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Holder is donning his plaid

This douche thinks he's looking quite bad

This fool is an arse

He's running a farce

A State without justice is mad

The Limerick King

 

WB7: Chinese Hackers, that's the ticket!

They 're the ones who orchestrated a massive mortgage fraud on the American public, illegally invaded our privacy by stealing our phone records, ran guns into Mexico, perjured themselves before Congress and droned American citizens.

Go and get em you TBTF douche weasel!

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Tue, 05/20/2014 - 07:17 | 4776578 Fix It Again Timmy
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We get shit like the NSA because gov't has become nothing more than a grab-bag of easy cash for every goddamn flim-flam man on the planet.  There are no boundaries....

Tue, 05/20/2014 - 00:36 | 4776310 pupdog1
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Yes we can just seems to go in one ear and out the other with that Dum Fuk.

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 23:37 | 4776202 Freewheelin Franklin
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Fat Twat

 

 

I almost pissed myselt. 

Tue, 05/20/2014 - 08:40 | 4776818 taketheredpill
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Gay Ping Twat

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 22:34 | 4776015 VWAndy
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Boy it must be pretty fn awsome to look at everybodies cards. It would make ya look real smart without actually being that smart. We gonna need to step up our game just a bit.

 These fuckers have gone feral?

 

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 21:59 | 4775897 toadold
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A message to Boner:

"Douche! Douche! You can't handle the Douche.....Hell you won't even try, you low rent RINO!"

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 21:10 | 4775734 blindman
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is boozy allen a government agency?

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 22:08 | 4775932 g'kar
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No, but they make a great bourbon.

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 20:28 | 4775620 williambanzai7
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"The National Security Agency is secretly intercepting, recording, and archiving the audio of virtually every cell phone conversation on the island nation of the Bahamas.

According to documents provided by NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden, the surveillance is part of a top-secret system – code-named SOMALGET – that was implemented without the knowledge or consent of the Bahamian government. Instead, the agency appears to have used access legally obtained in cooperation with the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration to open a backdoor to the country’s cellular telephone network, enabling it to covertly record and store the “full-take audio” of every mobile call made to, from and within the Bahamas – and to replay those calls for up to a month."

The clowns have no idea how this all looks to the rest of the world.

Tue, 05/20/2014 - 10:30 | 4777393 the grateful un...
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and you know they know where the missing trillions went during (and after Bush) and the names of the banks where the money is on deposit. the most sickening aspect to all this spying is that its not used to find justice, but to repress ordinary peoples constitutional rights. as a second thought if you think Obamas looking into the VA scandal is a) news - Bush says he told Obama or b) done out of real concern for veterans who aren't getting proper care, you should consider option c) the real purpose is to scare veterans AWAY from VA hospitals, mostly those under 65. there's a much bigger rug to sweep all this under (Obamacare)

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 20:23 | 4775603 blindman
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The family of Trillionaires and the Rothschild Conspiracy (Full Documentary)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqF-2C1JTyo
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Mon, 05/19/2014 - 20:10 | 4775541 nmewn
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Friggin guy helped get Marc Rich off, is trying to cover up Fast & Furious and is therefore personally responsible for hundreds of dead Mexicans, submitted false information to a federal judge for a search warrant (Rosen) and is in contempt of Congress right now while Obama shelters "the coward" under his wing.

And he has the balls to indict anyone for anything under US law?...foreign nationals, living in totalitarian communist China?...whats he gonna do, send the equally totalitarian Hitlary over and have her look sternly down her nose at them till they cough em up?...lol.

What a fucking idiot.

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 20:19 | 4775585 williambanzai7
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Their startegy now is to thoroughly antagonise the rest of the world... 

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 22:07 | 4775930 g'kar
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All part of "Rules for Radicals" with a touch of "Cloward & Piven".

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 20:49 | 4775680 nmewn
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I guess antagonize comes before disgust, which is the emotion we're dealing with over here.

Everybody jumped my ass as being "partisan" or razzzist when I said this guy isn't fit to be a night watchman, let alone chief law enforcement officer of any nation.

Now I hope everyone understands why, he is a pure political animal, a complete hack, who doesn't care one wit about law or justice or right or wrong...just his own survival in the cogs of the machine ,so he can get his salary, benis & retirement.

Welcome to the machine.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lt-udg9zQSE

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 21:59 | 4775899 Bemused Observer
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Well, perhaps if those on your side had made their case as you have, more folks might have listened.

But instead we heard all about Kenya, and birth certificates, communism and Muslim ties, and all the other wacked-out accusations, which had the effect of causing many to defend the man when we SHOULD have been examining the stuff that was happening in the real world.

If Hillary runs in 2016, and you hear any of 'your folks' start talking weird shit again, please punch them directly in the mouth and yell, "Shut the fuck UP!"

 

 

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 23:11 | 4776126 nmewn
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The discussion was about Holder.

But if you'd rather talk about Obama, the New School, Van Jones etc. I'll gladly oblige ;-)

Tue, 05/20/2014 - 05:25 | 4776500 williambanzai7
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oops, nevermind ;-)

Tue, 05/20/2014 - 06:43 | 4776532 nmewn
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The real info has always been out there on Holder & Obama. And I know a lot of people hated Bush for various reasons, mine was on the budget side, his fiscal irrespnsibility.

But this is how the machine works you see, it gives you the false choices of a Bush or Kerry...or McCain/Romney or Obama...soon, Hitlary & ?

Choose wisely, right? ;-)

Tue, 05/20/2014 - 09:32 | 4777094 therearetoomany...
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Hitlary an

Hitlary an

....Jeb Bush

He's Our Best Hope (TM)

Tue, 05/20/2014 - 07:13 | 4776570 williambanzai7
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Remember: They are all a bunch of fucking douchebags and they can all go and fuck themselves...

Tue, 05/20/2014 - 19:56 | 4779320 nmewn
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Yes they are.

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 21:51 | 4775741 williambanzai7
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Think about it. We have no mortal enemies for them to hoot about. The Iranian boogeyman vanished last September.  So now they will have to go and try to create new ones. This is the last cheap move in their playbook.

That is how fascism is supposed to work.

But what we have now is Farcism. And the US IT industry can totally write off China. This will be the last nail in the coffin for Cisco China.

Tue, 05/20/2014 - 07:24 | 4776592 what's that smell
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least cheap move in their playbook?

"boko haram ate my daughter's douche bag!"

"pootin stole my superbowl ring!"

waaaaaaaayyyy cheaper.

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 23:03 | 4776100 teslaberry
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let's be honest. they are'nt strategizing to 'anatagonize' their enemies. 

 

they are strategizing to foment WAR. and they need the american public to weak, too poor, too obese , too welfare, too gunless, too stuck to the nflnbantertainment sportsanity, too scared, too stupid, and stoo bloodthirsty TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT EVEN IF THEY DID CARE. 

 

War is coming , moar of it. If war with the 'enemies' cannot be succesfully manufactured, the odds of domestic civil conflict will rise without the concomitant pretext for martial law. 

 

that's a big problem for the consumerist kleptocracy we have. because you gotta keep raising the minimum wage and welfare till you get hyperinflation in order to keep your public quiet. 

 

Tue, 05/20/2014 - 04:13 | 4776475 williambanzai7
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Yes, that is where it is ultimately headed. 

Tue, 05/20/2014 - 09:34 | 4777103 therearetoomany...
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Nuke-you-lure war at that...

 

Did anyone notice how the 'media' all started saying 'nuke you lure' when Bush was president.   I always found that 'funny'

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 19:56 | 4775507 HuffityPuffityPie
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Last night, for no particular reason, I read about the French Revolution on Wikipedia.  And as I was reading, the imagine of a guillotine set up in Washington DC flashed through my thoughts.  An oligarchy is an oligarchy, no matter the time period, and people get really pissed as they're being driven to despair by insane taxes and ever-rising prices.  They finally take matters into their own hands.

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 21:44 | 4775837 Otto Zitte
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The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire by Gibbon

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 23:00 | 4776092 daedon
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Empire of the City E C Knuth 1944

Tue, 05/20/2014 - 00:31 | 4776300 Otto Zitte
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Scarlet and the Beast J Daniel 1995

Tue, 05/20/2014 - 11:32 | 4777653 OldPhart
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Debbie does Dallas, Bambi Woods, 1978

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 19:51 | 4775490 blindman
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Bush Still Working On Manned Mission To Mars Quietly In Spare Time
NEWS • Politics • George W. Bush • ISSUE 46•39 • Sep 27, 2010
http://www.theonion.com/articles/bush-still-working-on-manned-mission-to...
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Mon, 05/19/2014 - 19:29 | 4775422 g'kar
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Lai Ying Fuk....LMAO....

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 18:35 | 4775273 Lumberjack
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Yet the motherfucker won't go after UPC. I bet Russia and China will.

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 19:37 | 4775452 Lumberjack
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Solar City was one entity that China purportedly spied on. Elon Musk is Chairman. What a god damn circus. 

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 12:09 | 4774002 williambanzai7
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Mon, 05/19/2014 - 23:40 | 4776206 Freewheelin Franklin
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Teflon Don. 

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 11:42 | 4773847 Leveraged Algorithm
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Gvernment at it's best!

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 11:40 | 4773838 williambanzai7
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Mon, 05/19/2014 - 11:36 | 4773815 williambanzai7
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Mon, 05/19/2014 - 11:31 | 4773788 Cognitive Dissonance
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A handsome government man in plaid is just to die for........

/sarc

<A douche bag in plaid is still a douche bag. Just a poorly dressed one.>

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 11:30 | 4773779 williambanzai7
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Tue, 05/20/2014 - 02:37 | 4776411 teslaberry
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you cannot beat this old timey stuff. i wish i knew the old time illustrator who made this. 

 

it's hilarious. nothing new under the sun. people have had these observations for many many years. 

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 11:34 | 4773803 Cognitive Dissonance
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Many No more miles to go before I sleep.

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