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Gross: "I have a 41-year track record of investing excellence... What do you have?"
El-Erian: "I'm tired of cleaning up your shit."
Mohamed and Bill are in drag
The market they're starting to lag
Their bonds were sure hot
But then they got caught
Now both are left holding the bag
The Limerick King
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Bill "don't look me in the eyes, don't talk to me" Gross
Ha ha mother fucker thinks he is Blondie from the G B and Ugly....well, he does have the ugly going for him.
The "new normal" dagger like the old normal dagger. Visualize the multi-polar whirled peas.
the equation has become this, bonds = debt / debt = fiat currency / fiat currency = bonds. since the fed got into the bond counterfeiting business there's no market for these things. the game is rock paper scissors, for all low brow students of game theory. (or wash rinse repeat) Gross was been advocating do what the Fed does, but he can't unload his losses onto UST, he can't grow an underperforming bloated balance sheet indefinitely without reality creeping into it his perfect world. Gross may have problems but its the Fed that causes them, and we've seen the Time Mag headlines, are equities dead? the stock market will be around long after bonds have gone to dust. bonds are about time and this is an instant world we live in. stocks can go to the moon when we no longer discount future risk. Gross got into a obsolete field of expertise, or maybe its being mismanaged at a higher level, time will tell
you've Grossed me out again William, but thanks you artistic genius!
If Bill Gross didn't shave off his awesome porn mustache a few years back, he'd be winning this fight.
http://dealbreaker.com/2012/03/bill-grosss-mustache-may-be-dead-but-it-l...
@ agent P
True that.
Thay it with a lithp;)
Why do they fight like girls?
When the CNBC titans start calling each other names behind the scenes it means two things:
Good job guys, perfect vehicle.
Is Marilyn Mandy Drury?
That's Amanda "Aussie Fun Bags" Drury....
it means Maria is no longer there to manage the guests
Is there a way to not have the first few pictures hide under the Right Hand Side of the ZH information? I can and do click on the picture to go outside of ZH and view it as a picture, but I can only see one half of the picture in ZH. The rest is hidden un ZH content RanSquack stuff. I have Firefox
Every. Fucking. Time.
Perhaps a "sticky" banner that sez: BUY WIDESCREEN MONITORS YA CHEAP C**TS!!!
Well, maybe "Best viewed in 16:9 resolution" would be a bit more polite.
Will this do?
http://accessories.us.dell.com/sna/productdetail.aspx?c=us&l=en&s=bsd&cs...
"Is there a way to not have the first few pictures hide under the Right Hand Side of the ZH information?"
Same thing happens to me and I'm running Safari on a Mac laptop.
Very aggravating!
I have this same problem on my Laptop and on my iPad.
Assuming you're viewing it in full screen mode, you'll have to indulge in some consumerism and buy a wider monitor to see the whole picture. I have the same problem when viewing ZH on an old laptop, and can duplicate it on my 1920x1200 monitor by narrowing the browser window.
The layout of the web page apparently assigns fixed widths (in pixels) to the left and right sidebars. The central section, the one with the pictures, gets whatever is left. Narrow pictures may fit where wider ones do not.
Try zooming back the view on your browser, or go to fulll screen mode or click the printer friendly button above.
and theres a new set of ads at the bottom between the story and the comments. with flickr's slow download speeds its no longer easy to move around this site. again its not NSA, (though maybe they have their fingers in it) its commercialism. what happens to those of us with older (refurbished ) machines and average bandwidth is we have to upgrade. at the point of inception cable TV was called PAY TV, as opposed to free TV. the selling point was that for a small amount of money you would get content only. we all know how that worked out. i call this the age of the workaround, my neighbor watches TV on rabbit ears. (apparently they still broadcast some content in analog) and you can still get trash pickup (greens and recycles) even if you dont pay your bill. well maybe someday we will be looking at ZH on a dos computer, although it might be tough to get the images.
I can't do anything about the ads. And it is really none of my business. As for the Flickr iFrames, I have been looking at his now for my own planning. You are really running behind the 8 ball if you do not go with a display architecture that will run on all manner of devices. I know this means more bandwith. But I can't do anything to stop the "march of progress."
The vast majority of viewers are now doing so on mobile devices.
Flickr are obviously throwing lots of money at designing their platform to keep up.
I am working on my own solution.
and portable devices have MORE bandwidth than my cable connection. in a more perfect world it would your images in the space where the ads are currently, for someone reading MSM copy about the fed, there would be Wmb7's images as counterpoint, and commentary. banksy is a legitimate graffiti artist? online technology doesn't allow you to co-opt space. anymore than i can run my own radio transmitter without breaking a bunch of federal laws. you could buy adspace whats that cost i wonder? but then you have to have a business model and some way of making a profit, and only corporations need apply. right now my local credit union has both banners, so they know who i am. and i am running all sorts of privacy software.
great story...exactly how the industry works..."with the hit piece to go along with it." I don't think Bill Gross is the one with the problem here...although it is interesting that Felix Salomon went after him.
I mean resign? most of these clowns are raging psychopaths not merely "big ego's" who happen to manage hundreds of billions.
the investors will decide what to do with their money...not Felix "the kitty cat."
heheheheheheheheh
Wonder what's in Bill's bag? Something for Mohammed to clean up? US TBonds I bet.
Leftovers from the commemorative LAPD bbq. A few pints of fresh blood & some fetus jerky to gnaw on.
It would be a used dildo coated with purse dust and dried exudate recently used to bork the american tax payer in a twisted group grope.
Nice.
Edit: OMFG First?
even a blind hog gets an acorn once in a while ;-)
As I've always told my office associates, even if you're paid millions a year to clean toilets, you're eventually gonna get tired of cleaning up someone else's shit.
Glad to see El-Erian finally proved me right.
(Note: working in the software industry generally results in being forced to clean up someone else's shit while doing maintenance.)
You have my unsolicited sympathy.
Actually, I was raping them dry. Its amazing the money one can make as a hired mental prostitute cleaning up other peoples shit. But, as El-Erian said, you do sometimes get tired of it.
Of course at the same time I've never seen so many ignorant a-holes that get hired and manage to keep their jobs no matter how god awful they are. Of course being a female or a minority has its perks much less being a combonation of both. And, don't get me started when it comes to .gov or MIC developers.
Anyway, as long as the universities keep graduating worthless turds I'll be making plenty of worthless fiat. The only decision to make was how big a back loader you needed to scoop up the cash.
I've had a colorful career in academia, accounting firms, and small business.
Can't remember a job where cleaning up other people's shit wasn't prominently featured. Glad it's not just me;)
for my mostly blue collar (one color colorful career) i noticed that the person who creates the shit (unless it is the boss) doesn't last long. i think the saying goes, does he fix problems or does he create problems?