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This bloviating bag of gaseous humdrum is a consummate loser. According to the script, he is supposed to be busy playing Neocon Tony Atlas in the Ukraine. Instead he is busy pronating himself before his Israeli masters. Called to the carpet for daring to imply Israel's treatment of Palestinians is a form of apartheid.
Pft....
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HANSON - MMMBop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHozn0YXAeE (3:54)
(Bevis):
"THAT is the largest clitoris I have ever seen."
(Butthead):
"Hmm-mmm Yeah, yeah, it's like a mud-flap on his crotch!"
(Bevis):
"Yeah. A CROTCHAL mud-flap! Whoa..."
(Butthead):
Hmmm-mmm! Where do you think he BALLS are? Hmmm...hmm..."
(Bevis):
"They're up his ASS, dude. GOD, you are such a douche-bag!"
Ugh, please for the chilens sake turn that dress around and by the way, no self respecting share cropper would fuck his mule facing it.
Wouldn't Kerry and Biden make an awesome comedy duo?
They both crack me up.
he is not a Leader of Men ..... . . not at all. . .
Something about Kerry's posture, and his facial expression, and that far away look in his eyes suggests that he's struggling to slice one right into the Whoopie Cushion. Anyone who's ever had infant children knows exactly what I mean.
UM...
HENCE, the nickname 'FART-FACE' (probably first coined when recieving the multiple penises in the coffin at the Skull and Bones initiation).
PPPPPPPPPTTTTHH!
'You rang?'
Yeah, Lurch has a way with words, don't he?
WB7: duuuuude
let'z see: neo-conz are formerly jewish formerly democratz formerly liberal formerly communistz. That requires commitment on several levels.
None of which my former Senator has ever exhibited in his pusilaminous (sp?) life.
Start me not.
- Ned
Neo-cons have never been FORMERLY anything. They simply renamed themselves so that you wouldn't notice.
Oh yeah, some apparatchiks ARE calling themselves 'Republican'. McCain, for example.
The PNAC is a 'NEOCON THINK-TANK'.
The last page in this dotPDF gives a roster of a list of them:
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/pdf/RebuildingAmericasDefenses.pdf
Tony Atlas:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Atlas
John kerry:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuONvtOLb_M
Seriously, they can't let a black man continue without being 'in charge' of him, now; can they? Forgive me for the usage. I meant 'A MULLATO'.
Off topic but concerning 'news' aka Donald Sterling and his raciss talk. Kareem Adbul-Jabbar lit into everyone over this. Good op ed piece pointing out hypocrisy on all sides here.
http://toprightnews.com/?p=2777
The NBA players, media, and grievance mongers such as Al Sharpton are up in arms over vile L.A. Clippers owner Donald Sterling’s alleged racist remarks. But NBA legend Kareem Abdul-Jabbar today said a pox on both your houses – calling out the hypocrisy behind the whole affair and presenting by far the most rounded – and surprisingly libertarian — view thus far.
Abdul-Jabbar, in an op-ed piece in TIME attacked the collective outrage emanating from America’s media over Sterling’s aremarks to his girlfriend, calling the publication of a private conversation “sleazy” and wondering why earlier, more public manifestations of racism failed to shock those such as Al Sharpton, and the NAACP.
Abdul-Jabbar explains that we’re witnessing a veritable “finger-wagging Olympics . . . all over the latest in a long line of rich white celebrities to come out of the racist closet.”
“Yes, I’m angry, too,” Abdul-Jabbar admits, “but not just about the sins of Donald Sterling. I’ve got a list.”
That list includes Sterling’s girlfriend, V. Stiviano, whose voice is heard on the racially-loaded tape and who likely set the Clippers’ owner up.
And speaking of the news media? “They caught big game on a slow news day,” Abdul-Jabbar explained, “so they put his head on a pike, dubbed him Lord of the Flies, and danced around him whooping.”
The former NBA all-star, who played for the Milwaukee Bucks and L.A. Lakers from 1969 to 1989, has no sympathy for Sterling. But he is upset that everyone is acting so surprised, noting that the NBA owner has said offensive comments in the past and has been sued over both housing and employment discrimination.
Abdul-Jabbar is correct, but it is worse than that. The NAACP accepted multiple grants from the Donald T. Sterling Charitable Foundation and handed Sterling several “image awards” — despite full knowledge of his prior, massive fine for discrimination against Blacks in his slumlord housing.
Abdul-Jabbar, perhaps channeling his closet libertarianism, also blasted the fact that Sterling’s private conversation — however racist — was suddenly broadcast nationwide.
“So, if we’re all going to be outraged,” the former NBA star wrapped up, “let’s be outraged that we weren’t more outraged when his racism was first evident. Let’s be outraged that private conversations between people in an intimate relationship are recorded and publicly played. Let’s be outraged that whoever did the betraying will probably get a book deal, a sitcom, trade recipes with Hoda and Kathie Lee, and soon appear on ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ and ‘Dancing with the Stars.’”
Brilliant.
I have been waiting for someone to publicly raise the issue of the recording, which is a crime as far as I know.
So it is ok for everyone to tape private conversations now and sell them to TMZ, Mr Holder?
Rather ironically, the name of the NBA official in charge of deciding Sterlings fate, is Silver.
they shouted the SD mayor out of office over charges of sexist behavior. it seems to be a disease on the left coast. make an allegation and then demand the resignation, (don't bother to connect the dots) or in this case that the legal owner of a business sell his business (call it eminent domain) with no evidence of discrimination. ( i dont like the president is that a crime? - just because he is black?) and i certainly dont like the culture potus brings, is that a crime either? cambridge prof, etc?) the common deonominator thus far is lining up OLD WHITE MEN to take the fall. well aint that easy
Sterling---------Silver, nice observation there William. The MSM directors must be musing about that little coincidence.
I had the same thoughts about the recording of the phone call. Wasn;t there a house speaker that got his cell phone call in Florida recorded, blew his speakership, but the kid got prison??
Kareem ran with Bruce Lee, so he has to be solid:
http://youtu.be/t73LMDb9NTM
I think you meant 'prostrating', not 'pronating'
This means I need to run more.
1.
to turn into a prone position; to rotate (the hand or forearm) so that the surface of the palm is downward or toward the back; to turn (the sole of the foot) outward so that the inner edge of the foot bears the weight when standing. 2.
(in vertebrates) to rotate (any limb or joint) in a similar manner. verb (used without object), pro·nat·ed, pro·nat·ing.
3.
to become pronated. Origin:
1830–40; < Late Latin pr?n?tus, past participle of pr?n?re to bend forward, derivative of Latin pr?nus; see prone1 , -ate1
He is assuming the prone position before his masters; he is prostating himself, he is bending forward (bending over while standing). Palms down on the desk, feet spread and planted, ass sticking out... PRONATED and PREPARED for a PROSTATE PROBING... Your usage is archaic but correct.
Archaic but correct...that's me ;-)
Kerry is fucked.
At least Disguised like this, he has a better chance to suck ass
is it just my imagination or are our "leaders" becoming logarithmically more retarded?
The Eleventh Commandment:
THOU SHALT NOT TELL THE TRUTH, ABOUT THE JEWS!
Cry "Havoc!" and let slip the horses of war.
The Bard, the real one, Edward de Vere, not the semi-literate actor, wrote,
"Let slip the dogs of war." Julius Caesar, Act (sabe dios, I used to have a mind)
You of all people, should know that, pup. Your peeps;)
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous cabinet officials,
We few, we happy few, we band of Lowbrows,
Know that which we call a horse
By any other name
Would look, and smell, like Kerry. ;)
Only a few mixed metaphors,
but methinks we have a winner;)
If John Kerry were drowning, NOBODY would save him.
(he can use the whoopie cushion as a life raft.)
I'd throw him a bucket of hammers;)
Waste of good tools. How about a big freakin' rock instead?
Skull and Bones Kohn... he keeps popping up just when you thought he was gonna relax and milk his ugly wife's $$
Morticia - that's what I like about Lurch - he is so persuasive.
The only way I would ever rest my piles on that is if it had a large circular hole with water on top of it and a distance separating me from "it" of more than 10 inches...
Otherwise superb job!
Here is some more news coming from the whoopie cushion and his side-kick Uncle "Denial ain't just a river in Egypt" Remus
gerald ford used to fart and blame it on the secret service guys. he could have used Kerry. oh that was me, no problem, we went to el torito for lunch.
Great commentary on the noxious emanations of Kerry...
Shame on you John Kerry. way too much truth... kinda like this irreverant piece of performance art, "The Holocaust's visit to Yad Vashem":
http://youtu.be/flfUvPyLVZI
yeah, she is probably crazy... but hard to argue with the points she raises...
these guys are loaded weapons when not in front of a Zionist approved teleprompter
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep all those lies straight when you say anything about the ME? without a script or a teleprompter, unpossible.
yeah he slipped up and said something close to the truth, that isn't going to sit well. kerry will say something about israeli security in a few days in diplomatic atonement, bet on it.
They should have sent in Biden
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0ZIJdN05QE
Yeah, Joe can get away with saying anything!
And get away with it, good ole Crazy Uncle Joe:
"I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean..."
Yeah, so clearly the political thing to do at that point is, pick ole Joe as your running mate, making you unimpeachable...a Faustian/Hobson's choice for the prosecutor if there ever was one...lol.
Got his wires crossed and told the truth.
It's difficult to say what happened here, chest thumping and back peddling or blabber mouth.
Surely, a diplomat should know the impact of using that word in the context of Israel. There has been plenty of controversy about it. So either he meant what he said and retreated or he has verbal diarrhea, two distinct possibilities.
Verbal diarrhea is consistent with shit-for-brains . . .
JOhn KErry .......JOKE
WilliamBanzai7... this one's for you!
A Goose That Lays Golden Eggs
A hand-powered 'kitchen gadget' that magically scrambles an egg without breaking or penetrating the shell.
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/ylinedesign/a-goose-that-lays-golde...
I figured you could find away to use this new material, in a creative way... wink
That Golden Goose thing actually looks like a great idea! Thanks for posting this.
I had to show the wifey. Now she can't say I waste all my time reading "that one site".
Totally unrelated to the original topic but it does involve vortices.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jHsq36_NTU
Careful, here. You're getting too 'intellectual'.
I saw this same modeling some years ago. It is truly fascinating to comprehend a larger part of the actual truth. I could spend hours and hours on this subject (but I won't, because this is ZeroHedge, a FINANCIAL blog, for fuck sakes).
Let me get you back on track regarding a post that you think is 'totally unrelated'. You are incorrect, and I'll show you why:
If the solar system is a vortex (much like spinning water as it goes down the bowl towards the sewage system), then I would have to say that it's the big FLUSH, and we're on the rim.
KERRY, however, intends to leave a swirl or two to mark his passage (double entendre' implied). He is simply a swirled brown Lurch-stain on the porcelin, I suppose (much like Moochelle, the chimp-wife, and her 'whirled peas'). 'I'm John kerry, and I'm reporting for DOODIE', or something.
THERE. Back to the original subject of flatulence (implying a bowel movement that is impending) and Kerry's mouth... Would you call this 'circular logic', or is it more of a VORTEX? I'd appreciate a courtesy flush, at least.