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Tack driver?
It is kind of long isn't it? How is a suicidal bankster going to reach to shoot himself with 8 nails in the back of the head?
I suppose he can lean back and shoot upward, but it is still kind of awkward.
Battery powered nail gun...Now that's something new and different.
They've been around for years...
http://www.lowes.com/Power-Tools/Nailers/Cordless-Nailers/_/N-1z0wcm4/pl
But I want one like WB7 builds!!!
DaddyO
well they haven't come up with a nail that will hold jello to a tree, but they do have one that will clear a banksters head of bad thoughts.
for this to be a proper testerone enabled device the name of the users sweetheart should be on the barrel, (not the handle) in Pride of the Marines, John Garfield held off a bunch of fanatical Japanese soldiers on guadalcanal with the Chief, a water cooled machine gun. now that was a really great movie, and a true story as well, made in 35MM black and white. finally one of the global bankers, i mean japanese soldiers, tossed a grenade which blinded our man, but he kept shooting. the Chief was shot full of holes, water leaked out and it overheated, but they made it, and our hero was blinded for life. the rest of the story is how he finally gets the girl, that's nice too.
I really do appreciate the battery as a magazine.
I can see it now - no more than 8 cells in the battery pack (i.e., 9.6 V)
Anything more than that will be classified as a restricted weapon.
Save the banksters from themselves!
WB,
In order to promote the new Tyler Arms tactical nail gun, a charity event is being orginized to build one of those 'habitats for humanity'.
Blankfien, Dimon, Bernanke, et.al., have agreed to be day laborers, holding the 4 X 8 sheets of plywood up against the framing. All you have to do (well, you and the well-trained Tyler Durden nail-gun crew) is to aim carefully and nail the sheets to the stud framing.
Careful now, don't miss!
OOPS.
Well, that's all right. We were going to paint the exterior red anyway...
Wait!
One more before I head to the beach.
(The voice of James Earl Jones saying)...This...is CNN.
https://www.flickr.com/photos/dougpowers/13487712223/
(No kidding, I swear...lol)
@ nmewn,
You don't understand what the aviation experts at CNN do.
Once the 777's fuel tanks are empty, the aircraft becomes lighter and can climb higher and fly faster. The only struggle will be to fight off those 19 arab hijackers with the boxcutters, or those evil blonde women who take their clothes off in the cockpit (which actually helps the pilots get it up faster anyway).
http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=malaysian+pilots+with+women+in+cockp...
http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=9%2f11+hijackers+pictures&qpvt=9%2f1...
lol...Leland Yee is envious ;-)
It needs instruction manual with wording sch as "1, place small tube at front to forehead, then pull small lever that is on the lower side wth guard around it. if that does not work, reload with the enclosed nail container and place in mouth,try pllng lever again," If that does not work, plese call 1 -800-moron for further instuctions.
Must be a DeWalt power tool...
This is gold: https://www.flickr.com/photos/expd/13395864425/in/photostream/
get 'er done william.