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GiaNT SQuiD SiGHTiNG NoT A HoaX...
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BANZAI7 NEWS--For the second time in recent months, a giant sea creature has washed ashore in California. First it was a rare oarfish that had grown to a freakish 100-foot length. This time it was a giant squid measuring a whopping 160 feet from head to tentacle tip.
These giants look different but experts believe they share one important commonality: they both come from the waters near the Goldman Sachs Toxic Asset Plant in the Buttfuk District of Lower Manhattan.
Scientists believe that following the 2008 disaster at the Goldman Sachs Toxic Asset Plant an unknown number of trading creatures suffered genetic mutations that triggered uncontrolled growth – or “radioactive gigantism of the risk scrotum.”
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what was the sci-fi movie in which the giant octupus comes into sf bay, and the scientist and the navy commander (who are both in love with the same beautiful girl scientist) go after the octupus with a submarine, and they go mano y mano with the thing underwater wearing these cool white wet suits. there's always some trick to killing the monster, (which i always forget) like oh, look the thing can't stand chocolate ice cream, get me a ton of chocolate ice cream and put it in this torpedo, quick before it melts!.
in this story i think it might be the purely transitional currency (bitcoin) look the squid can't get ahold of that cyber money, he's withering and dying. then we have dinner with the beautiful girl and figure out who gets to marry her, happy ending.
i cannot see pics any more, poo hoo
Try another browser, or disabling ad block or clearing your cache.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/expd/
I think it used to be called a "Devilfish".
Verbot..exe..load incredulity....whhaaaa!!
Now that is some tentacle porn...!!!
Really showing off lately WB7!!
Oh, and yes, there is some weird video that grays out the screen when I load a page but it never fully loads and I have to click it off to continue. ...
The blue bar on the right does cover any content especially when i resize screen.. seems to "float" and is uncontrollable......
Is it just me that lately gets adverts posted all over zerohedge articles and pictures when using iPad - so that you basically can't read them? Williambanzai's 1st 2 pics are blocked by ads and I see no way to remove them.
AdBlock Plus app for IOS7
Tnx for that
I stopped looking on my iPad because it does not block the ads.
So that's where all the ink comes from, eh?!
actually the thing requires a lot of ink, and so the fed thoughtfully supplies it with nourishment
same as it ever was .....
Summers: Gone
Geithner: Gone
Bernanke: Soon To Be Gone
Dodd: Gone
Frank: Gone
Sullivan: Gone
Prince: Gone
Greenberg: Gone
YADDA YADDA YADDA: Gone Gone Gone
Mirror mirror on the wall, who committed the greatest frauds of all?
BLANKFEIN: Still CEO Goldman Squid
DIMON: Still CEO JP MADOFF
Note: Gone does not mean gone off to jail. It means off the radar screen on a golden parachute or some other cushy after life.
Phile Everly gone (really gone), too: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCWMMKS6W4Q
I know, way different, but triggered a wave of nostalgia.
Curse You Tube ads.
Best I've ever seen Bonzo!
wow, them 'suckups" yummie.
the oarfish is related to the ancient LOAN SHARK, thought to be extinct, Usurous Penury. i think you need Jeremy Wade to land this one
Was Lloyd off Long Island canoodling with some fetching cephalopod?
More importantly, does Laura know?
Don't miss the slimey details and the DNA results on tomorrow's Springer!
Jer-ry! Jer-ry! Jer-ry!
WTG, Mr. Banzai, never stop. ;)
Looks like "Fukuppy" merged Blankfein with a squid and then with an oarfish.
Still laughing....
Thanks!
fuk-u-sushi-ma, bansai !
Great stuff, willie san.
You call?
A box of cartridges works wonders.
What I have never figured out, from 5 years of Zerohedge guidance. Including the greats like WB7, TD, Marla (yes I was here when Marla still posted)
How can you correct the behavior of people who run (or have direct access to) the printing press, by assessing them a monetary fine?
You cannot.
Moreover, before you get to the printing press issue, it is OPM (shareholders, taxpayers, bondholders etc) that is paying the fine, not the actual culprits.
This is the crux - Dimon's 'fines' are simple balance sheet adjustments, and hurt him not one iota.
Jail cells and gallows are the only way to address this behavior, because paying fines with play money isn't any kind of hardship.
ZH recently reported that airmiles was the fastest depreciating currency. In fact it is 2nd after OPM which is always worthless unless it is spent.