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Tue, 12/17/2013 - 12:32 | 4254187 Nobody For President
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WB. off topic, but when I went to the large photo, I saw the "Food for thought" and clicked on it from July past. Thanks for that. And the card...Bruce is still the man.

Tue, 12/17/2013 - 12:31 | 4254185 I Write Code
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Now we show them how government and industry work together!

Tue, 12/17/2013 - 12:32 | 4254183 pupdog1
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Did you see that poster of McCain on the wall?  Incredibly unprofessional.

Tue, 12/17/2013 - 12:32 | 4254181 Nobody For President
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Hey Frick, notice how nobody has said a word about our cool hats?

Well Frack, we ARE as gods...

Tue, 12/17/2013 - 12:32 | 4254179 I Write Code
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ZIRP, ZIRP, ZIRP, ZIRP, ZIRP!

Tue, 12/17/2013 - 12:29 | 4254173 I Write Code
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Sure, in public we call it "easing", hahahahah!

Tue, 12/17/2013 - 12:24 | 4254152 Conax
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Frick: "You do the silver, I'll do the gold"

Frack: "Hey, Bitcoin, you got a purty mouth!"

Tue, 12/17/2013 - 12:20 | 4254137 Down Vote
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Trust me. Geruda said the party would still be going on when we get back.

Tue, 12/17/2013 - 12:15 | 4254120 Dexter Morgan
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Let's bag some tea baggers.

Tue, 12/17/2013 - 11:53 | 4254049 Ol' Painless
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Frack: All this transferring assets from the sheep gets my morning wood so hard a cat couldn't scratch it...same for you too eh?

Frick: Naw, I just Maria Bartiwawa enter the room.

Tue, 12/17/2013 - 11:49 | 4254032 pndr4495
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Isn't it a little insulting that we have nametags attached to us. After all , most of this planet knows us , and what we can do o them.

Tue, 12/17/2013 - 11:42 | 4254014 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Frack: That commenter Angus McHugepenis on ZH said you look like a freshly opened can of smashed assholes.

Frick: ....zzzzzzz.....zzzzzz.... ...huh...wha?... ...zzzzzz.....

Tue, 12/17/2013 - 11:36 | 4253991 kaiserhoff
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Thinking with the little head is soooo profitable.

Tue, 12/17/2013 - 11:18 | 4253939 jughead
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Frick: There's something very important I forgot to tell you.

Frack: What?

Frick: Don't cross the streams.

Frack: Why?

Frick: It would be bad.

Frack: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad"?

Frick: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

Frackette: Total protonic reversal.

Frack: Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Frick.

 

Who ya gonna call? Economybusters!

Tue, 12/17/2013 - 11:36 | 4253980 Jumbotron
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So this is the famous unicorn scene that proves Deckard is a replicant.

Tue, 12/17/2013 - 12:04 | 4254068 Jumbotron
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On the count of three......we're going to RAM the American people HEAD FIRST !

Ok....1.....2....

Tue, 12/17/2013 - 11:05 | 4253913 superflex
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You circumcised too?

Oye Vay.

Tue, 12/17/2013 - 11:06 | 4253908 Proofreder
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I'll pull yours' if you'll pull mine first, dickhead.

Dickhead !!!

Takes one to know one.

#

Tue, 12/17/2013 - 10:54 | 4253874 Nico Bellik
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hey frick, it looks better than a tin foil hat

Tue, 12/17/2013 - 10:45 | 4253856 gookempucky
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Federal Cum Laude--the true meaning of organ transplant repleat with talking heads

Tue, 12/17/2013 - 10:38 | 4253821 cheetahbaby
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Frick: I hears the Babe behind us goes for double penetration.

Frack: I gets the brown eye this time....

Tue, 12/17/2013 - 10:33 | 4253814 gmak
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And now, for the ultimate mind-fuck!

Tue, 12/17/2013 - 10:35 | 4253813 wisehiney
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"Hey look! Yellen's is biggerest!"

Tue, 12/17/2013 - 10:34 | 4253806 SquirrelButtDan
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o_0 Are they coughing and turning their hats to the side? 

Tue, 12/17/2013 - 10:31 | 4253801 Reaper
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Their money is our joy. Our sweet revenge on all the girls who laughed in school.

Tue, 12/17/2013 - 10:32 | 4253800 Disenchanted
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Hey Al, hold my gefilte fish and watch this...

Tue, 12/17/2013 - 10:23 | 4253777 dontgoforit
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'Balls said the queen; if I had 'em I'd be king."  Oh look Alan, I see you've got a pair.  And you too, Bennie.  Yeah, but they're just printed on.

Tue, 12/17/2013 - 10:21 | 4253775 BrigstockBoy
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"Damn Alan, I figured yours would be gold plated..."

Tue, 12/17/2013 - 10:16 | 4253758 outofhere
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Den of Thieves

Tue, 12/17/2013 - 14:00 | 4254481 outofhere
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DeN oF THieVeS

(fixed it)

Tue, 12/17/2013 - 09:53 | 4253662 ultraticum
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Economic stimulus erectus imbecilis.

Tue, 12/17/2013 - 09:51 | 4253658 no more banksters
Tue, 12/17/2013 - 09:44 | 4253638 Tall Tom
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Putting Their Heads Together

Tue, 12/17/2013 - 09:30 | 4253595 Thee Barbarous Relic
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If imagination could only meet reality!

Tue, 12/17/2013 - 09:22 | 4253579 LetThemEatRand
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Wait until Barney sees what we found in his old desk!  He is so punked.

Tue, 12/17/2013 - 09:17 | 4253570 caShOnlY
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The "Dual Mandate" for middle class Americans. 

Tue, 12/17/2013 - 09:18 | 4253566 ParkAveFlasher
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I wonder what the scret handshake is.

Tue, 12/17/2013 - 09:17 | 4253565 tnquake
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Frick: Do you know what makes me horny?

Frack: QE?

Frick: Yea, me too!

Tue, 12/17/2013 - 09:08 | 4253540 Uncle Remus
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Sponge Dicks, round hats.

Tue, 12/17/2013 - 08:52 | 4253512 Downtoolong
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How about,

“I think Yellen is hot for your junk”.

Or,

“Look at Abe, he can’t even get it up”.

 

Tue, 12/17/2013 - 08:47 | 4253508 spanish inquisition
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B: "Any advice on where to go from here."

G: "There is not a lot left.. I salted, played the big store with housing and bubbles. Had Hank pull the pay up scam variation. I left you with the reverse gold brick, where you convince people something real is worthless (I have had a couple of boating accidents , nudge,nudge, wink ,wink). Nice job on the money printing machine, but I think QE is running it's course. Finish out with some fortune telling and nice work having Janet holding the bag on pig in a polk. We already used too many coloreds for cleaning up Goldman."

Tue, 12/17/2013 - 08:35 | 4253495 The Wisp
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I want to see the other side of the Table with the Female Hats...

Tue, 12/17/2013 - 08:27 | 4253479 therealmonty
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"You had me at dicks fuck assholes."

Tue, 12/17/2013 - 08:07 | 4253453 beachdude
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Frick: So, I hear this is where the pricks hang out.
Frack: Hey, they keep asking for transparancy...

Tue, 12/17/2013 - 08:08 | 4253451 Cognitive Dissonance
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"Mine's bigger than yours."

<Both thinking the same thing at the same time.>

Tue, 12/17/2013 - 07:48 | 4253430 skistroni
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Frick: "Is this a rocket on your head, or are you happy to see me?"

Frack: "If I had a dime for every pageview of my WB7 photos, I could have retired long ago" 

Tue, 12/17/2013 - 17:31 | 4255121 Peter Pan
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greenspan: this beats having to take Viagra every day

Bernanke: as a kid I always wanted to be a classical penist.

Tue, 12/17/2013 - 07:46 | 4253427 Bearwagon
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Frack: Why are you looking so worried?
Frick: Well, if Janet will learn from north korea - she'll have us both killed until march ...

Tue, 12/17/2013 - 07:41 | 4253424 nmewn
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Cash for Cronies.

Tue, 12/17/2013 - 01:06 | 4253052 Leveraged Algorithm
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Just simple Dick Heads........

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