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THeY SHoT THe GiRaFFe...
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BANZAI7 NEWS--Dick the toxic derivative giraffe died at the Copenhagen Zoo on Sunday.
He wasn't Too Big To Fail.
The cause of death was a shotgun blast, and after a public autopsy [in front of a bunch of school kids], the animal, who was 11 feet 6 inches, was chopped up and Fed to the zoo’s lions and other big feline counterparties.
Administrator Hank Paulsen said they had decided to kill Dick, who by Wall Street standards, was in just as good (or shitty) health as the other toxic derivative giraffes, because his genes were well represented among the captive TBTF giraffe population in the Wall Street zoo.
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That too.
Jeez what is happening! Is society getting inured to the sight of blood and gore. Reality is getting bizarre....
Obama droning children and wedding parties to fight terrorism
Kill giraffes to save them
Shoot a rhino for $300,000 to raise money for rhino conservation
NSA indulges in infinite, illegal spying to protect freedom and democracy.
No shortage of oxymorons these days
if they can raise that amount for shooting a Rhino, think want someone might pay to Drone shoot a Taliban wedding party? (free video provided of your experience)
Yes, the Osama bin Laden assassination video would be worth a fortune except it did not happen:
Seymour Hersh on death of Osama bin Laden: ‘It’s one big lie, not one word of it is true’http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/09/27/seymour-hersh-on-death-of-osama-bi...
Obama jokes about predator drones, a rather macabre sense of humor:
"The Jonas Brothers are here. (Applause.) They're out there somewhere. Sasha and Malia are huge fans. But, boys, don't get any ideas. (Laughter.) I have two words for you -- predator drones. (Laughter.) You will never see it coming. (Laughter.) You think I'm joking. (Laughter.)" -- Barack Obama at the White House Correspondents Association Dinner, May 1, 2010
The big hammer loves big nails.
It's the cycle of nature bitchezzz-
http://youtu.be/MG91VCdK_vw
Now, if it were animals 'caring' for humans, it might look a bit like this (A Day At The Human Rescue Shelter):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1KwLEnbKQc
its the cycle of bitchez, naturally
Hitler's cosmology gig is up!
http://bit.ly/LPX1XE
Giraffes are cool because a nerve got trapped by a blood vessel in their necks.
When the neck evolved in length, the nerve had to go down and then come back up.