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My momma said, "Never date a guy whose eyes are too close together". See? Momma was right, as usual.
His speech is 4 times better than Greenspan, at only double the price. So you see, after hedonic adjustments, DEFLATIONARY.
OMFG!
Speeches by Greinshpawn are EVIL!
DEFLATION; HORROR of HORRORS! KEYNES is literally ROLLING in his GRAVE! Time to adjust the 'official' reporting to make it look better, by NIXING the 'Hedonics' thingie!
SHIT! Does this mean that the quality and quantity of the broken plastic cupholders and flower vases in my fucking Volkswagen Beetle ('formerly' known as 'New Beetle') will be SUBTRACTED (along with the fact that this car is the same as a Jetta drivetrain, but with equally crappy electrical shit and oil leaks after 60K, and costs a fortune to work on, because Volkswagen AG won't give out tech info in a concise manner)? SERIOUSLY?
I had a girl all hot to get in and let me take her back to my place, because I had a car she wanted to drive! (Well, she was only 19, but she SAID she was 22)
SHIT.
She read Zero hedge, and I SWEAR she was horny (before you had to point out the obvious argument).
I guess I'll drag that POS over to the crusher with my Dodge Cummins turbodeisel now. Hopefully, the wheel bearings on that plastic kraut car I bought 'BECAUSE BERNANKE!' don't seize on the way over.
Yeah, you're CAUSTIC, 'caustixoid'. I COULD HAVE GOTTEN LAID, FOR GOD'S SAKE! She was tighter than most skanks, I think, and she TOLD me she was 'clean' as well!
"I don't like you Mr Banzai7." I would consider that a compliment.
no horns?
Bullish!
Can the meal be rehypothicated? I'll colateralize it after defecation and sell it back to him for ten times what I paid.
250 k is a BARGAIN to get close enough to this POS to put hemlock in his wine.
Strychnine, just to be sure.
Send this to Time Magazine so they can use it for their Turd of The Year
You'd think he'd be a cheaper date, considering, you know, how easily he put out...
ben is his own bagman.
The beady eyes are glazing over and moving ever closer together. The transformation to "ol' one-eye" has begun.
http://youtu.be/rCYfrAPEz38
No thank you. I do not dine with criminal parasites. But you can be sure this one of the ways he is being paid back for the many favors he did for the bankers.
Ben, I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a filet mignon today.
"$250 GRaND FoR DiNNeR WiTH THiS PHD"
I knew it! That whole ZH article the other day about how college isn't worth it was just a scam to keep the proles out of college.
(though I think his cranial cavity is depicted a bit larger than life. maybe stuff is just rattlin' around in there. Can he open his lips just a bit, rhythmically wrap his knuckles on the top of his head, and play Yankee Doodle Dandy?)
I wonder if he puts his money where his mouth is and buys treasuries or if he runs not walks to the nearest pm outlet and carries home a few ounces of Au.
Ben's just following the trail blazed by the Clintons, who reportedly made $109 million in their first ten years after leaving the White House.
Already wiser voices are counseling Ben: the rubber chicken circuit is for amateurs.
START A HEDGE FUND, BEN. /sarc
I tried to go to one of his speeches, but the Secret Service thugs busted me for counterfeiting.
Now isn't that ironic?!
"One of the tickets was to be for my guillotine."
AND WHAT IS THAT SMELL?
Its the smell of death that surrounds him.
they're killing America to make a buck
I was taught to believe that the band named themselves after their science teacher, 'Leonard Skennard', while being indocrinated during the Nixon years during the
'Public Skooling' that was forced upon them.
I COULD be incorrect, though. It happens (but not THIS time).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4j7ggZqbiU
Compliant little minions they were; They unfortunately tried to ride The Pony of Ollie North's Golden Triangle AND 'REX84', and the 'AL-CIA-DUH HOLLYWOOD MONEY MACHINE'.
The band that originally tried to harvest the 'wind' of 'popular opinion' has reaped the WHIRLWIND.
NO SHIT!
I assume that the comments made in this thread refer to the song I am posting for posterity.
I'd chip in in the 250K if we got to see ben get interviewed "Unthinkable" style by Sam Jackson.
You'll soon learn that 'important' people go by their 'other' names, which include their middle one (during their 'coming out' in places like Bohemian Grove). Abbreviations are an anathema to them, when they achieve 'ILLUMINATED' status.
'Sam Jackson' is 'SAMUEL JACKSON'. SAMUEL JACKSON' is 'SAMUEL L. JACKSON'. Still working on the 'L.' part; he is.
A ROSE, by any other name, when dropped in to a pile of shit, would still smell as bad...
I don't know what you are referring to when you talk about being 'interviewed' in 'Unthinkable' stylistics. Is this a 'regional' MSM thingie, or ANOTHER 'really important thingie that everyone should know about, if they are anybody at all' thingie?
IF you wish to 'educate' the masses, I would like it if you would send ME your '250K' as a 'chip-in donation', so that I could 'get to see' this interview by 'sam jackson' (whoever the fuck that is).
How's that 'VETTER' thing working out so far?
How about Reservoir Dogs style?
It might be worth it, if it was ensured that the illustrious Ben would be dining on a piece of mad cow filet mignon. Then I would feel I got my money's worth.
Does a large sledgehammer with his autograph on the handle come with that "price tag"?...
People like Bernanke rise to the top of corrupt systems because they say and do what is expected.
They are willing to lie, deceive, coerce, be willfully ignorant, or repeat the chants and mantras.
You think they check carry in bags, pockets, etc?
You can always throw a shoe.
Might as well make it two shoes. It doubles the effect and makes it easier to run from the goon squad.
Metal Detectors and Strip Search is mandatory for the plebes...
Cavity searches for those deemed extra special, with complimentary xrays and colonoscopies.
All for the low, low price of $250K
Tribal Affiliates use the red carpet please.
DaddyO
He's changed his mind about deflation. Seems its happening to his speaking fees, and his audience. When are we going to wake up to the Federal Reserve as Mafia? Period.
250k dinner? He earnt it. He's worth every cent. Just like all those that could afford the 250k that they paid to see him earnt that 250k, every last cent of it. Supply and Demand! Free markets! etc, etc, etc.
All together now! 1.. 2.. 3.. PUKE!
As soon as we take back our MSM News organizations.
Indeed. Not before then.
2 seats for me pls....Will pay soon
save me a seat please
still stuck in line at the discount window
Discount window? I didn't know you converted to a Bank Holding Company like Goldman.
It just wasn't your time.
To paraphrase Nixon -
"We're all Bank Holding Companies now."
To paraphrase Bevis (Helicopter Ben) Bernanke:
'Ich bin ein elitare arcshloch jetzt'. OOPS... I always get JFK and Bernanke mixed up. (sarc)
Sorry, I guess it was actually in Yiddish, when he stated this. (sarc?) (sarc off)
I'll wait I suppose, and buy tickets to Dickhead (Richard) Cheney's speaking engagments in Malaysia, or John ('songbird') McCain's reunion speech aboard that aircraft carrier... or Soetoro's 30th reunion speech at old Columbia Law School..
The LIGHT of the ILLUMINATED is shining a little too much on Bernanke's bald, pathetic toupe, Mr. WB. Perhaps, next pic, you could simply put the 'Halo of Illumination' over his bald, old, and quite evil head. Don't forget the detached 'Pyramid of The Eye of Horus' in your illustration.
Hello Bernanke, Put me on your hate list with Mr Banzai7. Fuck Bernanke, a fearful, cowardly traitor to the Declaration of Independence and USA Constitution. President Andrew told us over a century ago....
Experience should teach us wisdom. Most of the difficulties our Government now encounters and most of the dangers which impend over our Union have sprung from an abandonment of the legitimate objects of Government by our national legislation, and the adoption of such principles as are embodied in this act. Many of our rich men have not been content with equal protection and equal benefits, but have besought us to make them richer by act of Congress. By attempting to gratify their desires we have in the results of our legislation arrayed section against section, interest against interest, and man against man, in a fearful commotion which threatens to shake the foundations of our Union. It is time to pause in our career to review our principles, and if possible revive that devoted patriotism and spirit of compromise which distinguished the sages of the Revolution and the fathers of our Union. If we can not at once, in justice to interests vested under improvident legislation, make our Government what it ought to be, we can at least take a stand against all new grants of monopolies and exclusive privileges, against any prostitution of our Government to the advancement of the few at the expense of the many, and in favor of compromise and gradual reform in our code of laws and system of political economy.
Please educate yourself, President Jackson's Veto Message Regarding the Bank of the United States; July 10, 1832....
http://avalon.law.yale.edu/19th_century/ajveto01.asp
Why? We have already lost Trillions because of these idiots, now why would we want to throw away one penny more?!?
Oregon,...When the revolution comes, you will be able to write a better Declaration of Independence. This is certainly one of the grievances that must be included.
No, 'TrustWho', the Declaration states it quite eloquently.
The Constitution outlines the role of the money supply quite succinctly.
All that needs (needed!) to be done is for the People who make UP this government (supposedly, we were taught) to stand up and throw these bankster SCUM OUT of our nation as TRAITORS, USURPERS, and SEDITIONISTS, as outlined. This didn't happen when it could have made a difference (try 1860, 1871, 1913, 1963, 1971 as SHINING examples).
It is the duty of the people to alter, or abolish, the current form of government. FIRST, there has to be some kind of common agreement as to WHO or WHAT needs to be ABOLISHED, and MOST were 'comfortable' letting the PRIVATE Federal Reserve System coin the MONEY used.
They ('THEY') like to state that 'change is good'. This is an interesting mind-fuck statement, in itself.
Disarm the populace that has the key to the Most Perfect Form Of Government in their hands, and feed them crap every day about the 'GWOT' or the 'RED MENACE', and tell them that the FED HAS the GOLD and SILVER that was SUPPOSED to back up the LEGITIMATE currency (which is now worth LESS than toilet paper), and TELL THEM that they are TOO STUPID to understand with phrases ENGRAINED from childhood like 'You can't fight City Hall', and 'What can I do about it?', and force-feed them with Ritalin and vaccinations and Flouride to KEEP THEM stupid and sick and TAKE AWAY their jobs by 'outsourcing'; thus making them DEPENDENT upon that 'government' to provide their very sustenence; AND, SOON, the SHEOPLE are too scared, witless, uneducated, and PARALYTIC to function beyond a simple waving of a thumb on a techno-screen to find out 'real news' like Miley Cyrus's latest skinny-assed, small-breasted 'bendover' manouver (and anxiously awaiting the latest 'pundit' to name it 'TWERKING', whatever the hell THAT means. It USED to be called 'grinding' and 'humping' and loose behaviour', but 'TWERKING' sounds like 'TWEAKING' and BURPING' put together [the sounds of her vagina when she spreads it on stage, combined with her grinding against any penis available in a pharmacutically induced haze of instant gratification combined with her need for the biggest penetration]).
Well, I don't think ya' ken, lad, but there is NO hope of a 'new revolution', beyond the revolt of the MILLIONS upon MILLIONS of plebes and mindless whore-slaves who will wake up and see that 'their' EBT doesn't work (along with electricity in general).
WHEN the 'revolution comes'?
Be careful what you wish for. You just might get it.
(I just reminded me of an old Metallica song. I'm not saying that you are nonunderstanding, or complicit, or ignorant. I just feel like I should post this song, in rememberence of the generations that failed to stop the inevitable slide in to the abyss that is surely upon us all)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gSb2A4mXtg
When I was a young man, I briefly became involved with a pretty brunette who happened to live a few miles from Nixon's private house in San Clemente (CA.). She took me over there, and pointed out his domicile to me. I wasn't impressed, though. We only dated a few times after, and I guess she couldn't understand why I didn't think that this moment was some 'transformational' thing. A 'MAN OF POWER', tucked away close by, and living 'NEAR THE LITTLE PEOPLE', or some weird thing. The friend that introduced me to her was a good man, BUT his father was in the 'middle management' of the Republican Party in California at the time. His girlfriend was her sister. THIS IS TRUE, and RECALLED WITH THE BEST INTENTIONS.
I had to mention this because of your 'Dead Nixon' avatar.
Leaders have created the revolution. Leaders have promised over $100 trillion to the sheeple that will never be delivered. I believe Patrick Henry stated the concept well....."Give Me Liberty or Give Me Death"
During the Revolutionary War, you had the same three groups: 1) about 20% willing to fight for freedom, 2) about 20% supporting the status quo and 3) about 60% who had no opinion. Especially in the South, Revolutionary War was really a Civil War. As an old man, I would die if I thought I could give my children the freedom I had under Nixon.