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Tue, 03/04/2014 - 16:54 | 4508849 willwork4food
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Da Bears! (in '15)

Tue, 03/04/2014 - 15:37 | 4508414 Bear
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WB ... You've gone too far ... smearing my good name

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 22:59 | 4504953 brown_hornet
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Marc Trestman vs. Vlad Putin...Bear on Bear

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 21:15 | 4504499 pupdog1
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Who was that grizzly guy, Timothy Treadwell?

"Hey there Mr. lemon berry ginger snap bear!"

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 20:16 | 4504323 Manipuflation
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Have some green everyone.;-)

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 19:24 | 4504116 Lumberjack
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I love the Bear Attack artistry, and boy didn't that bring back memories...

 

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/374462/polar/

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 18:15 | 4503733 rosiescenario
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WB...great stuff as always.....and there is just a never ending supply of idiocy for you to ridicule....it must be difficult when you must decide each day what is worthy of a lampooning.....so many to choose from....

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 18:48 | 4503938 williambanzai7
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One practical consideration for me has always been the possibility of running out of images to play around with. But lately I have been thinking that I eclipsed that limit with my catalog of 12000 which can be redeployed or adapted at will.

Many of these pictures remain funny every time you look at them. Like Chauncey the Bear who my Mom got a big kick out of three years ago.

Having the back up frees up more time for producing quality new content.

Tue, 03/04/2014 - 10:08 | 4506304 MeMongo
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Nice work! The first thing I thought of doing would be a Yogi and Boo Boo piece. You're much more creative than I, but maybe Yogi as Yellen and Boo Boo as Chuckie Schumer...telling Yogi to "get to work"..;)

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 18:10 | 4503715 pupdog1
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That little monkey sure looks a lot like Kerry.

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 18:24 | 4503791 williambanzai7
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How dare you insult that monkey.

Tue, 03/04/2014 - 06:55 | 4505837 GetZeeGold
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Seriously.....lay off the monkey!

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 17:29 | 4503522 dexter_morgan
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Herman Heinzster!

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 16:56 | 4503341 cougar_w
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You cannot go wrong with bears. Bear is like the magic ingredient or something.

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 18:08 | 4503704 williambanzai7
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Mon, 03/03/2014 - 18:24 | 4503789 cougar_w
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Oh now that is just snarky as hell.

Hey I just realized something. That Saudi Arabia has no similar animal avatar. Camel just does not do it. Wait, there is that whole camel toe thing so they have that going for them. Russian bear vs Saudi camel toe.

No. That's just wrong on so many levels, so I'll stop now.

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 17:17 | 4503476 kaiserhoff
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Magical, mystical, but it's better with some A-1 sauce.

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 16:49 | 4503310 DaddyO
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Mr. Yellen better lay off the FRN 'roids, his bitch-titties are too well developed...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gynecomastia

DaddyO

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 15:59 | 4503043 Hulk
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Some of your best Banzai !!!

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 15:54 | 4503005 Portuguese Revo...
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You a genius, Banzai!

Probably what keeps me coming back here is your quality work!

Thank you!

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 14:35 | 4502547 williambanzai7
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Mon, 03/03/2014 - 18:26 | 4503797 hangemhigh77
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That lying fucktard sack of infected shit Kerry looks too good on the fry container. At least knock one of his teeth out.

Tue, 03/04/2014 - 05:42 | 4505770 Bearwagon
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What, me worry?  ;-)

Tue, 03/04/2014 - 06:53 | 4505835 GetZeeGold
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Where we're going.....we don't need security briefings.

 

Pile into the Choom Wagon.....we'll put those Ruskiee bastards in their place. Did anyone bring a lighter?

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 14:30 | 4502515 williambanzai7
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Tue, 03/04/2014 - 14:53 | 4508083 NeoLuddite
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Thank you for frying with us. We hope you had a very nice fright.

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 18:32 | 4503831 hangemhigh77
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Put a condom on that Oboner dichead.  He shouldn't go out in public without one he could infect the whole country with "stupid".  Too late.

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 13:59 | 4502331 williambanzai7
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Mon, 03/03/2014 - 21:12 | 4504487 pupdog1
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Based on that expression, Obammy just crapped his pants.

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 18:29 | 4503807 hangemhigh77
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Oboner is gonna get a lot of people killed, again.  What's the count of murdered between this asshole and Bush?  Meanwhile both of these psychopathic assclowns live in the lap of luxury.  

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 17:03 | 4503394 Cpl Hicks
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Dat's sumpin' outa old-time minstrel show, ain't dat?

Dat darky gonna git is azz rape, fo' sho'.

Tue, 03/04/2014 - 17:54 | 4509198 Liquid Courage
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Hey, Hicks! Sgt. Apone's gonna rip a new one if you don't stow that "darky" shit. Just sayin'.

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 13:31 | 4502210 williambanzai7
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Mon, 03/03/2014 - 15:59 | 4503040 the grateful un...
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this is obama in a bearsuit, and bernanke and yellen driving a tesla. the caption is obama : "that's a nice state of the art high technology automobile i helped subsidize, didn't you want to contribute to my campaign..?" bernanke and yellen: "silly bastard, what do you think we do every day?"

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 13:29 | 4502195 williambanzai7
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Mon, 03/03/2014 - 22:46 | 4504898 teslaberry
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hey banzai its me, i don't have your email. you can email me at zeev@zeev.org it forwards to my personal email. 

i'd be happy to talk about the piece.

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 15:54 | 4503000 the grateful un...
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bernankes okay, he'll just build a raft out of printed money, and sail away

Tue, 03/04/2014 - 00:03 | 4505196 old naughty
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Or, he could offer the bear-fighting Putin a real job by sending him a raft shitload of FRNs, what's printing a couple of trillions more?

That'd help easing the tension in Ukraine, no?

Tue, 03/04/2014 - 05:40 | 4505765 Bearwagon
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Not to disagree, but the Ukraine only needs billions, not trillions. According to what I've heard, they would be fine with just the measly 35 billions the Bernank coughs up every month for worthless shit.

Tue, 03/04/2014 - 14:28 | 4507913 SmittyinLA
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its not what Ukraine needs, its what Ukraine assets Western Bankers need, the Western Banks needs more "real property" to secure their apending & debt agenda a lil while longer, once the Western Bankers run out of private assets to leverage they have to find assets elsewhere. 

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 15:44 | 4502912 WALLST8MY8BALL
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ManBernKrug

Tue, 03/04/2014 - 06:45 | 4505826 GetZeeGold
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