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Mon, 05/12/2014 - 15:09 | 4751768 the grateful un...
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thanks wmb7 this is very cool

Mon, 05/12/2014 - 14:41 | 4751587 hot sauce technician
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sex and power now commodities

a woman bearded like socrates

the middle class contained

by blood and fire entertained

thanks to capitalism of cronies

Mon, 05/12/2014 - 13:50 | 4751433 the grateful un...
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its the guy doing pushups with the bearded lady on his back, bail out, bail in, one two, this is the way we conquer the world (though not all central bankers look like this)

Mon, 05/12/2014 - 14:02 | 4751472 williambanzai7
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I see I have to expand on this. The bearded lady is actually an Austrian fella who calls himself Conchita Wurst. He/she won the Eurovision song contest on Saturday. He/she is a Kardashian look alike. That is Kanye West in the picture.

Mon, 05/12/2014 - 15:03 | 4751739 the grateful un...
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Burden Of Grief - Rise Like A Phoenix Lyrics

Artist: Burden Of Grief

Album: Follow The Flames

Genre: Rock
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Play Song
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The war is lost on the battlefields*
Hordes of terror tyrannised the land
But then a lightning in the sky
The earth is quaking with clouds of dust

Stormy clouds in the sky
The resurrection of the human army
Sprout up out of nowhere
The heroes are back
Rise like a phoenix

Sending back to safe the world
The resurrection of the human army
Sprout up out of nowhere
The heroes are back
Rise like a phoenix

Stormy clouds in the sky
The resurrection of the human army
Sprout up out of nowhere
The heroes are back
Rise like a phoenix

Sending back to safe the world
The resurrection of the human army
Sprout up out of nowhere
The heroes are back
Rise like a phoenix

The human army marching on
Thousands standing face to face
war cries all over the land
The final battle between good and evil

Blood red saturated ground
The enemies butchered all long the line
High in the sky a phoenix
Celebrate his famous victory

Stormy clouds in the sky
The resurrection of the human army
Sprout up out of nowhere
The heroes are back
Rise like a phoenix

Sending back to safe the world
The resurrection of the human army
Sprout up out of nowhere
The heroes are back
Rise like a phoenix

short summary:
euro modern jesus in an evening dress singing a song from revelations.

Mon, 05/12/2014 - 14:38 | 4751611 CHX
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One wonders what he might be doing with his wurst (=sausage... :)

Mon, 05/12/2014 - 15:02 | 4751735 Joe A
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Conchita comes from the Spanish Concha which means 'shell' in English but in Spanish is slang for vagina. So her/his name is Vagina Sausage.

I stopped watching the Eurovision song contest in 1988. I don't know this year winner's song but friends tell me it is pretty bad. Without the beard he/she probably would not have won. The thing is, every year they need to come up with something more ludicrous or else the European sheep get bored. This year was brought to you under the banner of 'equal rights yadiyadi ya' but I fail to see how parading a freak show can do any good for transvestites.

Mon, 05/12/2014 - 15:18 | 4751798 williambanzai7
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Freak show is a good way to describe it.

I went to the big Katoey Revue in Chiang Mai Thailand years ago. It is a big tourist attraction and quite an impressive production. I would describe it as classy as opposed to a freak show. No bearded transvestites named Wurst there.  When the "ladies" are outside bidding farewell to the audience, the only way you can figure out what is going on is bone structure and gait.

Mon, 05/12/2014 - 15:36 | 4751915 Joe A
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To each their own fancy. Human sexuality is complicated. If people dig that kind of thing, go for it. As long it is consentual and not under aged. I can appreciate a work of art. But the Eurovision song contest indeed has turned into a freak show and will not aide in furthering the cause of these people. Because it has become a mockery.

Mon, 05/12/2014 - 13:37 | 4751389 toadold
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Uhm, "Kill it, Kill it with fire!" Seems to be the first thing that pops into my mind. I wonder if Obama phoned in for a date??

Mon, 05/12/2014 - 13:13 | 4751291 I Write Code
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sometimes I need subtitles for these thangs ...

Mon, 05/12/2014 - 13:22 | 4751332 dontgoforit
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Heh, heh....pull my finger?

Mon, 05/12/2014 - 13:06 | 4751270 cougar_w
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It's funny but it's not really funny. No fault of the artist. It's just not funny.

Mon, 05/12/2014 - 13:48 | 4751424 the grateful un...
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kind of like two football players kissing, or one football player and one boyfriend. you know for years everyone looked the other way when these guys were patting each other on the ass (but our fathers knew something was going on didnt they?) and there's something to parody there (like obama googles on putin) and so maybe its a redo on the KISS, that gawky giant statue that came to san diego, (live obama, whats the latin phrase, i came i saw i took a lot of money home) which portrayed the famous VE day shot of a sailor kissing a nurse in New York. im glad its not funny

Mon, 05/12/2014 - 15:02 | 4751718 williambanzai7
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I don't really care about his sexual orientation. It turned into an opportunity to do the other pictures.

I did the first picture earlier last week before I knew what was happening. Apparently the event became politicized. The pair of Russian contestants, both women, were booed and jeered on Thursday. Various politicians in Russia and Eastern Europe threw macho hissy fits over the final result and certain Europeans crowed about how this is an example of European tolerance versus Russian fascism and homophobia.

Meanwhile, unarmed civilians were shot at a polling station.

Oh what a wonderful world...a Eurotopea of friendship and understanding.

And fuck you Victoria Nuland!

Mon, 05/12/2014 - 19:48 | 4752782 Boxed Merlot
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this is an example of European tolerance...

 

 

As someone whose immediate family has dealt with this issue, the fact of the matter is most every person engaged in this behavior was initiated into the "lifestyle" by someone older and/or in a position of "authority".   So why all the angst towards unmarried / "celibate" individuals in the catholic church, especially here in the US?

 

May I suggest the obvious reason without being castigated as “homophobic”?  This conduct remains being considered as a “perversion”, ask any “traditional” parent who has born a child that has been recruited into the practice.

 

You want your tolerance?  You can keep your tolerance. 

Personally, I find nothing “beautiful”, “lovely” or “natural” in the conduct.  My now dead brother asked me in fact to spread the message.  I told him and my mother I would do what I could.

 

Jmo.   

Mon, 05/12/2014 - 15:06 | 4751758 the grateful un...
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the new fascism, insidious, but the russians recognize its a blood archetype for them

Mon, 05/12/2014 - 13:13 | 4751289 williambanzai7
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Perhaps fucked up is the expression...

Mon, 05/12/2014 - 12:00 | 4751025 the grateful un...
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i know its brazilian but how about Mas Que Nada for the eurovision song

More than anything
Step aside
I want to come through
the Samba is livel
I want to samba
This samba
a mix marcatu
Samba from Preto Velho
Sambra from Preto you
More than anything
A samba like this so cool
You won´t want me to get to the end.

Mon, 05/12/2014 - 11:53 | 4750993 the grateful un...
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whoa debt brother beer googles

Mon, 05/12/2014 - 13:43 | 4751409 RevRex
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I just threw up in my mouth

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