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Sun, 05/18/2014 - 10:51 | 4771183 the grateful un...
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they are close to deciding the four people people who will live on Mars. my vote is for both Clintons, Bush, and Obama. let them play golf on Mars

Sun, 05/18/2014 - 11:01 | 4771199 williambanzai7
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Will they be using roman candles or bottle rockets as launch vehicles?

Sun, 05/18/2014 - 13:37 | 4771530 novictim
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They just need to light their farts, Bonzai.  Those gas bags have an endless supply of bullshit to burn off.

Sun, 05/18/2014 - 12:58 | 4771455 masterinchancery
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Trampolines

Sun, 05/18/2014 - 08:49 | 4771049 HuffityPuffityPie
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I haven't seen anyone other than WB7 putting the shit up the necks of the Masons.

Sun, 05/18/2014 - 06:43 | 4770983 nmewn
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Speaking of oligarchs...where is our lawyerly leader, our populist pretender, our socialist scion, our wandering wastrel this weekend?

"GAINESVILLE, Va. (AP) — President Barack Obama departed from his usual golf routine on Saturday by taking his clubs to an exclusive course in Northern Virginia.

Obama usually plays his standard weekend golf game at Andrews Air Force Base or at Fort Belvoir in Virginia.

But on Saturday the president and his three companions teed off instead at the elite Robert Trent Jones Golf Club on the shores of Lake Manassas in Gainesville, Virginia."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/05/17/obama-golf_n_5344245.html?utm_hp_ref=politics

Well, isn't that just awful. Our powerful prince is bored with the lifestyle he has become accumstomed to on our dime.

#PutinObama

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 15:55 | 4774832 dizzyfingers
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"Our powerful prince is bored with the lifestyle he has become accumstomed to on our dime."

 

..s'why he's known as putz...

Sun, 05/18/2014 - 07:49 | 4771012 cifo
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I am wondering if Putin reads ZH. If he did, I am sure he would love these.

Sun, 05/18/2014 - 08:10 | 4771026 nmewn
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I kinda doubt it.

Just like the Obama-bots, he has his two week old Putin-proles doing his grunt work for him. There's not a dimes worth of difference between these two socialist-oligarchs. They both appear before us as products of their respective top-down, centrally planned apparatchik goverments. Obama as some sort of social working wonder boy with a halo around his head droning & spying and Putin through the blood drenched KGB pretty much the same, sans drones.

And they both apparently expect sovereign freemen to pick a side...and frankly, I'm surprised at the ZH veterans who do.

Sun, 05/18/2014 - 11:07 | 4771207 logicalman
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There are three kinds of people on the planet.

Those who want to be just left alone to get on with life, do their beat and deal with whatever comes along.

Those who think they have the right to control the lives of others and steal most of what they produce.(All Politicians fall into this one, I think)

Those who have no clue.

Obama - Cameron - Putin - xi jinping.......

All greedy evil fucks with no conscience or morals.

I hate it when countries are referred to as 'The US is doing this, the Chinese are doing that, Russia is doing.....

Let's be more accurate.

The psychopaths running the US are doing this, The psychopaths running China are doing that, The psychopaths running Russia are doing .....

Sun, 05/18/2014 - 11:51 | 4771287 PeakOil
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To an extent yes. But I would argue it is more system than individuals. Any top-down system that perpetuates and promotes concentration of power into few individuals is prone to psychopathy. It is an extremely rare individual who is able to resist the temptations of power and not be changed by it.

For an interesting discussion of different systems of social organization: Breaking Down the Pyramids that Govern

Sun, 05/18/2014 - 11:17 | 4771221 nmewn
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Ding!

Correctamundo, now throw in "Your not a real American/Chinese/Russian unless you tow the nationalist line!" and we have all the makings of the divide & conquer technique writ large on the world stage.

And I guran-damn-tee you it will not be these "socialist kings" blood that is spilled on the battlefield, it will be idiot rubes who think fighting for either is honorable.

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 16:02 | 4774850 dizzyfingers
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..."it will not be these "socialist kings" blood that is spilled on the battlefield"

Unless quickly, quickly the young-who-would-be-fodder are trained not to respond when the war bell rings. But maybe it's not going to be troops this time but nukes. TPTB may want population reduction however it's served up.

Sun, 05/18/2014 - 14:51 | 4771622 Al Huxley
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If the 'idiot rubes' are willing to sign up for it, power to them - a fair number sign up just for the opportunity, regardless of who's on the other side.  Unfortunately, there's always a lot of 'collateral damage' - all the civilians who happen to be at the wrong place at the wrong time, and don't have any way to get out, or any where to go.  But

Sun, 05/18/2014 - 18:21 | 4771992 nmewn
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I suspect more than a few sign up for "the opportunity" these days, its what they advertise for, which are the ones I'm talking about.

In my heart & head I know real warriors have a sense of duty & honor and believe it or not the compassion to spare lives (not just take them) and they can't be bribed with "career advancement" tokens for just towing the line and holding their tongue.s

More than a few good ones have left because they would not compromise themselves.

Sun, 05/18/2014 - 14:51 | 4771621 TheFourthStooge-ing
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You might like this, nmewn. It gives a pretty good background on the rise of the oligarchs in post-Soviet Russia and Ukraine, shows why playing off ethnic groups against each other is a classic divide & conquer method, eviscerates neoliberal economics, and ends with, "Ukraine is simply the latest battlefield, and battlefields end up devastated."

http://www.nakedcapitalism.com/2014/05/new-cold-war-ukraine-gambit.html

Sun, 05/18/2014 - 18:09 | 4771958 nmewn
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Interesting read Stooging.

I'm sure you know by now Hudson isn't one of my favorite economists, thinkers or writers, it takes a lot to admit he is/was wrong (he is what they call now a Post-Keynesian) which he never will and he is as fucked up about the cause of the housing crash and the attendent financial collapse it brought with it...but...I give him credit for truthfulness where its due..."Already before 1990 billions of dollars in roubles already were being siphoned off via Latvia (Grigory Loutchansky and Nordex played a major role), while co-op leaders KGB and army leaders already were creating proto-predatory financial structures."

I'll tell ya man, I don't know who their (the Ukrainian) Havel or Jefferson will be but they clearly need one. I know there are good people there (Ukrainian & Russian both) but the oligarchs AND apparatchiks who play these "games of thrones" are pretty good at driving them away...the state itself is full of them (bureaucrats, academics, press etc.) only consumed with themselves and their alignment with power through law, you almost have to be larcencous to enter the game in many places around the world, including here.

Once upon a time we were pretty good at weeding these assholes out, not always...but close enough to drive the wolves off for a time.

So again I say, in a different way this time...I refuse to pick between two wolves who are fighting over a child. If I had my way I would kill both the wolves and save the baby.

Sun, 05/18/2014 - 10:08 | 4771116 Uncle Remus
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Why nmewn, that almost sounds petulant.

Sun, 05/18/2014 - 10:57 | 4771191 nmewn
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I am getting more than a little annoyed with these different varieties of socialist oligarchs demanding/entreating me to make a false choice.

So yeah, I guess I am ;-) 

Sun, 05/18/2014 - 12:15 | 4771344 DaddyO
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Welcome to the club.

This leads to prepper fatigue if you're bent towards being ready for a reset, which undoubtably appears even closer now.

What is noteworthy though is the apperant rift in the oligarchic fabric.

There seems to be three threads pulling for a more prominent role in fashioning who controls our slaughter.

DaddyO

Sun, 05/18/2014 - 05:40 | 4770945 young turk
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? would sooner entrust my young son to Putin then either mr Rogers or Van Rumpboy

Sun, 05/18/2014 - 03:18 | 4770901 williambanzai7
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Sun, 05/18/2014 - 12:17 | 4771355 DaddyO
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WB7, your prolific genius is on full display with this post!

I continue to marvel at the sheer volume and consistency of your work.

Bravo!

DaddyO

Sun, 05/18/2014 - 14:54 | 4771626 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Agreed. You gotta love it every time horce-faced Herman Munster makes an appearance.

Sun, 05/18/2014 - 03:16 | 4770900 williambanzai7
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Obama is losing the race

His head must be floating in space

While Putin plans war

Obama yells "FORE"

This Puttnik is just a disgrace!

The Limerick King

Sun, 05/18/2014 - 02:48 | 4770885 ebworthen
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Great stuff WB7.

"Not an inch" of NATO expansion Bush Senior promised; only to have every President since then go back on that promise.

On Russia's doorstep, sending the head of the C.I.A. to Kiev under a fake name and reports of Blackwater mercenaries being deployed.

If Russia were doing it to the U.S. we would be incensed, outraged, and absolutely apoplectic about it yet somehow Putin is the "bad guy".

I hope the U.S. MIC, the Wall Street Warlocks, and the Brussels Bandits get a figurative bloody nose over this stupidity and no more innocent lives are lost.

Sun, 05/18/2014 - 02:23 | 4770867 Volkodav
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"Putin On The Ritz"  Sparrow Hill Mockba Russia 2012

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNXd3wX_USc

 

Sun, 05/18/2014 - 02:44 | 4770883 Rock On Roger
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Most Excellent

 

Rock On Roossians.

Sun, 05/18/2014 - 02:11 | 4770857 no more banksters
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The big barrier called Putin

... and the suspension of the global economic oligarchy's plans for Russia

http://failedevolution.blogspot.gr/2014/05/the-big-barrier-called-putin....

Sun, 05/18/2014 - 01:41 | 4770826 Fred C Dobbs
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Laughing out loud again Mr. Banzai.

Sun, 05/18/2014 - 00:54 | 4770790 blindman
Sun, 05/18/2014 - 01:10 | 4770803 Rock On Roger
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Rock on Stan Rogers.

Thinkin' of yer legs...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUh68DvJY74

Mrs. McGrath

Sun, 05/18/2014 - 00:41 | 4770774 Rock On Roger
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Putin is the strongest Leader.

Sun, 05/18/2014 - 00:23 | 4770749 williambanzai7
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Sun, 05/18/2014 - 00:13 | 4770733 williambanzai7
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Sun, 05/18/2014 - 00:11 | 4770731 williambanzai7
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Sun, 05/18/2014 - 00:10 | 4770730 williambanzai7
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Sun, 05/18/2014 - 15:16 | 4771664 RocketmanBob
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This, actually, is frighteningly true...

Sun, 05/18/2014 - 00:09 | 4770729 williambanzai7
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Sun, 05/18/2014 - 00:07 | 4770721 williambanzai7
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Sun, 05/18/2014 - 15:13 | 4771658 RocketmanBob
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I'd been wondering when you'd be inspired to use this one :)

Sun, 05/18/2014 - 00:06 | 4770715 williambanzai7
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Sun, 05/18/2014 - 14:10 | 4771567 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Will ya lookit that?! That there fish is all mud vein.

Sun, 05/18/2014 - 09:47 | 4771090 Mad Muppet
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Must be some breed of Suckerfish...looks like a Cocksucker fish to me.

Sun, 05/18/2014 - 01:55 | 4770846 Andy Lewis
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Whaldda buncha HORSEfish!  Quick, throw it back.

Sun, 05/18/2014 - 00:05 | 4770713 williambanzai7
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Sun, 05/18/2014 - 00:03 | 4770707 williambanzai7
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Sun, 05/18/2014 - 00:02 | 4770706 williambanzai7
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