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Well, sure Al.
Quantitatively speaking, low vibrate does induce irrational exuberance in the frontal lobes, but on high...
You can feel the animal spirits stirring in your loins.
One pair of Skittle-shittng unicorns for sale.
WMDs
"hey Greeny, this one melts in your mouth and not in your hand"
"Fifteen minutes 'till coke an hooker time..."
FRACK: Does yours come with the special fiat jizz ejector?
Stickin it to 'em since 1913
The Usual Dildos
A limerick for old Frick and Frack
They took our whole system off track
These ignorant pricks
Are Kenyesian dicks
They're tied as the world's biggest quack
"What did you do with that mess I left you?"
"I gave it to that dickhead Yellen"
"Imagine the look on Janet's face when she finds out she has to wear one of these Anthony Weiner hats at her swearing in."
Frack: Pay up, Frick. I've won the bet.
Frick: Here, one dollar.
Frack: [chuckling] We took a perfectly useless psychopath like Obama, and turned him into a successful politician. And during the same time, we turned all honest, hard-working men into a violently, deranged, would-be killers!
[laughs]
Frick: Now, what are we going to do about taking all the good people back and returning Obama to the ghetto?
Frack: I don't want all the good people back, after what they've done.
Frick: You mean, keep Obama on as managing director
Frick: Do you really believe I would have a ni**er run our family business, Frick?
Frack: Of course not. Neither would I.
Louis: Looking good, Billy Ray!
Billy Ray: Feeling good, Louis!
IF we stick our heads out and see a dic it's another six weeks of QE.
Do your balls itch?
My head itches, is that the same thing?
Double post sorry :p
"Jesus Christ, look, who is holding your Iphone on the other side of table for taking our Selfie?"
"I have two dicks, you Fool"
Frick and frack both agree the world has two distinct types of people, pussies and assholes. All need a good fucking every once in a while.
"Fuck 'em all, and let God sort it out".
1. Ben to Alan: Whats the point of a penile implant if noone can see it?
2. Frick: Lets screw the little guy some more
Frack: Not tonight, i have a head ache
Frick to Frack: "So, we're just waiting for those two incredible, irresistable, Assholes, Dimon and Blankfein, to tell us our next move, correct?"
A leaning in moment from two of DC's most prominent wide stancers
"Dont you just love sneaking right up behind 'em and ...WHAMMO?
It never gets old, right?"
Hey frick, your hat is showing signs of irrational exuberance....let me help you deflate it....
Greenspan: "Thanks for the hat Ben. I haven't had a pink stiffy like this since October of '47"
Well I'll be darned! Richard Cranium is my name as well!
Covers the bald spot pretty good hey Alan.
Yea, but not the Eczema Seborrhea and Psoriasis Ben.
I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine Alan. ;-)
Frick: "You think Main Street is ready for these?"
Frack: "Does it matter?"
"Ha ha- they believed us again!"
Frick to Frack ..... " hey don't worry, as long as I have a head you have a place to sit "
"I hear the Danish Prime Minister loves double penetration. Let's flip, loser gets the "brown eye"."
"Sounds good, howa 'bout some QE foreplay?" "Sure, bend over America, here it comes again and again and again................."
"That was easy".
"Yeah, practice makes perfect. Say, I'm hungry, let's have a Danish PM....."
Frack: I know dude, we went to old round heads funeral in May and there he is, sitting right behind you. It's like he's a friggin' corporation or something
Frick: Maybe I should stab him with my dildocorn
Frag: When Janet sees us she'll settle for anything we want. Anything.
Frig & Frag: ahahahahahaha
Hey! - Let''s play hide the salami!
Frack to frick: Bratwurst or kielbasa for dinner tonight?
"I still say they shouldn't have sent us to inspect Unit 3 at Fukashima."
"Yeah. Did you ever figure out what they meant by '24 Sieverts'?"
Frick: Viagra?
Frack: No, Cialis.
If these balls were any bigger we'd really be 'driving blind'...
Al: I wear'em on my head because they chopped them off when I took the job.
Ben: Really? Me too... I wonder what they'll do to Helen?
Al: Maybe graft them back on?...
Both: <giggle>
Frag: Zeyde, when you said Moochelle got the dirt on us from Madiba, this was not what I expected to happen.
Frig: This was the faygala. You saw what he did to Timmay. At least this meeting won't be on TV. Can't be with these hats.
Frag: Poor Timmay. Pisher.
Frig: Poor schlimazel Jamie. At least that nafka Timmay got paid.
Frag: Poor Jon. Where d'ya think they buried him?
Frig: That shmendrick? Bennie, why do you ask such things? Some things are best not to know.
Frag: Right, zeyde. That thinking's how we got into this meshugge ongepotchket shanda in the first place.
Frig: A bi gezunt
Frag: Gay ga zinta hate
Double POMO
Frack: And then with your left hand, you do the secret handshake with yourself.
Hey Frick, anyone know what happened to Hillary's two spares?
"So what's Janet Smellin'?"
"Smells like Fish -er"
Yet two more of the tools from the Fed's toolbox.
Teolawki, you spelt "fools" wrong!
....must be breast cancer awareness week....
Eyes Wide Shut...
Frick: "Did you get your Christmas bird painting from dubbya?"
Frack: "Yeah, what a dick head"
Frick & Frack: "hahahahaha"
.... and of course:
"What are we going to do tonight, Brain?"