was there a kindred spirit Native who screamed to his fellows....NOOOOOO!?

Should have gutted the bastard with that deers antlers.

This one will surely prove to be a classic WB7. 

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 13:52 | 4214194 williambanzai7
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I actually have a story that goes with this. It involves a Masai tribesman, a jerk London trader and a pair of broken Nike sandals. The punch line was "no it was a good trade" and I leave to you to guess who the shyster was.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 13:41 | 4214158 Ralph Spoilsport
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Yes, this has classic written all over it.

The native americans referred to LLoyd as 'Big Chief Buffalo Fart Breath'.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 13:47 | 4214179 Canadian Dirtlump
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His native name apparently was Lloyd shakes hands with fingers crossed.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 21:43 | 4216006 Bohm Squad
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...Dances with Fools...

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 23:13 | 4216289 williambanzai7
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Nice

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 15:25 | 4214599 Derf Scratch
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don't they all?

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 15:08 | 4214501 monad
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If he's not descended from the double dealing Lehman brothers, he's definitely related to the tribe that ran their slave trading empire and started Wall Street when the Union survived their treachery.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 13:34 | 4214135 maskone909
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why were the indians the first people to inhabit this country?

because they had reservations!

 

its funny how many people claim to be 1/18th _________ (insert tribe here) while adorning torquoise stones and different types of regalia.  as if they cherrish their fractional native american history.  as if their relitives didnt slaughter them.  a desperate attempt at uniqueness, a shame.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 20:13 | 4215697 FredFlintstone
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1/18th? Sounds difficult.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 21:43 | 4216004 Bohm Squad
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It would have been 1/16th...but the gub'mint gets their cut...

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 13:44 | 4214170 falak pema
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Those reservations got annuled by Gen Grant; he was more Grunt than Granted as he butchered easily; and corrupt

The Cherokee kid does have high cheek bones and did have dark hair when younger that has gone blond from talking the truth. The more truth you talk the more your hair becomes clear; its a pity they don't understand that. Blondes will disappear like the elephant when dark eyes and dark hair marry into blue and blond.

But as they say : all that's rare is dear to us. I'll be a dear deer stalker in my next life. Looking for blond Cherokees and blue eyed elephants.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 14:08 | 4214242 wisehiney
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Blue eyed Natives were "discovered" 100 years after the Lost Colony of Roanoke. There is a strong theory that some of the colonist survived among the old NC tribes.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 13:29 | 4214106 Ralph Spoilsport
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Blankfein: The Prequel. Doing God's work with the godless savages.

Thu, 12/05/2013 - 00:22 | 4216502 OneTinSoldier66
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Part of doing God's work was to be crucified upon a cross.

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