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BARRACK OBAMA ALTERNATE CHRISTMAS MESSAGE

 

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Wed, 12/25/2013 - 21:17 | 4275885 news printer
Wed, 12/25/2013 - 16:48 | 4275542 Colonel Klink
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The law and the court system is supposed to be the skimmer, it's broken.  Thus the scum won't be removed from the pool.

Wed, 12/25/2013 - 19:22 | 4275729 Tijuana Donkey Show
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Bahahahahahahhahahah! Ask the InJustice DEPT how that is working.

Wed, 12/25/2013 - 15:38 | 4275425 nmewn
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As the Grinch took liberty, as he started to shove,
He heard a small sound like the coo of a dove.

He turned around fast, and he saw a small Who!
Little Cindy-Lou Who, who was no more than two.

She stared at the Grinch and said, "Santy Claus, why,
Why are you taking our liberty? Why?"

But, you know, that old Grinch was so smart and so slick,
He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick!

"Why, my sweet little tot," the fake Santy Claus lied,
"This liberty needs adjustment and I've already tried.

So I'm taking it home to my workshop, my dear.
I'll fix it up there, then I'll bring it back here."

And his fib fooled the child. Then he patted her head,
And he got her a drink, and he sent her to bed.

And when Cindy-Lou Who was in bed with her cup,
He crept to the chimney and stuffed liberty up!

Then he went up the chimney himself, the old liar.
And the last thing he took was the log for their fire.
On their walls he left nothing but hooks and some wire.

And the one speck of privacy that he left in the house
Was a crumb that was even too small for a mouse.

Then he did the same thing to the other Whos' houses,
Leaving privacy crumbs much too small for the other Whos' mouses!

Wed, 12/25/2013 - 15:48 | 4275447 williambanzai7
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On their walls he left nothing but some spooked up wires.

Thu, 12/26/2013 - 08:35 | 4276446 GetZeeGold
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Aer you talking to me on a cellular phone? OK....I'm hanging up now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nG7aix-VO4 

Wed, 12/25/2013 - 15:34 | 4275419 woolly mammoth
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Merry Christmas william, and best wishes in the coming New Year to all ZHers.

Wed, 12/25/2013 - 15:29 | 4275408 metastar
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Snowden is one of the greatest Americans to ever live. We all benefit from his sacrifice. We owe him much.

Wed, 12/25/2013 - 17:53 | 4275615 666
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Why isn't Mr. Snowden protected under the Whistleblower Act? Bring him home to a hero's welcome!

Thu, 12/26/2013 - 01:35 | 4276229 LawyerScum
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“Truth is treason in the empire of lies.” - Ron Paul

Thu, 12/26/2013 - 00:52 | 4276164 cynicalskeptic
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Snowden is only telling us how our government is spying on everyone.... what about Sibel Edmonds who actually translated some of those data intercepts and found out our politicians (like Denny Hastert - Speaker of the House at the time), Turkish generals, drug dealers, arms merchants and very real terrorists were all in bed together?   Can't have REAL news like that coming out can we?  Then what about the FBI agent who tried (in vain) to get people to investigatge reports of suspicious arabs in flight schools......

Wed, 12/25/2013 - 15:11 | 4275388 Joe A
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Is there a way to wish Edward Snowden a merry x-mas and a revealing New Year? And send him many thanks?

Wed, 12/25/2013 - 15:52 | 4275452 Skateboarder
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I'm sure your comment is well recieved! (if IMF reads ZH, Snowden does for sure)

Wed, 12/25/2013 - 18:37 | 4275665 Joe A
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Well, in case he reads ZH (which I think he does, via secured internet connection I assume): big thank you Edward! I hope you have warm and caring people with you now.

Wed, 12/25/2013 - 15:01 | 4275371 williambanzai7
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Thu, 12/26/2013 - 10:27 | 4276593 SeanJKerrigan
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While we were asleep, we all slipped into an alternate reality. We’re not in Kansas anymore, this is Dark-America.
Wed, 12/25/2013 - 15:48 | 4275450 Skateboarder
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Interactive photo album in a ZH post! Merry Christmas Dr. Banzai. You're the Photoshop Santa. :)

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