THe WHaLe OF WaLL STReeT...

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THe WOLF ON WONTON STREET

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[ShakaZulu]

That's one party where I'm glad I didn't get an invitation.  Afraid I might get raped.  OH WAIT! 

[Manipuflation]

I did some searching around.  This might be just what Jamie needs.

[monad]

Harrison Bergeron

[Lumberjack]

http://wallstreetonparade.com/2014/02/jpmorgan-vice-president’s-death-in-london-shines-a-light-on-the-bank’s-close-ties-to-the-cia/  … The way the news of this tragic and sudden death was stage-managed by highly skilled but invisible hands, turning a demonstrably suspicious incident into a cut-and-dried suicide leap from the rooftop (devoid of eyewitnesses or  motivation) had all the hallmarks of a sophisticated covert operation or coverup. The London Evening Standard newspaper reported the same day that “A man plunged to his death from a Canary Wharf tower in front of thousands of horrified commuters today.” Who gave that completely fabricated story to the press? Commuters on the street had no view of the body because it was 9 floors up on a rooftop – a rooftop that is accessible from a stairwell inside the building, not just via a fall from the roof. Adding to the suspicions, Magee had emailed his girlfriend the evening before telling her he was finishing up and would be home shortly. If JPMorgan’s CEO, Jamie Dimon, needed a little crisis management help from operatives, he has no shortage of people to call upon. Thomas Higgins was, until a few months ago, a Managing Director and Global Head of Operational Control for JPMorgan. (A BusinessWeek profile shows Higgins still employed at JPMorgan while the New York Post reported that he left late last year.) What is not in question is that Higgins was previously the Senior Officer and Station Chief in the CIA’s National Clandestine Service, a component of which is the National Resources Division. (Higgins’ bio is printed in past brochures of the CIA Officers Memorial Foundation, where Higgins is listed with his JPMorgan job title, former CIA job title, and as a member of the Foundation’s Board of Directors for 2013.) According to Jeff Stein, writing in Newsweek on November 14, the National Resources Division (NR) is the “biggest little CIA shop you’ve never heard of.” One good reason you’ve never heard of it until now is that the New York Times was asked not to name it in 2001. James Risen writes in a New York Times piece: [the CIA’s] “New York station was behind the false front of another federal organization, which intelligence officials requested that The Times not identify. The station was, among other things, a base of operations to spy on and recruit foreign diplomats stationed at the United Nations, while debriefing selected American business executives and others willing to talk to the C.I.A. after returning from overseas.”

[monad]

Monty Python Lumberjack Song

[Lumberjack]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A52p9jc-gOo&feature=kp

[the grateful un...]

and if you're not willing to talk to them?

[Lumberjack]

You get renditioned by Evergreen.

[williambanzai7]

Holy Shit, why am I not surprised...

[skwid vacuous]

great stuff WB, - the former squid vicious 

[BrigstockBoy]

Timmah is scratching his balls
While Ben cranks out tunes on the mall
The hat fills with coins
It stiffens Ben's loins
A banana for Timmah after all

[Lumberjack]

The Timmah image takes the cake! Thanks again man for all the laughs, which I really need now more than ever (as I am sure others do too), especially with all that downsizing going on. I am very conviced that Captain Ahab and his pen (and banking henchmen) are about to pull off the worst of all nightmares soon. Lots happening in the energy sector (which I diligently watch), and, if you have read Taibbi's new piece, it starts to come together. 

[the grateful un...]

and Hubris is a superlative

[Comte d'herblay]

OK. Now do one of those things where you change 10 things in the original pic, and then post the second pic side by side and see if we can figure out what has been changed.

Let's start with the Monkey, and change it to Alan Greenspan, or Joe Cassano.  

NO!  On second thought, make it Eric Holder. 

[williambanzai7]

[the grateful un...]

QE will keep us together

When some Austrian guy, calls fiat a lie

just STOP, I monetize you

and not just the EU

its not just your bonds I will buy

QE will keep us togeeether

[Casey Stengel]

Great work WB7. Love the billboard shot in HK. Thanx for all you do.

[Son of Loki]

The funny thing is these fellows like Greenspan and Shalome go on to give $100k lectures trhoughout the country and globe.

[Comte d'herblay]

That's called "Compensation".

Y'see, these thieves tip off the "inner circle of trust", invented by The Fockers' Robert de Niro. Whenever Greenspan or Bernanke, and now Yellen (there are no more Gentiles in the world of global money creation) are going to make a move they tell the members of the circle about a week or so early, then that circle takes their position to get a guarateed 'nother billion dollars and then when the bernank, greenspan, or yellen go out on the speakers' circuit those members assure that wherever they speak one or more of the members are in charge of the fees paid to speakers. Clinton does it, bush, and anyone else who made a move that further enriched some members of the top 1%.

And it ain't the least bit funny.

[williambanzai7]

Not so funny :-(

[toadold]

Not so funny but I just got this image in my head of the flying monkeys from "The Wizzard of OZ."  They fly around, eat peoples lunch, screech at the middle class and throw poop on the poor, then fly back to thier castle.  I guess Obama is cast as the Wicked Bitch of the West. 

[villainvomit]

Funky mama save the whales..........shoot the seals !

thx cheech.

[The Wisp]

So Old Ben was a Shape Shifting Alien ?     that explains alot..

[kurt]

We won't get Fuld again!

[williambanzai7]

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[cougar_w]

Best

[williambanzai7]

I used an iPad APP called Decim8 to do this. But it is a very difficult APP to harness. I ran it several times trial and error and then finally reworked it in Alien Skin and Photoshop.

I love how this looks. This is fucking cool! And scary ;-)

[Manipuflation]

That's cool William.

[williambanzai7]

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The risk inside banks no one knows

They fill us with lies

Then to our surprise

The Captain shouts out

"Thar She Blows"

The Limerick King

[The man with po...]

Still your best satirical picture to date Banzai!

[Stud Duck]

I wish the Japs would send one of their whaling vessels to NYC for that whale!

[the grateful un...]

too bad he's not the Dolphin of Wall Street