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Submitted by williambanzai7 on 03/24/2014 12:40 -0400

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Tue, 03/25/2014 - 06:32 | 4589220 nmewn

More assbaggery from our douche-in-chief:

"WASHINGTON (AP) — The National Security Agency may be getting out of the business of sweeping up and storing vast amounts of data on people's phone calls."

This is where the low information types quit reading., problem solved, right?

"The Obama administration this week is expected to propose that Congress overhaul the electronic surveillance program by having phone companies hold onto the call records as they do now, according to a government official briefed on the proposal. The New York Times first reported the details of the proposal Monday night. The official spoke on condition of anonymity because the official was not authorized to discuss the plan."

Because its much better and in no way violates the Bill of Rights to have a private corporation, copy & store everything you say or write without a warrant, apparently.

"The White House proposal would end the government's practice of sweeping up the phone records of millions of Americans and holding onto those records for five years so the numbers can be searched for national security reasons. Instead, the White House is expected to propose that the records be kept for 18 months, as the phone companies are already required to do by federal regulation."

So its just a small violation of the BoR's then, just the tip, not the whole shaft, so technically its not rape. Only eighteen months, instead of five years. And they'll continue to compel private corporations (by its regulations) to copy & store everything we say or write just like always.

Well, I'm glad thats fixed ;-)

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 03:23 | 4589084 toadold

Amazng the Germans can find cocaine heading for the Vatican post office but have no idea were there those underage East European hookers came from. At least here in the US we....What....in New York....never mind.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 04:45 | 4589143 williambanzai7

The underage hookers are headed for the same destination.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 05:20 | 4589164 toadold

But in the US they are female underage hookers.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 06:41 | 4589228 williambanzai7

Indeed, so we assume ;-)

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 01:55 | 4588989 Philalethian

"Trusted Agents Only"

http://www.scribd.com/doc/214240146/DHS-FEMA-National-Exercise-Program-C...

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 01:38 | 4588988 Greshams Law

Wrong Pope.

But I prefer Classic Pope to New Pope.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 02:03 | 4589021 williambanzai7

Shipment stopped in Germany

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 23:30 | 4588774 MontgomeryScott

Yo!

Dey need'ah to chooz-ah a new Pope-oh.

Yo, you got a problem wit' dat?

Jus' look; the color of the smoke-ah, comin' outada chimeny. Father Guido tol' me, jus' dah other day, after dah Mass-uh, dat dah WHITE smoke-ah, it's the CHOICE one!

Get the Cat-licks stoned on Cocaine, and get them to loan us the PHYZ GLD, so that the CONUS can take it, and try to look like it actally HAS the gold 'stored' in their vaults. The Germans, the Swiss, and Mr. and Mrs' 'average American' will finally see that (in a teledocumentary soon to be aired) the FED RES. HAS the gold. Say, WHO is the top trafficer of DRUGS internationally, anyway? OPIUM? Iran/Contra? CRACK? CRANK? Aren't THEY also involved in stealing shit, and overthrowing nations and leaders? Most of their operatives are really STUPID, though. NAME the three-letter-agency, I DARE you.

I have used cocaine when women wanted to experience anal and desired a reduction in pain, but for God sakes, 10 condoms FULL of PURE LIQUID? Why not just send the Vatican a case of 'Anal-eze'? It's lidocaine and procaine, after all...

Those CIA guys are REALLY, um, 'streching it', when it comes to this shit. The Vatican backed out of the deal, and so instead, we had to liberate the Ukraine of ITS' gold...

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 22:43 | 4588654 the grateful un...