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Abe is facing deflation
And leaking extreme radiation
He's playing pretend
These troubles will end
His comfort is killing his nation
The Limerick King.
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William.
This is one of your best
This would have never happened with Thorium nuclear power plants...
+1000
girls with super nuclear tits please
erotic in USSR ( very polite pics )
http://vasi.net/community/kartinki/2011/01/05/seksualnye_plakaty_sssr.html
Heard on NHK the other night that they are going to allow residents to move back into areas and homes near Fukushima that have been quarantined for over 3 years. Problem solved? No, but they want to get back to their neighborhoods and "get on with life".
What a tradgedy.
They need to clean up for the Olympics
omg
The crime-fighting duo of Radioactive Man and Fallout Boy from The Simpsons would be a perfect compliment.
She loves you too much, GI.
BILLY!!!
YOU Post hot pics of Ninja Chics RIGHT NOW Mister!!!
We don't appreciate the baitn' switch.
not one bit.
;
WB7,
An idea...the seed of an idea...regarding the New MExico radiological event and indefinite closure to humans of the Waste Isolation Pilot Plant for belching a 'puff' of Plutonium:
WIPP IT GOOD
Considering that Devo's guitarist just passed away, and the front man (Mothersbaugh) actually wrote that Lego Movie song Everything is Awesome......maybe some fevered connextions suggest themselves......
this is one of your funniest-for funny's sake in a while...i get it...sometimes you get so wrapped up in 'message' that you lose a sense of proportion; not that any of your recent work has suffered (not at all)...just seems to me you're after something, you have a sense of it, and you're close to developing it.
as for janus, he's about to get out of this freezing house and do something he hasn't done since, i guess, 'lincoln'; spielberg's last production since that live action show in boston (no comment). anyway, it's always important that we break out of our rutt...do something different...and since it takes a lot for me to actually attend a theater (where they've made it abundantly clear that smokers like janus are much less than welcome...i mean, please, how'm i supposed to sit through two hours wortha of cinema without cigarettes?)
all that being said, i've decided to go see 'american hustle'...heard great things about it; and, since it's starring jennifer russell, mrs. janus has refused to attend (she has this crazy idea that young jennifer wants my genetics growing in her belly...but, to be fair, i went along way in putting that idea in mrs. janus' head. now, jennifer, if we could just have a few moments eye-to-eye...things would make so much sense to you; that's right...that's right, jennifer...just let go...gaze deeply into my left eye...)
jennifer sent ole janus this song a while back...kinda provocative:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEZT-ciznNE
but before i hop into ole lucifer (my 96 roadmaster), head north, and see what's cookin on the silver screen, i want to say a few things; and the first thing is something very dear to my heart -- it means more than i can possibly say; but i'll do my dead-level best to in the most poignant way relate my heart-felt feelings on the matter...
sex: america, you really, really suck in the sheets...and not even in the way that would count for something there within. i've read some shudder-making statistics of late; and here on the Hedge we are inundated with charts and graphs that would stupefy an honest and uninformed man...and i've read ghastly stories of bath-salt baby hackings; NSA station chief's bashing their babies skulls to mush; women applying for elite infantry units -- happenings that signal the utter erosion of whatever's awesome in america...but nothing, and i mean nothing, could prepare me for something that the other day blunt-force-flabbergasted me into catatonic befuddlement.
are you bitchez telling me that you only 'average' about 3 minutes per throw? are you fucking kidding? which means, many of you are in the sub half-a-minute sigma, draggin my regionally renown longevity down to THREE FUCKING MINUTES! for shame, amorica...to your everlasting shame!
i know exactly what's in back of this...you worthless slime balls have addicted yourselves so thoroughly to some erotically charged fetish, though endless hours spent google-eyed and mezmerized before your 19" screens, that you cannot come to climax without conjuring this ready-made fantasy that 'does it every time'...and so you've effectively transformed the beauty of fucking into a seedy bout of masturbation; and you use your partner as an outlet. get a sock, you fucking beasts.
no wonder so many of you so eagerly accept the yolk. you're no better than animals. fucking is an art; and the thought of all you pervs soiling so many lovely canvases, well, makes ole janus wanna snatch them all away from you...give them something to remember...at least once (many more times if they know how to dance). garsh, all the lovely co-eds i see on a daily basis (none of whom i've even touched...janus swears); and i have to sit there, knowing their potential...and somehow remain the good guy. what's a poor boy to do?
i want each and every one of you to set a goal. no more porn till you can keep it goin in the sack for a minimum of 15 minutes. do it for America!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Rhg1PWRZ3c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pe1UOr___pg
okay, so, there is a second segment to this whole entertainment/sex theme; and i'm now whittlin it down to a sharp point. this happens to be true...believe what you will; but it's a fact (this is not some zany-janus vignette)...and though i've had many an experience around this area that would be of specific interest to many of you (and they're all, in their own special way, hilarious); i am not out to in any way harm specific individuals, and i believe there are certain things that just should be kept private.
all that being said, there are little happenings in my direct sphere that, for one reason or the other, could bear sharing. if i determine that no parties could in anyway be harmed by their revelation; i go ahead and tell them...this is one such episode...and it's fairly recent...
okay, so, you guys heard of that comedian, louis CK? me too. i've been a fan for a while. funny guy. big future. will probably have his own show. janus could use a friend like that. seems Destiny has opened yet another door unto janus...it's a made for TV plot and it involves blackmail; honey traps; deep cover operations; set ups; betrayals; double-betrayals; and, wouldn't you know it, triple crosses! i aim to overdo this in every possible way. nothing in this affair will be under-leveraged; every angle will be cornered; and janus will undoubtedly find himself wallowing in all he justly deserves.
here's the hand i've been dealt: louis CK's father has a crush on mrs. janus. it's serious, guys. the man is far-past smitten. thundersturck, it seems. i won't go into the details; but i expect a call from the enquirer any moment now...and i'm ready to sell all the sordid details to the highest bidder. i know how to spice them up just right...headline ready!
here's my offer, louis CK: make janus your headliner for this year's tour; give me producer credits for everything you ever do, forevermore and in perpetuity; make me executor of your estate; give me power of attorney; put me as joint holder on all your accounts; co-sign for anything i want; delete my junk mail; make up cool play-lists for me to sample; and, last but certainly not least, shovel my driveway.
mr. CK, i wouldn't attempt any bargaining strategies; my counter-offers have been described as 'draconian'...but only by those with a flair for the over-wrought and those lacking any recognizable sense of humor...let's just be gentlemen about this, okay?
anyway, as i get ready to dress and see what's best of this year's hollywood...i'll go ahead and say that some of the above is true and the rest is not. louis CK's father is a gentleman...i think it's cute, and it doesn't bother me one bit that he finds my wife enchantingly beautiful...it's hard to deny that she isn't -- no matter how intolerably ornery she may at some times be.
but i will admit, i put a lot of subtle pressure on a woman to be all that she can be; it's got to be one of the most beneficial experiences a woman can have...being married to janus. i look at it like a liberation boot-camp; they always come out better on the other end...and they, above all, must find some way to stay beautiful; this isn't 'all' about them, after all.
beauty, accept no substitutes.
closing thoughts...since nothing productive can at this point be done; and since janus hasn't imbibed in a morally acceptable spell, and since i have to stop for tobacco anyway...let's just say there's a decent chance i'll have some mischief up my sleeve in a few hours.
maybe i'll review 'american hustle' in my own particular way.
might just pass out listenin to music.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wd1-HM234DE
to carry the heavy load...,
janus
'no wonder so many of you so eagerly accept the yolk'
The sun's not yellow ... it's CHICKEN!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LxHjP9IjT4
Frank Zappa, 'Harry You're A Beast', 1967
janus & zappa are like peas in a pod...cut from the same cloth, as it were.
http://www.davesweb.cnchost.com/nwsltr93.html
it's hard to explain...
maybe this'll help:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJKRA1ZIeiM
or maybe this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lv7pCotRIo
and Lord help you if this doesn't:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMIieHMcOH4
just ignore me i'm drunk...that movie stirred my mind to swim.
and on the street/
the summer sun it shines/
but i just can't seem to/
drink her off my mind,
janus
"What's the ugliest part of your body?
What's the ugliest part of your body?
Some say your nose,
some say your toes,
but I think it's your mind..."
Birth Control - Gamma Ray (live)
part 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-n8ssuh3i8
part 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RZObPKDh48
And not live, but with lyrics: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEr1yioVWtk :)
Beck - Gamma Ray
If I could hold
Hold out for now
With these icecaps melting down
With the transistor sound
And my Chevrolet terraplane
Going around around around
Come on little gamma ray
Standing in a hurricane
Your brains are bored like a refugee from a house that's burning
And the heat wave's calling your name
She's got a cactus crown
With a dot dot dot on her brow
And she speaks inside a cloud
With her countenance turning around
It hit me like a gamma ray
Standing in a hurricane
I'm pulling out thorns
Smokestack lightning out my window
I want to know what I've lost today
Come on little gamma ray
Standing in a hurricane
Your body's bored
Like a refugee from a house that's burning
And the backwater's calling your name
http://tinyurl.com/qahcp4e
I speak of pseudo-science's "assumptions" which, as always, are wrong, and where this wrong could destroy the US(tazi)A.
Now, 'open -air criticality' could suddenly and without notice by memo, signed by Obama's Auto Pen, explosively unite all them leaking Nuclear Power Stations (and other things military) to Yosemite's caldara AND Fukushima Radiation (creeping slowly to the West Coast and which everybody is trying to ignore, a reaction which would suddently make their "Big Bang" 's and "Black Holes" ring true, albeit for the first time.
Presenting Japan's payback for Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
From Jesse's Cafe
"What is most shocking I think is the utter lack of self-awareness of the ruling class, and the disconnection and disregard which they have for the greater reality of the people of their country and the world.
But, to paraphrase Keats, what will create the most intense surprise is when their souls look out through renovated eyes. Unfortunately their muse is not of the intellect and the light, but the hubris of Phaeton giving itself over to the dark, disordered madness of Dionysus."
Says it all, really.
Ho hum
WB7 always has the best or most exciting trannies!
When you think about it, there really are a limited number of ways to poke fun at people. Make them look like animals, cartoonize their features and depict them as the opposite sex. Might as well do a good job of it ;-)
WB7 Dude thanks for the shot at radiation! ENENEWS appreciates it.
I'm not a math expert but...
limited number of ways x number of people to be made fun of means we still have a long way to go.
Something like 2^28574638
We won't hit a brick wall for some time to come.
When it comes to Obama enabling the NSA, only a literal shit-eatin' grin will do.
Our first coprophagiac president ...
Abe-shima!
Abe needs more make up....a whole lot more make up....some nice smooth clay base from Northern Japan would be the ticket to cover up and fill in all the cracks, creases, and apertures.
Oh, my.
This could have used a blow chow keyboard protective warning.
At least her (his?) rings are all expanded.
i think u meant 'labiation'
They say half the battle is knowing
But Tepco's deceit is showing
Sushi and rice
Is terribly nice
But now Abe's testicles are glowing
deflation and radiation, both lose value over time
lol...wb7 closer...
i picture shinzo chan kneeling, a crown of light exhalting his upturned beatific smile his face covered by jim jones original glasses and crossed with the shadow of the rolling wave of death and despair behind him(giant sea od bodiess he dips out glowing water to a thirsty baby with mothers offering theirs to the slaughter next.. strong left right image flow too...living to dead with the "sideways hourglass" favoring the right..(as the wave of dead and dying extending past horizion...with diaichi plant in background symbolized with mutated cherry blossoms with teeth...
i admit this issue make me crazy.....you read this so you saw it and now you cant unsee it...lol...
dude you are a sick author, I like that in an anti nuke activist.
Damn, now I can't unsee it either. Would make a great poster. . Aagh! I just saw it in blacklight! LOL
the ladiation of abe
That's layciss!