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SouTH CaRoLiNA 2012: BaNZai7 PoLiTiCS AS UNuSuaL CoVeRaGe

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FOX NEWS SOUTH CAROLINA COVERAGE
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DESPAIR

 

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THE BEAST OF WALL STREET
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MITT SWAMI...THE LBO LOVE GURU
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SOUTH CAROLINA JOB SEARCH

 

 

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MODERN CARPET BAGGER

 

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PRIVATE EQUITY...

 

 

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BARBARIANS AT THE GATE

 

 

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WALL STREET III

 

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THE MITTAMORPHOSIS

 

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FLIP ROMNEY
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AND NOW FOR TONIGHT'S EPISODE OF...THE ROMNEYMOONERS

 

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THE NUTTY PROFESSOR

 

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NOSFEROMONEY
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SPIN TO WIN
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RICK SANTORUM 1976

 

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THE MISSISSIPPI GAMBLER

 

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RON PAUL IN: HIGH PLAINS GRIFTORS

 

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OBAMNEY ROGER I

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OBAMNEY 2012

 

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Sat, 01/21/2012 - 14:58 | 2084496 Jena
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Images, like music live long after the person is gone.

Sat, 01/21/2012 - 13:19 | 2084235 alexwest
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@williambanzai7

hey William.. i cant believe nobody see that Newt is carbon copy of Benny Hill.. famous English comic..

pretty much same faces, bodies.. btw, Benny Hill was too keen on women .. :)

love your work, bro

alx

Sat, 01/21/2012 - 13:39 | 2084302 pops
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Disagree, Alex.  He's obviously the reincarnation of Sydney Greenstreet.  Bennie Hill was funny.  Newt?  Not so much.

 

Sat, 01/21/2012 - 12:48 | 2084165 847328_3527
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The Italian ship captain has called in Corzine for advice how to handle his ...shall we say, "predicament."

After Barry broke most (if not all) of his campaign promises I realized the Dems and Rep are two sides of the same cloth. I was surprised when Huntsmen threw his support for The Mitt....made me think again about his intergrity.

Sat, 01/21/2012 - 12:44 | 2084156 Spartaguy
Sat, 01/21/2012 - 13:26 | 2084253 Freddie
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As bad as Mitt is - CFR Gingrich is worse.

Best Choices for 2012

1. Ron Paul 2012

2. Rick Santorum

3. Anyone else but I guess that leaves MItt.

4. CFR Gingrich

5. Lucifer also known as Satan also known as Beelzeebub

6.Mass suicide or revolution

7. The Democrat's Chicago Muslim

 

Sun, 01/22/2012 - 04:21 | 2086008 Howard_Beale
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THEY ALL SUCK! Why waste your time watching any of it? Just fodder for the masses.

Turn on Palladia, your music of choice, etc. and just rock out.

Sat, 01/21/2012 - 18:21 | 2085051 my puppy for prez
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#2 would lead to #6

Sat, 01/21/2012 - 15:23 | 2084589 disabledvet
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Satan was an Archangel at one time. Stood right next to God himself actually.

Sat, 01/21/2012 - 12:19 | 2084108 skink
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Waiting for a table last night, I over heard two ladies talking about which Republican cadidate they supported.  I interjected that they should vote for Ron Paul, and three guesses what the response was?  I love Ron Paul, but he will never get elected.  I just looked at them amazed...when will we elect a statesman for president again?

Sat, 01/21/2012 - 13:36 | 2084287 Freddie
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I have heard that and it is sad.  People make it out to be a beauty contest. They are so  brainwashed by sh*t TV and all TV is sh*t.   Constant 24x7 brainwashing of the dumb sheep.

Sat, 01/21/2012 - 14:32 | 2084427 Dr. Engali
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GinGrinch certainly is no beauty. There are just a bunch of stupid voters. I have no idea why they think he can win and Ron Paul can't.

Sat, 01/21/2012 - 19:24 | 2085161 blindfaith
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I am confused!!!!! Right wing religious conservatives, evangelists, etc. the home base for South Carolina.

The moderator asks if Adultery is an issue, ol' Newt gives him the cuff on the side of the head...and the religious crowd cheers?

What the hell am I missing, Did God OK adultery since yesterday?

Is one thing ok today and not tomorrow? Or does it just depend on who is governor of South Carolina to reset your beliefs?

I mean if this is how things are in the old Sounth now, then Mittens should be the winner...Right?  Multiple wives and gals on the side!

Sun, 01/22/2012 - 16:38 | 2085561 nonclaim
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Something to do with being the first to throw a stone... There are very few saints and of those many were regular folks for most of their lives.

That said, I'm not defending his acts or even his bid but the right to blow a fuse when appropriate. I'd cheer him if I was there even if not voting for him.

Sat, 01/21/2012 - 20:36 | 2085336 StychoKiller
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"If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything!"

Principles appears to be an anachronism...

Sat, 01/21/2012 - 18:23 | 2085054 my puppy for prez
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It's called "PROGRAMMING"....no coincidence that people watch PROGRAMS on TV.

Thank you, Tavistock Institute.  Skinnerian operant condidtioning at its finest!

Sat, 01/21/2012 - 14:48 | 2084461 williambanzai7
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It's obviously orchestrated. The puppet masters have put the word out, no matter what happens, no Ron Paul.

It's a version of the first they laugh at you adage.

This alone is good reason to support him to the end.

Sat, 01/21/2012 - 16:39 | 2084839 Dr. Engali
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It would take a lot to sway my support. Even if I have to write him in.

Sat, 01/21/2012 - 12:19 | 2084105 RocketmanBob
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Banzai7, I'm digging on the Obamney-"Yes We Scam"-poster, and the two headed beast.  As always, this is some pretty darn good stuff.

Just for clarity sake, which side of that two-headed beastie is the arse end :)

My Regards

Sat, 01/21/2012 - 12:30 | 2084114 williambanzai7
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It's up to the viewer, two heads or two arses, same difference ;-)

OBAMNEY TWINS

Sat, 01/21/2012 - 15:59 | 2084738 falak pema
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that pic should cure the most ardent of pedophiles...just saying, as I wouldn't try that material even if you gave me a million.

Sat, 01/21/2012 - 14:50 | 2084474 Hulk
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and I thought the shining couldn't get any scarier, time for a remake...

Sat, 01/21/2012 - 14:41 | 2084450 margaris
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please stop, dont kill me no more. :-D

I am already dying...

Sat, 01/21/2012 - 12:17 | 2084100 dick cheneys ghost
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Somebody should make a website "mitt obamney2012"........the thing could go viral......

 

 

Sat, 01/21/2012 - 11:56 | 2084052 Dr. Engali
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Banzai

You are too funny. I wish your work was more widely publicized. Your art speaks volumes. Maybe if more people see it broken down in pictures they will see the truth that they are all more of the same. All if them except Paul that is.

Sat, 01/21/2012 - 12:53 | 2084182 tazmatic
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I took notice of the lovely cousins with matching barrettes, however an observational discernment approached my thoughts, one dress is longer than the other, does this mean there is potential for even a larger screwing?

Sat, 01/21/2012 - 12:06 | 2084071 williambanzai7
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This has been a very interesting exercise for me. Distilling everything to images really clears away distraction and clutter.. Even the ideas I come up with that I am not posting are creating a composite view of the whole thing that is very different from what I would typically be thinking at election time.

Sat, 01/21/2012 - 14:09 | 2084137 Don Birnam
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WB7 -- one of your best.

Money...banks...grifters and greenmailers...how little has changed over the ages. Historical political cartoon art -- and "art" is precisely the term to describe these singular lithographs and etchings from ages past -- demonstrates that the Political Animal is as feral today as it was centuries ago.

The more things change, the more they stay the same...the Old Lady of Threadneedle Street, 1797...

http://www.marketoracle.co.uk/images/Adrian_Ash_19_9_07_image002.jpg

Sat, 01/21/2012 - 16:48 | 2083843 duo
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That last pic would make a great bumper sticker!

If you are going to use scenes from "Kingpin", then you need to make "Romneyed" into a verb.

Romneyed: v. 1. To lose your job because your employer was saddled with excessive debt due to Bain Capital buying controlling interest. 2. To borrow money from investors to "turnaround a company", while really funneling money to yourself with special dividends.  e.g. "I got this 150 foot yacht with the money we Romneyed from the GC Steel deal"

Sat, 01/21/2012 - 07:52 | 2083820 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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This starts my Saturday morning in good spirits.

I would only make one small suggestion to the artist. I believe that the tigers are anatomically incorrect. You are placing Mitt and Barry's heads on the wrong end ...

Sat, 01/21/2012 - 16:09 | 2084758 williambanzai7
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CALLISTA OF GINGRICH

Sun, 01/22/2012 - 00:10 | 2085770 Jena
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Do you know the Hans Christian Andersen story "The Snow Queen"?  That's who Callista reminds me of, in a way.  It's about how distortion in one's eye and heart can give another power over others.  Maybe it's about politics, too.  http://bit.ly/yBbDCU

Sat, 01/21/2012 - 18:28 | 2085064 my puppy for prez
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As a woman, I love this one!  Everytime I see her helmet....errrr, I mean "hair"....I envision her snapping it onto her head every morning.  Could she get any LESS human looking?

Sat, 01/21/2012 - 20:31 | 2085320 StychoKiller
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Many cans of Aquanet™ die each day... :>D

Sat, 01/21/2012 - 06:43 | 2083771 bank guy in Brussels
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Great moral points in the above William Banzai humour ... Mitt Romney looks awfully real as the 'Mississippi gambler', even tho gambling is quite un-Mormon ...

And maybe Romney has just spent his life *pretending* to be a rapacious job-destroying oligarchic monopoly capitalist, while actually working for the Secret Mormon Conspiracy ...

If Romney indeed is a part of the Secret Mormon Plan ... to bring back into effect the Old US Constitution, with the Bill of Rights and States' Rights, so that Mormon Utah could once again have polygamy ...

Even for us monogamy-marriage types, might not be so bad with the US Bill of Rights restored, no? ... Ah,I know, that would be 'hopium' ...

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The US commentators seem to always talk about the importance of 'swinger votes' and 'swinger voters' ... So doesn't a Mormon's pro-polygamy position, appeal to these Swingers among American voters?

 ... Assuming the US vote counting is real, of course, not just programming by the Bush-family-invested voting machine company people ...

Sat, 01/21/2012 - 18:31 | 2085074 my puppy for prez
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So let me understand....Mitt is going to restore the Constitution while simultaneously destroying it with his ardent support of NDAA and the FED?  Okay.....

Sat, 01/21/2012 - 15:28 | 2084608 disabledvet
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Perhaps he get's some Allah votes? You wouldn't have a problem with that BBG? Insofar as the Mississippi gambler picture...i took that as a compliment myself. A defeat in South Carolina is a real defeat for Mitt as well. He has nothing to hide..."economically speaking" in that state. Tours of the BMW plant, where they are supposed to build Boeings, the Port in Charelston....these are just some of the economic success stories the rest of the USA would die for right now. Same true in Belgium?

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