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QE TiTaNiC 2014...

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Janet and Ben are in love
Janet now flies like a dove
These elegant birds
Are Keynesian turds
Let's hope someone gives them a shove!
The Limerick King

 

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Mon, 04/14/2014 - 13:27 | 4657356 Quantum Nucleonics
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It can't go un-noted that Titanic's sister ship, Britannic, was blown up by a mine.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 12:10 | 4657165 Emergency Ward
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I can almost hear Celine belting out, "You're here, there's nothing to fear"

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 11:33 | 4656982 monopoly
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So well done William. You never cease to amaze us. Thank You.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 10:57 | 4656822 the grateful un...
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what is most disturbing is that the PHD Titanic is way off course in the Bermuda Triangle! and this is where they find the time warp destiny has provided. you're prescient WmB7, Bernanke and his crew have been fighting the last war, what happens next is anyone's guess. and its fair to say our current fed chief is experimenting with current day monetary policy to solve the economic problem which happened nearly a 100 years ago. (which confirms something i have come to believe, the great depression never ended, it was merely spread out and delayed by world war 2 and the cold war, when those two things are finally unwound then its back to the soup lines! so maybe bens right, but i hardly think so

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 09:29 | 4656483 nmewn
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Man, I swear...

"So the personal reward for me at the end of the day are the folks who approach me, the strangers who approach me at a meeting or pass me a note on a plane, or hand me a phone with someone on the other end saying thank you. Their stories are so heartening about finally feeling secure and knowing they can take care of themselves and their families," Sebelius said before pausing.

"Unfortunately, a page is missing," she said, drawing laughs from assembled crowd before moving on."

...just one more "glitchy" 404 Error Message from a government technocrat, before she pulls back onto the road of life, leaving a smoldering 300 million car pile up in her wake.

Perfect.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 12:35 | 4657261 Emergency Ward
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"strangers...pass me a note on a plane": which government official would be a stranger to her on a government jet?

She is ready for promotion to Death Camp Panel director.  "Great job, Sibby!"

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 09:45 | 4656544 shovelhead
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No heartwarming phonecalls from people whose policies were cancelled or whose premiums have doubled?

Sounds legit.

Nothing like going into retirement after a job well done.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 10:07 | 4656607 nmewn
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With a full pension.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 11:58 | 4657097 Liquid Courage
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A pension, no doubt, fully indexed to the inflation that isn't happening.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 11:56 | 4657081 machineh
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With her solid track record of bringing in projects months late, functionally crippled and billions over budget, Sebelius has a great future in military contracting.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 09:24 | 4656471 williambanzai7
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Mon, 04/14/2014 - 09:18 | 4656460 williambanzai7
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Mon, 04/14/2014 - 09:15 | 4656454 williambanzai7
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Mon, 04/14/2014 - 09:13 | 4656449 williambanzai7
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Mon, 04/14/2014 - 21:54 | 4659227 ShakaZulu
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With headlines like these you could have a good career as a stand up Banz.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 22:23 | 4659309 williambanzai7
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I have considered it ;-)

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:41 | 4657863 Haager
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I'd suggest to reverse the desccription here, with Main Street already under water and the higher the QE-level is the higher they are on the deck. Deal?

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 09:43 | 4656534 MontgomeryScott
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Oh, the headlies...

Very good, WB!

I suffer from a rare disease known as Avatarius Predictus Prescientum.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 08:26 | 4656293 blindman
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well done william, watching the anniversaries and
lining up the historic edges.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 11:22 | 4656934 Alea Iactaest
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A day early, but at least two days of laughing (and crying) from the stuff posted on this thread. Another WB7 classic!

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 08:24 | 4656290 blindman
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The Titanic Sank to Bring in the Federal Reserve in 1913
Saturday, January 19, 2013 15:13
http://beforeitsnews.com/alternative/2013/01/the-titanic-sank-to-bring-i...

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 08:04 | 4656259 blindman
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Tom Waits - Just the right bullets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ov7-Ujz1ecs
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"There is a light in the forest" BLACK RIDER inszeniert von Michael Simon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsJecJbxuik
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Tom Waits - The Black Rider
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECeE2E5wJ7s
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Mon, 04/14/2014 - 12:10 | 4657166 Tom of the Missouri
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Such an appropriate soundtrack to the QE journey.  I hope our future is not as dark as these Tom Waits songs but I think and fear it might be.    Great post.   Been a Waits fan since I saw him play in my college town in the late 70's. 

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 12:24 | 4657215 Emergency Ward
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A Waits classic for the "if you see something, say something" police state: "What's He Building?"

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 12:26 | 4657200 Emergency Ward
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A Waits classic for the housing-mortgage wreck: "House Where Nobody Lives"

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 11:08 | 4656871 Tom of the Missouri
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Such an appropriate soundtrack to the QE journey.  I hope our future is not as dark as these Tom Waits songs but I think and fear it might be.    Great post.   Been a Waits fan since I saw him play in my college town in the late 70's. 

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 07:45 | 4656231 blindman
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it all naturally flows from the "money" system,
the entire nightmare built in from the start.
end the fed.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 07:13 | 4656176 toadold
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I'm just waiting for Mr.Creasote to eat that one "theen leetle mint" in the Titanic's dinning room.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 07:37 | 4656212 PT
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vun vafer theen afterr deener meent?

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 06:51 | 4656162 kurt
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Ben whispers to Janut,

"Can I push in your stool?"

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 00:31 | 4655865 the grateful un...
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ah were is the plunge protection team when you need them? this is a real carnival cruise.

Sun, 04/13/2014 - 21:43 | 4655508 williambanzai7
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Mon, 04/14/2014 - 10:21 | 4656653 ChanceIs
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We bought a set of these for our dinner parties.  Quite the sensation.  Although now it is getting rather serious, isn't it. 

GIN & TITONIC ICE CUBE TRAY

http://www.perpetualkid.com/gin-and-titonic-ice-cube-tray.aspx

YouTube brief clip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZmixR2qLkE

 

Sun, 04/13/2014 - 21:35 | 4655492 williambanzai7
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Mon, 04/14/2014 - 10:16 | 4656644 resurger
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haha!

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