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Hillary's ass won't fit on my 30" monitor...
John Kerry is a piece of shit; don't waste your precious time with further analysis or thought......
Reminds me of this Marion Cotillard video . http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGoRNg3qSH0
WilliamBanzai7: Can you do another one using Hilliary Clinton's rear end and Johm Kerry's head? You could even make it appear as John Kerry's head stuck up Hilliary Clinton's butt.
That's Assy McGee's bro!
Yeah, it figures.
A trollista deflects comments by putting up a one-liner that refers to a cartoon character that shoves foreign objects in his rectum.
Since you've been here for over two years, I would classify your operation as a 'SLEEPER CELL' type.
It takes the expression 'trolling for queers' to a NEW level.
WAIT...
'Hamster' is e-mailing you...
Wow, WB, that isn't too bad of an ass (I see the girl's already had children by the stretch marks, though).
As a heterosexual non-mutant, I'm only used to seeing TWO fun-holes to choose from, though. It's kind of scary.
I never really thought about what a 'butthead' would really look like. Well, I mean, Kerry's an ASS and all, but that pic is fueling my imagination (and, not in a GOOD way).
Say, if I want to do anal, and his forehead is a butt, would that mean I'm skull-fucking him; or mind-fucking him?
I looked at the pic again. and I'm not in the mood any more. I prefer smoother butts than his, I guess. Damn! I was getting all worked up there for a moment...
sort of like that character in the FLY, who ended up with a fly's head. he has was on the backside of the fly i suppose.
An ASS, by any other name, would still smell as sweet...
David Hedison was the 'scientist' character who played in the original 'The Fly' movie in '58. He went on to star as the 'captain' in Irwin Allen's 'Voyage To The Bottom Of the Sea' movie (as well as the television series). It was a rip-off of Jules Verne's novelette 'Twenty Thousand Leagues Under The Sea', and everyone (I mean, EVERYONE) knew it.
Vincent Price was the best character actor, I think. He was a scary mother fucker.
Personally, I like old 'B' movies. Have you ever seen 'Attack Of The Mushroom People'? It was a Japanese-produced movie about a group of people on a private yacht who ran in to a storm, and ened up shiprecked on Honshu, Fukushima Province (or somewhere), where they had to deal with nuclear mutants who wanted to eat them. I THINK it was circa 1968 when this movie was made; but I may be incorrect.
Fucking IRWIN ALLEN! He ALWAYS made shit that looked like 'stop-motion' Greek!
I GREW UP on the Communist Broadcasting System's stuff, like the 'TIME TUNNEL', and 'Lost in Space'! (NO, I didn't, actually. Ray Harryhouser or whatever the fuck his name was got me weaned off of 'stop-motion claymation', and Gene Roddenberry got me hooked in to 'reality', as it were)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzTGSKNjrp4
FUCKIN' A!
Never realised how much his nose looks like a ballsack until now.
Fucking awesome!
I can not thell the difference between repubs and dems anymore. They all look like this bevis sidekick.
They're dicks.
Reckless, arrogant, STUPID dicks!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32iCWzpDpKs
Ah the miracles of plastic surgery as "art work" when done to perfection!
The only think I might comment on is that the new "cleft" in his chin was bit over extended for my tastes, but nevertheless for him it works out quite well!
On a "sErIoUs" note, after five previous investigations of Benghazi that turned up nadda, it's very, very important that we focus as much government resources, time and money into a sixth.
It has absolutely nothing to do with Hillary's possible presidential run & her untouchable poll #'s, no, this is important stuff, we need to really, really know, for absolutely sure, whether Hillary somehow knew in advance that a ragtag group of muslim extremists were going to stage an impromptu attack hiding behind a protest of some knucklehead's 3rd rate indy flick about Muslims.
I hope, for the GOP's sake, they've thought through what might happen if the requests for increased funding for security by the State Department was denied by the GOP earlier that year comes up.
Maybe they can just focus on Hillary's birth certificate, or, something.
AND obama will use the same defense against charges the VA left people to die. oh if those nasty republicancs hadnt cut funding and they would have just let me increase the deficit ten times. ( i still wouldnt take care of veterans, they should all get obamacare) after all its money we already spent. it all comes down to who is going to stand up to putin, the neocons are taking it to that pussy in the wh currently, and the woman the democrats want to run for office should that be the case. nice setup, thanks vlad.
On a SERIOUS note, you need to try to realize that WE THE PEOPLE know the obfuscation that led up to the CIA and their 'golden triangle' of overthrowing Quadaffi because he actually hated Central Banks such as the FED and was {OMFG!} freeing his people from their slavery (even though he relinquished his position as 'head' of the Green Revolution in 19-fucking-79, for GOD'S SAKES); and the resultant circle of arms shipments through Turkey to Syria, and the attempted overthrow there (which led up to the doorsteps of the CIA STATION [EMBASSY? Don't make me LAUGH!] in Benghazi, and the issues with the 'Ambassador' Chris Stevens, who KNEW ALL ABOUT this shit and was getting ready to tell the truth, and the planned 'hostage situation' by the FUCK-IN-CHIEF SOETORO that turned in to a SLAUGHTER.
FUCK YOU.
Let me say this again, correctly...
FUCK YOU TO HELL; and you will REGRET what you are posting now for the rest of your miserable life here on Earth; until the time when your MASTER claims your pathetic SOUL as HIS.
I think that your paycheck is awaiting you, at LANGLEY. Those who commit treason against their home, family, and nation of birth all at the same time are especially desired by the One who owns them.
Dude, thorazine, really.
Am I reading you right...I'm ...er... a CIA operative?
I'm paranoid about the government after 9/11 & 2008, but dam, if I get to where you are, shoot me.
Jesus, put us all out of your misery already and shoot yourself. Please. Seriously...
I don't know how many times it has to be explained to the current administration's apologists, the scandal is the about the fucking CIA's Al Qaeda gun-running operation out of Benghazi, not about the chickenshit go-nowhere bullshit about the attack. Hillary and Barry should be on the hot seat for enabling Al Qaeda and there ain't no way out of it [except by declaring it all "Executive Privilege" and everybody shut the fuck up]. This is where they become indistinguishable from the Bush Administration and they need to be discredited at every turn.....
Apologists usually prefer not to hear anything that tarnishes the image of their rulers....
I can't debate the merit of accountability for Benghazi.
But again, after five investigations on the topic, why the sixth?
Has it anything to do with timing, Hillary's poll numbers and 2016?
Is the GOP really convinced something "new" will come up on the sixth go 'round?
Again, I'm with Steve Schimdt, this is going to backfire on the GOP, they're wasting time and resources on conspiracy theories at a time when Joe voter wants solutions, not more problems.
You have sort of made my point.....Neither Nancy Pelosi nor John WarBoner will want to dig any deeper, for strictly partisan reasons.....whatever they do is just for show......
Uh, no, that's been my point....a Congress/Senate so bent on partisan bullshit that Putin see's the divide and knows to act, we're too preoccupied investigating Benghazi conspiracy theories, a sixth time...
Since when is anybody in government worried about wasting time and money?
Indeed, and if the Dems had half a brain, they'd calculate the cost of the 50 debates/votes to eliminate Obamacare, or the cost of all six of these Benghazi investigations, the cost of the shutdown & credit downgrade / market crash over the debt ceiling and use it for the 2014/2016 platform to swing moderate votes.
Alas, the Dems are too busy obsessing over the melodrama that comes with victimization.
For your sake, I hope you are just bored trolling... otherwise, good luck, you are going to need it.
Since 2008 I've read these blogs, especially in the bad days of late '08, early '09.
Through those years some of Tyler's blogs have been profoundly revealing, specifically on HFT and TBTF market rigging, but the comments were the only reason I didn't join.
It seems more recently that more moderates are commenting, versus solely the Austrian/Randian/classic Liberal types.
I myself more Adhere to the Friedman Libertarian school, which is NOT classic Liberal or Austrian as so many seem to have misconstrued it..
If that means people will call me bad names, I'll live.
your explanation only covers part of the content of your posts. frankly what theory you adhere to is irrelevant. the academic theories floating around out there... don't fit reality. none of them capture the real issue, none of them offer any solution. we live in a world run by liars and murderers. does the friedman libertarian school have solution for a world run by psychopaths?
" ...have solution for a world run by psychopaths?"
Yes, a single word, contained in the Constitution, described as a "high crime", which should be punishable as such.
"bribery"
Bribery isn't free speech, take money out of the electoral process, you then remove the motive of those psychopaths.
I agree with your dissensions, completely.
"psycopaths".......hmmm, not the term actually, why is there a shakespeare building next to the us capitol?
Sorry, didnt mean to imply that politicians run anything.
Well, John39, some get to do more than others, as you know. Saw a photo of idi amin yesterday, many of the same medals on his chest as khaddafi.
Congratulations, only a few days in and you win the Asshat of the Week Trophy.
That's almost as insulting as the time my son, then six, called me an "ugly butthead" for telling him to clean his room, almost.
Henceforth, you will dominate all Hillary and Kerry threads.
Fine, and I'll categorize you with my once six year old son.
I'll bet you don't last as long as fonestar...
DaddyO
OMG!
Poor 'fonestar'.
He was a trill troll, but one time he TRIED to mend his ways, and alas, he fell off the wagon...
D'ya think he's over in Ukraine, trying to get people to 'do' the Bitecoin thingie?
I never understood the origin of the term 'ass-hat'. PERHAPS, though, if WB7 had illustrated John ('Heinz' 'Swift-Boat' 'Reporting For Duty') Kerry with a hat on his head, I might get a little further insight in to the origins. With those stretch-marks, I would have put a Sombrero on his head,tipped forward, in order to try to hide them in the light.
Paid schills are SO much fun! Are the ZH people going to recognize what is happening here?
You know, 'DaddyO', we could egg him on a little...
Not knowing, or caring, who fonestar is, I ask ... is everytone who doesn't agree with you a "paid shill"?
If so, I can make it a point to disagree nonstop solely for the sake of it....but you gotta tell me where to pick up my paycheck.
I see that you've been here for some time, now; since you don't know who is being referred to.
OOPS, MY mistake.
Oh! 5 days, 3 hours.
http://www.zerohedge.com/users/frilton-miedman
As far as who is paying you, and where to get your recompence (thirty pieces of silver), I'll leave that up to your negotiations with your master. Obviously, you didn't earn your check THIS time, but; hey, there's always other sites that you can troll, and lurk upon, and try to interject your bullshit comments on.
FIVE FUCKING DAYS, and it took you THIS long to try your 'deflection' threading? SHIT! what do I pay my TAXES FOR, anyway? Is THIS all I get? A bunch of illiterate, whining, government-dependant panty-waisted stupid TROLLS, who think that a crash course in 'BLOGGING 101' earns them some 'status' and 'praise' in hopes of being fucking 'promoted' to 'second lieautenant' in fucking Langley or Haifa?
It's GOOD that they are recognizing 'transgenders' in the military, I think (for YOUR sake).
MS, since ABC Inc. took over the quality of the trolls has decreased and the quantity increased. You assessment is spot on in my opinion.
As to disparate opinions and dissent, we have been over this ad nauseum.
Instead of using the woefully inept methods you did, why not try and make a cogent agrgument by first stating your disagreement and then your solution to said disagreement.
Most ZHedgelings are generally tolerant of opposing POV and will be happy to debate.
Floggings only take place when the debate turns trollish and then it's Fight Club, bitchez!
You Mr. Frilton, decided to go full on troll from the beginning by making disparaging comments about a beloved ZH satirist without peer.
So go back to wherever they keep .gov trolls and their minions and remember "Argue for your limitations and they're yours."
DaddyO
Right on, DaddyO. Thanks for the dragging us back to civility.
Some here seem to think they hold the keys to the kingdom and are the arbiters of who belongs and who does not.
As someone who has been here longer than most, I welcome new blood and especially relish dissent and mental jousting.
Don't be so quick to label our FNG a troll. In fact, I think I detect a little of the devil's advocate in him/her, and if that is so, it will mean for much livlier debates. I, too, like to poke at snakes for general entertainment, and those like Mr. Scott almost make it irresistible.
For sure, however, going after WB7 will not engender any affection on this board, and rightly so. He is our special creative genius, and once you have a chance to view his work collectively, you come to realize that he is an equal opportunity lampoonist.
Regardless of my fellow ZHer's points of view, let's all take a moment to reflect on the meaning of this Memorial Day Monday. So many have sacrificed everything to give us what liberties we enjoy. Pehaps we owe them some sacrifice in order to preserve it.
I'll double down that I don't care.
You point out the obvious.
Well, since you don't care, how about GTFOOH, asshole plant?
Ooooh, an intimidating display of internet prowess, replete with profanity, vewy, vewy scawy.
I better just agree with you, not dissent, or you'll call me even more bad words.
Now, about that paycheck?
beyond benghazi, hillary is implicated, imo, in the utterly bankrupt and repugnant libya destruction policy generally. like bush in iraq, the plan seems to be to take out the dictator, destroy a bunch of stuff, steal the gold, then see what new evil evolves from the chaos.
generally try to keep muslim countries that are not fully subservient (like saudi and the gulf states) from having a functioning central government; perhaps useful to israel in the short run, probably not in the longer.
one could wish for a better opposition party than the republicans when a democratic administration is in office.
one could wish for a better opposition party than the democrats when a republican administration is in office.
Maybe they can just focus on Hillary's birth certificate, or, something.
And as a bonus.... Maybe they can throw in Bill Clinton's 1969 lottery notice that never made it into the MSM when he was running for President!
What you are not told about the candidate "of your choice" really can hurt you?
Anyway that Mena Arkansas thing is so yesterdays news!
Unfortunately, Captain Nemo, the Clinton felonious draft dodge thingy was an internet rumor, Hangar 18 stuff.
the website you linked to looks like something my 12 year old slapped together using sitebuilder.
From Snopes -
" ...the timeline quoted above jumps the tracks when it labels Clinton a "felon," because none of his actions, no matter how unethical or morally questionable they might have been, were illegal."
Have a read at Snopes - http://www.snopes.com/politics/clintons/felon.asp
Fucking SNOPES !!
And you're buying that horseshit ?
DuDE you one gullible banged up simpleton.
HA HA HAAAAH!
SNOPES!
A couple of old Zionist jews in NYC, faithfully posting propaganda as their masters at the SPLC tell them to do!
You HAVE to do better than THIS, you twat!
I like that whole 'jumps the tracks' thing, by the way. Kind of reminds me of the list of dead people that happened to know about the Whitewater shit, and the cocaine coming in to Mina. The 'disbarrment' scenario don't play well, with you, I suppose.