There was a crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile,
He found a crooked sixpence against a crooked stile;
He bought a crooked cat which caught a crooked mouse,
And they all lived together in a little crooked house.
http://www.poetryfoundation.org/poem/176324
(Poem about crooks)
"As Grand Poohbah Emeritus, Emeritus Maestro of Mariner Eccles, and Elequent Eschewer of Obfusication, it is my great honor and priviledge to present to you the Chair."
Whoopsie-daisy! My prostate just relaxed. Good thing I brought an extra pair of underdaks. Hey Jim (now speaking directly to Janet Yellen), can you help me undo my trillion dollar coin belt buckle?
(said to Mr. Greenspan) "At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
Meet Yellen's new secret weapon, the All American Ass Hat.
"delicious vigorish"
The U.S. is going to Hell in a handbasket and Obama said I get to drive the train.
Today I step into the shoes of a great man, a man by the name of Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.
By Mother Goose
There was a crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile, He found a crooked sixpence against a crooked stile; He bought a crooked cat which caught a crooked mouse, And they all lived together in a little crooked house. http://www.poetryfoundation.org/poem/176324 (Poem about crooks)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VvltwYKLaI
Get the f--- off my lawn!
When they say "Ukraine", you say "<my neighborhood>"
As in "we are going to supress the resistance in the <Ukraine> to promote our (not your) freedoms... "
What they do there blows back 100% efficient.
It's the PANTICHRIST!
Now we're talking!
"As Grand Poohbah Emeritus, Emeritus Maestro of Mariner Eccles, and Elequent Eschewer of Obfusication, it is my great honor and priviledge to present to you the Chair."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyHMcnZyqi8
Whoopsie-daisy! My prostate just relaxed. Good thing I brought an extra pair of underdaks. Hey Jim (now speaking directly to Janet Yellen), can you help me undo my trillion dollar coin belt buckle?
(said to Mr. Greenspan) "At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
no more inflation!
Somethin smells fishy around here......gimme my walker.
"Housing is strong and unemployment and inflation are low.
That's all I had to say to get taxpayers to drop their pants for the banks.
I've got the panties to prove it. No interest on savings, bailouts, QE, and foreclosures...mmm....tasty"
to me Greenspan looks like Woody Allen, with no heart, no soul, and no sense of humor
Ayn Rand is rolling in her grave at the statist Greenspan became
dup.
b,b,but Bix Weir thinks both are saints.
You know, Captainess America's box doesnt taste too bad for an old fat witch. I have her what where??...
Liberty Cap 2014
Wanna see me pick my nose with my tongue?