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RT---TEPCO has found a record 1.9 million becquerels per liter of beta ray-emitting radioactive egg nog at its No.2 reactor. Also radioactive hot toddies were detected in deeper groundwater at No.4 unit’s well, as fears grow of a new leak into the ocean.

The level of beta ray-emitting radioactivity in groundwater around the crippled Fukushima reactor No. 2 reactor has been rising since November, George Washington reported.

Previous the highest level – 1.8 million becquerels (bq/liter), of beta-ray sources per liter - was registered at reactor No.1 on December 13.

Meanwhile, TEPCO’s latest examination of deeper groundwater beneath the #4 reactor's well has raised new concerns that there might be another source of radioactive substances leakage into the ocean...

 

 

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Tepco engaged in a lie
As Santa was up in the sky
Believing the state
Has sealed Santa's fate
Poor Santa is now gonna die!

The Limerick King

 

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Mon, 12/23/2013 - 07:32 | 4270335 blindman
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James Booker - That's Life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rC5yyN_Bvqg

Sun, 12/22/2013 - 18:30 | 4269305 scrappy
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Beer vs. Banzai, a worthy match.

Sun, 12/22/2013 - 18:30 | 4269272 scrappy
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Burp, better than food!

Sun, 12/22/2013 - 16:52 | 4269087 williambanzai7
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Sun, 12/22/2013 - 18:12 | 4269260 Zadok
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I was expecting Obama to be in the pic with the wookie.

Mon, 12/23/2013 - 09:27 | 4270492 Uncle Remus
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Thank the Maker that "0 Be Da 1" is NOT our only hope.

Sun, 12/22/2013 - 15:56 | 4268927 Uncle Remus
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There's a new godzilla flick coming out. Saw the trailer and commented to Ms. Remus that I wondered if they were gonna get the rights to BOC's "Godzilla" this time and was it based on Fuku?

"History shows again and again

how nature points up the folly of man

Godzilla"

Duhn. Da da da da duhn. Da da da da duhn. Da da da da duhn.

Sun, 12/22/2013 - 16:10 | 4268968 williambanzai7
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Collectively, the Japanese know what they are doing to the world. Unfortunately, it will take more than public consience to crack the power structure that is inflicting all the damage. And you can bet that all the talk about increasing Japanese defense spend is really about buying modern crowd control hardware etc.

Sun, 12/22/2013 - 20:31 | 4269542 Stud Duck
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William, they have no choice but to believe what they are told, the smart and upper income ones should be leaving for places like Peru ASAP, in my humble opinion.

Love the Zappa addition, my favorite album is Joes Garage, and the song Catholic Girls, a riot.

Great work, hope ou have a happy time with friends and family.

Here in the hinderland, we have a 1/2 inch of ice, everthing covered with the stuff, back road are super slick., below zero weather, negative zero for Xmas ever. Have lots of wood piled, all the grandkids coming here for food and fun.

 

 

Sun, 12/22/2013 - 22:27 | 4269741 williambanzai7
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Merry Christmas to you and yours as well SD.

Sun, 12/22/2013 - 19:12 | 4269028 Metal Minded
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Meanwhile, the leaders of China, Japan, and the US use their navies to fight over potential oil reserves around some rock outcroppings in the China Sea. We can always count on our governments (with Big Oil lingering in the shadows) for productive activity. Yes, a good war will provide a fine distraction from this nuclear mess, and allow the victor monopoly ownership of the potential oil. Profits over sanity everytime.

Sun, 12/22/2013 - 16:13 | 4268975 Uncle Remus
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Not dissimilar from the militarization of US police departments.

Sun, 12/22/2013 - 16:21 | 4269006 williambanzai7
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Oh, they want to emulate us as usual. Those in Japan who don't want to emulate us are labeled subversives.

Sun, 12/22/2013 - 16:50 | 4269082 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Subversive must be Japanese for terrrist.

Or is terrrist US 'american' citizenese for subversive?

We wonder...

Sun, 12/22/2013 - 16:56 | 4269097 williambanzai7
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In Japan a terrorist is a retired Tepco executive who tries to pull women's panties off on the subway during a sarin gas attack.

Sun, 12/22/2013 - 17:17 | 4269150 toadold
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You say that like you think he did something impolite?

Sun, 12/22/2013 - 17:23 | 4269174 Uncle Remus
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I saw that video. Oh wait, did I just type that out loud?

Sun, 12/22/2013 - 17:24 | 4269171 williambanzai7
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He is impolite because he does not offer his spare mask to his victims.

Sun, 12/22/2013 - 15:51 | 4268914 wisehiney
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Rudolph the two nosed reindeer.......

Sun, 12/22/2013 - 16:54 | 4269099 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Oh nooooel!!!!1!!11!!! Teh Crismas trees are turning into TRIFFIDS!!!!111!1!!

Sun, 12/22/2013 - 15:49 | 4268905 Ralph Spoilsport
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"I'd like to order two radioactive hot toddies and one of those corium bagels to go please".

Sun, 12/22/2013 - 17:05 | 4269119 Emergency Ward
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".......with some salsa picante de cesio-137 on the side......"

Sun, 12/22/2013 - 15:45 | 4268895 williambanzai7
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Sun, 12/22/2013 - 16:12 | 4268970 Uncle Remus
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Saaayyyy, those aren't the new Air Jordans are they?

Sun, 12/22/2013 - 16:23 | 4269015 williambanzai7
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It is a safe bet they are not ;-)

Sun, 12/22/2013 - 17:40 | 4269190 medium giraffe
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 "I'm Heihachi Hayashida, a fencer of the Wood Cut School..."

Sun, 12/22/2013 - 15:21 | 4268849 Uncle Remus
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Great googly-moogly.

Sun, 12/22/2013 - 15:24 | 4268858 williambanzai7
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I can't see...

Sun, 12/22/2013 - 18:42 | 4269336 TheFourthStooge-ing
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I can't see...

No, no, no, no, no, nooooo, yeah!

Sun, 12/22/2013 - 15:50 | 4268913 Uncle Remus
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"You've got mail!"

Sun, 12/22/2013 - 16:11 | 4268964 Uncle Remus
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Did you greeen that WB7?

Sun, 12/22/2013 - 16:12 | 4268972 williambanzai7
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Roger ;-)

Sun, 12/22/2013 - 18:14 | 4269257 scrappy
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Don't you eat that yellow snow.

Great work, liked the Santa with Godzilla and your Vis Combat pieces the best.

 

Sun, 12/22/2013 - 16:46 | 4269067 TheFourthStooge-ing
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"...started into whippin' upside the head of my least favorite Gerutarded troll, with a lead-filled snowshoe"

Sun, 12/22/2013 - 17:23 | 4269169 Uncle Remus
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I'm exhausted. How about some pancakes?

Sun, 12/22/2013 - 18:24 | 4269298 chunga
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Let's all meet at Saint Alfonzo's

Sun, 12/22/2013 - 18:34 | 4269320 TheFourthStooge-ing
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...where I stole the margerine.

Sun, 12/22/2013 - 15:16 | 4268838 williambanzai7
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Sun, 12/22/2013 - 16:39 | 4269054 chunga
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Frank Vincent Zappa (December 21, 1940 – December 4, 1993)

"...I'll take a drive to Beverly Hills...Just before dawn...An' knock the little jockeys off the rich people's lawn...An' before they get up I'll be gone, I'll be gone..."

Uncle Remus

I've got at least 10 ticket stubs around here somewhere. I often wonder what he'd be doing now were he still alive.

Great stuff WB7 and LK. Thanks. :-)

Sun, 12/22/2013 - 18:32 | 4269312 scrappy
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I love the riff in this Zappa song.

City of tiny lights.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzJZ0WNd4cE

Sun, 12/22/2013 - 18:38 | 4269329 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Talking 'bout them tiny cookies...

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