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boner in the public masturbator trenchcoat - classic
obama's approval ratings are in the 30's....congress approval ratings are less...perhaps just this statement is incendiary.
the 1930s i presume
Here ya go, Feb 15 is "National Youth Enrollment Day" for ObamaCare (catchy ring to it, almost Hitlerian, but I digress).
Its also the day picked by the central planning know-it-all technocrat known as Reichsmarschall Kathleen Sebelius (whup, I did it again, sorry) to start another round of "glitch fixing" on HealthCare.gov...to last through Feb 18.
“It’s not ideal,” another Obamacare ally said.
(Shaking head...or optimal...lol)
“The maintenance starts at 3 p.m., which is fortunate because most of our enrollment events start in the morning,” said Smith. “The night events are more about education and information.”
Wut?
We're still talking about "youth enrollment" here, aren't we Sparky? In my younger days I couldn't move until around 11:00AM. Rehydrating, shitting, showering and eating took till around 2:00PM, so yeah, 3:00PM and a one hour window sounds about right to crash that .gov puppy again with all thats left of the Obama Youth Brigade (dammit, did it again) ;-)
Grab your Panzerfaust's youths of da Fadderland! The Soviets are at the gates of DC!
http://www.buzzfeed.com/evanmcsan/youth-obamacare-enrollment-groups-surprised-to-learn-obamaca
+100
The passage of the clean debt ceiling bill, particularly the way it was passed, tells us much about the circus act in Vichy DC and the illusion of choice familiar to Zero Hedge readers..
That's so creepy, yet so right.
ROTFL!!!
Thanks Banzai, I needed this, long day ;-)
Didn't Raquel Welsh play the lead role in the film?
didn't Gore Vidal write the book?
Yes indeed
I liked William's work so much that I just ran through this board and green arrowed everyone. I figured no one would mind if I did Turns out it is a real pain in the ass to have to click that many times but it was the least I could do since I just absolutely filleted some so called republicans on facebook just a half an hour ago over the debt ceiling. Good grief, they just don't get it do they? Aren't these politicians adults yet?
janus never wearies in his ongoing crusade to purge bigotry and intolerance from the world, to teach you white-devils a lesson and to adopt the cause of all groups who feel themselves put-upon or otherwise slighted. i simply cannot help myself. i suppose i'm just better than all the rest of you; and i intend to go on improving.
in spite of my ceaseless campaign to sow the seeds of love, quiet all discontent, resolve all 'inequality' and attain retribution for all who now suffer for all the crimes ever committed in all of history world, yes, in spite of all my boundless magnanimity, some are for some reason suspicious of ole janus. who'd a thunk it?
it has recently come to my attention that 'zionists' are highly suspicious of me. and this, in turn, makes me suspicious of me...so much so that i've taken to making something of a sport of their curiosity. i want to magnify the elements that are, seemingly, provoking this interest in lil ole janus.
one such 'zionist' who's been carefully observing janus for quite a while is one of my cab driving colleagues...and for the purposes of this lil vignette, we'll call him "uber" (uber the 'zionist' will know why i'm calling him this).
anyway, uber has some near-to-queer obsession with janus. he's forever trying to compare himself to me; and goes to great lengths in demonstrating our verisimilitude. it makes me uncomfortable because, in the first place, a cab driver is no one to emulate; and, in the second, i don't like this 'zionist' thinking himself my peer. and so i do what i can to check the advance of this perverse insanity uber suffers from.
yes, brothers, strange things have been happening to janus of late; and our uber is in some way connected to them. for example, if'n i didn't know any better, i'd think uber is reading my stuff here on the Hedge...and i wouldn't even think any better if'n it wasn't for his odd and continuing references to specific subject matter i'd recently written about...very specific references (and this has happened over a dozen times).
now, his interest in me predates the odd allusions to many of my specifics and themes. he used to consistently ask me detailed information about my private finances (uber hasn't anything in the way of cooth). i eventually promised to bring my W2s and bank statements for our next conversation.
but there is more to this than just uber and his recent slip-up (the 'slip-up' i'm referring to would be very difficult to explain -- but, trust me, i know what the fuck i'm talking about)...i've been getting these requests from other and sundry 'zionists' for cab rides, and the dispatchers have been told not to reveal to me that it's a request...strange, methinks.
i came to boston with friendship in mind; and it's seeming as if 'zionists' will have none of it...but i do still retain a shred of hope. i have, as complement to all this curiosity, had many wonderful experiences with many Good Americans that just happen to be jewish.
but, sure, treating me like i'm some spectacle will no doubt endear me to your people...everybody loves to live in a petri dish. and then there's the little issue of the ADL's participation in my son's head-bashing (i'm not kidding)...perhaps i'll tell that story very soon. those involved are protected from on-high...but, fuck it, janus ain't without friends either.
so, back to uber...i want to describe him so you'll understand how delicious will be my pleasure in toying with him. he's all of five foot three, and at a very young age came down with a terminal case of 'little man syndrome'. i hold absolutely no hope of his recovery. anyway, uber, upon our first meeting, believes we are about the same height, and insists on proving it to me...asks me to stand, and sees what a nine inch difference makes. i got so close, all he could see was collar bone.
he tells people he looks like bruce willis, but no one believes him. he does, however, almost perfectly favor alan arkin (but uber doesn't like my pointing this out to him)
i don't think he approves of my having all this hair, either; it isn't fair, after all -- him having none.
uber is always making up banal stories with no point and nothing compelling in them whatsoever...they usually involve him rescuing someone in distress, him kicking major ass, his numberless sexual conquests and, ever-so regrettably, his frequent nudity in a variety of queer circumstances (this is no exaggeration)...all of which leads me to believe he's a pedophile or something far worse.
uber, if you're reading, please heed the words of janus: short, bald, perverted and boring is no way to go through life.
i've already begun my little game with uber, and i feel more than justified in playing it. moreover, i've plainly informed him that i will be tinkering with his sense of self...so janus remains blameless and pure.
uber is not going to be comfortable in my presence, that's for sure; and janus is going to go out of his way to give this diminutive 'zionist' all the attention he's been craving. don't worry, guys...i'm not going to be mean, and i'm certainly not going to hurt him. i'm only going to systematically diminish his ego till it's nothing but a quivering ball of goo. it's for his own good, he deserves it, and, as always, i live to give.
maybe i'll convert him and baptize him personally.
and to any other 'ubers' who may be reading, here's a lil song just for you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9quPWDoLxF0
janus
-1) the only person who can call me a White Devil is another White Devil
i greened your down-vote for no reason other than affection...
cheers from one white-devil to another:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPzKhHeDoyM&list=PLF1C6646179CDBD94
now, grateful undead, i have a couple o' dedications for ya....and for a couple a' reasons: 1) i like music and i'm drinkin (so that sorta compounds the effect). 2) all white-devils are entitled to a song or two (it's reparations for being denied section 8)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XacvydVrhuI (you had to know this'n was a commin)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h_6eq5B5_Q
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WANNqr-vcx0
and the white-knight is talking backwards/
and the red-queen's off with her head/
remember what the door-man said/
feed your head...,
janus
+1 for using the word verisimilitude. I only use that word when I am really pissed off. You have a strange style of writing janus but I like it.
Manipfulation,
if i could but express gratitude in my customary fashion (please permit my weakness to song, as it's but a crutch -- a lurch towards a feeble recognition of your honor...and i am more than grateful that you 'get' me...please know this):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD3bGEFxGC0
oh, alabama, the devil fools with the best laid plans/
swing low, alabama/
you got the spare change/
you got to feel strange/
and now the moment is all that is, man/
alabama, you got the weight of the world on your shoulders/
that's breakin your back/
your cadillac has got a wheel in the ditch/
and a wheel on the track/
oh, alabama...,
janus
J Cash did not now it was only halftime. 3rd qtr starts soon.
you know i love you, wisenhiney...but i've got to sidle in and throw my yellow-flag.
we are now in the forth quarter, the two-minute warning has long since eclipsed; and, alas, no quarterback is anywhere to be found...we're all assuming he's flailing about in some stretcher gasping breathlessly to relay assignments and coverage.
it's hail-mary time, wise-one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3ykWbu2Gl0
the eagles win it!!!,
janus
I believe Myra Brokenhedge showed up in the final season of the "Buffy" spinoff "Angel"...
“Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience. They may be more likely to go to Heaven yet at the same time likelier to make a Hell of earth. This very kindness stings with intolerable insult. To be "cured" against one's will and cured of states which we may not regard as disease is to be put on a level of those who have not yet reached the age of reason or those who never will; to be classed with infants, imbeciles, and domestic animals.”C.S. Lewis
Of all tyrannies a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive.Read more at http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/c/c_s_lewis.html#EldlKC8bMx7sXFBq.99
Of all tyrannies a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive.C. S. Lewis
Read more at http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/c/c_s_lewis.html#EldlKC8bMx7sXFBq.99
Of all tyrannies a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive.C. S. Lewis
Read more at http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/c/c_s_lewis.html#EldlKC8bMx7sXFBq.99
The forth picture.... What a piece! Is that a magnifying glass? Set in stone? How unfortunate, it seems to be distorting the image
It's the Pinkertons (NSA)... no place for Butch and Sundance to run anymore. Well, maybe CyberBolivia, but they're moving in there too. Can we keep them out of MentalBolivia?
Duck, I see you were watching PBS last night somewhere around 3 AM. I thought the same thing as you. I really developed a disdain for the Pinkertons.
Lol, right on!
Ya damn the NSA!! Well that's what I used to say, until this melodrama unfolded a little farther. As usual the game changed, even if the players are still the same.... But your going to have to drop the references to the old days when people dealt with things face to face. Your making me feel dated and nostalgic.... And I'm not old.
Many of your creations are approaching the point wherein I expect that one day, I will happily scroll down, and hit upon one that literally makes my head finally explode.
Press on, regardless.
Wait until you see whats coming next...
I am waiting with bait on my breath....WB7.one of the few things in life that I can safely predict will not only match but by great, deep, wide and lengthy margins, exceed my wildest expectations.
Is there any English construction on God's sweet, green earth that's more odious than a Fed head promising to do "more work" to improve the economy?
"Work" is a noble term, perhaps the noblest in the language, with a long history of signifying the application of energy and skill to create useful products and services. To say that printing money - which steals the fruits of work from the worker - is "work" is a reversal and perversion of meaning that even Orwell lacked the imagination to predict.
To call money printing "theft" comes closer to truth, but it's actually worse than theft, as thieves take at least some initiative and on occasion assume some responsibility for the harm they do. Money printers exert no labor and deny all criminality, even to themselves. It asymptotically approaches absolute moral bankruptcy.
Bravo! Well said and exactly to the point.
It is a perversion that can be best explained by applying Goebbels tell a bigger lie theory. It is just about the biggest lie going.
And no one in the MSM questions it. The US is now No 46 in the world press freedom index. Another travesty.
But what difference does it make.
Zero!
Those Nordic types at the top of the "world press freedom index", hmmm, may be the victim of another lie. http://www.transcend.org/tms/2014/02/dark-lands-the-grim-truth-behind-th...
@weburke
I've lived and gone to school in both Sweden and Finland and that article is poorly researched and based on age old stereotypes. Traveling through a country by train by no means qualifies one to paint such broad statements as the author of the article does about each country. Unless you speak the language and live in country you shouldn't bother writing such pap.
I hope to see Lew on a gurney
Beginning his post life journey
But I'd settle instead
For the metal bunk bed
In the cell with his mentor Bernie
7 you're a 10.
the barry-tranny in star-spangled-drag is the stuff. but -- and i hate to tell you this -- it's gonna be really popular in places like boston's south end, most of san-fran, all of the east village and for all the wrong reasons (you get where i'm goin with all this). the point is, you may have just accidentally created the first piece of presidential homo-porn. shame on you, WildBill.
i predict no less than 42,000 new AIDS cases as a direct result of this hilarity. and AIDS is no laughing matter; well, it was up until about 1989...AIDS used to be a knee-slapper back in the day. but, ZHealots, stop your sniggering, there is nothing funny about this scourge of the meth-smoking bath-housers. here is a public service message from sam kineson:
(i suppose i should warn tender-ears about the language in the following clip...but, it's fuckin sam kineson...duh)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDL7fN8mS4A
ahhh, WB, before you'd distracted me with the fags and whatnot, i was brooding over the fate of my departed homeland and this storm, pax, what's about to encrust the whole of it in a massive sheet of ice. dixie is ill-suited to ice. and apart from the very beneficial effect it will have on the fire-ant population, there is little good that can come of this.
but janus being a bright-sider and all, it is my bent to view these things optimistically.
the way i see it, the only thing that can be done about this plague of ice and cold is to start a petition on the white house's web site, get our hundred thousand signatures and let that be that. but this cannot be just any petition; it must be crafted with our president's inclinations and affinities in mind -- otherwise, he won't pay it one bit of attention.
i think we should call it the Trayvon Martin Petition to End Cold and Ice. that's right, i propose we take the knock-out-game to another level...let this erratic climate know we mean bidness!
i predict immediate and stupendous success for my proposal; and i just know it will accrue the unanimous support of black-folk all over the southern states. just ask any black person and they will explain, in very 'colorful' vernacular, their position on cold and ice...they do not like it. actually, you don't even have to ask them; they are generally very generous in sharing their thoughts, emotions, opinions and, most especially, their complaints.
green revolution, allow me to introduce you to black power!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZo1We9FJRM
i suppose it makes me an evil person to say this, but the young lady in the clip above is far more the rule than the exception. but, what do i know, i only lived in georgia, mississippi, louisiana, s. carolina and alabama -- so i have absolutely no relevant experience in the matter...and thinking it disturbingly funny makes me, well, evil (candidness & honesty are the new apostasy...and it's fun to sin against the new religion).
amorica, the future is so very bright...what, with the voting and the petitions and all that jazz, janus is long demonocracy.
anyway, this petition of mine will demand a return to global warming...we must start pumping out the CO2 with reckless abandon and get this greenhouse revved up into high gear. think of your CO2 footprint as your very own impress of altruistic love...think of all the poor rednecks you'll comfort with the gaudy consumption of hydrocarbons. burn baby burn! save the south: drive an extra ten miles today to show how much you care...turn up your thermostat as a sign of solidarity...break out those snowmobiles and woop with the rebel yell! go and smash your neighbor's solar panels...cry havok and let slip the hounds of hell.
i've had it up to here with mother nature; it's time we settle this weather stuff once and for all!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTz8g8yh8GY
janus
I heard Stone Mountain and Lithonia. Perhaps the lovely lady is from Redan? Cheapest real estate in the ATL metro. She's why.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozWC6B4MhQw
it's the whole fuckin region...it's so goddam inspirational, if'n you're into the darker shades of inspiration (if'n you're into depression as mode to inspiration), and i don't know what to do but praise it, pity it or profile it.
God bless the goodness and specialness within the community...the good ones are the pitiable few within that plagued minority (and, truth be told, the good black-folk are better than what's best among us white-devils).
but, you best keep your mouth shut...white people be trippin -- 'specially in dis, da afro-history appreciation-month....you best be appreciatin', mo-fo...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wg9fKFmtU3E
janus is all bout Richard Pryor (RIP) & Katt Williams in dis, da month of niggah appreciation (expect much more):
don't start no shit, now...janus is more a nigger than your president (janus has mos-def fucked more black pussy proper-like than dis president). janus is down-rite dirty-south.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQ2QRjeHiog
thank you (and, as always, you're welcome),
janus
It is, isn't it, inspirational? Brother, I'm fairly certain I have bedded the lasses (asses?) you speak of, and know of whence you came.
People wonder where these pretty, articulate black folk come from? I don't.
I know I will have to answer to my maker one day, and I hope I done the right thing.
Sumthin' tells me I went just a bit before ye. It's not a dig. Now, I'm gettin' old, and I couldn't be more proud to pass the torch to the if not younger, stronger, admittedly two faced, janus. *thunderous applause ensues*
Janus, there must be a way to conjure up the gaseous corpse of OBL......
Nice Boots.
The cheerleader's boots ain't bad, either.
But, I think she's due for another round of cosmetic surgery.
Might also help if they removed that hairy wart sitting atop her shoulders.
the new fascism has a lot of different looks, Triumph of the Yes We Can? embracing the cause of every social injustice to ridiculous extremes? are we going to dress up like a dog to raise the issue of killing dogs in Sochi? fighting wars so girls can go to school in Afghanistan?. oh wait that was Bush, have you got a costume for him?
Found his compadre...
yeah thats it
I never knew the guy had so much Mrs. Gravitas.
Oh.
My.
Gawd.
Boner looks like he needs a smoke.