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HaPPY ST PuTTNiK DaY...
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ANd a HaPPy SaInt pAttY's DaY to you Bonz. My favorite all time Irish drinking song--
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Jwb27HSlAE
Now bugger off!
To all that this may apply here's Jimi: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i839zXq892k
Insipred by the Freedom headline at HuffPo which leads an article about Putin, Crimea.
Far be it for me to decide if what is happening in Crimea is freedom or not, but we here in the USA could stand some if anything - and it's never a bad idea to hear a bit of Jimi.
Modern Times
moron
Always good to hear from Yardfarter
Will, Have you done one with Zero poking the bear through the back of the cage bars with the front of the cage wide open? The thought of it occured to me while I was walking my dogs today and immediately though of you.
Somewhere I have a picture of a bear grabbing someone through an open cage door...
"Teacher: Ok Little Johnny, what is it?"
...so little Johnny say Please Log In???
That's not funny!
Congress mulls...while on vacation....
Teacher: Now class, what do you think they will do?
Little Johnny (waving his hands furiously): I KNOW! I KNOW! PICK ME! PICK ME!
Teacher: Ok Little Johnny, what is it?
Little Johnny: http://schott.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/02/02/bush-legs
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Happy St. Puttnic Day!
http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/03/14/us-ireland-usa-obama-idUSBREA2...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Xkw8ip43Vk
An all time classic from Clare Daly. Does she ever let ride. Happy St Patty's Day!
http://www.boatingaccidentnews.com/clare-daly/
I'll give ya puttnik
https://twitter.com/WillMcHoebag/status/445128657955459072/photo/1
BREAKING: According to CNN's top experts, the #MH370 has to be somewhere...
https://twitter.com/TheBlogPirate/status/445319258000883712/photo/1
Saudi Prince Alwaleed Bin Talal has a private jet thats total cost was...
https://twitter.com/WhatTheFFacts/status/445225180327972864/photo/1
Where's Bill de Balsio ? Isn't he marchin this year? Lol.
http://www.montrealgazette.com/news/world/mayor+miss+Patricks+parade+ami...
Speaking of Montreal...
Marois says independent Quebec would adopt loonie — but it won’t play out like she wants
http://business.financialpost.com/2014/03/12/marois-says-independent-que...
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Elections are on April 7th.
hey banzai7 can you (i know how annoying requests must be creatively so im cool if you dont indulge me) do us a mash up with Obama as a chicken Kiev about to be carved up for dinner by Putin?
Bath House Barry= Buttnik!
Now if we could only drive the snakes out of Wall Street and DC.
The gospel according to Yoda!
And seriously on that note if it's not done soon the World may regret it.
Fuck U.S.!!!
Thanks...first time I've smiled all day.
"Official Parade Asshole" Bill you KILL. LMFAO.
PS = Tam o' Douchebag not too shabby needer tho ;-)
All of them keepers!
What an embarrassing moment to be an American!
Might as well stencil "LOSER" across the front of a green t-shirt with the American flag on it for St. Patricks Day!
How in the name of God did this Country allow itself to get this bad?!!!
It's quite simple, my Son.
We lost God in America.
...and along with that our moral compass.
oh, yeah. we got our Tojo here too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHD5nd3QLTg
Official parade asshole...Lol
Too funny!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gzZgJZlOf0
o my blarney nice tits
putin better keep it on the green
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shoving shit around isnt work
Now that I've just thrown up in my mouth several times ... where's the signature cutey from the ghost of Banzai past?
A glimmer of false hope always helps.
Sometimes, you just gotta smack a bitch.
Ah, to get a sniff of the salty air.
We be havin' T&A tonight laddies.
Saints preserve us!
It is a shame that the Irish people have had to suffer from bad administration of government and public finances for centuries.
This photo gives me the opportunity to say something for Saint Patrick and life. I wish the pro-life crowd would spend less time and effort focused on the morbid topic of abortion and spend more time making life. Look at this awesome placental mammal as highlighted by this lovely side boob photo! If I had the time and circumstances, I'd convince her to have a big family with me. Her babies will feast, and learn what beauty and love are at the same time. Dinner and a show.
A hot Pict
Erin go bra-less bitchez! ;-)
Sláinte William.
Keep up the good fight!
WB7: I always love the pepper spray cop. Everytime I see him I wish him a slow, painful death. Is that wrong?
Oh yeah, almost forgot... Happy St. Paddy! You can be green Irish all year round and the EPA will leave you alone.
Dats raaayyyzist Banzai...lol.
“Irish diplomacy is the ability to tell a man to go to hell so that he looks forward to making the trip.” - Irish saying
lol...you must be Irish ;-)
Isn't everyone from NYC?
Well, half.
Not everyone will admit where one of the halves came from...but they know where the whole is going.
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And I hope everyone realizes my "raaayyyzist" remark was a swipe at political correctness running amok and the easily offended douchebags who use it as a weapon to shut people up, not Banzai.
Now, where's my shot glass ;-)
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BAIL, BAIL, BAIL (those Mangy Goldman Skunks)
(Beer, Beer, Beer (Charlie Mochs) Traditional Irish drinking song)
WilliamBanzai7
1,2,3 Bail, Bail, Bail
A long time ago, back in bailout history,
When the only game in town was was schtupping AIG,
A long came a bank by the name of Goldmen Skunks,
And they invented a wonderful drink, and they made it out of subprime schlock!
Chorus:
Hey! they must have been bailout criminals, subprime sultans and PONZI kings,
And for them praise we busted bankstas shall always sing;
Look at what they've done for us, they've filled Uncle Sam up with bailout beer,
Lord, bless those mangy Goldman Skunks who invented...
Bailout Beer Beer Beer
taxpayer Bail, Bail, Bail...
The Goldman pub, the Wall Street Inn, the black AIG hole as well
One thing you can be sure of, it's Paulsen and Blankfein's bailout beer they sell;
So all you busted bailout bankstas, at eleven o'clock you stop,
For five short seconds, remember those mangy Goldman Skunks!
One... two... three... four... five...
[Repeat Chorus]
A busted hedge, a SPIV of toxic slop, stir it around with a stick,
Just the type of lubrication to make your networth sink;
Another trillion dollars of TARP wallop will keep alive those bailout hacks,
It's only eighty cents half penny a pint, but a trillion more in tax.
One... two... three... four... five...
Hey! they must have been bailout criminals, subprime sultans and PONZI kings,
And for them praise we busted bankstas shall always sing;
Look at what they've done for us, they've filled Uncle Sam up with bailout beer,
Lord, bless those mangy Goldman Skunks who invented...
Bailout Beer Beer Beer
taxpayer Bail, Bail, Bail...
The mangy skunks of Goldman Sucks!