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The Tylers are inspecting the official vehicle of 'the hoods'.
They have spotted crappy red packing tape holding the armrest of this Mercury Mountaineer together, and are preparing to remidiate this situation. Don't want the bruthuhs in da hood pulling the armrest off when making their break, now...
THIS is NOT my beautiful automobile!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7pVjl4Rrtc
I've heard about and seen my share of nasty accidents involving power tools. The one that comes to mind though is the guy who was using an air drill with too long of a 1/8 inch drill bit in it and pointed in the wrong direction. Yes the bit broke and he drilled his wedding pole. He was also about 20 feet in the air at the time.
So you know that somewhere out there, some guy has nail gunned his old trouser snake.
Nine Inch Nails - Head Like A Hole
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao-Sahfy7Hg (4:31)
You beat me to it GL.
Put The Lime In The Coconut - Harry Nilsson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA9OqUuA6a0 (3:51)
I may be the only person on this site that has actually nailed his finger to a stud (while building my two car garage with 2x6 studs). Let me explain the wonders of a nail gun: having built a lot of shit on my homestead, I developed a bit of carpal tunnel syndrome pounding too many 16 penny nails through Doug fir 2x4s, so I finally bought a compressor and a nail gun (good ole harbor freight and salvage - cheap shit but it works) when the next big projecty loomed - a metal shop, storage building, two car garage, and wood shop 'complex'. Lemme tell yah - nail guns rule. HardyPlank siding by hand - no fucking way. And I've got lot of hardyplank - fireproof, which is good shit out in the woods. But I digress.
So I'm framing up the garage with 2x6 doug fir, holding a stud against the top plate with my left hand, nail gun in right hand. The way these fuckers work is you press down the 'muzzle' of the gun against the wood and give a quick trigger pull - the nail fires, the gun recoils (especially 16 penny and air pressure cranked up) and you get your finger off the trigger real quickly. In this case, I pulled the trigger, the gun recoiled; and because I was pressing real hard, bounced up, bounced back before I got off the trigger, and fired again. - because I was pushing real hard, get it? the second round (nail) was a bit off from the first nail, and instead of going into the top of the stud, went a bit south, and got my index finger.
I was wearing gloves, and strangely enough, did not feel any pain, I just realized my hand was ah - stuck. So I wound up having to slide my hand down the stud to free hand and glove from the nail. Then it hurt.
I went into the house, got the first aid shit together, then took off the glove. It was a pretty clean hit, but when the glove came off it got a bit messy.
My conclusion to this story: if you wanted to off yourself with a nail gun, you could lay down on a firm surface, press real hard against your forehead, and squeeze real hard, and probably get off at least two, and maybe three rounds - those fuckers are fast.
Just an old man telling a true story.
LOL You are not the only guy. 6d finish nail hit a knot, curved and stuck into the bone of my left thumb. It hurt. It bled. A lot. I'm no wimp but I can't imagine how anyone could take the second shot.
Retread: Friend was at the second story level of his house, nailing 'siding' against a loft wall he was enclosing. He was pressing the plank in, fired the nailgun, it bounced and fired, catching the webbing of his hand between thumb and forefinger. He's 10-12ft or so in the air on a ladder and no one else is home. Turns out he had his hammer on his belt, lets the nailgun down, takes the hammer and pulls out the nail. Said if he didn't have his hammer he was pretty sure he couldn't make himself pull his hand off the nail. And after that, he changed the nailgun to fire single shots instead of repeats(changeable on most guns).
This guy was killed with a 22 caliber nailgun. They have safetys. They are also very loud.
A 22 caliber nailgun is used to drive nails into concrete. It's a pretty specialized tool so you have to wonder why a bankster would have one.
Why would a bankster have any nailgun at all? They have difficulty changing light bulbs. If someone killed this guy with a pneumatic nailgun and only shot him 7 times, they wanted him to die as slowly as possible. Must have been an accident. He pointed the nail gun at his face to see if it was loaded, then as he fell dead with 4 nails in his eyes, the next 3 hit him in the gut... its possible.
Thye come in handy when you are putting up fraudclosure signs.
Can you do Hitlery as this guy: http://batman.wikia.com/wiki/The_Penguin_(Danny_DeVito)
So how long do you think it will take before some government skunk starts saying that people should have to get a permit before you can purchase a nail gun? Some one in the US ATF agency is probably writing a proposal right now.
I can't afford a nail gun, but am more than happy to help with a bag of 10 penny nails and a sledge hammer. You might think overkill, but think again.
A wheel gun fan too I'm guessing.
Trick the safety and you can throw 20 nails, 20 yards in 6 sec or so, rock and roll
Thought a nail gun was a semi-automatic. Rock & Roll option?
Bailing wire on the pressure foot maybe?
The nailgun meme is sick. We're going to see Bruce Willis using a nailgun to off a villian in a future action movie.
While we await Bruce's interpenetration here is Danny nailing a double play .. for your enjoyment. Cheers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FM26ZXjPL_4
Actually the cattle bolt gun seen in No Country for Old Men was pretty terrific....beats the nail gun, IMHO...
I had to google that.
Ewww.
Ramset
Here ya' go. Powder actuated rather than compressed gas. http://www.qcsupply.com/farm-livestock/handling/bolt-stunners/blitz-kern...
"Lethal Weapon 2" predicted it all....
Look at his face: http://www.spiegel.de/
Garlic and silver will set him free.
is that Denzel Washington angling for a part in the movie?
Dear William,
did you ever consider an exhibition of your works in Europe?
Seriously I would love to organize an Expo in Frankfurt am Main/Germany.
Your work is so important!!
Here in Frankfurt Graf Draghila sits in his spiderweb castle. The air is filled with Sulfur and lies.
Next year they want to open their new state of the art fancy headquater...
Hey neighbour !!
Fancy meeting for a beer in Offenbach ?
I would love to do a show in Frankfurt if the right venue can be found. Berlin as well. I know that there are many Germans following my stuff.
banzai7institute@gmail.com
I will contact you via email. Berlin is a great place!
Like all the oligarchical places, Berlin has Frau Merckel. She reminds me of Ms. Yellen, but in a tyrannical sort of way. SHOCKED, I tell you, SHOCKED and SHAKEN that the U.S. CIA/DHS/NSA is watching (but she has been using this information to her benefit in the 'war on terror')...
Hani Hanjour (AA77).
http://www.luogocomune.net/site/modules/sections/index.php?op=viewarticl...
Be careful.
The MSM and Hollywood had it released for public consumption in 1982 in the CONUS.
I liked the Scorpions, back then.
These guys ('Judas Priest') were fags, and tools.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04MmA-nCfQs
The 'Blackout' album was 'the shit'! Klaus Meiner...
Good luck.
The Germans love a "scheisse" theme. Just sayin.....
9 round burst. 7 to the chest and 2 to the head.
Pew pew pew.
Officially, this was ruled a suicide, by the County Coroner, Wee Fuckum Yong.
Hitem N. Stackum, County Sheriff, confirmed the report, stating that there was no reason to investigate further. A suicide note was found pinned to the lapel of the deceased, indicating that he was depressed over having been forced to trade in his Lamborghini for a used Audi R8 (at the insistence of his wife, Commonah Wannaleighah).
Need to outlaw 30-nail magazines.
Do it for the cheeeeeldrun and poor 2X4's everywhere!