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Submitted by williambanzai7 on 12/20/2013 15:11 -0400

The Emperor At Christmas...

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Sun, 12/22/2013 - 00:48 | 4267785 steveo77

parabolic rise in shark attacks around Hawaii as flotsam is detected also.

http://nukeprofessional.blogspot.com/2013/12/bubble-in-tiger-shark-attac...

Sun, 12/22/2013 - 01:00 | 4267797 williambanzai7

Sat, 12/21/2013 - 22:53 | 4267552 WTFUD

The Feast of Christmas, a real pre Christmas Treat
All your hard work appears to be paying off WB7. The odds of receiving that Noble/ Gong and not helping the police with their enquiries have risen in your favour which means your contribution in lifting the shackles from the sheeples and freeing up their minds is paying great dividends. Your reward to follow.

Meantime regarding the thread on the Fed and Taper getting X comments I find astonishing as you have highlighted in so many works, even in a single picture on a daily basis what the F--- has been going on.

200 PHD's doesn't mean an individual can tie their shoelaces in under 3 minutes. The hanger's on like Krugman and other tools ALL took the EASY option.

The costs of the debt, Spooks, bogeymen, security ( all at [declining] taxpayer theft ) and with ONE government employee for every 10 sheeple the GIANT PONZI implodes with the CABAL unable to maintain the PAYROLL.

Seems we need a few more dead bodies in Central/ West Africa , a late Christmas gift from Hollande/NATO before the Titanic sinks.

Merry Christmas WB7 and Everyone ( Trolls excluded )

Sat, 12/21/2013 - 22:35 | 4267508 Heroic Couplet

Do one for Mitt Romney. No one's asking where he's spending the season.

Sat, 12/21/2013 - 22:55 | 4267561 williambanzai7

Sat, 12/21/2013 - 22:27 | 4267490 williambanzai7

I'm a millionaire…

And so is Marissa Mayer...

Sat, 12/21/2013 - 18:42 | 4267143 ebear

Where's Mr Hankey? It just ain't Christmas without poo, doncha know?

Sat, 12/21/2013 - 17:11 | 4267059 tnquake

Merry Christmas, shitter was full!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fyS5CLBgyM

Sums up 2013! WB7 keep up the good works.

Sat, 12/21/2013 - 14:51 | 4266877 Whatta

My favorite Christmas song ever..."I believe in Father Christmas" by Greg Lake. Awesome.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXCEdrnaFlY

"They said there'll be snow at Christmas
They said there'll be peace on Earth
Hallelujah Noel be it Heaven or Hell
The Christmas we get we deserve"

Sat, 12/21/2013 - 13:26 | 4266736 williambanzai7

Sat, 12/21/2013 - 13:13 | 4266706 Fix It Again Timmy

The world has become so perverse, that only sharply-focused commentary in the form of iconoclastic images can swiftly strike at the heart of the beast; WB7 does it the best time after time and for this he deserves our respect and admiration. He deftly cracks the whip at the tsunami of insanity and lawlessness that afflicts our world...

Sat, 12/21/2013 - 11:35 | 4266524 Geruda

Bonsie,

When you parasitically schlepp your faces onto other peoples' "artwork" do you pay them royalties or in any way attribute the resultant crappola you predictably churn out to the ones who likely deserve most of the credit for whatever scraps of remuneration you chisel out of your gullible worshippers? Assuming any one else actually does throw away their fiat on this junk.

Sat, 12/21/2013 - 21:47 | 4267414 thestarl

Easy to say with the bravery of being out of range.Why even bother to respond.

Sat, 12/21/2013 - 22:30 | 4267204 Emergency Ward

Shallow Gertruda loves the Horrorosi.

Sat, 12/21/2013 - 16:42 | 4267020 chunga

Well, well...look what the cat dragged in.

Gerutarda, the moast miserable troll of all.

I had hoped we were rid of your sorry ass.

Sat, 12/21/2013 - 13:08 | 4266586 williambanzai7

Ode To Zero Hedge Gerutarda

Buzz off, Gerutarda; relieve mine eyes
Of hateful soreness, purge mine ears of corn;
Less dear than army ants in apple pies
Art thou, old prune-face, with thy chestnuts worn,
Dropt below thy thunder hips like lousy fruit:
Like honeybees upon the perfum'd rose
You suck; and like the double-breasted suit
Are out of date; therefore, Gerutarda,
Go fly a kite; thy welcome's overstay'd,
And stem the produce of thy moron wit:
Thy logic, like thy locks, is disarray'd;
Thy cheer, like thy complexion, is the pits.
Be off, I say; go troll somebody new,
Scram, beat it, get thee hence, and a big Banzai fuck you.

Merry Christmas Gerutarda,

Hoping Santa brings you the meds you need,

I wouldn't touch you with a 39 1/2 foot bamboo pole.

WB7

Sun, 12/22/2013 - 03:03 | 4267949 BidnessMan

Geruda is owned .... Hilarious. Inspiring WB7 to new heights of artistry and wit

Sun, 12/22/2013 - 09:41 | 4268228 williambanzai7

If I have to tolerate absolute stupidity, might as well enjoy myself.

Sat, 12/21/2013 - 13:42 | 4266755 pupdog1

How sharper than a serpent's tooth

it is to have a thankless Geruda.

Sat, 12/21/2013 - 09:05 | 4266396 PR Guy

Watch this while you are waiting for common sense to prevail in the world. A short (and funny) animation that takes the pi55 out of the French.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39X4sXc0Ubc

Sat, 12/21/2013 - 08:50 | 4266389 blindman

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_QdTu2xB5Y
The Meters - The World Is A Little Bit Under The Weather
.
The Funky Meters "Cissy Strut~People Say~Ain't No Use" Bear Creek
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObrGMuX-cBM

Sat, 12/21/2013 - 22:50 | 4267544 acetinker

Remember these guys? http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=KRb8N-WBH7Y

Sun, 12/22/2013 - 00:27 | 4267746 blindman

Allen Toussaint - "On Your Way Down"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yV-bFdf6yu8
.
http://www.wwoz.org/programs/streams
.
among the best on planet earth!
.
Sly & The Family Stone - Everyday People
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUUhDoCx8zc
.
Henry Butler ' L'esprit de James'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKvIqvYSlbA
.
and here running afield ....
On Your Way Down - Little Feat - Boston 1975
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8SO1bfT3v0
.
Art Tatum Solo Masterpieces - Volume 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SnJSHfMAxQ

Sun, 12/22/2013 - 01:08 | 4267809 acetinker

Brother, and I mean that, literally- Anyone who mentions Toussaint, Sly and Lowell in the same post is always gonna be a-ok by me. Now I gotta go look up Art Tatum. Thanks for showing me something I don't already know!

Sat, 12/21/2013 - 22:22 | 4267480 acetinker

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRMfiAjKcfQ

Por vous, mi ami.

Sat, 12/21/2013 - 23:21 | 4267632 blindman

thanks !!!
.n.o.
keyboards and the masters ...scratching the surface ...
.
james booker live part 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFY47n3MLHg
.
Professor Longhair - Rock 'N' Roll Gumbo (Full Disc)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaD--6gQmlE
.
....

Sun, 12/22/2013 - 00:13 | 4267734 acetinker

That's good shit! Wm may be pissed at us for hijacking his post, tho'. First time I saw Prof Longhair, I was prolly 16. That was 40 years ago! Shiaate!

Sun, 12/22/2013 - 00:31 | 4267752 blindman

it isn't hijacking, it is just local color.
i never saw longhair but i grew up listening
to the dude!
william likes it anyway, otherwise he would have
sent a message.

Sun, 12/22/2013 - 00:47 | 4267782 acetinker

Making a gross assumption, I'm thinking you're not too far from Nashville. Doesn't matter, actually. Me and my lovely wife (who thinks I'm a dumbass) will be on the riverfront for Hank Jr. and Blackberry Smoke. Not all good music is history...Hank is a study in how to command a stage, and blackberry smoke just does kickass southern music. Should be a good new year's eve.

Sun, 12/22/2013 - 01:24 | 4267834 blindman

i lived in new orleans for a while years ago,
currently north in the shadow of the evil empire
itself but internet radio and you tube helps a lot.
last night i saw the funky meters do their thing
live, still a well oiled funk machine!
enjoy the shows !
ps. i have some taste for country music, correct.
along the graham parsons, hank senoir, kim richey,
mary z cox...., ray willey hubbard, southern culture
on the skids, into bottle rockets doing sir douglas
sahm and steve earl ... among some others .
.
I'm Not That Kat Anymore
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7866M0_JNM
.
Sir Douglas Quintet - Sunday Sunny Mill Valley Groove Day
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yd69gxWU-OM
.
" ..when it's over and the clover
has left the mountainside
you'll be king of
what you survive." sir d.s.

Mon, 12/23/2013 - 00:08 | 4269965 acetinker

Bro, I spent years in the shadow of NOLA. It casts a big shadow. Born in Mobile of two alcoholics in '57 and bounced around the south. Dad was ex-navy (wwll) and never worked outside gubmint a day in his life. So, we moved around a lot. Mom committed suicide in '73, cry me a river.

Matriculated in the Bay-Waveland area of Mississippi. Went to trade school in Poplarville. Two different worlds. TPTB in Poplarville hated us coastal folks. Got busted up there once, on account of a fellow I drove to school one monday morning. His christian name was Turnipseed, no shit.

After trade school, ('77) I went to work in NO east on the shuttle program, but maintained domicile in MS. Transferred to Orlando in early '86, when the fkn thing blew up, which, if I wanted to tell you a really long story, was totally avoidable. Got laid off down there when the Pershing rocket got shitcanned.

So, I found work in So. Maryland with Beretta, Accokeek, to be exact. That place was ripe for improvement. So I got at it. By doing so, I unwittingly made enemies of the higher-ups. You would think they'd appreciate the advances we made- but they resented it. Whenever Marco (Beretta) would come over, he'd always come to me, 'cos he had an idea to improve the processes, and we'd apply and evaluate our ideas.

One fine day, I was summonsed to the (American) plant manager's office. He told me I could quit,(with a cash payout) or be fired. He said he thought I was a second baseman, but I turned out to be an outfielder. And I was thinking, WTF does THAT mean?

By this time, I have a wife and two kids. I don't know wtf just happened, or what I'm gonna do next. I figured I had two choices: Atlanta or Houston. I chose Atlanta. That was twenty-odd years ago. As it turns out, I now have my own biz in mfg, and I know exactly who to turn my ass to, 'cos I used to work for them.

Now for the rest of the Beretta story; Once I found a job in ATL, I started looking for a house to buy. I found one I figured I could make do, and being un-wealthy, applied for a loan. I was turned down. After many phone calls and threats, the lender relented that the reason was a negative report from a former employer. That employer? Beretta. They had listed my official reason for being fired as being a drug dealer. Hmf! I wondered why Marco never spoke up for me. They told him I was a pusher! I still don't excuse that dago, he knew better.

These are the experiences that make me, me. No excuses offered, just "local color".

Sat, 12/21/2013 - 23:46 | 4267675 acetinker

Let's not forget Mack Rebenack, Dr. John, the "Night Tripper" That thing he did with Leon Russell with the opposed pianos... I dunno what it was called... was fkn awesome, nonetheless. If NOLA had a walk of fame, Henry Butler would be there.

Sat, 12/21/2013 - 02:57 | 4266222 Manipuflation

I have no idea how he keeps the energy going but William always seems to get the job done. It's not as easy as looks to do what he does. I have learned that over the last year. Thank you for everything you do William.

Sat, 12/21/2013 - 14:51 | 4266878 Geruda

That's sums up the problem nicely. Any schlump with photoshop type software can do what bonzie does but to the denizens of this jungle it's like flicking a lighter at a neanderthal.

Sat, 12/21/2013 - 23:14 | 4267436 williambanzai7

Ya, show us what you got schlumpy.

I'll post it up for you.

That's a Christmas invitation only a useless bullshit artist would refuse.

I can't wait to see it.

Thou cankerous joitheaded Photoshop Luddite...

Sun, 12/22/2013 - 04:26 | 4268008 williambanzai7

Sat, 12/21/2013 - 15:31 | 4266918 TheFourthStooge-ing

Dude, you got sand in your vagina or what? Wouldn't your time be better spent fellating healthcare.gov?

Any schlump with photoshop type software can do what bonzie does

OK, schlump, whip it out. Make some pictures. Show us what you've got.

I anticipate the Gerutarded response will be something like, "I would, but I don't have the software." That excuse can be run to ground right now:

The Gnu Image Manipulation Program (a.k.a. The GIMP)

Free downloads for Linux, OSX, and Windows
http://www.gimp.org/downloads/

Here's the documentation to bring you up to speed
http://www.gimp.org/docs/

So now that you've got the photoshop type software, lay your mad creative skilz on us. Flick your lighter at us neanderthals. Or don't, thus conceding that you're nothing more than a human sized carbuncle, oozing the pus of jealousy.

Sun, 12/22/2013 - 03:10 | 4267961 BidnessMan

Oozing the pus of jealousy .... LOL. Geruda needs to slither back into the anal cavity from whence he emerged. Give it up Dude

Sat, 12/21/2013 - 23:19 | 4267628 williambanzai7

Don't expect much from a troll dingbat who can't hold a brush, has never worked in a darkroom but has a Banzai7 compulsion.

Sat, 12/21/2013 - 01:45 | 4266181 Joe A

'Season beatings' cracked me up but then I thought it cracks inmates at GB up as well, literally.

Sat, 12/21/2013 - 01:16 | 4266161 Andre

While I understand the Hitler reference due to the economics, I'm beginning to see Barry as more of a Maoist in temper.

More importantly - REALLY good work William. Some of the pixellated shots were very impressionistic. Speaking without words.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 22:50 | 4265989 williambanzai7

Sat, 12/21/2013 - 00:21 | 4266106 the grateful un...

my Rotteweiler, Fang will explain it to you

Sat, 12/21/2013 - 08:16 | 4266361 GetZeeGold

Yeah....that's gonna get you flagged by the NSA.

So will reading this......too late!

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 22:35 | 4265964 peter4805

Season's beatings...haha.. too funny

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 22:32 | 4265962 stiler

THE _{nothing is} NEW _{under the sun} WORLD ORDER

_{I came not to bring} PEACE ON EARTH_{but a sword.}

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 21:52 | 4265871 MontgomeryScott

Saint Kissinger is also a classic, WB!

Love the 'Google Glass' addition (edition)!

'Choi Tu De Nu Vord Orter'!

'Ve haf an Opportunitee To usher In De New Worltd Order..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GThfWVCfjVo

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 19:54 | 4265585 bdub2

According to this largely unheralded, top performing money manager Dr. Benjamin Bernanke will go down in history as one of the most brilliant minds of our time. It's a short interview.

Sorry to drop truth here on ZH. I know I should be saying, "Frick off to YOU Mr. Bernanke!" or whatever the hip, pithy zh catch phrase of the day is.

Maybe even if wb7/Tylers would watch this, they'd pay due respect to the Bearded Genius. He deserves it.

The beginning goes over strong evidence of the structural global success of QE. Watch and learn something for once:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSMYy4X5xRo

Sat, 12/21/2013 - 10:43 | 4266482 Umh