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These media shills are like fools

They've broken old media rules

They don't apply heat

But praise the Elite

To help them abscond with our jewels

The Limerick King

 

 

 

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Sun, 02/16/2014 - 12:57 | 4442181 screw face
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VIVA quantum computing......MOAR DATA!

 

fc

Sun, 02/16/2014 - 11:40 | 4442048 Lumberjack
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US plummets in press freedom.

 

http://rsf.org/index2014/en-index2014.php

 

The 2014 World Press Freedom Index spotlights the negative impact of conflicts on freedom of information and its protagonists. The ranking of some countries has also been affected by a tendency to interpret national security needs in an overly broad and abusive manner to the detriment of the right to inform and be informed. This trend constitutes a growing threat worldwide and is even endangering freedom of information in countries regarded as democracies. Finland tops the index for the fourth year running, closely followed by Netherlands and Norway, like last year. At the other end of the index, the last three positions are again held by Turkmenistan, North Korea and Eritrea, three countries where freedom of information is non-existent. Despite occasional turbulence in the past year, these countries continue to be news and information black holes and living hells for the journalists who inhabit them. This year’s index covers 180 countries, one more than last year. The new entry, Belize, has been assigned an enviable position (29th). Cases of violence against journalists are rare in Belize but there were some problems: defamation suits involving demands for large amounts in damages, national security restrictions on implementation of the Freedom of Information Act and sometimes unfair management of broadcast frequencies. 
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Sun, 02/16/2014 - 11:32 | 4442023 kaiserhoff
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Maria's tits are bigger than that, William, and her ass is waaaay bigger.

Ben, on the other hand, is anatomically correct;)

Cramer is an instant classic.  Beyond belief.

         Thanx Wild Bill.

Sun, 02/16/2014 - 11:24 | 4442014 selaretus
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New member of Zero Hedge here and I love you guys!!!! Media presstitute shills should all join the rich bankers who are jumping off high buildings, which is very encouraging to me. I think we should all show our support for the TBTF bankers' experiments with acceleration due to gravity and sudden stops. In that vein, I suggest we all wear a T-shirt saying: We are the 99%. We'll push!

 

Sun, 02/16/2014 - 09:41 | 4441836 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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http://rsf.org/index2014/en-index2014.php#

Biggest rises and falls in the 2014 World Press Freedom Index

The 2014 World Press Freedom Index spotlights the negative impact of conflicts on freedom of information and its protagonists. The ranking of some countries has also been affected by a tendency to interpret national security needs in an overly broad and abusive manner to the detriment of the right to inform and be informed. This trend constitutes a growing threat worldwide and is even endangering freedom of information in countries regarded as democracies. Finland tops the index for the fourth year running, closely followed by Netherlands and Norway, like last year. At the other end of the index, the last three positions are again held by Turkmenistan, North Korea and Eritrea, three countries where freedom of information is non-existent.

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Countries that pride themselves on being democracies and respecting the rule of law have not set an example, far from it. Freedom of information is too often sacrificed to an overly broad and abusive interpretation of national security needs, marking a disturbing retreat from democratic practices. Investigative journalism often suffers as a result.

This has been the case in the United States (46th), which fell 13 places, one of the most significant declines, amid increased efforts to track down whistleblowers and the sources of leaks. The trial and conviction of Private Bradley Manning and the pursuit of NSA analyst Edward Snowden were warnings to all those thinking of assisting in the disclosure of sensitive information that would clearly be in the public interest.

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Year ending 2013 freedom of press index.

http://en.rsf.org/press-freedom-index-2013,1054.html

Sun, 02/16/2014 - 09:48 | 4441843 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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Some more from the article.

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The United Kingdom (33rd, -3) distinguished itself in the war on terror by the disgraceful pressure it put on The Guardian newspaper and by its detention of David Miranda, journalist Glenn Greenwald’s partner and assistant, for nine hours. Both the US and UK authorities seem obsessed with hunting down whistleblowers instead of adopting legislation to rein in abusive surveillance practices that negate privacy, a democratic value cherished in both countries.

The “special intelligence protection bill” that the National Diet in Japan (59th, - 5) adopted in late 2013 would reduce government transparency on such key national issues as nuclear power and relations with the United States, now enshrined as taboos. Investigative journalism, public interest and the confidentiality of journalists’ sources are all being sacrificed by legislators bent on ensuring that their country’s image is spared embarrassing revelations.

The “war on terror” is also being EXPLOITED by governments that are quick to treat journalists as “threats to national security.” Dozens of journalists have been jailed on this pretext in Turkey (154th), especially for covering the Kurdish issue. In Morocco, unchanged in 136th position, the authorities readily confused journalism with terrorism since the case of online newspaper editor Ali Anouzla. In Israel (96th, +17), freedom of information is often sacrificed to purported security requirements.

 

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Sun, 02/16/2014 - 12:40 | 4442149 Lumberjack
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Nice work Dewey. I have touched (written) about Morocco and some shit going on there. It ties into this global warming bullshit.

 

http://dailybail.com/home/john-kerry-comes-out-swinging-on-climate-chang...

Sun, 02/16/2014 - 09:24 | 4441817 Cult of Criminality
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Funny stuff William...Good one.

I actually automatically thought it would be about the administration thats not leading the country.

You caught me out and made me laugh :>)

Sun, 02/16/2014 - 02:15 | 4441541 BrigstockBoy
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Cramer, the carnival barker
Likes the lighting to be a bit darker
So Maria can't see
That little "jimmy"
Has been drawn on with permanent marker

Sun, 02/16/2014 - 02:09 | 4441526 ebworthen
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Love it.

Must have been on a day when Gold wasn't slammed becasue Maria's nipples aren't nuggets.

Sun, 02/16/2014 - 01:10 | 4441425 the grateful un...
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that's funny, the story went that Jim used to high five Maria in the PM (when they both worked for CNBC) for pumping Mister Softy in the AM, so Jim could sell his shares later that day. but seriously the guy never did shit with his hedge fund, when he could have made a fortune indexing, (but there were no etfs then) he is the typical american success story, no success (bill clinton, george bush, barack obama) and then parlay your reputation into a big powerful job, the horatio alger thing is broken, guys who can do nothing run everything. or as they used to say those who can do, those cant teach, (those who teach get fat retirements) which is bernanke. bush hired a couple ceos, oneil and snow, to help him run the treasury, but ultimately he hired a goldman man, paulson, who really fucked up the country. we need harry truman for christ sake to nuke some of these bastards, (im from missouri show me - how your goddam policy works before i run the greatest western democracies economy into the ditch) i hate the bomb but 

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 23:08 | 4441187 patience...
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Jim, a fist would have been enough.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 23:27 | 4441244 Jumbotron
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Please......PLEEEEEEEASE......tell me WB7 that that is NOT a baby bump on Maria from a 3 way between Booyah and the ChairSatan.    PLEEEEEEASSSSsssssss !

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 22:58 | 4441161 JamesBond
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Bernanke -  The true pump monkey

 

From the Urban Dictionary:  Pump Monkey -

A relentless self-serving cheerleader for financial markets generally motivated by an ulterior motive, e.g. a liar.

"Experts" who promote their own "book," or investment strategy with an aim toward personal gain. Economic recovery is dependent upon pump monkeys bolstering consumer confidence.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 22:41 | 4441127 Rusty Shorts
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Wait, the Serpent told the TRUTH...wtf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Qz2M3p1BZk

Sun, 02/16/2014 - 08:17 | 4441759 tip e. canoe
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whose god is "God" anyhoo?

Sun, 02/16/2014 - 10:31 | 4441911 john39
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know them by their actions.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 22:40 | 4441121 stant
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thanks, theres a image burnt into my memory. we still love ya wb7

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 22:37 | 4441113 nmewn
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I can't see Cog Dis' post?

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 22:39 | 4441117 DaddyO
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Me neither...

DaddyO

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 23:07 | 4441186 stant
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i cant either wtf

Sun, 02/16/2014 - 04:52 | 4441650 philipat
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Yup, me too. Actually, that happens quite regularly with ZH. I think there are coding issues.

Sun, 02/16/2014 - 03:44 | 4441601 Tall Tom
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Really. What did you expect?

 

When the Laws fall silent then REDACTED

Sun, 02/16/2014 - 09:33 | 4441830 nmewn
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Yeah, I thought that too at first (a short satire) but I can see comments being made to it under the contributors log of posts.

Weird.

Sun, 02/16/2014 - 11:38 | 4442038 woolly mammoth
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And the comment numbers are going up, yet I see nothing as well.

Sun, 02/16/2014 - 11:50 | 4442064 kaiserhoff
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It's been running just fine in Virginia, all morning.

Sabe dios.

Sun, 02/16/2014 - 12:02 | 4442088 williambanzai7
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It's running fine here as well. Try another web browser.

Sun, 02/16/2014 - 14:47 | 4442456 woolly mammoth
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That was the trick. Thanks.

Sun, 02/16/2014 - 11:26 | 4442016 kaiserhoff
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Ya'll have been placed on the UNDESIRABLES LIST by the NSA.

About damn time..., and welcome aboard;)

PS - ZH has been running slower than hell, the last couple of days.  The Techies might know why, but there are issues.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 19:31 | 4440640 ShakaZulu
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The ole serpent has been at it many many years before any of us were born.  Tricked more than a few.  And all those fooled in 1913 are pretty much dead now.

Sun, 02/16/2014 - 12:33 | 4442138 machineh
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'Tree of Lies,' with Bernanke as the masked Douche Weasel, is flipping brilliant.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 17:14 | 4440281 TrustWho
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The Media-Political Power Cabal focuses people's attention on the inane while they pick the pockets to take your wealth.

Sun, 02/16/2014 - 00:25 | 4441343 logicalman
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The magician's trick...

it's the hand you are NOT watching that's doing everything.

Sun, 02/16/2014 - 13:07 | 4442211 screw face
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...it's called quantum computing

 

...the bankers have the biggest and fastest ones.

 

fc

Sun, 02/16/2014 - 07:53 | 4441744 GetZeeGold
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I can't stand those Nazis....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t101rO7WuAM

Sun, 02/16/2014 - 08:14 | 4441754 tip e. canoe
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"Well what are you gonna do about it, whitey?"

great clip +1

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