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BaNZai7's PoSTCaRDS FRoM THe PaRaDiSe Of SCaNDaLS: FLoRiDa PRiMaRY CoVeRaGe 2012
"The Sunshine State is a paradise of scandals teeming with drifters, deadbeats, and misfits drawn here by some dark primordial calling like demented trout. And you'd be surprised how many of them decide to run for public office."--Carl Hiaasen, author and native Floridian
Anyone who has spent some time in Florida, knows what the postcards are all about.
"Florida is a victim of it's own geography."--Carl Hiaasen
THE CONSULTANT
Notice how Florida Law Enforcement uses caps in "DEC".
NEWTZILLA 2012
h/t (This was a request and I am embarassed to say I can't remember the handle of the trader who requested it on twitter)
ORANGE CALLISTA
CALLISTA LETS HER HAIR DOWN
NEWT GETS IT UP
YESTERDAY'S HEADLINE
AND NOW IN THE TRADITION OF SAVING THE BEST FOR LAST...
h/t @Ian56789 (an RP fan) for this idea
h/t @Marcellachella (another big RP fan) for this idea
h/t Howard Beale for helping me execute the Florida Dog Run Card which is available as a dog bowl and T-shirt in the Banzai7 shop.
WB7: I posted these in the exact order that I created them.
I have been working on them since last Tuesday, in between all the other Davos, hockey, SOPA, Pole Dancing and other stuff...Pole dancing?
Yes pole dancing! As seen live on the Keiser Report...: maxkeiser.com/2012/01/28/kr242-keiser-report-state-of-the...
Your kind patronage is always appreciated by the visual maniac known as WilliamBanzai7...
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this might be my favorite yet. Great to see Max and Stacy promoting your work!
by way of suggestion if you do plan to vote please vote absentee, unless you want Diebold editing your selection. and if everyone voted absentee it will be months before they know who won. that would give the occupy movement time to shut down the major cities, and for a group to form a Constitutional Convention. just a thought
We don't need you and your Red Jew lawyer friends messing with the Constitution. The one we have is just fine. Need to get back to it.
Heading to the polls right now.
It's a short ride so I'll probably still be laughing.
Pocket full of dimpled chads - check.
Banzai7 US 99% pin - check.
Zero Hedge baseball cap - check.
Me too. Too bad RP didn't come to town and we had to deal with the stench of these other two assclowns.
I did it and didn't get captured.
Ok so there's two votes for Paul.
Too early to call him the winner?
Who cares who the other counties vote for the only one the Supreme Court is going to count is:
PALM BEACH !!!!!
and...the winner is......
Yowza! Yowza! Yowza!
Love all the Swingrich pics!
Hardest laughs yet. BRAVO WB7!!!
WB7: your work is a shiney diamond in an otherwise black episode of "Political Theater".
First!! More awesomeness from WB7! Does Calista count as a hottie? Not!
Stepford Wife about to get ass-bit by croc. Exquisite. And "Oh the huge Manatee". Got it, second time thru. Still chortling.