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Submitted by williambanzai7 on 12/14/2013 13:48 -0400

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Sun, 12/15/2013 - 02:14 | 4247797 beentheredonethat

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Sun, 12/15/2013 - 02:17 | 4247784 beentheredonethat

william banzai- my gift- the original chinese poster - strive for the realization of the four modernizations- I am sure something can be made of this.

Sat, 12/14/2013 - 23:23 | 4247569 williambanzai7

Sat, 12/14/2013 - 22:00 | 4247397 Uncle Remus

To the moon, Alice.

Sat, 12/14/2013 - 22:18 | 4247438 Yenbot

Yeah, made me homesick for the 1960's when it was American smog and nuclear reactors on the moon...

Sat, 12/14/2013 - 20:44 | 4247250 LawyerScum

In the future, Happy Chinese Family will look like Bane and have awesome popped collars.

Sat, 12/14/2013 - 19:13 | 4247109 ebworthen

Just watch China move manufacturing to Africa the way we moved it to them.

There won't be a Lion or Rhino left on the continent.

Love the lunar watercolor WB7, *cough*.

Need some oxygen!

Sat, 12/14/2013 - 18:39 | 4247052 NIHILIST CIPHER

Surprise China! Global elite are slow killing you every day, must be bad karma for your communist ways. Sort of like the 68 million poor souls slaughtered under dear leader Mao. Don't see you waving those little red books anymore. Capitalist dogs ! There is justice in the universe and if you live long enough you will see it come about. Fuck the Chicoms and their filthy air.

Sat, 12/14/2013 - 18:12 | 4247025 disabledvet

I was kinda looking forward to something on Kim Jung Un's Uncle actually. "How to write a real obituary" came to mind. https://www.google.com/search?q=the+far+side+two+bears&tbm=isch&source=i...(1).jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.gjsentinel.com%252Fblogs%252Fits_allgood%252Fentry%252Fpoe-and-heads...

Sat, 12/14/2013 - 23:32 | 4247587 williambanzai7

If you want a preview go and look at my Flickr.

Sun, 12/15/2013 - 11:05 | 4248109 falak pema

OT/ WB7 I have a friend who does OIL colours, often copies of past masters. He is good at it IMO as its not retouched photo shopping.

Just look at this :Daniel Bondoin

I find he should strike a chord there. Just saying.

Sat, 12/14/2013 - 17:04 | 4246926 WarPony

Please WB, a graphic with the puppet master sitting on a throne made of the queen Elizabeth on all fours with BHO, Putin, Abe and Jintao on strings with nuclear subs on the sides from the respective Nations all launching Willy Wonka elevators containing the central banksters headed toward an IMF-BitCoin moon. I know, sick, right?

Mutually Assured Devaluation!

Sat, 12/14/2013 - 16:19 | 4246853 the grateful un...

wall street wanted to export the american dream from 50 years ago to China today, complete with the smog. mission accomplished

Sat, 12/14/2013 - 16:29 | 4246871 williambanzai7

Irony is built into everyhting.

Sat, 12/14/2013 - 16:56 | 4246928 pupdog1

Except when the Chinese make it out of toxic plastic.

Sat, 12/14/2013 - 16:17 | 4246852 Emergency Ward

Love the Masked Mao. "Great Leap Smog"

Sat, 12/14/2013 - 16:26 | 4246866 williambanzai7

Let me tell you, some notable things are now happening all over. The air all around Asia is terrible. The Chinese are all sucking up real estate in the United Kingdom and elsewhere to plan their escape.

Meanwhile the United Kingdom and probably Europe are headed into a 100 year winter. There are some people who now say the Gulf Stream is stalling.

Fukushima is an epic disaster.

Planet Clusterfuck...Please do not worry...

Sat, 12/14/2013 - 22:48 | 4247506 Apostate2

But we have an ap for that!

Sat, 12/14/2013 - 21:59 | 4247400 wisehiney

Polluters of mankind, enslavers of mankind. Thanks for showing them all proper disrespect WB7. May we get the opportunity to bring justice to them.

Sat, 12/14/2013 - 20:56 | 4247272 joego1

It's to bad Mao put a bad taste in the chinese mouth about living in the country. Escaping to London???

Sat, 12/14/2013 - 23:31 | 4247584 williambanzai7

As I understand it there are whole unlit blocks in Central London now. Georgian Flats that are being stocked for the moment of escape. Of course there can be no escape for the little Chinese people. The little people always get fucked in the end.

Sat, 12/14/2013 - 18:50 | 4247067 monad

Everybody could stand a 100 chest X-Rays a year.

Sun, 12/15/2013 - 12:22 | 4248193 TheFourthStooge-ing

Everybody could stand a 100 chest X-Rays a year.

+1 for the J. Frank Parnell quote.

Sat, 12/14/2013 - 21:01 | 4247277 old naughty

"Gulfsream stalling..." has lots of discussions on the net just before 311 (made happened by tptb?).

Have there been new evidence since fuk-u?

Excellent graphics, WB, again.

Sat, 12/14/2013 - 23:30 | 4247582 williambanzai7

I have to go look at it myself.

I saw some online discussions about the weather forecast for England and it is a doozy for the next 2 months.

Sun, 12/15/2013 - 00:00 | 4247631 scrappy

Global warming, it's got to be getting warm somewhere, the South China Sea? Come Fry with Us - The Chinsese vacation special!

Sat, 12/14/2013 - 16:11 | 4246840 Goldilocks

FUCK YOU!!! Sign Language
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtQ9lEuEzrc (2:56)

Sat, 12/14/2013 - 20:17 | 4247204 dogbreath

an appropriate spot to stick this:

http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/827308875.gif

Sat, 12/14/2013 - 16:09 | 4246839 screw face

http://beforeitsnews.com/health/2013/12/china-issues-warning-bans-all-us...

https://www.facebook.com/groups/nucleartracktown/

Sat, 12/14/2013 - 15:59 | 4246822 blindman

http://www.space.com/23786-china-moon-rover-mission-photos-change3-lande...
Chang'e 3 Photos: China's 1st Moon Lander & Rover Mission
by SPACE.com Staff | December 14, 2013 08:43am ET

Sat, 12/14/2013 - 21:24 | 4247323 old naughty

[some] Chinese is claiming the moon surface for the mythical Sheung Ngo (Chinese: ??; pinyin: Cháng'é) was “on the moon” for over 4,000 years…guess Zeus can claim “Olympus” to prevent it from “fallen” ;-p

Talk about conflict…radiation blew across and now manufactured smog returns!

b,b,but...what about the world (Gulfstream stalling)!

Sat, 12/14/2013 - 22:16 | 4247436 blindman

@ gulfstream stalling.
sounds super frightening and reminds me of this.
.
Graham Parker & the Rumour - Tear Your Playhouse Down/Hey Lord
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztXZMTG5kr8
.
there are some things you just can't prepare for,
that might be liberating if you can learn to
embrace the full measure of the word "mortal".
.
can one blame man for every undesirable change
in the world or on the moon? no, there are
fundamental forces and dynamics that we haven't
even thought of yet .....
but it would be a good first step to stop spoiling
the nest and killing each other with our waste
products; that not such an onerous requirement
or regulation for the price of admission.
.
Graham Parker and The Rumour - "Watch The Moon Come Down" (L
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYnY5IiLpns

Sat, 12/14/2013 - 15:57 | 4246818 blindman

http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_1489908257&feature...

Sat, 12/14/2013 - 15:56 | 4246816 whoopsing

Tissue very dirty Wen jia-blo my nose

Sat, 12/14/2013 - 15:55 | 4246814 Rossalgondamer

3rd down - most sublime WB creation yet.

(YAHOO) "A Chinese prop encroached upon a US sound stage during a dense incident in the Tranquillitatis basin this week, NASA officials said"

Sat, 12/14/2013 - 16:22 | 4246861 koncaswatch

+1 excellent comment. Excellent work WB. I especially like the water color effect... down to the paper. Good stuff

Sat, 12/14/2013 - 16:32 | 4246878 williambanzai7

When I was a kid, water color and pens were my medium of choice. And now that I am a kid again ;-)

Sat, 12/14/2013 - 20:38 | 4247234 pupdog1

Winslow Homer, America's other premier watercolor journalist, was a stickler for detail. He would have loved the (presumably) dirty Kleenex on the dashboard '8>)

Sat, 12/14/2013 - 23:53 | 4247612 williambanzai7

It's Kleenex or more likely the ubiquitous toilet paper roll you see everywhere in China.

Sat, 12/14/2013 - 16:33 | 4246845 williambanzai7

The highway photo was taken by a Banzai7/ZH operative in Jiangxi China earlier this week.

Sat, 12/14/2013 - 16:39 | 4246896 mjcOH1

"YAHOO) "A Chinese prop encroached upon a US sound stage during a dense incident in the Tranquillitatis basin this week, NASA officials said""

Did they see OJ hauling ass with Telly Savalas? Because that shit never gets old.

http://www.tcm.com/mediaroom/video/198444/Capricorn-One-Original-Trailer...

Sat, 12/14/2013 - 15:52 | 4246813 blindman

'Fake' interpreter at Nelson Mandela memorial
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hCdtUxnOG8
,
i think he did a pretty good job of it,
just my humble opinion. an A for effort and
i hope the judge takes that into consideration.

Sat, 12/14/2013 - 21:48 | 4247372 blindman

my sign interpreter had this to say about
the "fake interpreter".
"..The first minute looks like a bunch of him saying "before, after, town, name, name name, more town before after" like, literally the same 5 to six signs over and over in different combinations.".
.
pretty good, right.

Sun, 12/15/2013 - 01:23 | 4247743 jballz

I don't know why this is a controversy. All he needs to do is explain to the judge that he was siging in Ebonics and that is why some people don't understand what he was describing.

Sun, 12/15/2013 - 09:12 | 4248018 GetZeeGold

All I can say is the Secret Service did a super job vetting this guy.....almost as good a job as when the press vetted Obama before the first election.

Once he got in they figured what the hell......no reason to worry about it now.

Sat, 12/14/2013 - 20:48 | 4247256 mjcOH1

You gots your Ps. And you gots your Es....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqbVedrB5fk

Sat, 12/14/2013 - 15:53 | 4246811 Non Passaran

Ha-ha, awesome!

Sat, 12/14/2013 - 15:37 | 4246791 chunga

Liven this place up Banzai...it's like a ghost town in here.

CHiNa AiR...

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