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Fri, 05/09/2014 - 11:01 | 4743367 Obamanism
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I might not be the first to print this but here goes anyway:

Under Obamacopter

IF YOU LIKE YOUR COPTER, YOU CAN KEEP YOUR COPTER,

The Premiums will be no more that a cable or mobile payment.

 I wonder if Ben Bernake will come out of retirement to fly it.....

Fri, 05/09/2014 - 10:10 | 4743158 adonisdemilo
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I don't know why he ordered a helicopter for delivery in 2020.

By that time he will be just a footnote in the "History of The Demise of The US of A" 

Thu, 05/08/2014 - 19:28 | 4741594 rosiescenario
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....speaking of wasting our tax money, saw that item today where one of Biden's buddies and an Obama donor was given a taxpayer backed $20 million loan to open a Porsche dealership in the Ukraine.

 

Now I recognize that $20 million is not worth counting, but the use of the loan proceeds is ironic.

Thu, 05/08/2014 - 16:59 | 4741119 gaoptimize
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Not to be insulting, but doesn't the picture of Putin at drudgereport make him look like the Dune Mother Superior ? http://www.montalq.com/edit/dune-reverend-mother

Thu, 05/08/2014 - 14:28 | 4740550 NoWayJose
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The helicopter itself is only $200 million -- but you have to add on another $1 billion in order to shield it and encrypt it enough so that the NSA can't spy on the President.

Thu, 05/08/2014 - 15:41 | 4740890 the grateful un...
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and then the NSA has to spend a billion so the President can't spy on them

Thu, 05/08/2014 - 14:27 | 4740547 Bunga Bunga
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Pimp my copter!

Thu, 05/08/2014 - 13:50 | 4740400 theprofromdover
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William,

This might appeal to your twisted mind.

Respect, bro.

http://www.designboom.com/art/interview-with-artist-li-hongbo-05-08-2014

Thu, 05/08/2014 - 13:56 | 4740427 williambanzai7
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Wow, I like that skull. It would be cool to do that with FRNs.

Thu, 05/08/2014 - 13:48 | 4740393 kevinearick
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too funny, on many levels...

Thu, 05/08/2014 - 13:18 | 4740265 Notsobadwlad
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The United States have had some really bad presidents. Woodrow Wilson and George Bush come to mind. However, none as catostrophically horrible as the current Obozo clown. He takes first prize without a contest (why count votes when the media can just print the winner?). I have to think that those who put the clown in charge of the US government must have gotten massive laughs over it. Why else do it if not for chuckles?

Thu, 05/08/2014 - 12:58 | 4740206 BigRedRider
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What Obama really has his eye on is that row of tulips in the background.  He intends to best Bill Murray by whacking all of them way past the out house.

Thu, 05/08/2014 - 12:18 | 4740075 theprofromdover
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Hey,

in some parts of the world, the workin' man plays golf!!

The country club weasels don't play golf, they just drive silly buggies around a park.

 

Sandy McDivott & Lafe Coker 1965

Thu, 05/08/2014 - 12:21 | 4740082 williambanzai7
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Pelham, Bronx

Thu, 05/08/2014 - 12:09 | 4740047 Manipuflation
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The title was enough to crack me up.  I can't stop laughing.  And then the picture?  The upside down flag is perfect.

Thu, 05/08/2014 - 11:51 | 4739991 ptoemmes
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Maybe add Biden in the yellow C7 Corvette from the WHCD video.  

Thu, 05/08/2014 - 11:50 | 4739989 Squid Viscous
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I heard the VXX was crashing today, was Obozo aboard?

Thu, 05/08/2014 - 11:22 | 4739881 the grateful un...
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do you suppose obama really likes to play golf, or he is just doing it because bush did it?

Thu, 05/08/2014 - 11:59 | 4740020 GeezerGeek
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I was always of the opinion that he just likes to play with his putter.

Thu, 05/08/2014 - 11:49 | 4739981 Squid Viscous
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I think he figured out it's a good way to get away from his miserable, ugly, twat wife for 5-6 hours... probably the same with a fair # of married men...

Thu, 05/08/2014 - 11:31 | 4739907 williambanzai7
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He may like it, but what he likes the most is the image he thinks it projects: elite influence and power.

Meanwhile, he is damaging the image of the game. Not that there is much left.

Who wants to spend the weekend looking like that turbo-douchebag? 

Thu, 05/08/2014 - 12:14 | 4740049 williambanzai7
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I am going to expand on this a little bit further. 

Golf is a great game to play when you are on fire with everything else in your life. You earned the right to go waste 4-5-6 hours of fuck you time and play a silly game horsing around with your pals, smoking oversized cigars, tellling dirty jokes etc. It takes a special kind of douchebag to find so much time to waste on the golf course when everything else is a crisis let alone a total disaster. 

This is the kind of douchebag we now have in the White House. The amount of rounds he gets in annually far exceeds what would be considered respectable for an avid weekender. 

I would love to know what books, besides Mein Kampf and Go Dog Go, this shit for brained loser reads.

Fri, 05/09/2014 - 09:02 | 4742945 WillyGroper
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I have it on good authority his fav is "Are You My Mother" by P.D. Eastman.

Thu, 05/08/2014 - 16:19 | 4741008 hot sauce technician
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He once mentioned, in the beginnning of his presidency when his acolytes still kinda believed in him, that he read a biography of Abe Lincoln. As I've been recently learning, Lincoln was no small tyrant. Hence, quite fitting.

Thu, 05/08/2014 - 15:44 | 4740900 Uchtdorf
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Yep. Used to play 3-4 times/year, but gave it up 5-6 years ago. Insane waste of time.

Thu, 05/08/2014 - 14:11 | 4740485 Manipuflation
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I guess this one is a "gimme".  Does he even fucking what game he is playing?  A fucking idiot.

Thu, 05/08/2014 - 13:43 | 4740381 SAT 800
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I hope some engineer at United Technologies slips the "fail at high altitude bearing" in the design; and no one catches it.

Thu, 05/08/2014 - 13:18 | 4740283 lex parsimoniae
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Well said, logged in just to give you the up arrow.

Thu, 05/08/2014 - 16:22 | 4741018 PRO.223
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Come on William, you don't think he actually reads, do you?

Thu, 05/08/2014 - 20:50 | 4741849 williambanzai7
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I believe Mein Kampf, like GDG, had some pictures in it. ;-)

Thu, 05/08/2014 - 10:59 | 4739776 unplugged
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I want to know how much his new THRONE and his CROWN cost? 

WB, we need another picture....

Fri, 05/09/2014 - 09:25 | 4743004 KnightTakesKing
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The White House is going to put WB out of business. Did you see the pic of Obomber sitting on his throne with a crown on his knee? You can't make this up.

http://t.co/wG4KbQ7BLn

Thu, 05/08/2014 - 10:57 | 4739770 stant
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Avalible with pussy magnate delete

Thu, 05/08/2014 - 11:02 | 4739794 alphamentalist
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regardless, guaranteed to get you and your clubs beyond the fairway to sink that clutch putt from the rough

Thu, 05/08/2014 - 10:51 | 4739742 machineh
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Do I see peeps waving flags on the roof, trying to catch the last copter out of Saigon-on-the-Potomac?

Ho-ho-ho Chi Minh, comrades.

Thu, 05/08/2014 - 10:47 | 4739725 optimator
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One chopper not enough for this guy, they're buying twenty-one of them.  Well, the Obamas do have a large familiy and friends and can't drive to the airprort to start their vacations, but 21 of 'em?

Thu, 05/08/2014 - 10:35 | 4739685 Nadine of Tyrol
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1.2 billion FRN on barry's golf cart.  At this point, what difference does it make!  And no landing that cart on the green, dude!  At least golf still has some rules of order.

Thu, 05/08/2014 - 10:26 | 4739652 Son of Captain Nemo
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SiKoRSKY!!!

Ah yes that Russian immigrant that made good for the Amerikansky economy!!! 

Let's hope that new helicopter malfunctions and sinks a "hole-in-one" right on top of the U.S. Capitol so that we can all celebrate the victory for the Republic!

Thu, 05/08/2014 - 11:50 | 4739986 teslaberry
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sikorsky came to the u.s because the czar had made russia SO poor due to his opulence that a few european bankers were able to infiltrate his entire EMPIRE, with nothing but a few rabble rousing populists using the new jargon of 'communism' to overthrow the czar. 

 

igor came to the u.s. in the 30's when the collectivists were busy looting the middle class and stealing land from peasants who owned small amounts of it. "kulaks" . this policy was a total rape of the country which led to the starvation of many , particularly when stalin took over from the lenninists and made things far worse. 

 

this pattern of the ultra wealthy abandoning their duty to care for the society below them , and then allowing for total infiltration by populists who seek nothing more than to destroy the country is not good or bad per se. 

 

you are judging mr. sikorsky for doing what many ambitious and creative people do when they are born into circumstances that prevent them from using their talents. THEY LEAVE. 

NO SIKORSKY WAS A DECENT GUY and the u.s. got the benefit of his talents because the u.s. was , despite the guilded age of the 20's and 30's still a far better place than russia with less actual starvation. 

 

and because of him, the u.s. miltiary only got stronger....delivering the bounty of helicopter technolodgies we have today!. 

don't shit on LEGAL immigrants. you may one day be yourself one if the u.s. elites fuck things up enough. 

Thu, 05/08/2014 - 12:23 | 4740078 Son of Captain Nemo
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Ah yes the entrepreneurial casino that is and has been America since 1913!

Yes we destroyed Russia's economy then as we are attempting to do now so that we could drain the swamp of that Eastern talent as a magnet for wealth creation here at home!  What I wouldn't give to go back even to the 1930's Depression in this Country or the 1990's after we out spent the Russians to win the Cold War only to be bankrupt 23 years later!

Interesting that you use Mr. Tesla in your name?...

How did that one turn out given his genius and contributions to science? Even if Edison wasn't a Jew he might as well have been given the fact he sold out robbing him of his patent(s) denying him the agreed contracts for business that were promised Tesla which would have made him a millionaire and sending him into extreme poverty before his death with the DoD using all of it and perfecting "it" 100 years later!

Certainly looks familiar to what we're seeing today -Don't It!

Just another boom and bust for the Central Banks... Only this time around a good quality crash helmet won't even save you for what is about to be felt!!!

 

Thu, 05/08/2014 - 10:17 | 4739607 STP
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Best one yet!  Too friggin funny!

Thu, 05/08/2014 - 10:14 | 4739592 falak pema
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does he get a mulligan to land that right on the WH lawn? 

Thu, 05/08/2014 - 10:20 | 4739630 williambanzai7
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He is Mulligan

Thu, 05/08/2014 - 10:28 | 4739664 Translational Lift
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Yea....these a-holes can spend $1.2 Billion on an obammacopter but they can't find the funds to maintain the A10 close air support aircraft to protect our troops on the ground.............

Thu, 05/08/2014 - 11:56 | 4740009 Boxed Merlot
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$1.2 Billion on an obammacopter...

 

 

I realize Ben's copter's been flying non stop for several years now, but is inflation so high now that a stupid verticle lifting craft now exceeds the cost of a B1?  I remember all the crap Reagan caught for the cost over runs in the day, but where's the outrage for this?  If it wasn't for WB7 and ZH the light of reason in the 4th estate would've been snuffed out long ago. 

We need another 95 theses nailed to the door, these people have no shame!

 

jmo.

Thu, 05/08/2014 - 13:04 | 4740238 optimator
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Obama can't make do with ONE chopper.  the 1.2 billion is for 21 of them.  Mother in law travels in one, pooch in another, etc.

Fri, 05/09/2014 - 07:20 | 4742780 Greenie
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The one for Michelle will need extra wide seats to fit her BROAD ass in

Fri, 05/09/2014 - 03:54 | 4742637 Boxed Merlot
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1.2 billion is for 21 of them...

 

 

Whew.  For a minute there I thought the USG was overpaying another MIC firm for more unnecessary stuff.  At <60M a pop maybe we should just go ahead and buy the company.

Thu, 05/08/2014 - 10:35 | 4739683 Pure Evil
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Shouldn't Biden be there somewhere standing around like a Lawn Jockey?

Possibly with his shotgun scaring away all the pigeons.

Thu, 05/08/2014 - 16:10 | 4740984 BeetleBailey
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Na....Choo Choo Joe's too busy fucking around, acting stupid, saying asinine things...lying.....shit he's good at. LOVES being fawned on by Alzheimers patients and old ladies, too fuckin stupid to know anything...and the dumbed down....and it's hard to find people dumber than fucking Joe Biden....

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