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nmewn.
C'mon, lighten up.
I mean, really. You did not see the humor gold of Rove claiming Hillary has brain damage?
The first thing that I thought of was:
"AT THIS POINT, WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?"
And the sad part is, she would be correct. They're all barking mad.
The left has constantly pushed the idea that the Wooky is attractive, has a sense of style, and therefore she is "relevant" and should be listened to. The mockery from alternative media must really, really burn.
Banzai! William.
Awesome, WB VII! Everybody gets an up arrow today.
Wow! What a post. I just got off the phone with Angus McHugePenis. What a unique guy. He was writing this as he was talking to me just an hour ago. He is a special snowflake alright. He has savant like abilities.
http://www.boatingaccidentnews.com/daily-idiotbaggery/
Bang on WB7...... David Cameron with the little titties and Conchita Wurst with the black beard should be side by side ..... UK and EU blahhhh.....
These are classics! Thanks Banzai!
William, you owe me a new keyboard with that Rove pic . . .
I just went down today's list of douchebags in the news and said Ok everyone one them is going to get selfied ;-)
DAMN, WB! I just can't decide!
Is it the Wookie in the theater, or the kitty on the tub?
NO. The award goes to...
Madam Karlie Rove!
Come on up, Karlie, and let the people watch your bouncing belly-fat...
Greed and avarice are O.K. I suppose, but VANITY... THAT is definetely my FAVORITE sin!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOfUGixqV0A
Until next time,
Satan (but, you can call me 'dad')
Its a veritable rogues gallery of psychotic moonbats.
If anyone needed clearer evidence that these ESTABLISHMENT fuckers care more about personal power & lining their own pockets, look whats going on around you.
Rove (idiot fucktard that he is) says Hitlary has brain damage from her fall...lol. HITLARY HAS ALWAYS BEEN AS NUTS AS YOU ROVE but thanks for diverting everyones attention FROM her...to your distraction.
And Jeb, one can't slide a piece of paper between his position on throwing open the border for cheap labor (at the expense of the lower & middle classes) because the fucking Chamber of Commerce (corporations) wants it just as much as Hitlary, Obama or Reid.
And McCain (perusing the news)...WTF...“If they knew where they were, I certainly would send in U.S. troops to rescue them, in a New York minute I would, without permission of the host country,” McCain told The Daily Beast on Tuesday. “I wouldn’t be waiting for some kind of permission from some guy named Goodluck Jonathan,” he added, referring to the president of Nigeria."
You think these assholes are keeping them all together? What happens when you send in the Ops and get out with ten and these fucking lunatics kill the other 280? You're just as fucking limp, incompetent and brain addled as FLOTUS tweeting #LetThemGo or whatever the hell that was supposed to mean or do. Its Nigeria, shut the fuck up and let the mighty UN Bangladeshi blue helmets handle it. Putin, Merkel, Cameron, Li Keqiang etal don't have their boxers in a bunch about it or tweeting hastag tears about it do they?
Meanwhile, all you assholes fiddle while it burns, juggling these shiny objects in the air as your slavish press dutifully reports on it, winking & twerking as you line your pockets and pad your pensions & benis.
There will be no life boats for any of you, no place to hide on this entire planet and you will be hunted down like the rabid dogs you are.
Well spat sir...
"And McCain (perusing the news)...WTF...“If they knew where they were, I certainly would send in U.S. troops to rescue them, in a New York minute I would, without permission of the host country,” McCain told The Daily Beast on Tuesday."
Yeah. Too bad McCain wasn't half as resolute when it came to rescuing the POW's that he knew were left behind in Vietnam. Click here to read what the scumbag did to impede investigations and efforts into POW's left behind.
+1000. Spot on rant. You couldn't script this stuff if you tried. No one would believe the script as it's too unbelievable.
I swear Knight, the most galling thing to me is, the ones who brought this country to the position its in, actually think they will be held blameless...like it was just an accident...just some small fender bender on the freeway of "statesmanship" that can be easily explained away where they are not at fault.
When in actuality, it was the premeditated demolition derby of our lives, property and futures, the very things they were sent in trust, to protect.
And they think their security, pensions and benefits are safe for the rest of their lives, dependent on the very families they just gang raped.
It takes a special kind of arrogance only people in power can muster.
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Rob Choi, Holly Paz, Chip Hull, Steven Grodnitzky, Lois Lerner etal...this means you too. You don't get to slide out the backdoor for being simple-minded-bureaucratic-apparatchiks.
http://www.judicialwatch.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/JW1559-001692.pdf
You chose the state over the people, you chose poorly.
Blasted! Right outta the park WB - oh man!
ya' want to know what is wrong with the world?
it is called the evolved "wolfowitz doctrine". go figure,
one narcissist could screw up the works and they say
one monkey don't spoil the show. sheesh.
so he went to the world bank, figures, then some
kind of scandal ensued. google it.
nothing but death and destruction in his wake and
continues to manifest and unfold. one monkey indeed ....
using spit to shine his hairs, nice touch.
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links.
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you the man ..?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bnpTK5mgZQ
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolfowitz_Doctrine
Wolfowitz Doctrine
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Paul Wolfowitz, co-author of the doctrine.
Wolfowitz Doctrine is an unofficial name given to the initial version of the Defense Planning Guidance for the 1994–99 fiscal years (dated February 18, 1992) authored by Under Secretary of Defense for Policy Paul Wolfowitz and his deputy Scooter Libby.
Not intended for public release, it was leaked to the New York Times on March 7, 1992,[1] and sparked a public controversy about U.S. foreign and defense policy. The document was widely criticized as imperialist as the document outlined a policy of unilateralism and pre-emptive military action to suppress potential threats from other nations and prevent any other nation from rising to superpower status.
Such was the outcry that the document was hastily re-written under the close supervision of U.S. Secretary of Defense Dick Cheney and Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Colin Powell before being officially released on April 16, 1992. Many of its tenets re-emerged in the Bush Doctrine,[2] which was described by Senator Edward M. Kennedy as "a call for 21st century American imperialism that no other nation can or should accept."[3]...
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http://www.spiegel.de/international/world-bank-scandal-paul-wolfowitz-s-...
World Bank Scandal: Paul Wolfowitz's Fatal Weakness
By Juan Cole
The cronyism that may cost him his World Bank job is also what caused the Iraq debacle.
World Bank President Paul Wolfowitz is in trouble.
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The executive board of the World Bank mulled a possible vote of no confidence in the leadership of its president, Paul Wolfowitz, this weekend. How did the renowned neoconservative and former deputy secretary of defense, a primary architect of the Iraq war, come to these straits? Is he, as he claims, the victim of a smear campaign by those who dislike his politics? Or do the charges of favoritism and nepotism reflect genuine character flaws?
ANZEIGE
The small morality play unfolding at the World Bank tells us something significant about how the United States became bogged down in the Iraq quagmire when Wolfowitz was highly influential at the Department of Defense. The simple fact is that Wolfowitz has throughout his entire career demonstrated a penchant for cronyism and for smearing and marginalizing perceived rivals as tactics for getting his way. He has been arrogant and highhanded in dismissing the views of wiser and more informed experts, exhibiting a narcissism that is also apparent in his personal life. Indeed, these tactics are typical of what might be called the "neoconservative style."
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Soon after becoming head of the World Bank, Wolfowitz lapsed into his typical favoritism, even while he was, ironically, decrying the technique as practiced by governments of the global South. Instead of having an open search for some key positions and allowing for promotions from within, Wolfowitz simply installed Republicans from the Bush administration in high positions with enormous salaries. He brought Kevin Kellems from Dick Cheney's office (where he had been communications director) and gave him a tax-free salary said to have been as high as $250,000 a year. As Wolfowitz's new senior advisor, Kellems was leap-frogged over hundreds of officials with serious credentials in development work, something about which he knew little. When representing Cheney, Kellems went to great lengths to defend the vice president's implausible conspiracy theory linking Saddam Hussein and Osama bin Laden." ...
there is no end to the horse shit, authority, "leadership", false hisory,
law crap these ass holes shovel upon the people ...
Yeah - I hear you loud 'n clear bro:
that rat-face Wolfowitz is a scumbag's scumbag.
bidens in fascist ukraine, oh joy!
mccain could probably set him up with
some drinking buddies or a golf course
project, maybe some condo building
projects. unreal
the f..ing fascist global democrats always
have an executive who does not realise that
when they bite their lower lip in public
or in a sefie they look like a moron narcissist
that has fallen in love with their lying and
contrived, fraudulently manufactured, self image.
they teach that shit in marketing acting classes
for pretty people hired to model and sell poisonous
tooth paste to poor working mothers who shop for
their starving offspring.
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i think there must be another communication to this
for those in the "know" but i haven't figured it
out just yet? bite your lip? wtf
great heapin' superlatives for wb7. what a
political circus-show of dementia this 21st
century global farce is; a sane person would
be speechless, but not me.
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i just checked out the eurovision song contest
and the winner, again, a sane person would be
speechless, but not me. (this conchita wurst
is a sort of genius it appears; just when you thought
the last thing one would need is a massive distraction
he/she delivers just that and with a kick, maybe turning
lead into gold, maybe putting the lie to the liars, maybe
just f..ing nuts, maybe all of that and a bag of chips-fries,
maybe conchita will sell designer under arm deoderant
for apes, maybe this will be the thing to get the british
to join the euro, ...etc ...
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so much to say and so few letters to use .....
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let me start with wtf? and a couple historic links
to shred your mind should you decide wrapping it around
current political policy is worth the effort. this shock and
awe is for them and us to share, here, in this life. a legacy
gifted to the children.
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The New American Century. Part 1/10
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U14cONsdsYQ
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The Grand Design: The Hidden Plan That Shapes U.S. Foreign Policy | G. Edward Griffin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pz4PXuykXdE
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The Moon Landings Fact or Fiction complete fixed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mzh-CWImMA
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http://www.youtube.com/user/TREAPATRA
Patrea Patrick - American Empire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOxkaFCvTRU
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Norman Dodd and Stan Monteith - The Enemy Within [Foundations]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8irQifrpmEY
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admittedly, none of these satisfy like
pork or pigmeat nor cut to the quick like conchita
wurst or con-cheater hot dog. funny, funny, funny ....
but when will m. wurst go brazilian and wtf? talk
about the mystery of the holy of holies? i bet the new
pope and the dalai lama could tweet some hilarious stuff
on this topic. almost tempting enough to get me to
join f...g face book and give them all my metadata; too late,
verizon and google already own it.
Conchita ('little shell') Wurst ('sausage' or 'worst', take yr pick/pic) = circus act. Never has 'bread and circuses' been more blatently stuffed in our jowls till we burst. See the Bearded Lady tent folks. That and 'Phoenix Rising' as a pure NWO symboismus (like the London Olympics opening and closing spooftaculars). Plus Many Uptix for WB7's depiction of the EURODERISION SONG CONTEXT Phoenixes rising in the euro streets:
https://www.flickr.com/photos/expd/13947594829/
http://dragaholic.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Conchita-Wurst-Rise-Lik...
We live in the age of stupid and selfies.
Great.
So now Hunter is hangin' with Harry Reid's solar Chinese turtle lawyer kid.
Attention all US taxpayers, rig for shenanigans. This is no drill.
Let me summarize as follows:
It is not legal for JP Morgan to hire the children of influential Chinese businessmen and politico big wigs to get investment banking business.
But it is OK for a Ukranian gas company to hire the son of the American Vice President because he doesn't have any useful skills other than peddling influence with the US gov't? Oops, I forget, they said he will be in charge of supervising their legal department, the expert on Ukrainian law that he is. I'm sure he knows how to get money from US AID as well.
The only good news is, when they start to think they can do whatever the fuck they want without considering the implications and appearances, it often means you are nearing the pre collapse top. That is what happened to Tammany Hall is it not? Hubris and delusional false invincibility.
BTW: The same reverse logic applies to Reid's son (another influence peddler for sale) and don't think that the Chinese do not see the hypocrisy.
Obviously, the international business community knows the price of admission if one wants to get things done in crony US of A.
The Chinese love the hypocrisy.
"Madam, we've decided on what you are. Now we're just haggling over the price."
And we can be equally sure that Hunter’s well-connected stooge daddy had nothing to do with this –
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=newsarchive&sid=aqLmZz7uKD4g
At least now he can defraud the Ukrainians. Or Putin. Maybe both.
WB7:
but, evidently, it is legal for the Gazprom entity to hire and to engage a serving member of the US Armed Forces, granted an adult child of a senior executive of the US elected executive branch.
Well, how about that?
- Ned
wookie must hate you. keep you eye on the sky. :-) oh and don't stop.
That cat after Vincent has me ROFL!
The Wookie +100!
the first cultural revolution
Karl should be the next Mars Rove(r)
Just to repost on, Voteman.
Unintentional maybe but a shitload of truthiness in this one even if they meant it as humour. Their true nature shines through, control freak nazi's. The sweet irony is the very group they are trying to control has grown apathetic because of them and their actions.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hdvur3tKkps
So hard to choose, but I'll have to go with the Bernake...
Geez, the selfie meme was just MADE for you WB.
I saw that cat being put down at the vet yesterday! Do I detect something ominous in the works? A sign of the times to come? ;-)
As pure comedy goes. this is on a par with your best, WB7. Excellent!
Bernanke is, well, just out there.
The Star Wars themed ones are funny indeed, as well as the Van Gogh selfie. But brother, I'm going to have a heck of a time bleaching some of the other ones out of my brain...
Outstanding as always
http://eyebleach.com/
The Van Gogh kills it.
End of the world
I down voted. No bigger fan BB7 here at ZH but that Van Gogh IS sacred.
Image editing it is obscene & highly VERBOTEN imho.
Hope/trust resonable minds can agree to disagree vis a vis same in this particular instance.
I believe in everything; nothing is sacred, I believe in nothing; everything is sacred, …Ha Ha Ho Ho Hee Hee-- Tom Robbins
I completely agree. The wookee shit made me laugh, but the Van Gogh is a brutal and honest statement on today's society. It's not that technology is bad, it is that technology has become everything, to the exclusion of paying attention to the rest of the world around us. Technology is as good as the use it is put to. But then again, paying attention to nature is good too.
Now, who the fuck decides when a use of technology is good?
with photoshop he never would have had to cut off his ear
clean burning gas. no odour here.
come on baby light my fart
jumping jack flash is a gas gas gas.
If I had to pick my favorites on this round it would have to be John McCain doing a selfie with the nipple rings.
Absolutely "off-the-top" spectacular!
My favorite was Rove in that dress. Priceless expression! Awesome collection of selfies.
My favorite was Chewbacca sorry Michelle Obama getting mad that her husband is selfie with the blonde PM of denmark.