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Did you know a single cross country flight in a 747 by a Nimitz Class blowhard and his entourage consumes energy at the same rate as an actual Nimitz Class aircraft carrier and/or 100,000 homes?

In fact, one cross country 747 trip consumes enough energy to power your home for 60 years, unless your home happens to be the home currently occupied by Nimitz Class blow hard No 1...

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Tue, 02/18/2014 - 23:54 | 4451359 ShakaZulu
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Frankenstein would be offended by the comparison!

Sun, 02/16/2014 - 19:52 | 4443269 Aquarius
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One must for forgiven looking at the USA today and seeing "The Planet of the Apes" movie playing out in real time.

Kerry comes across as a disaster area; an incompetent trying to do what all those numerous groups are that own him,

tell him to do, and please them, to boot.

Did somebody nuke the USA and we are actually looking at the result?

is everybody totally whacked out on drugs as per the Wolves of Wall Street?

Has the Radiation from Fukushima permeated into your souls, having passed through your Minds, some years back?

Somebody please define: Insanity.

Ho hum

Sun, 02/16/2014 - 19:49 | 4443263 Lumberjack
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OBAMA TEES OFF ON ORACLE FOUNDER'S PRIVATE GOLF COURSE

http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2014/02/16/Obama-tees-off-on-Ora...

 

RANCHO MIRAGE, Calif. (AP) — President Barack Obama is teeing off on a private California golf course owned by supporter Larry Ellison, the billionaire co-founder of the Oracle software company.

Ellison ranks third on Forbes' annual list of the 400 richest Americans, with an estimated $41 billion fortune.

His 249-acre desert property in Rancho Mirage came with a 19-hole private golf course. The extra hole is available for playoffs.

The White House says Obama's foursome includes childhood friends Bobby Titcomb, Greg Orme and Michael Ramos.

Obama was spending the weekend in California after meeting Friday at a resort with Jordan's king. His wife and daughters are skiing in Colorado.

The president was returning to the White House on Monday. On Tuesday, he planned to discuss the economy in the Washington area.

 

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Now how much water does that golf course use.

Sun, 02/16/2014 - 21:12 | 4443492 williambanzai7
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The related question is how many golf courses does the Obozo use?

Sun, 02/16/2014 - 16:47 | 4442745 williambanzai7
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Can any ZH fringe low brows stationed in Colorado or Washington please report back to the rest of us and let us know what happens when you view the Banzai7 Flickr stream stoned...

Sun, 02/16/2014 - 22:42 | 4443814 Lumberjack
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I can appreciate your Colorado comment and you can see who is there skiing in my last comment ;) . How much have we shelled out for all those vacations?

Sun, 02/16/2014 - 17:26 | 4442838 Tebow
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Tebow here from Fort Collins, Colorado! Banzai7 Seems to make more sense when one consumes cannibis.

Sun, 02/16/2014 - 16:46 | 4442741 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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But there are nice golf courses in Cali.

Really.

Sun, 02/16/2014 - 16:37 | 4442714 joego1
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They should rename the plane from "Air Force 1" to "Hypocrisy Zero"

Sun, 02/16/2014 - 16:29 | 4442695 Yen Cross
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  Good Lord that was funny Billy! You're on a roll this weekend. That forbidden fruit parody with CNBSs' finest was also a 10+.

Sun, 02/16/2014 - 16:03 | 4442634 logicalman
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They only fly around in their personal aircraft to show how powerful they are.

Skype would likely do the job of allowing politicians to communicate (given they are all bugged by NSA anyway), but that would spoil all their fun.

Oh, I think I'll just hop into my personal airliner to go to a conference on CO2 emissions! Fucking Brilliant!!!

 

Sun, 02/16/2014 - 15:12 | 4442527 nmewn
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(Everyone please stand at attention, thank you.)

Lets all now join hands, while basking in the glory of his imperial majesty's glow and sing the latest, CO2 laden, income inequality, global warming rendition of Hail to the Thief, in praise of him.

I'll start...da da todah dah...todah todah todah dah...lol.

Sun, 02/16/2014 - 15:42 | 4442586 kaiserhoff
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Nice, but I think he would prefer Handel's Messiah.

I now think of him as SOSUS,  Sack of Shit of the US.  Amazing isn't it?  Nixon went down over a fifth rate robbery.  Clinton was ruined over a blow job.  What other American politician could survive with a tenth of Barry's baggage?

Sun, 02/16/2014 - 15:11 | 4442521 toadold
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And the there is the expense of supporting the Moronette everytime she travels seperately and the cost of feeding her wide behind when it is out of DC.  

Sun, 02/16/2014 - 15:06 | 4442505 dogfish
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Dont forget the seperate flight for the first pets.

Sun, 02/16/2014 - 18:15 | 4442981 BeagleOne
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A bit jealous...

Sun, 02/16/2014 - 15:04 | 4442497 williambanzai7
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Yes I know the 747 is for the First Moron and the Giant Moron usually flies on a 757. Either way there is an awful lot of flying going on.

Sun, 02/16/2014 - 21:10 | 4443487 TheGoldMyth
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williambanzai7, i would like to see the 747's in the background that have been decommissioned in terms of CO2 production capacity due to austerity, economic collapse and so on. Maybe showing the main airport in Detroit with heaps of empty jets parked in long lines behind whatever the privately owned president happens to be at the time, currently Obama in your visual art shown here.

But it is true the greatest CO2 emitters are the ones who want to can everyone else's, as your current work suggest. I would add the military industrial complex as a 'Moron Emitter' as well.

Sun, 02/16/2014 - 16:23 | 4442685 ConfederateH
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Right after taking office, the Obama administration caused a stir by flying airforce one low over manhatten.  I think that if we can find out who was in airforce one on that flight then we will know who owns obama.  Or better said:  who is obama's master?

 

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2009/apr/28/air-force-one-new-york

Sun, 02/16/2014 - 19:12 | 4443155 machineh
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Who's his daddy?

Sun, 02/16/2014 - 19:39 | 4443234 Long-John-Silver
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Whoever his Daddy is will dump him like his real Daddy did when he was a child come 20 JAN 2017 (or sooner if the idiots in the House and Senate quit letting him take their power).

Sun, 02/16/2014 - 14:57 | 4442486 Bárðarbunga
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I say we put a fishbowl on this moron's head to capture the greenhouse gases escaping from his lying fucking lips.

How many houses will that power for 60 years?

Sun, 02/16/2014 - 19:34 | 4442978 TheGoldMyth
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Bárðarbunga seriously, & guys/gals (ZH's respectively.).

Have not one of you here at a supposedly economic forum tried to figure out how much CO2 a house that has been repossesed emits?

Or how much CO2 DETROIT emits now that it has been financially/economically modified? (DETROIT now has virtually Zero emissions (of any kind). Comparatively.)

And yes, we still have the "weather modification" 'GoREnt a crowd' of every climate modification offspring type here generally, and that somehow haven't picked this up somewhat.  hmmm... i fail to expatiate on this enough regularly.

AS RESIDENT ZEROHEDGE (the only one ) 'ECONOMIC CLIMATE CHANGE SCIENTIST' HERE.....IT IS MY RESPONSIBILITY/JOB/HOBBY/PASSTIME TO TELL (draw attention to. jump up and down somewhat. Indicate.) YOU THAT THE WEATHER HAS BEEN anthropoBankECONOMICALLY MODIFIED sO THAT CO2 EMISSIONS ARE BEING COLLAPSED GLOBALLY, ON A MASSIVE SCALE USING AUSTERITY AND THE OTHER CO2 EMISSION SMASHING MEANS.

If it were not for the the CO2 emissions by the military industrial complex (Funded by the incredibly high debt ceilings offered by private banks), the globe would be an ice planet completely by now, particularly in view of the massive CO2 depletions caused by declining economies world wide, so at least this type of economy is still finding plenty of means at its disposal to create further CO2 emissions to maintain at least a tolerable greenhouse condition.

WHAT WE HAVE HERE, IS ....NOT a lack of comoonication, or a failure to comoonicate.....WHAT WE HAVE HERE......is CO2 emissions crashing world wide and a mini ICE-AGE AT OUR DOORSTEP!!

 :-(

Sun, 02/16/2014 - 15:07 | 4442508 williambanzai7
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Barely enough to power the heavy duty exhaust fans ventilating the Oval Office.

Sun, 02/16/2014 - 14:56 | 4442482 Lumberjack
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Balls to the wall WB and thanks! That was fast!

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