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I shall save the new verse i have for the mutual admiration society.
Into between Santa Claus by Bing Crosby and Santa Claus with the Google glasses there is a ad for fighting toe nail fungus.
I don't knew if that was intentially,but it sure is funny.
Freakin' at the NSA ball.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uo9bKdIG_Yw
Ha! Google already knows what you want!
True story...we moved recently and we're still sorting out our stuff. There's an old seiko watch around here somewhere and I can't find it. It's like a hybrid between a digital job with hands and a stopwatch. Years ago a friend of mine found it on a lavatory in a Dunkin' Donuts. Somebody must have forgotten it after washing their hands. My buddy asked if I wanted to buy it from him and I asked how much. He said 25 bucks and I said how about 15? He agreed but forgot he owed me 15 bucks and I put it in my pocket LOL! Anyway, Mrs. chunga says I have no such watch and I searched it in the google. Then a few weeks later I aclso clicked on the dreaded AMZN. Guess what it showed?? Yup, wrist watches. Maybe I'm dense but it seems google and amzn have joined forces of evil.
The only thing I DO want for Christmas is all the companies calling our new telephone number to fuck the fuck off. The person who had it before is being hounded by every collection outfit in the book. I tell them I know of no such person but they keep calling anyway. The last one went like this and it's been about a week with no calls. I think I figured out how to stop them; and it's kind of fun.
collector person: Can I speak with Mary Wilson?
me: There is no Mary WIlson here. You have the wrong number again.
collector person: I apologize, we won't call again.
me: All your representatives say that, but the calls never stop.
collector person: I apologize. The calls are done automatically by computer.
me: Let me talk to the computer.
collector person: I'm sorry, that's not possible. Is there anything else I can do for you today.
me: Ok, let me talk to your supervisor.
collector person: Please hold.
supervisor collector person: How can I help you today?
me: Your company calls me every day looking for someone I don't know. They all say they'll stop but they never do. I'm going to need you to open an account.
collector supervisor person: What?
me: You keep calling me so I expect to be compensated for my time. I'm ready, what is your credit card number?
collector supervisor person: What?
me: I'm going to need you home phone number as well.
collector supervisor person: The calls will stop. Have a nice day.
You can request another phone number because this one is fubar.
I think the Amazon troll reads your browser history. they might also read your bookmarks. If you use "private browsing" mode it shouldn't leave any tracks for the mungers munge.
>>>>>Maybe I'm dense but it seems google and amzn have joined forces of evil.
Wait till you fill a prescription. So much for privacy. You'll get generic drug advertizing for the exact script from Yahoo.
Could be some really funny stuff on an evil boss' computer.
I had a buddy who would give the phone to his 3 year old.
I had the same problem, relentless, for three+ years they were calling for this "Rajeev" fuck. After the first year, I came up with a strategy. Works good for those 'stock' traders with tips and 'police benevolence' guys...
I would say, "Can you hold on a minute?" put the phone down and go do something.
The calls stopped.
I'm hoping for a guillotine maintenance kit from Harbor Freight. It has wood oil, blade polish and a rope 'shaver." My wife said no, but I am hoping that one of you will love me enough to splurge. Thanks in advance.
"Ignorance of the Constitution and 'following orders' are no excuse."
Dear Citizen: It has come to our attention that you did not consume your quota of electricity this holdiay season. Therefore we (the IMF) have cut your electricity quota for the next year and increased your charitable contributions to 90%. Be of good cheer citizen, and we'll turn it back on.
Thank you for your compliance,
Oberfuhrer Holder
How to not have a beaver, and still get fucked. It is the American Way ! Go, Hawks !
It's a Sad Sad Sad Sad World... but at least Will B makes me laugh ... cheers
The Information Dominance Bridge...the final nail in the coffin of the 4th Amendment. These are the voyages of the NSA. It's continuing mission, to explore your pornography habits. To seek out new ways to collect all of your meta-data. To boldly crush the American spirit as no one else has done before.
Great work, WB. The bald eagle with the headphones always makes me chuckle... as does the USSA! Stasi Obama badge.
Ever seen the Bing Crosby blackface song "Abraham" from Holiday Inn? It has been cut from the movie for a generation. Something of an urban legend to many. So politically incorrect its hyterical.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnzdFKz_X4Q
the Santa Fog of War
Rudolph's red nose had better damn well be energy compliant or he is in some deep reindeer shit.
Awesome WB7. Just...awesome. Favorite is The Great Spirit but it's a tough choice.
Absolutely perfect big B, spot on.
And big Ho Ho Ho to the GO puppet.
yeah better duck Chief, you're a tribal leader in a known terror organization, and your native american citizen status won't protect you
Beautiful - Merry Christmas WB7!
It's not too late for pre-Christmas delivery via International Express Post...
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D. All of the Above
.....and then some.....