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ED SNOWDEN CHRISTMAS ALBUM
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I'm dreaming of a white noise Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the tower tops glisten
And spooks can't listen
To hear our data in the snow

I'm dreaming of a white noise Christmas
With every Christmas card emailed
May your days be merry and bright
And may all
Your Christmases be quiet...

 

PUTIN GREETINGS

 

 

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FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE

 

 

MERRY CHRISTMAS ED, wherever you are...

From WilliamBanzai7 and the rest of the fringe low brows at Zero Hedge 

 

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Thu, 12/12/2013 - 22:56 | 4242115 williambanzai7
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Enemy of State was on TV here this week. The NSA satellite is signaling CQ CQ CQ in CW.

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 01:33 | 4242530 pupdog1
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OMG.

Good thing I wear a paper bag on my head.

Time to hoard string and tin cans.

Thu, 12/12/2013 - 21:21 | 4241803 Andre
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THAT is cool. The right way to say it.

Take care, Ed Snowden. There are many who appreciate what you did.

And thanks, WB, for reminding us. Integrity should not be forgotten.

Thu, 12/12/2013 - 22:52 | 4242094 Yes_Questions
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2nd that!

Thu, 12/12/2013 - 16:34 | 4240806 Metal Minded
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+1

Its been so long--- I only recognized the "s" in the last line, as in SOS.

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 03:12 | 4242653 Tall Tom
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Same here. Time to go and translate this....without Google as it will defeat the purpose.

Thu, 12/12/2013 - 15:23 | 4240574 SILVERGEDDON
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Hey, Banzai - your Oblammie Nobel portrait below is sorely lacking a key feature.

Needs a gangsta tat cross his forehead to pull the whole room together.

Just like The Dude's carpet.

Mark Of The Beast would be approriate. 

Thu, 12/12/2013 - 15:22 | 4240571 The Heart
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If you are not on to the Mike Rivero show every day, you should be.

Mike has a way of telling it like it is, like it or not.

Check out his daily shows here.:

https://bambuser.com/channel/WRH+radio+show

The best place in the world to get REAL news.:

http://whatreallyhappened.com/

 

Thu, 12/12/2013 - 23:24 | 4242200 MontgomeryScott
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Kudos for mentioning my howlie brother from another mother, and his wife, Claire, too!

He's back on RBN, by the way. I guess he and Stadtmiller came to terms (so I hear).

 

As for Mr. Micheal Snowden:

Your contributions out of some sense of right and wrong are not soon forgotten, sir, and we are grateful for your honesty and intestinal fortitude. You are a true patriot in the spirit of the Founding Fathers, and may your Christmas 2013 be one of peace and promise, there in the foreign land that you are currently residing in.

WB7: What can I say, brother?

Well, the Obozo's head on a pike was a classic, I suppose...and I wish that YOU TOO would join those who celebrate life and liberty in this time of the year...and my best wishes to the both of you.

Thu, 12/12/2013 - 15:21 | 4240566 Son of Captain Nemo
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Do those Bulava Christmas Trees come with detachable supersonic MIRV ornament(s)?

Fantastic!  Keep them coming -Please

Thu, 12/12/2013 - 15:10 | 4240535 Manipuflation
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Happy New Year!  Although I am not so sure what will be happy about it.

Thank you for the postcard William, that was first class of you to take the time, expense and effort to send it.  Mrs. M was very impressed as well and she is not easy to impress.

I assume your address on the latest print I received is accurate for a return address?  I only send one card per year and that is the birthday card that my brother and I have sent to each other every year for the last 15 years or so.  Yep, the same card year after year.:-)

Thu, 12/12/2013 - 15:17 | 4240560 williambanzai7
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Thank you and the Mrs for your support!

 

Thu, 12/12/2013 - 16:03 | 4240713 Manipuflation
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OK, William, Mrs. M and I went through some postcards we have and I found something that will bring a smile to your face.  Remember, Russian Christmas is January 7 so we are still good yet.:-)  I do not have your penmanship skills though so it will look as though someone put some ink on a piece of brush and then tried to write something.  Forgive me.

This will preface it but you will understand when you receive it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XE8BgQzyktE

Thu, 12/12/2013 - 19:05 | 4241436 williambanzai7
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My recollection is the Orthodox Christmas runs all the way to the Fourth of July.

Thu, 12/12/2013 - 20:23 | 4241663 Manipuflation
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Don't give my children any ideas William.  I have already been asked for a "diamond sword" today.  I had to look it up and it doesn't even come with a bitcoin.  For shame. 

Thu, 12/12/2013 - 22:39 | 4242057 williambanzai7
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Don't forget the bejeweled chalice.

Thu, 12/12/2013 - 15:01 | 4240499 no more banksters
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“NSA documents appearing recently in the New York Times courtesy of Edward Snowden identified Venezuela as one of six “enduring targets” for electronic eavesdropping in 2007."

http://failedevolution.blogspot.gr/2013/11/neoliberal-dictatorship-threa...

Thu, 12/12/2013 - 15:00 | 4240493 linniepar
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Being called a traitor by Dick Cheney is the highest honor you can give an American.

We're with you Snowden!

Thu, 12/12/2013 - 23:37 | 4242245 MontgomeryScott
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@ SoberOne:

"Being called a traitor by Dick Cheney is the highest honor you can give an American."

You are incorrect, sir.

Inducing an extreme prejudice action with a heavy metal projectile by means of Second Amendment guarantees for surgical removal of the brainpan of those who are tyrannical and traitorous to the Constitution For The United States is the highest honor that any citizen soldier of the United States can actually have, hold, feel, or enjoy.

I have a LIST...not sure about the content, quite yet.

Looking through it, I see the names, alphabetically. Podhertz, Wolfowitz, Leminzer, Kissinger...OH! HERE it is!...

Thu, 12/12/2013 - 18:52 | 4241372 g speed
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maybe a nice 1oz silver medal with "Cheney traitor, the highest honor"  and a red whit and blue ribbion is in the works somewhere.

Thu, 12/12/2013 - 15:00 | 4240490 Freddie
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Edward Snowden is awesome.  I hope he has a Merry Christmas in Russia.  The criminals in the US govt should be the ones in hiding. 

Thu, 12/12/2013 - 14:57 | 4240485 OwnSilverPlayMusic
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Hey 'fringe low-brows'.  I like that.  Has a much nicer ring than 'cynical asshole', which I usually get called.

Thu, 12/12/2013 - 15:51 | 4240680 Its_the_economy...
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i thought we were conspiracy theorists/nutjobs.

Thu, 12/12/2013 - 17:13 | 4240969 WarPony
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nah, just fox-like crazy, geo-political financial fringers

 

Thu, 12/12/2013 - 16:54 | 4240900 dontgoforit
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All the above.

Thu, 12/12/2013 - 17:13 | 4240973 WarPony
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not many "nut-jobs" here though ;)

Thu, 12/12/2013 - 23:52 | 4242290 MontgomeryScott
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Have you noticed the consistency of down-arrows, regarding comments on this particular discussion?

It's like, hell, I don't know exactly: One of the smurfs at the NSA over in Utah or Alexandria or Haifa or Moscow has a search engine looking for 'keywords' (like 'Ed Snowden', or something), and automatically logs in every so often, using an established account, and then clicks a button to 'downarrow' everyone commenting...OF COURSE, the 'downarrows' cannot be repeated, so SOME are seeing ZERO, but OTHERS all get ONE...I think they make a sweep every so often, just to make sure the 'comments board' gets saturated...

Look at the last three comments. 46 up, one down. 4 up, one down. ETCETERA...

Hey, Tylers, are you reading this?

ESPECIALLY WB7 (but other contributors as well)...

 

"Nope, nothing to see here. Keep moving."

Thu, 12/12/2013 - 22:41 | 4242056 Pure Evil
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I prefer tin-foil as opposed to aluminum hats.

Thu, 12/12/2013 - 23:41 | 4242257 Borrow Owl
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Show off!

Talk about conspicious consumption...

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 01:06 | 4242492 Tall Tom
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The Gold Foil Hat which I use is a much better reflector of the radiation that everybody uses to probe my mind to read it.

 

I am that important after all. I am just so amazed that everybody thinks that it is about them when it is so apparent that the Universe revolves around me.

 

How gauche of them. Don't they know better by now?

 

/sarc.

 

I do not want to upset those who think it is all about them. Just who am I to spoil their Delusions of Grandeur? (Oh shit. Do you think Oblameo reads ZH? I will probably get droned for challenging the Narcissist in Chief.)

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 07:28 | 4242855 starfcker
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oblameo on ZH?  nah...... too many big words.

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 03:27 | 4242661 old naughty
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To all you fringe low brows,

Merry Christmas 2013** and a Happier 2014.

from one of the  fringe low brows

 

 

** ok, ok, not the 25th of december.

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 03:39 | 4242671 Tall Tom
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Yeah...You have a Good Bah Humbug too!!!

 

I am SCROOGE!!!

Thu, 12/12/2013 - 14:49 | 4240447 azzhatter
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Little disappointed we haven't seen a Snowden dump for a while. I'm looking for the good stuff- the blackmail, bribery etc that we know is going on

Thu, 12/12/2013 - 17:00 | 4240924 putaipan
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that's what is still very wierd about the whole thing- i watched a newer video interview with the guardian editor where he said they have thousands of documents and that they "didn't even look" at the ones that had to do with deep national security issues. wha'?

Thu, 12/12/2013 - 22:28 | 4242008 williambanzai7
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They probably looked at them and decided to stick to the plan: i.e., avoid getting Assanged

Thu, 12/12/2013 - 23:59 | 4242297 MontgomeryScott
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Assaunge is still alive, 7. (SHIT, I don't recollect the correct spelling...)

It's more like not getting 'Micheal Hastingsed', or 'Matt Drudged'. They used to call it (back in the '60's) 'Boston Brakes'.

YAY!

SMART CARS!

MEDICINES!

HEART ATTACKS!

TERRORIST THREATS!

Thu, 12/12/2013 - 14:59 | 4240496 OwnSilverPlayMusic
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Don't forget, we just learned that World of Warcraft is being watched thanks to Brother Ed!

Thu, 12/12/2013 - 15:03 | 4240503 williambanzai7
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It started with Pong

Thu, 12/12/2013 - 18:54 | 4241382 MrSteve
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Nice recycle of Der Bingle's White Christmas album cover, one my favorites.

"Our nation turns in deepest gratitude

to thank that Wm. Banzai7 dude.

 

Thu, 12/12/2013 - 22:44 | 4242070 williambanzai7
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That record album is one of my cherished possessions.

Thu, 12/12/2013 - 15:11 | 4240534 SafelyGraze
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banzai --

for your consideration


http://imgur.com/gFye3ZG

danish prime minister says golf is "noble and honorable sport", "no disrespect intended", "photograph misrepresents the sense of gravity felt by everyone at that moment", "image was probably photoshopped"

Thu, 12/12/2013 - 15:18 | 4240567 williambanzai7
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Fri, 12/13/2013 - 02:35 | 4242621 Svendblaaskaeg
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"..I take my coffee black like my men.."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yMw-6sNlkE

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 00:00 | 4242318 MontgomeryScott
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Uh-oh! You're messing with TIGER WOODS!

(Wasn't his mom a Phillipino or something? I forget...)

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 00:05 | 4242331 MontgomeryScott
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Sorry, wrong dude.

I guess this was 'Kobe Bryant' or some other halfie sports figure (like 'Barry Soerotoro' or something) over there (here) in the CONUS. Hard to keep track. There are so many of them...

Thu, 12/12/2013 - 16:55 | 4240910 falak pema
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will she improve his performance to clinch the last dip into the hole?

He badly needs inspiration. More velvet less knee.

Thu, 12/12/2013 - 16:02 | 4240694 the grateful un...
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selfie-aggrandizement ( a slightly racially profiled poem and guide to interacial adultery and such)

 

when Kobe got caught

having his fling

he gave his wife a (real big diamond) ring

when Tiger was bangin cocktail waitress bitches

his wife nailed him with a nine iron

near the spot it itches

now Potus took a selfie with

a steaming white young hottie

and Mrs Claus stop putting out

cause Santas been real naughty

the football star murdered his wife

she slept with Marcus Allen and he was black as well

(no matter if he was otherwise)

he just didn't have the talent

Thu, 12/12/2013 - 14:47 | 4240438 williambanzai7
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THE FIRST GANGSTA NOEL

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 12:17 | 4243499 Save_America1st
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obama's about as gangsta as Richard Simmons. 

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