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Tue, 06/10/2014 - 09:37 | 4840207 Downtoolong
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Meet Yellen's new secret weapon, the All American Ass Hat.

 

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 09:01 | 4840074 blindman
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"delicious vigorish"

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 08:43 | 4840006 CoolBeans
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The U.S. is going to Hell in a handbasket and Obama said I get to drive the train.

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 07:17 | 4839875 The Blank Stare
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Today I step into the shoes of a great man, a man by the name of Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 05:58 | 4839811 bunnyswanson
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"There was a crooked man,"

By Mother Goose

There was a crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile, He found a crooked sixpence against a crooked stile; He bought a crooked cat which caught a crooked mouse, And they all lived together in a little crooked house. http://www.poetryfoundation.org/poem/176324 (Poem about crooks)
Tue, 06/10/2014 - 01:55 | 4839698 Jam Akin
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Get the f--- off my lawn!

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 01:48 | 4839693 monad
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When they say "Ukraine", you say "<my neighborhood>"

As in "we are going to supress the resistance in the <Ukraine> to promote our (not your) freedoms... "

What they do there blows back 100% efficient.

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 00:48 | 4839631 MsCreant
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It's the PANTICHRIST!

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 07:35 | 4839900 williambanzai7
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Now we're talking!

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 00:37 | 4839615 mcgoverntm
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"As Grand Poohbah Emeritus, Emeritus Maestro of Mariner Eccles, and Elequent Eschewer of Obfusication, it is my great honor and priviledge to present to you the Chair."

Mon, 06/09/2014 - 23:25 | 4839485 Eahudimac
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Whoopsie-daisy! My prostate just relaxed. Good thing I brought an extra pair of underdaks. Hey Jim (now speaking directly to Janet Yellen), can you help me undo my trillion dollar coin belt buckle?

Mon, 06/09/2014 - 23:24 | 4839477 LawyerScum
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(said to Mr. Greenspan) "At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

Mon, 06/09/2014 - 22:52 | 4839425 teslaberry
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no more inflation!

Mon, 06/09/2014 - 22:30 | 4839376 dexter_morgan
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Somethin smells fishy around here......gimme my walker.

Mon, 06/09/2014 - 22:07 | 4839331 ebworthen
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"Housing is strong and unemployment and inflation are low. 

That's all I had to say to get taxpayers to drop their pants for the banks.

I've got the panties to prove it.  No interest on savings, bailouts, QE, and foreclosures...mmm....tasty"

Mon, 06/09/2014 - 21:41 | 4839281 the grateful un...
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to me Greenspan looks like Woody Allen, with no heart, no soul, and no sense of humor

Mon, 06/09/2014 - 21:49 | 4839295 t0mmyBerg
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Ayn Rand is rolling in her grave at the statist Greenspan became

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 00:57 | 4839638 old naughty
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dup.

Tue, 06/10/2014 - 00:55 | 4839637 old naughty
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b,b,but Bix Weir thinks both are saints.

Mon, 06/09/2014 - 21:38 | 4839268 t0mmyBerg
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You know, Captainess America's box doesnt taste too bad for an old fat witch.  I have her what where??...

Mon, 06/09/2014 - 21:36 | 4839266 g'kar
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Liberty Cap 2014

Mon, 06/09/2014 - 21:23 | 4839243 Who was that ma...
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Wanna see me pick my nose with my tongue?

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