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THe CeNTRaL PLaNNeR, THe JuGGLeR, THe OPeRaToR AnD THe BuST...
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Especially like your title, WB. Puts me in mind of this dude ... remember?
Hoyt Axton: Della and the Dealer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZHSIhdYSZY
It was Yellen and The Dealer and a dog named Dimon, and a cat named Bennie the Who,
Bennie left Princeton in a limousine,
Gonna make some dreams come true.
Yeah he rolled down to DC where the juice comes from,
And the lobbyists bay at the moon.
Yellen and The Dealer and a dog named Dimon, and a cat named Bennie the Who.
If that cat could talk, what tales he’d tell,
About Yellen and the Dealer and the dog as well.
But the cat was cool and he never said a mumblin’ word.
Up north New York there’s a street named Wall,
Where they play a little ponzi game,
The Dealer had a shuffle that could fool the best,
And Bennie, man, he had no shame.
Yeah, Bennie played her a sweet love song,
And Yellen got a fire in her eye.
The Dealer had a swap and some MBS,
And Bennie let it all pass by.
If that cat could talk, what tales he’d tell,
About Yellen and the Dealer and the dog as well.
But the cat was cool and he never said a mumblin’ word.
Nice
No surprise that if you think your etcha sketch crap is art, you'd think doggerel was "nice". "Nice" for any 8 y/o with a crayon and a piece table paper perhaps.
Ode To A Gerutarda
Buzz off, Gerutarda; relieve mine eyes
Of hateful soreness, purge mine ears of corn;
Less dear than army ants in apple pies
Art thou, old prune-face, with thy chestnuts worn,
Dropt below thy thunder hips like lousy fruit:
Like honeybees upon the perfum'd rose
You suck; and like the double-breasted suit
Are out of date; therefore, Gerutarda,
Go fly a kite; thy welcome's overstay'd,
And stem the produce of thy moron wit:
Thy logic, like thy locks, is disarray'd;
Thy cheer, like thy complexion, is the pits.
Be off, I say; go troll somebody new,
Scram, beat it, get thee hence, and a big Banzai fuck you.
You really are an ass clown. The best kind. The kind that does not realise it when the crowd does.
Thanks, Will. Actually I was also wondering if you had the subtitle cards for The Sting in mind.
BTW, I still intend to spend a bit of cash on your art, but damn car trouble plus Christmas plus Insurance plus...plus yadda, yadda have combined in the last few months to put the kibosh on that for the moment. Hopefully in the new year.
Why are you bothering to apologize/explain? Anyone semi-conscious or better would understand how even a roll of toilet paper would get priority. WTF would you do with the damn crap anyway? Surely you don't expose them to public view where you'd run the chance of being asked embarrassing questions. Like, what is that piece of shit hanging on the wall of your outhouse, or "Hey, your shitter was out of corncobs, was it OK to use that sheet of crazy shit that was hanging on the wall out there? Or, "Have you got a relative who is being confined to a looney bin and does therapeutic hand drawings?" Anyway, if you are living so close to the ragged edge that a little car trouble sends your finances into a tail spin you have no fucking business pouring your money into Bonsie's rat hole I'd say.
Don't worry, they are holding their value just fine ;-)
Are you referring to the Goldman Sting YouTubes I did?
I'm getting all choked up already thinking about the fed members & CO singing ' for he's a jolly good fellow ' at Benny leaving Do'.
. . . and so say none of us
Oh say can you see how badly fucked we be?........
Interesting concept for those who monitor to contemplate.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOsN-P5abVg
Finally caught on that Geruda is one half of a pair of mature dykes, the butch one.
Say what you like but with a CUNT like that around you don't need a bottle opener!
I suspect a dim bulb such as yourself seldom ever catches on to anything on his own, cept'in maybe a dose of clap from one of your own siser's or something.
Sometimes data, is just data..., or noise.
Thanks, William
Breaking Wind News
( Yooz smelled it here first )
Ben Bernanke Self- Immolates on The White House Lawn.
In a suicide note confesses that he participated in a decade long Ponzi scheme, QE.
Was offered the same deal as JFK but took the easy option.
Barry is a Tranny pimped by JPM & Goldman.
correction: someone put Bernanke in a paper bag and set it on fire on the WH steps. Obama came out and tried to stomp out the fire and got some on his shoe
WB7 Love Your Work. 100 YEARS OF FRAUD. The average Amerikan does not have a clue as what the FEDERAL RESERVE has done to this country or to what 100 years of Debasement has caused.
You are a true educator with your format of witt and humor.........
Thanks William
oi vey
"Not All Information is Beneficial"
Well done indeed sir.
The Look on Ben's face seems to portray :
Not all DISinformation is bad for the masses...
Remember the Beria scam called "Katin was Nazi deal!"
QE infinity and ZIRP is right down that path... "we didn't dig those graves, we avoided others from taking you into the mass grave of AUSTERITY...like those Nazi Austrians would have it!"
Woaw...thank you Chairman Ben! Print the Legend of fiat, not the truth.
Love the "New World Order" medallion, the trickle down chimney, err, safe. Actually they're all top-notch. Thanks for the good laughs WB7 and LK!
When it comes to masters of the world..let them be masters of the Les Paul Guitar:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBadAVsdixk
LAW: We are all ONE. We are ALL Sisters/Brothers in Arms.
Let Peace and Love reign...may Love now find you...in your heart.
Lyrics:
These mist covered mountains
Are a home now for me
But my home is the lowlands
And always will be
Some day youll return to
Your valleys and your farms
And youll no longer burn
To be brothers in arms
Through these fields of destruction
Baptisms of fire
Ive witnessed all your suffering
As the battles raged higher
And though they did hurt me so bad
In the fear and alarm
You did not desert me
My brothers in arms
Theres so many different worlds
So many differents suns
And we have just one world
But we live in different ones
Now the suns gone to hell
And the moons riding high
Let me bid you farewell
Every man has to die
But its written in the starlight
And every line on your palm
Were fools to make war
On our brothers in arms
Central Planner - F'ing awesome!
ponzi is the new singularity in the universe, sucking in everything that gets close to it's event horizon...
Everyone has to borrow. The aristocracy doesn't have to pay back.
??? (Just an educated guess. Feel free to enlighten me.)
WB7 and LK,
You are not really doing mockups, but these are most excellent mocking of fuckups.
I think I'll call them Mofockups.
while i look at the jugglers items i wonder if all this would fit into a cubist painting, such as Guernica, (i know you already did one of these) Picassos homage to the Spanish village (drone attacked by the Nazis) only because of something Picasso said later about that painting, when asked what does all this stuff mean? and Picasso (being a jerk artist of that time) said " the cow is a cow, the horse is a horse" or in central banker (hubris) speak, we don't print money. we just talk about printing money, and sometimes we actually type out money on a keyboard just to see what it would be like, its money for money's sake.
so i think Bernanke would have to be the artist standing in front of his masterpiece, well the dutch masters got famous painting rich merchants no one remembers, but we all remember them although they mostly died penniless. its a complicated post modern probe but i see bernanke as the artist, only because that painting was just a side show to the war although the artists thought they were saving the world? and some people now think Bernanke is saving the world. he's not
I am colossus
.
This is what happens to fools
Who play by their own crazy rules
This man once revered
Wipes his ass with his beard
And babbles, and stutters, and drools
The Limerick King
From ROmanov beard in his heydey to Ben Gunn's beard, with a craving for cheese marooned on Treasure island.
"Fifteen men" and Captain Flint's treasure of the FED !
masterpiece!
Hey if Benny looked like that and lived his life like John the Baptist I wouldn't have a problem.
It's the ones like he and Jamie in the $4,000 Oxford suits that are the marks you always need to worry about!
That last pic should be titled.....Ben Shalom gets in touch with his nature side on Jekyll Island.