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BANZAI7 NEWS–Still reeling from the aftermath of Snow Jam 2014, Atlanta Police put aside winter weather preparation this morning, shifting gears to what is now being referred to as “Snowcockalypse,” or “Dong Jam 2014.” The APD put out an all call for a criminal they are calling “The Penis Ben-dit,” whose alleged activities have put him on the top of their priority list.
Known in the Spanish-speaking areas of town as El Penis Ben-didto, the vandal trawled our white-laced city drawing what APD Major Richard Wanker described as “large, phallic images on snow-covered cars.”
One man whose car was vandalized described the images as “big ole Keynesian dicks on my car, yo!”
While there is no description of the bandit, the Atlanta Police said to be on the lookout for a specific type of person and to call 911 if you see him, or suspect you might have a lead. But the APD also warns not against approaching this individual, as they could be armed, economically delusional, or worse…attempt to draw a penis on you.
The vandal or vandals will meet the following description:
Walks outside
PhD
Likely wears some sort of mask or makeshift neck warmer (scarf)
Has 15 fingers
Draws dicks on cars
Looks like a dick
Chronically maladjusted Keynesian
h/t Atlanta Banana: http://www.atlbanana.com/apd-begins-crackdown-on-snowcockalypse/
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Unfortunately he will run free as the cops are all snowed in at the Dunkin Donuts...
Funny stuff WB,
Can you do anything with al bore
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It's kind of like breaking windows, but different.
La imagen de la verga no le da verguenza al pobre diablito Benito.
Known in the Spanish-speaking areas of town as El Penis Ben-didto, the vandal trawled our white-laced city drawing what APD Major Richard Wanker described as “large, phallic images on snow-covered cars.”
You're killing me WB7!!
DaddyO
As Mr. Burns is fond of saying:
Excellent.........excellent!
Of course its a shame WB7 couldn't show the Berstank trying to get tea bagged by El Penisio.
Well, everyone needs a hobby.
At least he is being true to his authentic inner nature.
Is the pic a selfie?
The Abominable SnowBen!
Rodney Carrington -Snowman
Who put the dick on the snowman
And embarrassed the family?
Could have used a Ball bat
Cucumber or a zucchini
But instead you used a thimble,
Somethin' you could barely see!
Who put the dick on the snowman,
And made him look like me?!