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BANZAI7 NEWS--Dick the toxic derivative giraffe died at the Copenhagen Zoo on Sunday.

He wasn't Too Big To Fail.

The cause of death was a shotgun blast, and after a public autopsy [in front of a bunch of school kids], the animal, who was 11 feet 6 inches, was chopped up and Fed to the zoo’s lions and other big feline counterparties.

Administrator Hank Paulsen said they had decided to kill Dick, who by Wall Street standards, was in just as good (or shitty) health as the other toxic derivative giraffes, because his genes were well represented among the captive TBTF giraffe population in  the Wall Street zoo.

 

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Mon, 02/10/2014 - 10:29 | 4419656 williambanzai7
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That too.

Mon, 02/10/2014 - 09:55 | 4419570 I_Am_
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Jeez what is happening! Is society getting inured to the sight of blood and gore. Reality is getting  bizarre.... 

Mon, 02/10/2014 - 09:46 | 4419531 JustObserving
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Obama droning children and wedding parties to fight terrorism

Kill giraffes to save them

Shoot a rhino for $300,000 to raise money for rhino conservation

NSA indulges in infinite, illegal spying to protect freedom and democracy.

No shortage of oxymorons these days

Mon, 02/10/2014 - 12:16 | 4419998 the grateful un...
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if they can raise that amount for shooting a Rhino, think want someone might pay to Drone shoot a Taliban wedding party? (free video provided of your experience)

Mon, 02/10/2014 - 12:46 | 4420114 JustObserving
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Yes, the Osama bin Laden assassination video would be worth a fortune except it did not happen:

Seymour Hersh on death of Osama bin Laden: ‘It’s one big lie, not one word of it is true’

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/09/27/seymour-hersh-on-death-of-osama-bi...

 

Obama jokes about predator drones, a rather macabre sense of humor:

"The Jonas Brothers are here. (Applause.) They're out there somewhere. Sasha and Malia are huge fans. But, boys, don't get any ideas. (Laughter.) I have two words for you -- predator drones. (Laughter.) You will never see it coming. (Laughter.) You think I'm joking. (Laughter.)" -- Barack Obama at the White House Correspondents Association Dinner, May 1, 2010

Mon, 02/10/2014 - 09:45 | 4419525 wisehiney
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The big hammer loves big nails.

Mon, 02/10/2014 - 09:43 | 4419518 duckduckMOOSE
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It's the cycle of nature bitchezzz-

 

http://youtu.be/MG91VCdK_vw

Tue, 02/11/2014 - 02:46 | 4423005 PR Guy
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Now, if it were animals 'caring' for humans, it might look a bit like this (A Day At The Human Rescue Shelter):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1KwLEnbKQc

 

Mon, 02/10/2014 - 12:35 | 4420067 the grateful un...
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its the cycle of bitchez, naturally

Mon, 02/10/2014 - 20:21 | 4421918 Joe Sixpack
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Hitler's cosmology gig is up!

http://bit.ly/LPX1XE

Tue, 02/11/2014 - 01:05 | 4422876 Anusocracy
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Giraffes are cool because a nerve got trapped by a blood vessel in their necks.

When the neck evolved in length, the nerve had to go down and then come back up.

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