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Yellen's a spider from space
Our fiat she wants to debase
With laser-beam eyes
Our dollar she fries
And soon she will pick up the pace
The Limerick King
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Awesome.
Someone spray that ugly bitch in the face with Raid!
i just figured out who she looks like, roy orbison.
Don't insult Roy.
up-dat!
roy is WAY prettier than yellen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zTNZ_5an44
and he can sing like an angel, too.
janus
Not trying to be a stalker or anything but I think I figured out who you are.
Keep up the good work, bro.
Janet's a monstrous spider
She has green ink coursing inside her
One touch of her fang
It's Sturm und Drang
The fiat supercollider
"risk on"
The only risk in this market is if you are short it.
omg green is her color. it really is!
HELP meeeeeeee! Heellppp meeeeeeee!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzTGSKNjrp4
"Shelob" of Washington D.C.
She doesn't really suck the guts out of the middle class, her venom and silk are therapeutic.
Now just relax and go to your happy place for a little while.
Very good and appropriate in this case, wall street.
Oh, and sorry to hear about your 8 ball.
Cheers AH - Check out the song "Baby ate my 8 ball" by the Super Furry Animals.
Alice Cooper - The Black Widow
Leaving lepidoptera...Please, don't touch the display,
Little boy, aha cute! Moving to the next aisle we have
Arachnida, the spiders, our...finest collection.
This friendly little devil is the heptothilidi,
Unfortunately harmless. Next to him, the nasty licosa
Raptoria, his tiny fangs cause creeping ulcerations of
The skin (laugh). And here, my prize, the Black
Widow. Isn't she lovely?...And so deadly. Her kiss is
Fifteen times as poisonous as that of the rattlesnake.
You see her venom is highly neurotoxic, which is to say
That it attacks the central nervous system causing
Intense pain, profuse sweating, difficulty in
Breathing, loss of consciousness, violent convulsions
And, finally...Death. You know what I think I love the
Most about her is her inborn need to dominate,
Possess. In fact, immediately after the consummation
Of her marriage to the smaller and weaker male of the
Species she kills and eats him...(laugh) oh, she is
Delicious...And I hope he was! Such power and dignity
...unhampered by sentiment. If I may put forward a
Slice of personal philosophy, I feel that man has ruled
This world as a stumbling dimented child-king long
Enough! And as his empire crumbles, my precious Black
Widow shall rise as his most fitting successor!
These words he speaks are true
We're all humanary stew if
We don't pledge allegiance to
The Black Widow
The horror that he brings
The horror of his sting
The unholiest of kings
The Black Widow
Our minds will be his toy
And every girl and boy will learn to be employed by
The Black Widow
Love me
Yes we love me
Love him
Yes we love him
Love me
Yes we love him
He sits upon his throne and picks at all the bones of his
Husbands and his
Wives he's devoured
He stares with a gleam
With a laugh so obscene at the virgins and the children
He's deflowered
Love me
Yes we love me
Love him
Yes we love him
Love me
Yes we love him
Love me
Yes we love him
Our thoughts are hot and crazed
Our brains are webbed in haze
Of mindless senseless daze
The Black Widow
These words he speaks are true
We're all humanary stew
If we don't pledge allegiance to
The Black Widow
What a great stage show and performance Alice put on for Welcome to My Nightmare. Saw him 3 times in th '70's but Welcome to My Nightmare was his best IMHO. Johnson City, TN Civic Center
A day of Reckoning looms large on the horizon...no matter how big you are! or think you are!!
DaddyO
Ok so how much would it take for any of you to have a poke at it? She has unlimited cash to pay for the deed......
Even "Little Miss Muffet" would have beaten the fuck outa that spider!