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I thought Hillary was the nutcracker
Gee, why'd you think that and what made you change your mind?
And being originally from Queens a Christmas song from the streets.
Some RUN-DMC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR07r0ZMFb8
"Buon Natale" figure -- Connery in "Zardoz."
Great, largely forgotten film. Well done, William.
September most likely Jesus birth month.
Fictional characters don't have birth months....
Sure they do. For instance, the most common birth month for cartoon characters is Juntembruary*.
*The exception being Japanese Hentai characters. For some unknown reason, every one of them was born in the month of Octril.
I thought Japanese Hentai characters were born in Fistember?
To be the proper sacrifice He must have been a Flawless Firstborn. I have read that theory and that is the flaw. They were headed to Bethlehem for the Passover...which is what Jesus is.
The Star of Bethlehem ascended through the Constellation of Virgo, the Virgin. That is what the Magi witnessed. The Sun is in Virgo in the Month of September and it would not have been possible to see.
Prophesy from Daniel gave the Zoroaster priests the date to head out and look for the Messiah's birth star sign. The three Wise Man showed up right on time in Bethlehem to witness what had been foretold. When Herod quizzed them about the special star in the East, they laid down on their promise to report back to him and instead headed back home by a different route, to escape his wrath.
This is the same tactic laid out in Robert's Northwest Passage: never return by the path which you take to arrive. Wise men still heed this lesson.
LOL....'angle-ah' is gonna be pissed when she sees these.
I hope so, but at least there are people in her own country willing to push the enevelope even farther than me...
Which is more than can be said about our own paradise of free speech, where rodeo clowns get repressed for making fun of the POTUS.
More on that later from der Untergrund.....
Nice teats (all six of them).
Fugly face, though.
I didn't know the FedRes bankers wore blue and white stripes, though.
SATAN Claus is coming to town.
You lie to your children about SATAN Claus.
You lie to your children about the Easter Rodent.
You lie to you children about the Tooth Faggot.
Even Christ was not born on Christmas according to the Bible. The Animals would be in their stalls with the mangers full of grain as the FIELDS ARE DEAD in Palestine in the DEAD of Winter. There is no grass for the Sheep to graze on. So just why were the Shepards in the fields tending their flocks as Joseph and Mary made their way into Bethlehem?
Can it be that Christ was the First Born Spring Lamb of God?
This whole Season is based upon a LIE.
So you even lie to your children about that?
Then, in amazement, you are aghast, when your children, as teenagers, believe that you do not have a clue about reality...AND WONDER WHY THEY DO NOT BELIEVE YOU?
After having lied on so many numerous occasions it becomes impossible to have any credibility whatsoever.
As an example...Look at Obama and our Government. Are they believable? Do they have any credibility?
(But they take care of us like our liars, er...parents, Mommy and Daddy did.)
If you like your LIES then you can keep your LIES.
As for me...I will have nothing to do with it.
Fuck Christmas as Satan is the reason for the Season...of LIES.
You're closer to the truth than you may think...
Absolutely superb as usual. This is nitpicking but I think WB7 forgot the umlaut in the word frohe. Probably distracted by Merkels body like I was.
I think she snorted it...
Coming this Christmas to a theater near you, Angela Merkel IS..... Ron Jeremy.
Wasn't Ron's nickname the "Hedge Hog" because he was such a hairy fuck? Does Angie qualify for Hedge Hog status? But I digress and will shame myself with more mattering things.
I saw Mutti kissing......
Ah Santa Marx. The jolly figure who steals your kids so they can work as slaves in his Delightful snow-filled Christmas Gulag.
No, that was Stalin Claus; Santa Marx gave everyone, naughty and nice, a prescient lump of Das Kapital.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P37xPiRz1sg
Boy Cameron and Berlusconi look like they've been cutting down the carbs and hitting the iron regularly?... They both wish they looked half that good -inside as well as out.
Thanks for giving us an early Xmas present considering this one will more than likely be the least "jolly" ever!
Again tip of the hat to your artistic ability and creative sense of humor in portraying these apocalyptic monsters during the most important time of year of giving!
Cheers
It's not a crisis until they have to take depositors money - oops, Cyprus.
Something about Christmas sweaters says DORK,
in such a cheerful way.
Zardoz Central Banks: "QE is good! The Middle Class is evil!"
I love William B.'s work.
Me too. Think I've bought about 14 of his artworks this year.
Better investment than Bitcons.
Oh a Zardoz reference! So who is Rampling the confiscations up?
Feliz Navidad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihW56Xa3XGQ (3:04)
Feliz navidad.
Prospero Ano y felicidad!
Spanish is one of the 'romance languages'.
Which English word equates to 'felicidad', and why is this wish good?
C'mon, even Spanglish speakers can figure out 'prosperous year', can't they, Goldilocks?
I agree with the Son of Captain Nemo: I can't believe someone 'downarrowed' you!
Feliz navidad
Postrero ano de felicidad!
Fixed it for you
Cretins. Heathen baying at the moon. Goldilocks is the last person on ZH deserving of a red arrow for any reason.
Goldilocks
Thanks for the "Merry Xmas" by a great performer and a wonderful holiday tune. Don't understand why you got "down arrowed" so I thought I'd fix that.
Was it because someone doesn't like Jose Feliciano?
Or is it because some inbred peckerwood from "down under" in the U.S. community of States can only listen to it in the only language they know how to comprehend?
Haters Gonna Hate
http://hairstyles-celebrity-trend.onsugar.com/Haters-Gonna-Hate-15493995
Thanks for the answer.
I knew it was that last guy at the bottom of the list!
miss me yet has to be like I love compassion in iraq.