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ONLY $20 MiLLioN?

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Jamie's a man to be feared

And not just because of his beard

His criminal ways

Increasingly pays

Another ten million he's cleared

The Limerick King

 

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Sun, 01/26/2014 - 06:33 | 4368038 Manipuflation
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Poles are not happy.  Looks like you just need an orange vest.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmpBD_MoeAw

Sun, 01/26/2014 - 01:57 | 4367928 batterycharged
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Workers now at Chase branches making part-time $8/hr with no benefits?  How many Chase bank workers could you hire for $20M?

$20M/$10K = 2000 workers

Might help with all those "parasites" getting food stamps.

http://www.businessweek.com/articles/2013-12-04/a-third-of-bank-tellers-...

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 22:38 | 4367698 tradewithdave
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My Dad was a syndicated cartoonist, two of my brothers are commercial artists and I have run two publishing businesses with good sized art departments. It's not the just the exceptionally high quality and excellent finance and economics insights, but the sheer speed and volume that William produces that is unprecedented. He has enlightened an entirely new generation on the breach of moral hazard as the invisible hand has been chopped off like van Gogh's ear.

Sun, 01/26/2014 - 00:23 | 4367762 williambanzai7
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Wow, what a tribute. Thank you very much. Thank you very much to all.

WB7

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 16:37 | 4367141 Walt D.
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Only $20 million? He should practise twerking then he could earn as much as Miley Cyrus. Come on, he's go to worth at least as much as Katie Couric or at least 50 times as mucha s Obama.

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 14:24 | 4366925 monopoly
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Always well done William. Am so glad you living in a "safer haven" than most of us. Thanks for keeping us real.

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 10:54 | 4366456 williambanzai7
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Sat, 01/25/2014 - 11:36 | 4366519 Its_the_economy...
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one of my personal faves (along w Financial Bullshit Flowchart, and Longitudinal View of LIBOR Cesspit, and too many others to list..

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 11:43 | 4366538 williambanzai7
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This is an example of what you won't get from any other artists ;-)

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 17:09 | 4367214 JamesBond
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Is the print on your main page (woman lying across city skyline) available for special order?

 

jb

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 17:26 | 4367243 williambanzai7
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It certainly is. And it looks great in print.

banzai7institute@gmail.com

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 13:37 | 4366826 the grateful un...
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you're never sure anything you do is going to be profitable, the assumption from down below is that anything which is not legal is bound to be profitable, but that's not always true. i was playing with the idea, in relation to a sports gambling problem, two football teams are very competitive, or evenly matched, and the final score is usually lower.  by analogy legal and profitable activities are more profitable whenever buyers and sellers are not well matched, that can be wildly profitable (and very risky if you are on the wrong side). JPM is the rentier class, they skim a little off the top, and do it in such a large volume that it makes them very rich. they have expanded the circle of legal and made everything profitable.

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 09:46 | 4366361 DrewJackson
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Excellent stats.  Brings a little HOPE for CHANGE in the future.....  Though it may have to go Ukraine style.

I post  2-3 Bainazi7 graphics a week on social media!!

 

Keep up the good work!!!

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 08:48 | 4366283 Comte d'herblay
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Joshua Brown has to be a paid PR flack to write this drivel"

 

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/01/24/jamie-dimon-is-totally-...

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 10:53 | 4366340 williambanzai7
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Misguided is a polite way of describing something totally fucking stupid.

Particularly when you consider that the same person wrote this: http://www.ritholtz.com/blog/2011/12/dear-jamie-dimon/

I just gave him shit about it on twitter.

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 06:33 | 4366112 Peter Pan
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WB7, I bet that Jamie would love to receive some autographed copies of the above pictures.

Pity he can't afford them.

Fri, 01/24/2014 - 22:13 | 4365305 Moe Hamhead
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WB the Bolshevistas is priceless.  You've done it again. 

Fri, 01/24/2014 - 21:49 | 4365230 ShakaZulu
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That is only 1/100000 or .001% of the Bankherr Bailout or the equivalent of 1 Obama family vacation.

Fri, 01/24/2014 - 21:57 | 4365251 williambanzai7
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Or one weekend with Bieber

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 00:18 | 4365641 MontgomeryScott
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WB,

The second pic looks like a cross between Curly ('The Three Stooges') and the 'Duck Dynasty' family (the 'MSM Family Ass-clown Stooges').

I was wondering:

Did it shave it's head to get rid of the lice infesting it; and, did these lice proceed to inhabit the BEARD?

Damn! I feel DIRTY, now...

Fri, 01/24/2014 - 21:28 | 4365169 williambanzai7
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Fri, 01/24/2014 - 22:12 | 4365289 acetinker
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This data from flickr, or the hedge itself?  Just curious.  22MM is fkn serious, either way.  Congrats!

edit: duh!  Nevermind.

Fri, 01/24/2014 - 23:16 | 4365457 williambanzai7
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It is from Flickr. I had 1,000,000 on Christmas eve. Think about that.

Yesterday I had a million and Flickr indicated there were over 700 referring sites. Unfortunately, the data they provide does not have enough granularity for me to figure out exactly what is going on. But they sure know.

So everyone who has been encouraging me for so long can look at this and say, yes this is having some impact. And for this I am grateful.

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 12:35 | 4366652 putaipan
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mmmmm. banzai porn.

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 00:07 | 4365616 Angus McHugepenis
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Ladies & Gentlemen... I do believe Websters Dictionary should now include the phrase: "banzai7porn" since his hit counts are outpacing the real porn industry (no idea if that's true but it's gotta be close)!

Congrats Bill. You will have mail shortly (possibly before your read this reply).

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 00:14 | 4365625 williambanzai7
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I doubt I am outpacing them. But I can confirm that these kinds of numbers on Flickr are primarily pornographic.  I rather doubt there are any financial/political visual news satirists putting these kinds of numbers up on the bored (pun intended), except perhaps Justin Bieber. ;-)

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 05:38 | 4366043 Scarlett
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you are the one true artist alive today;  the one who'll be remembered by history.  you must never stop or let them go.

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 10:53 | 4366454 williambanzai7
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You can count on me ;-)

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 12:58 | 4366719 chunga
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Holy mackerel...those numbers are wild.

Thanks for keeping me laughing (although sometimes I'm not sure wether to laugh or cry). The shit ass weather is giving me cabin fever. I can take the cold but the wind shuts me right down.

I'm still hopeful we'll see some Banzai imagery on the "Zero Hedge Lounge" with images of some of the commenters. The contributers and Tyler are usually great; but the comments put ZH head and shoulders above everything else.

Rock and roll baby.

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 11:22 | 4366497 Its_the_economy...
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i really dig that i have had a front row seat watching your technique evolve. Its been great.

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 00:04 | 4365607 acetinker
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This may be interesting, or not.  I originally posted that query on a win7 pc, the mouse-over did not reveal the flickr border.  Upon returning to zh on a chromeboook, it was obvious where the counts were being tallied.  That's why I edited with the duh!  In this particular instance, I'd have to say that Google was more transparent than Microsoft.  Key-rist!  What does it all mean, William?

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 00:10 | 4365620 williambanzai7
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I have been looking at the formating across platforms and it is obvious the internet is in a transitional state of chaos since desk tops, tablets and phones all require different formatting. It costs a web site operator, including this web stie, money to properly adapt to and keep up with all three.

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 00:29 | 4365671 MontgomeryScott
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Old financial porn is the best kind, I think.

Don't let these 'tweakers' manipulate you, WB.

They will ALWAYS seek a way to find your postings, because it is like a light in the dark tunnel of mediocraty and lies; this revelant, timely, and scathing description of the elitist PTWB that you seem to be able to digest, contemplate, and reflect to the masses in a fashion that supercedes all pre-conceived notions of 'conformity'.

I run a Firefox browser, and have yet to fail to see the art that you post. These 'young ones' rely on bluetooth tech and camera-phones, which are tracked, intercepted, and misdirected by the ones who decry whistleblowers like Ed Binney, William Cooper, Alex Jones, Sibel Edmunds, Jeff Rense, Matt Drudge, Ron Paul, Micheal Hastings, and (uh-oh!) Edward Snowden...

Platforms come, and platforms go, WB. I still am awaiting a resurrection of BETAMAX...

 

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 03:04 | 4365917 williambanzai7
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Bladerunner on Betamax, there is no  substitute...

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 11:37 | 4366522 Uncle Remus
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I'll see your "Bladerunner" and raise you "Triumph des Willens" - on Betamax.

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 11:43 | 4366536 williambanzai7
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Did your print arrive?

Sun, 02/02/2014 - 11:05 | 4393313 Uncle Remus
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Yes, thank you. I love it and it's size will command a presence in my relativley small office space.

Fri, 01/24/2014 - 20:48 | 4365048 disabledvet
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what the hell is a "swing trader"? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swing_trading

Fri, 01/24/2014 - 20:08 | 4364933 Texas Fold-em
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I'd love it if you showed Bernanke or Yellen in a t-shirt saying "I'm only here until I achieve escape velocity"

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 00:45 | 4365675 MontgomeryScott
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WORK the system!

'MAXIMUM VELOCITY'!

DAS BOOT...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nwc0shJ2aYc

Try watching the movie. It's actually one of my favorites (although it's about 3 and a half hours long) I own the 'director's cut'...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-8TtwnSS6Q

Sorry, this one is in German. I couldn't find the 'translation' thingie. The translated English release isn't quite as telling, anyway.

Don't underestimate the rebellion, even though you don't understand the language...

Fri, 01/24/2014 - 21:13 | 4364337 williambanzai7
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Fri, 01/24/2014 - 17:11 | 4364305 williambanzai7
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Sun, 01/26/2014 - 14:36 | 4368639 SquirrelButtDan
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Pompous and narcissistic...you caputred his essence. Great job but it also sorta pisses me off.

Fri, 01/24/2014 - 17:09 | 4364282 williambanzai7
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Sat, 01/25/2014 - 12:46 | 4366685 moroots
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So good.  Thanks again for all you do WB7.

Fri, 01/24/2014 - 19:57 | 4364902 El Vaquero
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Blankfein is fucking hilarious in that one. 

Fri, 01/24/2014 - 20:12 | 4364949 philipat
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That would be the "Fuck Dynasty"?

Sun, 01/26/2014 - 02:23 | 4367943 Steel Magnolia
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"Dick Dynasty"

Fri, 01/24/2014 - 22:06 | 4365282 wisefool
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When he published this one originally, I spent several days and 3 zerohedge comments explaing how this is Llyod "the technoviking" Blanfkenield.

The techno viking was a youtube meme of a tough guy saving a girl who got bumped into by a thug. But if you examine the youtube video frame by frame the thug and the girl were men and actually on the technoviking's payroll.

That is before I understood how money center banks assert themselves in a big davos world.

Fri, 01/24/2014 - 23:18 | 4365477 williambanzai7
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If I suddenly had room to hang my pictures on a wall, this one would be one of them.

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