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THeY SHoT THe GiRaFFe...
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BANZAI7 NEWS--Dick the toxic derivative giraffe died at the Copenhagen Zoo on Sunday.
He wasn't Too Big To Fail.
The cause of death was a shotgun blast, and after a public autopsy [in front of a bunch of school kids], the animal, who was 11 feet 6 inches, was chopped up and Fed to the zoo’s lions and other big feline counterparties.
Administrator Hank Paulsen said they had decided to kill Dick, who by Wall Street standards, was in just as good (or shitty) health as the other toxic derivative giraffes, because his genes were well represented among the captive TBTF giraffe population in the Wall Street zoo.
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Totally different situation. I also hunt and butcher, but this was no hunt, nor was it for butchering, ie human consumption.
Agreed, this was a different situation, and not like hunting. This is more like farming. And therefore it revolves around breeding & economic issues, period.
Maybe they should check your DNA??? The animal was in a fucking zoo!
So...fucking...WHAT?? You think just because it is in a zoo, that the genetic rules of inbreeding cease to exist?? Or that the laws of economics go away???
On this site, of all places, you have a soft heart for an animal that can't be utilized yet costs money to keep alive?? And yet we all know the problems with welfare and the Free Shit Army and go on & on about how it is bad and needs to stop?!
Get your priorities straight, and grow a pair, as well as the hell up. Just like a farm: The animal is useful for as long as it is generating income. Once it no longer does, and especially if it becomes an expense, then it's time to cull it, period.
I can tell you have been born & raised in a city your whole life. Ever even been out in the woods, or to a real farm?
How about we shitcan you because you eat more than you're worth?
One of the greatest failures of this generation is the absurd notion that individual animals are as important as people.
So sad.
And it's the same argument "they" use to control you. Wake up!
"You don't belong there; it is the animal's domain. It was there long before you. You can't drill there. You can't swim there. You can't hike there."
Individual humans are the ONLY species on the planet capable of performing deeds that can change the world - the universe, even - in astounding & powerful ways. So stop being morons and bowing down to the PETA brainwashing, and stop placing animals on the same level of importance as humans. Should have stopped doing that when you reached 10 years old, at the most.
ROFLOL! You think a species that is going to make itself extinct, along with most every other life on this planet is important? Yeah, about as important as a grain of sand on a beach when compared to what we really are in this universe.
It's so amazing and absurd that humans are the only self-loathing species that has ever existed. if you have a problem with our species exising then start with yourself...
One of the greatest failures of this species is the absurd notion that people are important.
For most, only to themselves and the people close to them.
Politicians seem to have a worse case of the disease than the rest.
Technically, we all live in a zoo. They call it Animal Farm.
Now THIS i can agree with!
I am more equal than you by a long shot. And don't forget it.
Next up? Maybe, a few paper wealthy Christians!
"Ever even been out in the woods, or to a real farm?"
I have, in fact I live on a farm, and contrary to popular belief they aren't loaded with assholes like you.
Nah. More like: Farms aren't loaded with bleeding heart morons like you.
I live on a farm... You really need to have the DNA checked.
Surrrrreee ya do! Maybe a kale & broccoli farm.
Farmers crying over a giraffe...that'll be the day
On this site, of all places, you have a soft heart for an animal that can't be utilized yet costs money to keep alive?? And yet we all know the problems with welfare and the Free Shit Army and go on & on about how it is bad and needs to stop?!
Get your priorities straight, and grow a pair, as well as the hell up. Just like a farm: The animal is useful for as long as it is generating income. Once it no longer does, and especially if it becomes an expense, then it's time to cull it, period.
On this site, of all places, you have a soft heart for a HUMAN BEING that can't be utilized yet costs money to keep alive?? And yet we all know the problems with welfare and the Free Shit Army and go on and on about how it is bad and needs to stop?!
Get your priorities straight, grow a pair, as well as grow the hell up. Just like on a TAX FARM: The HUMAN BEING is useful for as long as it is generating income. Once it no longer does, and especially if the HUMAN BEING becomes an expense, then it's time to cull it, period.
FIFY
Sieg Heil. Kill the Useless Eaters. /sarcasm
First off the Zoo had an opportunity to SELL THE ANIMAL.
Next it is you who is equating Welfare Programs of Human Beings to that of the Animals...as a NON SEQUITUR...But that only serves to demonstrate YOUR UNDERLYING ATTITUDE. You exposed your psychopathological attitude.
Sorry. I do not buy into Darwinism.
But since it is apparent that YOU DO and it is apparent that you believe that HUMAN BEINGS ARE ANIMALS, subject to Laws of the Animal Kingdom, then culling is what makes sense to you and your ilk..
The protest against the Free Shit Army IS NOT ABOUT KILLING OFF THE USELESS EATERS, HERR HITLER.
The protest is about that Government INTERFERES and provides incentives for those in the Free Shit Army so that they become UNWILLING TO WORK.
Do you really think that we promote Agenda 21 on Zerohedge?
You've got it allllllll backwards. The problem is not that I am saying that animals should only be kept alive if they are generating income, because therefore in the future humans also should only be kept alive if they are useful.
Quite the opposite, in fact.
My whole point is that animals are NOT as important as humans, and therefore they can & should be treated as property, food, etc (respectfully, of course). Humans, on the other had, should NEVER be treated the same as animals, BECAUSE we are more important than them. We should ALWAYS be given love, care, rights, etc etc.
Your whole problem stems from the very beginning; the very basis of your logic has a HUGE flaw. You start out with the absurd notion that humans & animals are equal, and therefore you jump to the conclusion that whatver is done to animals will therefore be argued by nazis can also be done to humans, since they are equal. And so there is where you fail.
Instead, once you realize that humans and animals are NOT equal - that humans - ALL humans - are equal to eachother, and much more important than any animal, and the most important living species that has ever existed, then you will see that the very possibility of treating humans the same as animals goes away.
Not only does it go away, but it becomes clear that such a notion is exactly the opposite of how people should be treated. The very notion that people can be treated like animals becomes completly revolting. Completely insane. Completely wrong.
But by you, instead, putting people and animals on the same level of importance...well, there, my man, is exactly how phsyically & mentally handicapped, elderly, etc etc people can become viewed as unimportant, expendable, property.
You are achieving the exact opposite of what you hope to accomplish by treating animals and people the same.
So stop thinking that we are the same, and start realizing that people are WAY more important than animals.
I hope this clears things up for you on not only where I stand, but also on what the flaw in your logic - and the possible dangers from it - has been.
You just know there was a call on that skin too ... probably fetch a good price.
they coulda sold that meat to some exotic restaurants in NY, and let the fat cats dine on it
Having first added something deadly.....
There's a restraunt near me, owned by Mr. Yoshida of Yoshida's sauces fame. He lives in an estate right across the street from the restraunt. Although i've never seen giraffe on their menu, they do serve non-typical kinds of meats. Things like water buffalo, frog legs,elk, deer,alligator. i'm sure they would love to put giraffe on their menu.
Assholes; did anybody check their DNA? Should have.
watching this docu on African wildlife preserves. they set aside some land and relocate the local tribes, who are not allowed back in, and then sell tickets to rich tourists. they're gentrifying the jungle! it all begs the question are you better off as a dog in this country (when a dog is hit by a car people stop and help, the dog gets a trip to the vet, and the bills are paid. when a human being is hit by a car, the driver keeps going, the victim is sent to emergency and they are handed a rather large bill for the service) while i dont' care much for the dog police in Sochi i have to think people are treated better, they have to be.
Those wildlife preserves are 100% to destabilize those nations, and prevent them getting ideas of autonomy and sovereignty. Always in border zones, and always where militants end up being trained, and equipped...
Next an extermination program for less desirable Europeans? An 18 month old giraffe destroyed because the EU organization that supervises breeding concluded the giraffe was too close in DNA to the others of its species. (Even though, allegedly there was an anonymous contributor willing to fork over €400M to save the animal.) They horrifically suck.
Omg they killed Jeffrey.
You bastards!
They turned down Ikea's offer.
Why waste it to the lions?....
it would have been perfect meat for a lasagne...
Or an Ikaka meatball
And you know this, how ?
Anything goes for lasagne.
I would make Giraffe Chips:
We can all have new vests made now.
What was the giraffe in jail for? Did the giraffe smoke a joint or something?
He got caught passing a bad check at a 7/11
It was a 3rd party out of state disability check which was actually addressed to Curious George.
...but they did not shoot the okapi.
+1 Damn you, now I have to dig up the old Clapton CD.
I see what you did there - brilliant work Mr. Clapton!
They shot the giraffe
and I bet they shot it through the fence
Appologies go to Marley, again.
terrible story (the Giraffe, not Lehman). The biggest lesson learned:
Eugenics linger in Europe.
They should euthanize the Eurocrats instead
I'd give you 10,000 upticks for that if I could.
When I first read another headline of this story, it sounded like they were going to release the giraffe into the lion’s area and let them exercise their natural hunting and killing instincts…..you know, kind of like the way Wall Street brokers, traders, and financial advisors deal with pension fund managers.
No, no, no. It isn't the pension fund managers that get shot and fed to the lions. (Those guys/gals already have their 2nd, 3rd, 4th houses in Bermuda.) It's the pension funds themselves and hence the old people relying on said funds to survive post 70. Isn't it some African culture which sets the real old guys out under a tree and gives them a bow and quiver of arrows to fend off the hyienas as long as possible? I had a nightmare of Nancy Pelosi grinning at me with a quiver of arrows in her right hand saying, 'you can keep your doc.'
instead they cut him into tranches. and who's to say, was it for the benefit of the other giraffes? to keep them in line. i'm not sure how a girafee gets out of line, any more than a retail investor, bank savings depositor or member of the former middle class, gets out of line, the important thing for us, is we are expendable (we always knew that) and the lions must be fed (we always knew that) but they don't always have to hunt for their food
Kind of like, exactly!
More like how they will be dealing with the new "MYRA" enrollees with Obama leading them straight to the lions den.
Obama is a Judas goat - leading the flock to slaughter