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BaNZai7's PoSTCaRDS FRoM THe PaRaDiSe Of SCaNDaLS: FLoRiDa PRiMaRY CoVeRaGe 2012

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"The Sunshine State is a paradise of scandals teeming with drifters, deadbeats, and misfits drawn here by some dark primordial calling like demented trout. And you'd be surprised how many of them decide to run for public office."--Carl Hiaasen, author and native Floridian

Anyone who has spent some time in Florida, knows what the postcards are all about.

"Florida is a victim of it's own geography."--Carl Hiaasen

 

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MAP OF FORECLOSURELAND

 

THE CONSULTANT

 THE CONSULTANT

Notice how Florida Law Enforcement uses caps in "DEC".

NEWTZILLA 2012

NEWTZILLA versus MITT KONG
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NEWT ATTACK

 

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VISITORS FROM PLANET O

 

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2012 A BUFFOON ODYSSEY

 

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THE CLOWN JUMPED OVER THE MOON

h/t (This was a request and I am embarassed to say I can't remember the handle of the trader who requested it on twitter)

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JABBER THE NEWT

 

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BARF RACE 2012

 

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HURRICANE NEWT
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CALLISTA: WISH YOU WERE HERE
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DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS
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PASTOR TERRY JONES
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SHAMU GINGRICH THE MANATEE

 

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NEWTON GINGRICH BACK TO SCHOOL

 

 

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NEWTON LEROY: USED CAR CONSULTANT
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CALLISTA GINGRICH-SAUSAGE FRUIT PLANTATION 2012
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FLIP ROMNEY MARINELAND

 

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DROP IN ANY TIME

 

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ROMNEY'S CRUISE TO NOWHERE
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RICK SANTORUM: SPRING BREAK WARM UP
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MOONBASE ZOMBIE
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HOLLYWOOD BEACH UNCUT
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OH THE HUGE MANATEE!
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ORANGE CALLISTA

CALLISTA HEADGAME
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VINTAGE CAMPAIGN BUTTON

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PROFESSIONAL COURTESY

 

CALLISTA LETS HER HAIR DOWN

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CALLISTA UNDRESSED

 

NEWT GETS IT UP

DOUCHEBAG MOJO (FINAL)
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YESTERDAY'S HEADLINE

MITT ZOMBIE IS A ROBOT!

 

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SHIT HAPPENED CAMPAIGN BUTTON

 

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GOP MUTATIONS
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AND NOW IN THE TRADITION OF SAVING THE BEST FOR LAST...

 

YOJIM-PAUL (GOP RONIN)
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THE OUTLAW RON PAUL

h/t @Ian56789 (an RP fan) for this idea

SPAULICUS
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h/t @Marcellachella (another big RP fan) for this idea

 

FLORIDA DOG RUN 2012
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h/t Howard Beale for helping me execute the Florida Dog Run Card which is available as a dog bowl and T-shirt in the Banzai7 shop.

WB7: I posted these in the exact order that I created them.

I have been working on them since last Tuesday, in between all the other Davos, hockey, SOPA, Pole Dancing and other stuff...Pole dancing?

 

Yes pole dancing! As seen live on the Keiser Report...:  maxkeiser.com/2012/01/28/kr242-keiser-report-state-of-the...

 

POLEMAN SACHS

 

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MISS MAGNATART
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Tue, 01/31/2012 - 12:46 | 2113077 baby_BLYTHE
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this might be my favorite yet. Great to see Max and Stacy promoting your work!

Tue, 01/31/2012 - 12:42 | 2113054 the grateful un...
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by way of suggestion if you do plan to vote please vote absentee, unless you want Diebold editing your selection. and if everyone voted absentee it will be months before they know who won. that would give the occupy movement time to shut down the major cities, and for a group to form a Constitutional Convention. just a thought

Tue, 01/31/2012 - 15:06 | 2113591 CompassionateFascist
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We don't need you and your Red Jew lawyer friends messing with the Constitution. The one we have is just fine. Need to get back to it.

Tue, 01/31/2012 - 12:31 | 2113000 chunga
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Heading to the polls right now.

It's a short ride so I'll probably still be laughing.

Pocket full of dimpled chads - check.

Banzai7 US 99% pin - check.

Zero Hedge baseball cap - check.

Tue, 01/31/2012 - 12:49 | 2113097 krispkritter
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Me too.  Too bad RP didn't come to town and we had to deal with the stench of these other two assclowns.  

Tue, 01/31/2012 - 13:19 | 2113216 chunga
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I did it and didn't get captured.

Ok so there's two votes for Paul.

Too early to call him the winner?

Tue, 01/31/2012 - 13:58 | 2113361 blindfaith
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Who cares who the other counties vote for the only one the Supreme Court is going to count is:

PALM BEACH !!!!!

and...the winner is......

Tue, 01/31/2012 - 12:34 | 2113015 williambanzai7
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Yowza! Yowza! Yowza!

Tue, 01/31/2012 - 12:27 | 2112985 swissaustrian
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Love all the Swingrich pics!

Tue, 01/31/2012 - 12:23 | 2112963 LaLiLuLeLo
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Hardest laughs yet. BRAVO WB7!!!

Tue, 01/31/2012 - 12:15 | 2112933 deeznutz
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WB7: your work is a shiney diamond in an otherwise black episode of "Political Theater".

Tue, 01/31/2012 - 12:06 | 2112890 mendolover
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First!!  More awesomeness from WB7!  Does Calista count as a hottie?  Not!

Tue, 01/31/2012 - 15:30 | 2113576 CompassionateFascist
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Stepford Wife about to get ass-bit by croc. Exquisite. And "Oh the huge Manatee". Got it, second time thru. Still chortling.  

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