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ONLY $20 MiLLioN?

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Jamie's a man to be feared

And not just because of his beard

His criminal ways

Increasingly pays

Another ten million he's cleared

The Limerick King

 

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Sat, 01/25/2014 - 09:36 | 4366345 old naughty
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What's with the beard...

oops, sorry I asked.

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 00:25 | 4365662 Angus McHugepenis
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I know what you mean. I'm running out of room on the walls but I am currently looking right at your "Because I am richer than you" poster as I type this.

Guess I'll just have to build more walls to hang more art on.

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 01:11 | 4365746 Spankrupt
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With the fervor of Eddie Vedder "Society"

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PD7jI4pmG4Q

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 01:01 | 4365730 williambanzai7
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Truthfully, I think its kind of tacky for me to hang my own art on the wall.

Nevertheless, thank you, and all others who have acquired, very much for your continuing support! 

Fri, 01/24/2014 - 20:29 | 4365008 SafelyGraze
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WB -

this photo is from actual billboard

http://postimg.org/image/w7zr8l60z/

"hungry fed"

got that right.

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 11:01 | 4366467 Its_the_economy...
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i dunno, sometimes i think reading ZH is starting to get to me. now, everywhere wheere i look i see bernanke

Fri, 01/24/2014 - 22:52 | 4365417 palmereldritch
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The original Soylent Green

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 02:53 | 4365903 philipat
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It suddenly came to me! Jamie Dimon has negotiated a new contract with the JPM Board whereby he is paid at a rate of 0.1% of all litigation expenses. So, 0.1% of $20 Billion would be, precisely, $20 Million. The Board feel that this is a good arrangement because the fraud is a way to maximising profits and the more fraud the higher the costs of doing business in the form of litigation costs. Ergo, the new 0.1% compensation to litigation costs. Brilliant!!

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