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THe SaD AND STuPiD TaLe OF HuMPTY CHRiSTiE...

Submitted by williambanzai7 on 03/05/2014 11:03 -0400

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Wed, 03/05/2014 - 15:35 | 4512988 janus

i wonder most what book ole jelly-jowels was reading...i put the janus eyeball right up on the screen and still couldn't make it out.

and so i've reduced the whole thing to one of two scenarios -- A. this poor lass is a Jehovah's witness going about her regular door-to-door faith-based harassment...the knob turns and the blog emerges, she quickly discovers he's reading through a copy of the watchtower; she then wilts back in horror, renouncing her faith and taking her life in a pique of stupefied despair. (tragic!) B. a classic case of profile-pic fraud. christie has craftily substituted a photo of janus for his own (the blackguard!), by it lured the frisky lil filly to his hide-out, all the while hoping his copy of Kafka's "starvation artist" would both intellectually impress and -- as regarding his type IV diabetes -- reassure her that he was, by the very act of reading such a work, determined to remedy his morbid obesity forevah! lil filly falls into terminal coma preceded by palpative bouts despondency. (extra tragic!)

i'm happy to have this as a distraction, WB...the whole ukraine thing has me all bound up in knots. it's something i'd rather not think about, but the magnitude of the situation demands that i do just that. i must at the same time admit that i was late last night impressed by the candor and clear-sightedness of sec. robert gates...and i was shocked shitless to hear what sakasvili (former president of georgia) had to say (last night's charlie rose).

please, y'all, spare me the bios of gates and sakasvili (and, for that matter, charlie rose)...i'm well-aware of their bona fides, biases and backgrounds; and that is precisely what made their comments so very poignant. if you were able to read between the lines, and then factor in with that between-the-lines-reading the changing tone and posture of real power, you'll see that something potentially beneficial is emergent on behalf of those who pull the wires.

i'm not in any way suggesting they've gone soft or good or benevolent...but maybe, just maybe, there is a recalibration of methods and, God-willing, a reconsideration of objectives. maybe, just maybe, they're getting it through their evah-so thick heads that America (and the 'west' for that matter) is not populated by serfs or peasants...or, at the very least, there are within the serf-minded western hordes numbers of free-thinking and DETERMINED citizens sufficient to spoil their every nefarious ambition. i hope they're starting to understand this; cause it's fucking true...and the war will not go well for either (or any) side.

it is for these and several reasons other that i support the rise of christie and/or jeb bush...i very much hope that one of them teams with hillary for the 2016 ticket. these imbeciles have it in their head that a 'unified' ticket will assuage the cynicism of a weary populous -- voters anxious for some action! a team that can transcend all this pesky, partisan bickering! i agree, this would be the end...it would at long-last end the tinselated charade that is our republocrat war & banking syndicate. i, for one, hope they're stupid enough to waltz into such a trap; and i, for one, feel confident in openly taunting them so regarding -- cause there's a snare ready in any direction they may step (mmmmmwahahahahah!)

the people are starting to 'get it', tptb; and the gettin is good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1b26BD5KjH0

lost in a roman wilderness of pain/

and all the children are insane,

janus

Wed, 03/05/2014 - 14:41 | 4512748 lasvegaspersona

The photographer should have waited a few minutes for the panty lines to go away. For art work it is a mistake, for porn it is underdone.....you'd need an arrow below the flower.

Wed, 03/05/2014 - 13:24 | 4512344 PeeramidIdeologies

Lol perhaps a hard learnt lesson is just what the doctor ordered. It usually works for me

Wed, 03/05/2014 - 13:19 | 4512313 Straw Dog

Nice photo. Spike should should have his models refrain from wearing underwear for several hours before the shoot thus avoiding panty line marks around the hips.

Wed, 03/05/2014 - 13:58 | 4512529 williambanzai7

Or he should have me on site to retouch...

Wed, 03/05/2014 - 13:28 | 4512368 PeeramidIdeologies

An alluring detail indeed...

Wed, 03/05/2014 - 13:19 | 4512310 therearetoomany...

No one is really serious about this 'man', are they?

Wed, 03/05/2014 - 13:44 | 4512450 Ckierst1

Only the NJ Repuglican org.

Wed, 03/05/2014 - 13:58 | 4512510 skwid vacuous

and Rachel Maddow... by the way her special tomorrow night could be interesting re: the Pentagram and Iraq debacle, or it could just be more MSM disinfo

Wed, 03/05/2014 - 13:37 | 4512409 ParkAveFlasher

In watching this closely, Christie either knows himself to be a supporting actor in the "Look at us lean libertarian" cast of Republican FoxClowns, or he is guilty of pipe dreaming to the nth degree by relying on the Democratic Federal Aid Dispensers to not throw him under the bus, regardless of whether or not it was stuck in traffic on Route 4.

Wed, 03/05/2014 - 12:40 | 4512117 pndr4495

I am a NJ resident and the whole thing is petty bullshit. It does nothing but exacerbate the problems our state is facing. It's a distraction. One wonders about how people in power cannot see that the more important pedal in the car is the brake , not the accelerator.

Wed, 03/05/2014 - 12:42 | 4512124 williambanzai7

I forgot he is a Governor, I thought he was busy campaigning for pretzel head...

Wed, 03/05/2014 - 13:00 | 4512231 pndr4495

..... pretty funny - any of these people concerned with their constituents ? I would say NO .

Wed, 03/05/2014 - 13:13 | 4512283 williambanzai7

Constituents is a euphemism for "marks."

Wed, 03/05/2014 - 12:27 | 4512059 williambanzai7

Good news! Banzai7 operative Spike has decided he wants to specialise in tastefully photographing tattoo'd Asian women…

We won't hold the "tastefully" part against him will we!

Wed, 03/05/2014 - 13:25 | 4512353 whatthecurtains

Er....look at the face. Is that a dude? Maybe my standards are just too high.

Wed, 03/05/2014 - 14:02 | 4512544 williambanzai7

I have a nose fo Katooeys and in this image the hands say this is indeed a woman we are viewing.

The hands are always the first dead give away. I am not aware of any procedure to demasculinize the hands.

The reason I like this picture is because there is nothing contrived about it.

Wed, 03/05/2014 - 17:12 | 4513508 Manipuflation

That is a pretty cool tattoo as far as tatoos go. Nice photo too. I prefer untasteful photos of women though because I want to know the truth about what I am dealing with down there. Then again, I am Married With Children so I already know all too well.;-)

Wed, 03/05/2014 - 21:14 | 4514658 williambanzai7

I am not going to say I don't like airbrushed photos. But after I noticed the underwear lines this photo became more interesting by my way of thinking. Not to mention that it was done for weekend fun by someone I know;-)

Wed, 03/05/2014 - 21:36 | 4514769 ShakaZulu