A VeWWY MiSSiLe CHRiSTMaS To YuLe...

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Northern Koreans are queer

The life that they live draws a tear

Games are all banned

Except Missile Command

They need it to fire their gear

The Limerick King

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Comments

[LaurentDeLyon]

j"adore !!!

[janus]

lil kim, before janus tells the sordid story of your conception, i want to say a few things to you and give some background.  but instead of dressing you down, i'll borrow the words and force from a great kubrick film (yer daddy luved him some cinema).

viddie well, lil kim:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzSsLiBPX38

now lean forward and choke yourself...

i remember when your father, dear leader ii (kim the lessor; which makes you the lessor of the leastest), 'blossomed' into the fullness of his grand and benevolent leadership...the fat, sinister little fucker took out a full page ad in the times; i remember reading it, jaw agape, in a deli in augusta, ga (probably somewhere's about 1996-97).  i'm still angry because this little place, the sunshine deli (on broad, i think) has the very best navy bean soup in the world...there can be no argument on the matter.  your father owes me a bowl of delicious navy bean soup; as i lost my appetite.  an offense i'll never forgive.  but i got my revenge...boy, did janus evah avenge!

for i did with great anticipation await what 'sunshine' policies would yeild for your withered and cowering people (for everlasting shame, kim 'dynasty'); and i held-out hope that your father would put the plight of his people over his own; what an idiot i was.  if i recall, there were phrases in the ad testifying that all manner of rare flower were blooming out of season; that cocks were walking backwards; that springs were flowing cinnamon water; that squirrls were shitting peanut m&ms...in other words, your father was just as mad as your grandfather.  

and you, my dear boy, are both mad and dangerous.  things do not look good for you; but your fate was sealed some many years ago...let me share the story with you.

it is no secret that your father loved drugs, congac, more drugs, prostitutes, yet more drugs, and, above all, cinema.  i was to take the lead in what would later be called, 'operation soju'.

i came to rescue some kidnapped s. korean starlets and to orchestrate mayhem.  i posed as a pimp representing b-list asian movie stars...it wasn't easy, but is was necessary.

so, there i was, surrounded on all sides by weird-lookin pudgy-types (the kim 'look') with creepy tastes.  but i hold myself together; all heroic and american and all that stuff.  just pimped-out.

the mission was an absolute, splendid and altogether artful success!  but janus never calls it quits; he likes to push things a bit, you know, say, punctuate his activities with a certain brio that becomes the bold.  all of which is to say, lil kim, janus seduced your mother while your 'father' was nodding out on oxycotin.  

   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1fIH6GMIJg

look, no hard feelings or anything...it's just what pimps do.  

you're welcome for the enormous penis, young grasshoppah!  it was, i'm sure, difficult to explain 'that' lil anomoly to kim the 'lesser'.

anyway, as to your mother...meh -- i suppose i've had worse.  she was just far too needy...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raFmzpvuYa0&list=PL00AFB544771DD565

shame yer daddy couldn't watch.

merry xmas, lil kim.

hey, ho, check it out/

i'd really like to turn you out,

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janus

[fxrxexexdxoxmx]

+1000 you need to post this on every thread janus.. funny

[janus]

i promise, i can do this shit forever -- my cannon is always re-loaded (and i pack grapeshot).

i just don't want to over-do it.  but i do enjoy it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qpoqzt2EHaA

and, i admit, i like knowing others enjoy it, too.

look at janus goin soft with the season.

merry Christmas, fx...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQeKdvXliIU

i bring you tidings of great joy,

janus

[if that peanuts clip offends you; please accept my apologies.  but it's something so lovely in an ugly world.]

(what happened to america?  charlie brown and his whole gang would be arrested, cavity searched, charged as terrorists, and above all medicated for making this today.)

[wisehiney]

Between you and WB7, I may die laughing today. PLEASE STOP!

[janus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neawPHsSep0

(it would take too long to quote every word; but every one applies),

janus

ps. thanks

[Paper CRUSHer]

Like the Boehner pic. total comedy.

Thanks Will.

[drunkenlout]

Van Gogh selfie is astounding and wonderful.

[Kiwi Pete]

Hey WB, love the photo of Kim Jong Un in a Hooters T-shirt. Classic, just dont take any vacations in North Korea this year!

[williambanzai7]

[earnulf]

O-MY-Freakin-GD!

Thankful I wasn't drinking anything, especially Egg-nog at that moment!

To WB, Wishes for Very Merry Christmas and Happy New year.   Stay away from any NK KimChee palaces, you'll be sure to be #1 on their hit parade!

[GetZeeGold]

My eyes!!!!!!!!!!

Gonna need that Lasik surgery now......

[nmewn]

He's in his laying around comfies...gonna grab some hot chocolate and talk about ObamaCare with the family...lol.

[The Heart]

Can't these babylonian clowns ever get it right?

Oh..wait...ummm...what's this all about?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufFheazkbi0#t=282

THE TERRORIZATION OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE BY THEIR OWN FASCIST GOVT CONTINUES EVERY DAY.

Pray for peace during the Christmas Season.

[pd303]

The pic with the  sobbing korean  bow-ner look-alike is #1 for me !!

[williambanzai7]

The NKs certainly do not have a patent on histrionics.

[monad]

Dr. Suess was acid for the children

[williambanzai7]

[Zero-risk bias]

Hehehehe... he was really just a complete crazy narcissist.

Post-impresssionist2.0

[janus]

i'm sure you're a great guy...love your mother; gobble up apple pies; salute the flag, etc.  

but you cannot, in the presence of janus, casually insult van gogh and expect to get away with it.

i absolutely adore the simple-man's precious presumption that they, themselves, are adequate to the task of 'diagnosing' van gogh, or, for that matter, any genius of the rarest class.

i've seen this kinda shit in reference to van gogh, mozart, beethoven, shakespeare, piccasso, doestoevsky....you name it...and it swaggers under the hasty presumption that these men are to be understood in a fashion similar to sock-darners, accountants, ditch-diggers, academics, criminals or judges -- the simple; to the common; to the sophisticated & savvy.  the tendency among the common and their cousins on each side of the bell-curve is to confuse the mind of a van gogh with that which falls comfortably within the six, standard deviations.

wanna know where janus thinks you fall within that spectrum?  please ask. 

what you should first understand is that Beauty -- and the God-given deft to originate it; something so scarcely delivered to mankind -- is but a vector for the genius behind it.  Beauty forces you to take note; and then the persuading and ponderation begin.  Genius is fairly common (genius is simply the ability to recognize it); Beauty is the Divine Gift.

if you don't understand what van gogh is here trying to tell you (and what WildBill is simply reflecting), i really do pity you.  you probably think yourself a 'good' person; don't you?  oh, what a vile tyrant you, too, would make.  yes, it's a stunning and searing rendition of Beauty's majesty; but it's more, also.

so, is van gogh the crazy narcissist; or are you the spotless saint sent to teach us the ways of 'humility'?

there is a 'selfie' lurking deep in each & every one of us...but it turns out, it's just a reflektor.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E0fVfectDo

{i got in a fight with mrs. janus this mornin; so i'm taking it out on you, zero-risk-blaggard...but you certainly asked for it.  but i'm still in holiday mode...and after lashing you about, i do admit, i'm feeling better. much better.}

i found, i found a way to enter/

it's just a reflektor/

...see you on the other side/

cause we all got things to hide,

janus

[blindman]

we are all van gogh-instan-inians now.

[news printer]

Vladimirus the Merciful

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/vladimir-putin/10527779/Vladimir-Putin-pardons-oil-tycoon-Mikhail-Khodorkovsky-in-Amnesty.html

http://www.sott.net/article/269847-Vlad-the-Merciful-Putin-issues-amnesty-for-25000-political-prisoners

http://www.anyclip.com/movies/gladiator/maximus-the-merciful-part-3/

The year of Vlad 

Vlad the PeaceKeeper

Vlad the Merciful

Vlad the Greenpeace and Pussy Riot Fan

Vlad the Animal Trainer

Vlad the Underwater explorer

Next year Vlad will visit Mars or perhaps Venus

[janus]

my first comment is to THE, one and ONLY, Limmerick King...

that was some sorta awesomeness, mi hermano.

you deserve a song...i'm drinking tonight (holiday cheer and all)...so let me ponder a bit...

i thought about being clever...and then i thought of the plight of the north koreans.  sadness subsumes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsixXCnYVfA

we WILL liberate you, north koreans....you are not forgotten.

amnesty universal (God bless america),

janus

[The Heart]

"amnesty universal (God bless america)"

In the new expanding paradigm, one can not only read the words of others, but also feel the empathy that can be expressed ever more and more. Very related to intuition in the multi-dimensional experiencing we enjoy on our daily path.

We all, the light beings we ALL are, are beginning to realize the one simple sublime truth that WE ARE ALL ONE FIRE/LIGHT/SPIRIT. There is no way to deviate from this factual truth. Those that try, always come back to the light/fire/spirit eventually. There is NO escape from certain Laws of the mathematical universe. Some try, most die trying.

Choose well between the right and left handed paths that you take in these ever changing and quickening days, for every hair on yer heads are known, all deeds seen, and every word heard. The nsa thinks they have a grasp on everything in their spy network. HA! God and creation are so much greater in knowing all, for the spirit permeates everything seen, and unseen. Fools be they to think otherwise.

Again, there is NO ESCAPE from universal justice. The Law of Karma is mandated in this 3-D existence and for another reminder, THERE IS NO ESCAPE from this truth. Lay up your real spiritual treasures where they will count the most. In the next world all are destined to eventually end up in. There is no escape, for all follow the same path of creation and assention.

In this Christmas time, may the entire crew on board the good ship lolly-pop(earth) please stop and realize, it really is all as simple as one word. Love. Love everything, create Love every day, and Love others as you love yourself. Again, the whole dang matrix can be as simple as that one most omnipotent omnipowerful omnipresent word, Love. You get what you give so please, to each and every one, please create Love in all your words, deeds, and actions. THIS...is The Way to your own personal salvation and a happy lifetime.

Thank you Janus for speaking your truth from the heart. It feels good.

[janus]

Season's Greetings El Corazon,

i really appreciated that...and i totally agree.  

please don't mistake me when you read something that, doubtless, seems to contravene my statement above; for to me it's a matter of scaling Love...i weigh my relative Love against two competing factors (when they are competing) and then, if i find one at fault, i tend to slam with force (cause it's fun).  evil, tyrants, banks, republicans & democrats all of them depend on complacence...i don't think they can depend on it much longer.

i think i'm gonna fire up a fatty; watch some ducks; listen to some neil young; and think about tellin of my adventures north of the DMZ -- soju-style!

this one's for you:

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eh44QPT1mPE

this one's in G,

janus

[lewietheparrot]

Heart,

The universe is a just place

so pay attention

[dexter_morgan]

Boner....hahahahaha

[dexter_morgan]

rod man.......

[blindman]

check this shit...
tpp.
http://prn.fm/category/archives/gary-null-show/
Understanding the new corporate regime through secret trade partnerships – Trans Pacific Partnership, the Transatlantic Trade and Investment Partnership and the Transatlantic Free Trade Agreement

Lori Wallach is Director of Public Citizen’s Global Trade Watch division and has promoted the public interest regarding World Trade Organization’s agenda, globalization and international commercial agreements to Congress and foreign parliaments, the courts, government agencies, and the media.
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minute 33
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doomed i say, doomed.
all to adhere to a scam of privilege, usury and
indefensible naked slavery (by law). Mandela and everyone else
turns over in their graves in 1,2,3.
congress represents or equates to the people in a certain interpretation.
so let us say ..congress = the people .
or
the people = congress.
so there it is, make it happen, deal with that or ....

[monad]

http://www.ustr.gov/tpp

[lewietheparrot]

blindman,

This is the Third World War

It is being fought in the Third World by Third Worlders

And they are winning as evidenced by posts like yours here today

As per example by the Pacific Islands Peoples

Education of family and islanders by their own people

well organized, erudite, and tolerant enough to INCLUDE all people 

who want to block these initiatives

So any effort by yourself or anyone is welcome

Each of these warriors stands ready speak or address

any issue with you on a personal level

I remain quite impressed by how together Third World Warriors are

[Zero-risk bias]

Awww I can almost hear the slay bells ring..

How do I get in on this? Buy Atari classics and a VPN?

Wishing you all a Balastic ZH Christmas ;/

[Coldfire]

Nice birth-control haircut.

[blindman]

WestJet Christmas Miracle: real-time giving
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=zIEIvi2MuEk&desktop_uri=...
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Kim Richey, Thorn In My Heart
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EL69UiK69o
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiPT-seJ9uc
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economy.
a sick and doomed joke of a term. growth.
what about sustenance? can we make something
of nothing from that? slavery
oh my ...
when does it become apparent?
the basic unit is a scam my friends. ongoing.
The Creature From Jekyll Island (by G. Edward Griffin)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu_VqX6J93k
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Tae per or not tae per
Posted on December 17, 2013 by Jonathan Davis
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http://www.maxkeiser.com/2013/12/tae-per-or-not-tae-per/

[fxrxexexdxoxmx]

All of them were very good. The Kim Chee ignition dog made me laugh so hard my ribs now hurt.

Thanks WB7

[the grateful un...]

i don't think Jim Brown would call Obama either, (Brown once called a summit to support Muhammad Ali in his position against the Vietnam draft) when he said the Global African American is inferior to American African Americans (who voted for Obama). Kobe Bryant is Brown's strawman, his target is Obama. I understand Rodman is broke, so North Korea is probably a good destination. His time there highlights the same problem, blacks who don't like Obama. the way I understand culture only blacks can critisize blacks, women can critisize women, gays on gays. cross the line and you're up against the hidden agenda, but they all take their shots at white males. I like little Kim he has his own fantasy world, and everyone else go can pound salt. Jim Brown has serious values, but he hasn't done anything for me. if he wants to take backdoor shots at the President, why is he hiding behind the sports figure dustup. just come out and say it, Obama ain't much.

[Nobody For President]

Damn WB, clicked on one of the pictures and blew and hour clicking through your flicker stream. Unbelievable output.

The photos are wonderful too, you have a good eye, and an impressive place to look at and photograph.

And I too LOVE those fucking NK hats!

[LawyerScum]

Holy shit, looks like those crafty North Koreans have surpassed the U.S.A. in military hat technology...better throw a few billion to the MIC so we don't fall behind. (because then the terrorists would win)

[silverserfer]

in mother korea, favorite pitch is hanging curveball out over the plate. Every time

[justsayin2u]

Ahhhhh WB7 . .  .just the laugh I needed - boehmer crying - the hats - the roadrunner - cheers mate!

[kaiserhoff]

Korean Army needs BIGGUH HATS.

Den we kick some booty, rike our hero Dennis.

[cardis]

tks

[JamesBond]

got yo hand off the chain lookin' boy

this yo brain on drugs lookin' boy

jang-a-lang, jang-a-lang, jang-a-lang, Bernie Mac lookin' boy

word

[Debeachesand Je...]

The last frame with Boner crying is a scream.

[wisehiney]

I love those cowboys, I love their gold,
I loved my uncle, God rest his soul,
Taught me good, Lord, Taught me all I know
Taught me so well, I grabbed that gold
And I left his dead ass there by the side of the road

Grateful Dead "Me and my Uncle"

[janus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCgZxrf8nrU

[wisehiney]

No speakers this morning, but I'll be checking it out.

[janus]

china-cat sunfower/i know you rider.

i think its from europe 72.

heres one more for when you find some speakers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkFNy76aG0M

alabama getaway,

janus

[Dewey Cheatum Howe]

Am I the only one getting no WB7 pictures loading and getting black boxes instead?

[Dewey Cheatum Howe]

I found the issue my script blocker is blocking the flickr applet. Also having issues with the fact they are https while ZH isn't. It works now after adjusting settings.