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Fri, 03/28/2014 - 07:26 | 4601861 janus
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bravo, Wild-B-Banzai(7)!!!  seditious & searing poison-tipped satire at its very best.  the surge of the season seems to be upon you.  may its tide elevate you to new heights.

i've been drinking; and in that spirit(s) i wanted to take a chance and do a little layin it on the line kinda thing.

many of you have suspicions regarding poor ole janus; and, in all fairness, who could blame any for so suspecting. from my very beginnings on the Hedge, i wanted to make it clear, from the get-go, that i would happily disagree (and rather aggressively) with any with so whom i might otherwise on most other occasions enthusiastically agree. 

we call this Fight Club; but it is more properly appreciated as an ole fashioned gentleman's club. many believe they can reappropriate this sacred space to the service of some gooey, amoebic vision of a utopiazed nebula cloud spewing the self-congratulatory froth of its expiry; a kingdom i both object to and will devote my very life-force to repel.  the end is not yet.  but your accepted philosophies, democracies and apathy will certainly yield it.  you reap what you sow, dear brethren.

i have attempted to demonstrate that i will use the enemy's weapon of psychological categorization against it.  i have only, heretofore, done this in a generalized and aspecific fashion.  if i feel i need to focus my attention, i will gladly accommodate those who seem to pleadingly invite such scrutiny.  in other words, janus has been bein a good boy.  and if any of you paid-opposition mutha-fuckers wanna get nasty...well...i'll be your goddam huckleberry -- all gentleman-like, too.

on to other very relevant matters:

so-the-fuck-what if i object-to/reject certain and sundry clandestine projects and embrace others...i believe i've made myself exceedingly clear with respect to syria, iran and other nations we've over the years slighted because of capricious and ill-conceived oaths made by generations that have forsaken my own (i'm referring to our withering mandarin's fealty to, and our nation's umbilical bond to, the saudi 'royals').  rot in hell, you depraved bastards!

but i cannot at the same time object to whatever 'good' we can, within the context of the current blundering, do in venezuela.  sometimes, in the course of human affairs, the most egregious misstep (diplomatically speaking) can be converted into the most splendid of politically spinnable double-fakes.  consider janus a monroe-doctrine kinda-guy (hemispherically speaking).  please ask me to explain why.

in a plain manner of speaking, i mean to say that we could easily (very easily) contain the mess in venezuela.  assure the persian that we do not intend to convert them to pepsi cola, doritos, gay-marriage & pornography, etc., and will likewise shield them from slavic dominance; that we will back and guarantee india's petrol needs (japan, too -- obviously); and that we recognize a reasonable (and to my mind natural) emergence of slavic, sino and nordic "spheres" of autonomy.  which is to say, "SOVEREIGNTY"  

you post WWII guys got a tad too ambitious.  America is awesome, i totally agree.  but ain't entropy a bitch?

anyway, i truly do not care either way.  i've seen too many things, run across too many psychos and know absolutely that there is genuine evil in this world; and i, by every higgs-boson within me, resent, reject and resign from participation within the pervading effect of power.  i'm here to destroy.  building a brighter future? fuck your plans.  there can be no future brighter than anything other.  all of you with your goddam utopias, your religions, your ideologies, your programs, your postulations, your constitutions...it's all just cess and the waxing yawp of materbatory theorizing.  there is Common Law; and there is tyranny; almost every 'democracy' elects the latter.  and yet, all and every defend this method as inviolently sacrosanct...and yet, celebrated as it is, it commits crimes and indulges offenses that would make saddam hussien blanch and them most machiavalian of princes recoil.

but corporations are people...at least, according to your constitution, amorica.  keep voting, you diabetic, aged, sclerotic, vascetomied, ssri'd, tee-veed, nightly-newsed, sunday-sermoned, digitized, algomorymatized, generationalized, consumerized, predictive-progamed, fish-eyed, herded and castrated bunch a faggots.  

yes, clearly, if you reckon that others reckon themselves superior to you; you can rightwise surmise that there are those inferring your sub-ordinance.  i cannot change the bias of your fate; and you cannot either.  i am going to issue a warning to some, certain contributors and commenters on this site.  and that warning is this: if i sense that you are attempting to diminish the spirit of your betters, i, JANUS, will cut you down.

iron sharpeneth iron.

and by the same token, some you you seek to dull the sharp blade...brace yourself for a viscous slicing.

and if i see one more of you worthless cunts try and pseudo-psychoanalyse any particular or any presupposed genereality...well, proceed at your own risk, you faggots, pussies, key-board heroes, sedentary 'bloggers', bleating wastrels...whatever.  you conflate Truth with click-counts, you whoreish louts.  i do not consider you a brother in arms; i openly identify you as pathetic sellouts for a very low bid.  what is more, "controlled opposition" you will be more severely dealt with than bankers.  at least there is some honor among thieves.

i will have no compunction in putting you down.  remember, i'm a 'sociopath' not a 'psychopath'...that either means i'm civilized (rule of law kinda guy) or that i'm clear-minded enough to see that there's lotsa rubbish what needs a landfill. 

i've grown very weary of you conglomorating pity-partyers.  i don't want to see suffering, death and privation on a mass-scale; and i'm keen to submit my understanding of how best to avoid it...but you limp-wristed kumba-ya singin nitwits seem to think you can carry on without america enforcing a coherent and realistic foreign policy.  

in the parlance of your idiot re-speak, "you can have your democracy if you want to keep it."

but janus is here to tell you that by and through it so very many of you will die, have your bullets, beans and bullion taken...buzzards picking your bones...the whole nine yard (to add to the parlance thing).  

again, i truly don't care...cyber relationships are meaningless, vapid, vacuous and readily dispensable.  did any of you really think you'd inhabit a new world through the prism of a Virtual Realty headset?  let janus be the first to smash it against your skull with a Real Reality baseball bat.

we are indeed entering a new age; but it won't be so techno as you may presume.

fuck you all....you can build your filthy world without me.

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsF1G1sGr-g

(sometimes it bears reminding what precisely janus is...just in case any of you had any fuckin expectations)

and it is always True here, or anywhere else janus writes, that none shall dare (no need to finish this statement...is there?)  i use my gifts in whatsoever way i choose...and i despise your world.  keep it if you'll have it; but i'd sooner see it dissolve into stateless 'anarchy'.  

get fucked, click-counters!  brace yourselves for death, puppets!  spies and traitors are invariably shot...that's just the way of this ole world (till there's another'n)

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsF1G1sGr-g

slicin up eyeballs/

i want you to know,

janus

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 16:41 | 4603686 Winston of Oceania
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You gotta watch that drinkin, the vocabulary will kill ya...

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 16:40 | 4603685 3.7.77
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zzzzzzz...

Your right "so-the-fuck-what"

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 08:35 | 4602012 Stud Duck
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Damn, the Johnny Walker wisdom sure got you. I am impressed with your ability to type that dribble while under such an obviously way over load of wisdom.

I'll bet the snot nose NSA employee that has  been assigned to monitor you is really pissed tonight, wanting over time and hazzard pay (hazzardous to his brain compacity).

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 03:55 | 4601731 Philalethian
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Fri, 03/28/2014 - 00:30 | 4601558 Leto II
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YES, MR. Banzai is on FIRE!

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 23:23 | 4601470 the grateful un...
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is that an SS insignia tattoed on her wrist?

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 00:35 | 4601566 Leto II
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Emblem of the 3rd Riech

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 23:22 | 4601468 Handful of Dust
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"No one sw this coming."

 

Mr Ben Dover

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 22:53 | 4601385 tom a taxpayer
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State Dept Dating Hotline: American woman looking for western Ukrainian man to marry. Seeking a neofascist who appreciates a color-coordinated woman with redidsh brown hair, green beads, and a yellow dress.

Jen United for Ukraine.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 22:51 | 4601379 Herdee
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I'll bet my bottom dollar that the majority of this IMF structured deal with the Ukraine which might eventually total 27 billion will end up in the pockets of Russia.The first thing that's going to happen is austerity.The IMF program is designed to implode the country just like they did to Greece.Trouble for the IMF is that Russia is very wise and its subsidies to the Ukraine in a number of sectors,especially in the natural gas sector have been very well thought out.So,right now the subsidies are gone so Ukraine is at world price all of a sudden.There are a lot of poor people in that X-Soviet run down ghetto and endless miles of old industries that are very inefficient.The west might think they are smart by pouring a lot of money into this but the one country in the world that stands out as a very good comparison to the situation in Ukraine is probably Nigeria.That'll give you an idea of what's going to go on for a very long time here.I think it's a deep,never ending money pit similar to Greece and the Russians will con every buck they can out of the stupid suckers in the White House.With right wing neo cons influencing foreign policy they've got'r made.

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 18:17 | 4604017 cougar_w
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Just think of Ukraine as another way to sterilize QE.

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 01:15 | 4601619 williambanzai7
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Spot on

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 21:01 | 4601055 dexter_morgan
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thats what passes for a communications director these days? we are so fucking lost

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 22:17 | 4601287 cgnbob
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That's the only reason the sheeple pay attention, it looks somewhat like.............porn?

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 22:04 | 4601235 ChanceIs
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Last August per Reuters…..President Barack Obama on Friday denied he has poor relations with Vladimir Putin after …… but said the Russian president can sometimes appear "like a bored kid in the back of the classroom.*"

Can you imagine being Putin and having to deal with this pair - Obama and Psaki...oh and Kerry.  What dignity.  What gravitas.  Of course Putin is bored talking to Obama.  How can anybody take Obama seriously.

What is the risk/reward of the American president referring to the Russian president as a "bored little kid?"  It is infinite.  A whole lot to loose divided by nothing to gain.  Poor Obama was so bored that he slunk out the back of the classroom to his choom wagon.  And it shows today - and always will.

I have never heard an American president - or any foreign head of state - refer to another head of state in such disparaging terms.  Reagan referred to the Soviet leadership as "the evil empire."  I thought that rather nasty - but it wasn't personal.  And he was calling them out for their policies.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 22:11 | 4601260 williambanzai7
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Remember, Obozo has no practical experience other than neighborhood organizing and bonging it.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 23:00 | 4601404 rosiescenario
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....and is not smart enough to know that he doesn't know shit about dealing with someone like Putin. If Obama were white, the press would have crucified him by now.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 20:17 | 4600910 I_Am_
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Bull's eye WB7  with You Turk ÷)

 

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 19:57 | 4600830 nmewn
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"The good news is that I’m very confident that it can be achieved, and I’m also confident that the core values that America has always believed in, in terms of privacy, rule of law, individual rights...” - Obama

lol

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 23:03 | 4601418 rosiescenario
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....and Putin saying, "Yeah, that's why Snowden sought refuge in my country...."

 

I am surprised that Putin has not brought up Snowden and our NSA....he could certainly have some real fun with that.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 23:19 | 4601461 williambanzai7
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It is a sign of a good gamesmanship, don't use all your amo at once, particularly when  it is obvious you have it. Use it when least expected.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 19:49 | 4600802 WTFUD
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fuck hysterectomy books WB's works each depict a 100 years of it.

In a little over 5 years Barry has managed to (ass)emble a vicious imperial harem.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 19:46 | 4600790 ebworthen
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Where's she been hiding those boobs?

Obama Mussolini/Hitler; Priceless!

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 20:07 | 4600773 blindman
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remember the voyage of the essex,
the meaning of it.
that which one avoids or navigates
from is that which possesses to the point
of self destruction termed cannibalism.
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she told me it was just the decision that was made.
....
it was decided and impressed "we" ought take our
chances against the currents, prevailing winds and tide,
furthering "our" selves from our fears and notions;
perhaps to become that which we dread on the open
seas? read it and sea for one self

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 20:42 | 4600990 blindman
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someone said the feminine is the amplifier
of man-kind, bitchez.
best and good luck!

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 17:46 | 4603893 SAT 800
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It looks like it says statedept.pox. Don't get any on ya.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 19:34 | 4600730 blindman
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i particularly appreciate
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Tom Waits Kentucky Avenue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VOYcRXzs1Y

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 19:12 | 4600666 blindman
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Blue Valentine - Tom Waits - Full Album 1978
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TW50720X6Gc
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".. a time together a time to spare.."
.
A GIRL
There's a place for us,
Somewhere a place for us.
Peace and quiet and open air
Wait for us
Somewhere.

There's a time for us,
Some day a time for us,
Time together a time to spare,
Time to learn, time to care,
Some day, Somewhere.
.
We'll find a new way of living,
We'll find a new way of forgiving
Somewhere . . .

There's a place for us,
A time and place for us.
Hold my hand and we're halfway there.
Hold my hand and I'll take you there
Somehow,
Some day,
Somewhere!

Music by Leonard Bernstein, lyrics by Stephen Sondheim.
© 1956, 1957

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 18:44 | 4600587 Ralph Spoilsport
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WB7, have you seen this guys stuff? Subversive and funny (IMO).

http://earloftaint.com/

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 23:00 | 4601392 Nobody For President
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thanks for the context, I was really lost on that one.

WB version a huge improvement.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 23:10 | 4601261 Emergency Ward
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Not my original but: #CuntsForWar

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 18:20 | 4600502 Bastiat
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She hasn't looked like that in many years.  The main improvement, other than the absence of yellow, is that you don't notice the sign.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 18:02 | 4600428 kaiserhoff
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Somehow, I always like your version better, William.

Shouldn't the tat read "Joe was here?"

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 20:07 | 4600868 disabledvet
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I was thinking more like Hey Joe actually
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VxMDwYfxvQ

"Can't keep me down"...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLWws7YemDQ

that's what i call a "news conference."

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 21:40 | 4601172 old naughty
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Who is Joe? 

A holliwand producer, may be?

Box office draws.

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 18:01 | 4603950 Jam Akin
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Who is Joe?  That Tat might also read "Yats", no?

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 18:01 | 4603946 Jam Akin
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.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 17:57 | 4600424 mendolover
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More awesomeness WB!

Just a little reminder for any CT Zero Hedgers out there - 

http://www.nraila.org/legislation/state-legislation/2014/3/attention-con...

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 18:00 | 4600435 kaiserhoff
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One more rape of the Constitution.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 21:37 | 4601158 old naughty
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Now that's "show the tixs"...

eh, I mean "write the talk".

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 22:35 | 4601332 boogerbently
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"Freedom isn't free" is taking on a whole new meaning.

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