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If I only were a hammer...
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTpPbE7fOmdElB0VtKG...
Give the guy another Mulligan.
For a second I thought this post had to do with Uribe and how he pissed on himself while doing a reelection speech...
If I had an Obmam golf ball Id have in the ball wash/scrubber until it was no longer disfigured.....come to think of it would strapping Obambi to the to of the car and running it repeatedly through Vladmir's off roader's car wash do any good.
Yes, we can't! Forward!
Warward! There, FIFY ;-)
This is the day they've been waiting for ever since they stopped Patton from going into Moscow.
Gonna build another wall, bitchez
Wonder what color it will be this time...
jb
i dont you how you fisheyed obamas face like that but its perfect. and the tweedle dee and dum. you could end up on the cover of Time (watch out!)
I have this software now that allows me to manipulate each element of the face in a way that does not over distort. As usual, I don't think anyone is using it the way I am.
Then I run it through my other processing tricks to get it to look like a vintage illustration.
Needless to say, this is a breakthrough.
And that Puttznik meme has wheels ;-)
Ugh. Damn optics of this!
Not you mr. B7illiant.
buuut prolly not too soon to start dusting off mushroom cloud stuff.
MOAR DATA.......
"Two well worn Cold War hemorhoids." - Nearly died from laughing, almost had to call 911....
History will not look back at Obamacare. History will look back at the showdown between Post Soviet Russia and Amerika in decline.
That is why I find this situation to be truly amazing to watch.
The quintessential Presidential moment is the existential faceoff with the booogey monster of the moment. That is the moment they all crave.
But in this situation, just as with everything else, Puttnik is just too busy worrying about golf and the NCAA playoffs.
A putznik is exactly what he is.
And BTW, all the foreign policy advisors surrounding the President are little children who fawn on the sage wisdom of the likes of Professor Zbigniew Brezinski and Henry Kissinger. Two well worn Cold War hemorhoids.
Thumbs up! Putznik needs to be added to OED.
"Democracy is not acceptable to Washington, or to the two-bit punk American puppets who rule for Washington in Germany, UK, and France, when democracy does not serve Washington’s agenda of hegemony over the entire world. The neo-Nazi White House spokesperson lied through his teeth when he claimed that the referendum, which has been declared by international observers to have been completely free, was “administered under threats of violence(Tweedledee) and intimidation(Tweedledum).”
95.7% of Crimeans Give The Finger To The White House Tyrant — Paul Craig Roberts
http://www.paulcraigroberts.org/2014/03/16/95-7-crimeans-give-finger-whi...
***(95.7% of Americans give the finger to the WHT puppet also)
history is going to trash the presidents from late Clinton through Obama, and what else have you got? i have some friends who think obamacare will be right there with civil rights and the new deal ( i dont agree with them) this is a moment when the executive office, which purloined a lot more power than the FF allowed, was suddenly asked to give some back. (and if obama was any kind of leader he would recognize the change and voluntarily relinquish power to the checks and balances) so this looks like an old cold war standoff, but is the election in crimea fair? no one has said otherwise. does the minority have any rights, no one (in the US media) seems concerned. is Crimea a parliamentary government, do minorities have representation? gosh i am not hearing anything? what about China, (oh never mind they don't want a bill of rights they just want to be able to sell good and services?) and the EU would like to make that the referendum in Ukraine.
You have nailed it grateful. This is where is all becomes obvious for all to see. No one and I mean no one gives a rats ass about the people of Crimea, with the exception of Russia(I really don't know) We are in a chess game and we are clearly outmatched.
All self respecting hemoroids are TRULY outraged to be compared to those two.
On a pedantic note...... hemorrhoids.
These are not the rrhoids I was looking for.
Classic, William. Putin makes a great Commie Icon.
Who would have guessed?
William, Is that a new design for a future golf Ball?
Anything special about the design ?
Those protrusions like ears do give me worry.
And I do hope it functions like a proper golf ball and not a gay one which can torture like in the Bays.
And as for the bounce , is it different in different countries?
Ii guess it keeps a low profile in Russia but bounces heavily on hard nut land like in DC.
Most of all does it have an RFID implant for remote control like the Boeing so I can bring it down to the green on any shot?
As an honest golfer I would then ask the PGA to ban it . It wouldnt do to have it be akin to the wall street cartel running POTUS. Golf would be then truly handicapped.
Such a golf ball would be a potent secret weapon on the links. Give one to your opponenet and he will subconsciously try to hammer the ball on every shot.
or if a lib-tard, will not drive through the ball, especially of the Ob'verse face is in line with the face of the club. OTOH, if the reverse face is exactly aligned, then it would be an "up the ass" shot and your mileage will vary depending upon one's proclivities. Again, not that there is anything wrong with that. Especialy when the lib-tard has no self-awareness.
It will take a Cray to handle all of the crosses of ball orientation vs. psychological perspective vs. native skill. All of which will fall into the class of misses far from the well advertised target that will be fully excused by the synchophants.
And if declared as a game ball at the beginning of the "game", no one could complain and the psychological advantage could be in plain sight, a purloined letter as it were.
Good work WB7, target rich environment babe.
- Ned
LOL
But imagine at the end of the round when the cards are in and the balls are out in plain sight of the officials, when you are sipping a beer, the look on the opponents face when he discovers he has been disqualified by the scorer or perhaps more aptly when he finds he has been Obamaified.
IT'S ALL THEATRE!
The rich fucks are playing games with everyone else's lives.
Wake up people.
The real battle is between decent human beings and psychopaths.
There's not enough psychopaths to fight back if enough people wake up.
Countries are fictions used to divide and conquer, as are religions and race.
WAKE UP!
"...enough people wake up".
I'm reminded that a dozen SS troops---- who guarded the concentration camp residents in Sobibor, and Dachau, among other locations ---- bragged about how just a few of the guards could command the activities of hundreds of prisoners.
They never once had to worry about, say, 25 of the prisoners amassing a battery against overwhelming the guards, killing them, taking their weapons and escape. Why? Because none of the hundreds of individuals were willing to sacrifice their own lives to save hundreds of their own families, friends, and other members of their tribe. No heroes, them, even though in the end, they all perished.
I don't know - is the world really laughing at the shenanigans of these two, or is the rest of the world more engrossed in their own affairs? Sometimes the act of merely surviving day to day overshadows political posturing and (empty scabbard) saber rattling.
As each side has been quick to point out - none of the "listed" fellows seem to have any assets in the others country, nor have they intended to travel there. These proclamations seem to be mostly symbolic in nature.
Think Renewable Energy Credits...
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-09-20/browne-s-etf-team-said-close-to...
Remember Ukraine is a
PIVOT
shouldn't one of them look like bush?
Need to change that to 'Tweedleputtz' (sic)
Alice, Tweedle-Dee, and Tweedle-Dum.
And the headline says "licked"
..... eeeeeewwwwwww
- Ned
{otoh, with Putin and O'Bama, who knows?}
{{not that there is anything wrong with that}}
zibi has a son
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ian_Brzezinski
He is a good person helping other people around the world
CIA ...
some people have to be noticed about sarcasm; that's a pity
Or, The Man With Two Brains
this is brezyniski? (sp?) who had an idea of hegemony over all of central asia which he packaged as a formative US policy, (pre Iraq) ( i think was actually against the war in Iraq but agreed with all the soundbite reasons the neocons provided) he was teaching at GWU after he left office. somebody help me out here
zbiggie has a daughter
She has a show