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TBTF SNaPPiNG DouCHe CauGHT!

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BANZAI7 NEWS--A FISHERMAN got the shock of his life when he hauled in a giant, prehistoric-looking TBTF snapping douche turtle while out catfishing.

Oklahoma man Don Hurl was fishing when the 45kg snapping douche grabbed his line. With the help of friend Kenneth Lay, he reeled it in and hauled the creature into the boat.

A stunned-looking Hurl posed for photos with the snapping douche, which are also known as “statist shit-for-brainers” because of their large heads.

They were then ordered by Attorney General Eric Holder to release the massive snapping shit for brainer back into the water unharmed.

 

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Fri, 05/16/2014 - 15:39 | 4767473 UP4Liberty
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Hey WB7 - on a tangentially related musical note...check out the Chilis's version of "Yurtle the Turtle":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXWzbsnb638

Whoever is playing the sax is killin' it...

Thanks for the funny artwork...glad I was not drinking some coffee...cheers!

Fri, 05/16/2014 - 14:04 | 4767122 rosiescenario
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Looks like it has a fat tail..........

Fri, 05/16/2014 - 13:17 | 4766974 Bastiat
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William, show some respect: snapping turtles were here before dinosaurs.

Fri, 05/16/2014 - 13:24 | 4766991 williambanzai7
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And they will be long after

Fri, 05/16/2014 - 13:32 | 4767011 dirty belly
Fri, 05/16/2014 - 12:55 | 4766936 Jeffrey Lebowski
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Fucking awesome !...now on to bliley and leach

Fri, 05/16/2014 - 12:24 | 4766862 Stud Duck
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William, I  have one of those in my creek out back that is twice as big as that one!  When she goes in heat there is at least 5 males the same size as that one trying to mount her! 

She has a nest under a large  sycamore tree that she lays her eggs in, the grandsons get a real treat when I take them down and "play" with her. Her head is larger than a soft ball, and she can get real agressive when her young hatch!

Great job, as always, keep pouring it too 'em!

Fri, 05/16/2014 - 13:15 | 4766971 williambanzai7
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The notion of a world record is something PT Barnum understood well...

Fri, 05/16/2014 - 15:09 | 4767372 BeetleBailey
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Looks like that cunt Phil Gramm mid-douche WB

Fri, 05/16/2014 - 12:19 | 4766844 Yen Cross
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    I can't stop laughing! Between the comments and the picture you guys made my day!

    It's been close 100 degrees here on the left coast all week and fires have been burning all around me.  This was really refreshing Billy.

Fri, 05/16/2014 - 12:15 | 4766831 kurt
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What's the difference between a snapping turtle and a lawyer?

Fri, 05/16/2014 - 12:25 | 4766865 dontgoforit
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Turtles's got more empathy and can't work for the government.

Fri, 05/16/2014 - 12:04 | 4766788 novictim
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Now, now Bonzai!

You should at least wait 90 days before you can acknowledge the obvious fact that *the* Yellen is a "team player".

Set your egg timer!

Fri, 05/16/2014 - 11:46 | 4766716 Comte d'herblay
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At first I thought it was Phill Gramm, of the notoriously infamous Gramm, Leach, Bliley Corrupt Practices Made Legal Act by destroying the barrier between private investment companies and banks, and okayed by none other than that liberal financial maven, William Fefferson Clinton. 

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gramm%E2%80%93Leach%E2%80%93Bliley_Act

Too bad with rare exception that our biggest criminals are permitted by mass media to slip off into oblivion with their fraudulently obtained stolen from the people wealth. 

 

Terrists, you know not what you do, who to wipe off the face of the earth. 

Fri, 05/16/2014 - 11:07 | 4766567 kchrisc
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It'll still fit in my guillotine.

Fri, 05/16/2014 - 12:07 | 4766801 Creepy Lurker
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LOL!

Chris, when the SHTF, I wanna party with you. Promise me I can pull the lever on some of them!

Fri, 05/16/2014 - 11:00 | 4766533 the grateful un...
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we need ernie the turtleman to run for office. that guy is unbelievable, he drives over to your house, catches a wild animal in your pond or barn, (without killling it) and then releases it into the wild, and for that he charges maybe $50 ?? of which he has to share half with his partner. wow that kentucky economy is really down there. he's the opposite of corrupt.

Fri, 05/16/2014 - 10:31 | 4766400 Mi Naem
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Turdle soup. 

...with an RFID tag on its left foreclaw?

Fri, 05/16/2014 - 10:19 | 4766347 Laughinggrizzley
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I hope that's not a BLM swamp that guy is fishing!

Fri, 05/16/2014 - 10:03 | 4766290 g'kar
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North end of a south bound toitle.

Fri, 05/16/2014 - 09:49 | 4766217 ALANBEEKMAN
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100 LB sack-o-shit!

Fri, 05/16/2014 - 09:46 | 4766204 Son of Captain Nemo
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Ah yes the subspecies of "Grahamis-Macrochelys"?...

Probably the "ugliest fucking snapping turtle" known to the indigenous Northeast region of Texas and is known to migrate and adapt as far East as the Potomac River in Maryland and Virginia. Just look at the face of the guy who caught it?!!!

Highly destructive to not only it's own species but other species and their habitats as well.

Well done again Tyler!

Fri, 05/16/2014 - 10:25 | 4766379 DeadFred
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Be careful. Those suckers are dangerous!

Fri, 05/16/2014 - 10:44 | 4766452 optimator
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When we were kids we'd shoot them in the water with a .22.  They'd bounce right off the sloped armor shell!!

Fri, 05/16/2014 - 10:47 | 4766463 tnquake
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Taste like Chicken... SH!T!

Fri, 05/16/2014 - 09:31 | 4766139 dontgoforit
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Bottom feeder.

Fri, 05/16/2014 - 09:25 | 4766100 Billy Sol Estes
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Blast from the Past

Fri, 05/16/2014 - 12:28 | 4766873 NoDebt
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I like turtles.

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