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Sun, 01/12/2014 - 17:41 | 4325331 Yes_Questions
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Damn, I was looking forward to his antics during the Republican Primaries.

 

 

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 22:45 | 4324081 Fíréan
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If Christie had wanted to close down a lane ( or two)  of the highway wouldn't he have just sat in it ?

Much easier than all this subterfuge.

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 21:37 | 4323975 working class dog
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Elizabeth Warren for president, Christie for hamburger fliipper oh wait that wont work he would eat up all the profits.

Christie would have made an excellent Goering in the third reich. They both have the same personality, they both plunder what does not belong to them, and they both kill their own people for political and personal gain. Than when the shit hits the fan they blame everyone else.

 

ELIZABETH WARREN IS A BREATH OF FRESH AIR.

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 21:24 | 4323954 Whoa Dammit
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Am I the only one who thinks Christie looks like Shoney's Big Boy?

Photo of Big Boy:

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRJNERpJdkPMh735zYWM9v3-E5NT6wwKacIK0iPHOTu1o7_787e

 

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 21:34 | 4323968 akak
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Even if he is not THE Big Boy, Christie is undeniably a big boy.

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 21:09 | 4323927 fireant
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too bad for Governor Christie

his apology left our eyes misty

to see the fat blob

go on tv and sob

proves he is really a sissy

 

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 19:57 | 4323769 joego1
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Christy isn't even a Repugnicum he is more of a Blobocrap.

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 19:30 | 4323717 Its_the_economy...
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seems to me that whoever conspired to shut that Bridge down is GUILTY of TERRORISM.

 

Afterall, there is a guard shack under the NJ side of that bridge that is manned 24/7 ver since 9-11.In fact, it was built after 9-11. So closing, or causing to be closed, that bridge must be TERRORISM. Where is Homeland security when you need them?

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 19:22 | 4323696 The Heart
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If you have never heard this surviving member of the USS Liberty speak to his experiences on the ship that day, you have not ever cried yet.

http://republicbroadcasting.org/

Link at the top of the page to listen in right now!

Forty minutes of free show left.

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 18:43 | 4323599 Soul Glow
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He's got the fat vote.

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 18:02 | 4323483 verbot
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Verbot.exe...ld artcritic...ooolala...whawhawha..I am zee famous art cccchhhriitic el Volpe de Occulatus!!!

What fullness!  So..round...so plump...so...fullypacked... the zircus that heis the fatman for must make much zee monies to have him!

Whawhawhha...I am zee bit afraid he may lying his fat behind off but good lying is an artform so viva la difference'...

 

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 15:03 | 4323101 shovelhead
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I write in John F. Kennedy.

I figure if dead people can vote then dead people can run.

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 12:05 | 4322641 Plata con Carne
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I can't stand Chris Christie, and I'm glad this scandal is biting him in his mammoth haunches, but Liberal Hypocrites need to remember who taught him the art of petty political revenge:  Obama.

The One who shut down roads, and memorials and held senior citizens at gunpoint in national parks.

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 13:00 | 4322790 the grateful un...
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everytime you say that "I can't stand X" you throw open the door. Remember what happened when X = Al Gore? we got Bush. if you can't stand the candidate, then you are voting for the other one, and the lesser of two evils is still evil. [personal disclaimer: Chris Christie looks just like all the rest, and i neither love nor loathe the man]

The One who robs savers, steals from the poor and gives to the rich, (the One Ben Bernanke) is a political appointee who serves at the pleasure of the President, apparently political revenge in large doses in okay.

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 19:05 | 4323642 dexter_morgan
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voting the lesser of 2 evils is still voting for evil.

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 14:06 | 4322957 TweedleDeeDooDah
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It's time to get over the "lesser of two evils" idea. It's backwards, stupid, and ignorant.

I noticed last time there was actually a (if not several) choice other than the "two evils", it's just that too many people are too stupid to realize that voting for the ONE party (they are both the same, at least in terms of policy and what actually happens) is what TRULY constitutes "throwing away your vote".

I can't stand Christie, and I certainly won't vote for anyone on the "D" side, either, especially not "that woman". I will vote third party, avoid any "choice between two evils" and will not be "throwing away my vote". I will, hopefully along with many millions of other voters, be giving one, or several third parties a percentage of votes that will gurantee that party being allowed to receive federal election funding in the next (2020) presidential election.

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 13:27 | 4322863 Manipuflation
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Well,

"then you are voting for the other one"

NO I'M NOT.  I am so sick and tired of hearing this canard from RINO's.    I hear this crap almost every day and I am quite tired of it to be honest.  Would it really matter of Christie or Obama appointed Yellen?  No, it wouldn't fucking matter one bit now would it? 

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 12:12 | 4322648 williambanzai7
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Every good statist knows how to work the wheels of power and that just helped the two of them consolidate their affinity in the Brotherhood of Statists.

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 12:03 | 4322636 Hedgetard55
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In Kreme's defense let me say just this. At this point, "what difference does it make?"

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 18:15 | 4323520 scraping_by
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Every crime given a pass makes the world more criminal. A crimogenic environment isn't binary, yes or no. It's more or less. Put fatty through the process and we're all better off, even the Clueless Stooges of the right.

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 11:59 | 4322630 Hedgetard55
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The sad thing is, this scandal pales in comparison to at least a dozen of Bathhouse's.

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 21:37 | 4323977 williambanzai7
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It just goes to show what Americans care most about is traffic.

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 18:17 | 4323527 scraping_by
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It pales in comparison to Shrub's campagin of lies a bout Iraqi WMDs. Certainly in consequence. But if you can find a bigger crime, is that a reason to ignore the smaller crime? There are some people who live in that wierd world.

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 20:24 | 4323829 Freddie
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They are all the same.  We don't get to chose.  Everyone keeps posting fat Christie instead of talking about how this was a classic political hit.   They had this thing in their back pocket waiting for the right time.

They did the same stuff to Ron Paul or any Repub who was not Romney or McCain in 2008. 

Yeah he is fat but look at what is going on in the background.

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 23:53 | 4324165 Spumoni
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I can't see what's going on in the backgraound - Christie's nose is in the way.

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 11:05 | 4322555 Mareka
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Christie lost any chance at my vote when he fully supported continued NSA spying.

"Christie said that when it comes to national security, those who oppose National Security Agency programs that monitor Americans' electronic activity were just wrong."

He knows what is best for me.  If I disagree with him I am just wrong.... Got it.

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 10:52 | 4322540 Tall Tom
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Chris Christie is the epitome of Pork Barrel Politics.

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 09:47 | 4322470 Fix It Again Timmy
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CC is Boss Hogg and we know what happens to hogs.....

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 09:27 | 4322448 williambanzai7
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Sat, 01/11/2014 - 13:34 | 4322887 Emergency Ward
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Chris: "You can never be too fat or too statist."

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 12:16 | 4322661 MontgomeryScott
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WB,

Chris Christie as 'Boss Hogg' from 'The Dukes Of Hazzard', perhaps?

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 09:56 | 4322476 Manipuflation
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Outstanding William.;-)LMAO  We have been picking on his weight and deservedly so but has anyone noticed his nose?  Talk about a woodpecker beak.  That nose is custom made to easily go right between central bankers ass cheeks. 

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 09:17 | 4322436 Manipuflation
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How about a thin mint?  Hey, somebody had to ask.

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 09:10 | 4322425 tip e. canoe
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fun fact : the 2 women on the great seal of NJ are Liberty & Ceres, the goddess of agriculture.

the motto : Liberty & Prosperity

just goes to show ya how far we've fallen...

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 18:21 | 4323536 scraping_by
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Well, liberty from petty laws (like those against fraud, theft, etc.) and the prosperity that brings. For some people.

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 07:24 | 4322362 Duude
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Christie appears to have trimmed down to a streamlined svelte 480lbs. Crispy Creme may go under.

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 10:45 | 4322527 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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Some people refer to him as Governor Doughnut or Christie Kreme.

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 05:15 | 4322290 Skateboarder
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Ghost of Tom Joad. Class stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKKpmbcSe5E

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 17:40 | 4323418 11b40
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He was warning us long ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CSFSX-Qh54

"these jobs are leaving boys, and they ain't comin' back."

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 03:43 | 4322237 Skateboarder
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Springsteen is totally dad rock.

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 13:28 | 4322867 Emergency Ward
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Sidewalk Surfer -- dad rock, that's a good one.....

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 09:03 | 4322418 BeetleBailey
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Fuck Springsteen - he stumped for O'Asshole.

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 14:13 | 4322977 NIHILIST CIPHER
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Springsteen is a leftist, that should have been condemned as such decades ago.

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 10:48 | 4322531 machineh
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But lots of toothless Boomers were tappin' their canes to his rhythms on dance night at the nursing home.

Gramps like us, baby we was born to run ...

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 20:18 | 4323813 Freddie
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The big joke is - Christie is a HUGE Springsteen fan.  He said he has been to at least 100 Bruce concerts.  Anyone dumb enough to sit through endless hours of Springsteen shit has to be a moron. 

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 23:58 | 4324172 Spumoni
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Really, boys? Now this is Loose Bedspring's fault? SO what shall we play for you, then? A little Ray Conniff Jr. or some Bob Hope? Or maybe you play - well, WB plays one hell of a brush, I declare- lets hear you do some Clarence on the sax, then.

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 21:36 | 4323973 williambanzai7
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100 concerts says more than simply moron. It says groupie or follower or stalker or Jugalo or some such shit.

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 13:40 | 4322879 Emergency Ward
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Good mental imagery, mach...

 

The Boss moved up to the forefront of the Pro-War Celebrity Crowd.  RIIISe up Barack, cuz Baby We Were Born To Drone.

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 13:59 | 4322934 williambanzai7
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This is really the same trajectory of most Mega Artists, with few exceptions. Revolution is a young man's game.

Of course, there is nothing wrong with a musician trying to make it big. But selling it via hypocrisy is a big problem.

This is why people like Woody Guthrie should be revered.

Who is carrying the torch nowadays? Where is America's Pussy Riot?

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