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Paul Ryan: "Do You Want Barack Obama To Be Reelected? Then Don't Vote For Ron Paul"

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It took a while for the unspoken truth to be finally spoken, but sooner or later, it always is. Via The Hill:

Paul Ryan argued Monday that a vote for a third-party candidate would likely help President Obama win reelection.

 

Ryan was asked why voters should not vote for Ron Paul. The Republican vice presidential candidate responded that a vote for Paul, who ran for the 2012 GOP nomination, would effectively split the vote in a way that helps Obama.

 

"Do you want Barack Obama to be reelected? Then don't vote for Ron Paul," Ryan said during a campaign speech in Lima, Ohio, on Monday.

 

Ryan went on to say that Paul was a good friend.

 

"Actually, Ron's a friend of mine. I know Ron very well. I like Ron quite a bit. There are many things that Ron has championed that I'm a big believer in, especially liberty and sound money."

 

Although Paul is no longer campaigning for president, he has not endorsed Mitt Romney's campaign.

What if one wants Ron Paul to be elected? Can one vote for Ron Paul then?

 

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Tue, 09/25/2012 - 16:38 | 2829473 Bicycle Repairman
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And so finally they admit they need Ron's people.  Here's what you do, Mr. Ryan, get an endorsement from Ron Paul.  You're not getting my vote without it.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 16:50 | 2829533 walküre
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You're cheaper than a street whore in Phuket.

If Ron Paul endorsed the Romney/Ryan ticket, I would consider that a sell-out.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 17:16 | 2829707 Swarmee
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To be fair, Bicycle didn't say RP's endorsement would guarantee his vote, just that it was a prerequisite. I also assume that a RP endorsement would only come from the campaign embracing some/all of RP's platform, in which case its not neccessarily selling out. As was well-stated above, the point is to get the policies of liberty in place, I care somewhat less about who exactly implements them.

But let's be real, Romney/Ryan will not be implementing major RP ideals anytime this century.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 19:37 | 2830235 donsluck
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Platform shmatform. Have you SEEN the Rep platform? Do they really expect to deliver?

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 17:31 | 2829776 Al Gorerhythm
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"How would he get RP's endorsement without adopting Paul's policies?", is the meaning I gleaned from it.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 18:24 | 2829951 Bicycle Repairman
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Dude, Ron Paul isn't endorsing the GOP ticket.  As for your momma ......

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 18:26 | 2829966 FreedomGuy
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Yes! The people here are smarter than the guys advising Mitt Milktoast.

I actually think the Romney wing of the Republican party does not like the Ron Paul/libertarian wing...or the Tea Party wing for that matter. I actually think they like many Democrats better than the right wing of the right wing party.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 16:50 | 2829547 Gringo Viejo
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Don't like what Ryan's saying? Tough shit, he's telling the truth. As for me, a patriot, I'm voting for Obama to hasten the collapse. Sooner we bring this shit to a head, the better.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 16:56 | 2829581 cossack55
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that thought has occurred to me also. Ain't gettin' no younger. Just can't bring myself to pull the lever for a dem or repub. Not that my vote counts anyway.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 17:00 | 2829607 Redhotfill
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I'm voting for Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho in 2012, who's with me?!

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 17:21 | 2829738 rustymason
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That would be more entertaining than his lame ass cousin we got in there now.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 17:00 | 2829609 Redhotfill
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I'm voting for Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho in 2012, who's with me?!

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 17:58 | 2829871 e_goldstein
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Nope, Cthulhu. No more choosing between the lesser of 2 evils for me.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 19:22 | 2830182 ebworthen
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Dr. Gispert Churchill Johnny Walker Black gets my vote (after I write in Ron Paul)

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 18:20 | 2829932 Gringo Viejo
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Take Note!....I'm an old man. Techno-unsophisticated. Please go to youtube and watch Gretchen Wilson/Merle Haggard/Politically Uncorrect. Would ask a younger, more techno-savvy individual to post it.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 19:17 | 2830165 ebworthen
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At your service:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZu0nExoN9s

(opens in new window)

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 19:39 | 2830248 Gringo Viejo
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TY eb. God bless you & yours!

Wed, 09/26/2012 - 13:46 | 2832785 ebworthen
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YW, and to you and yours as well.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 19:05 | 2830114 silverserfer
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youre not a patriot gringo. Youre integrity has been comprimised and youre brain is taking on water. 

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 19:27 | 2830197 ebworthen
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I understand your point.

It does seem as though the see-saw of Republicrat/Demican keeps the kids distracted.

Perhaps if it stops going back and forth we will see our lunches and bikes being stolen by the Park Police and giant Squirrels.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 18:51 | 2830060 Peter Pan
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Americans will unfortunately get who they deserve and not who they need. The siren call of both sides offering gifts to the masses and the special interest groups is too powerful for a man who wants America to change course.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 16:33 | 2829448 TruthInSunshine
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Paul Ryan:

 

"Look, bitchez, don't upset the apple cart, okay? We establishment Republicans & establishment Democrats have a very good thing going in creating our gerrymandered "safe districts," allowing us to make tons of cash for ourselves, our family members & best friends, simply by throwing social wedge issues out there to provide the illusion that either party's candidates don't work for the very same people and institutions that they really do."

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 17:08 | 2829661 capitallosses
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"The trouble with quotes on the internet is it's difficult to determine if they are genuine." Abraham Lincoln

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 19:14 | 2830154 ebworthen
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TruthInSunshine - most excellent.

Yes, this is what the fly on the dirty distended intestinal wall of the U.S. political machine heard him say.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 16:38 | 2829472 UGrev
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Gary Johsnon's campaign is in debt. 

Ron Paul's is not. 

Who understands finances better? the guy who's in debt and begging for money? or the guy who has no debt and can show that he knows how to manage finances? 

 

Now, tell me again who are you going to vote for?

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 16:43 | 2829490 hedgeless_horseman
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"I don't care who does the electing, as long as I get to do the nominating."

 

-Boss Tweed

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 16:57 | 2829586 crusty curmudgeon
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"It's Not the People Who Vote that Count; It's the People Who Count the Votes." -- (commonly attributed to) Josef Stalin

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 18:32 | 2829899 TruthInSunshine
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+Unlimited QEeeeesing, Hedgeless, and one of your masterpieces.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 20:11 | 2830371 New World Chaos
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"I care not what puppet  is placed on the throne of England to rule the Empire. The  man who controls Britain's money supply controls the  British Empire and I control the British money supply."

-Nathan Rothschild

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 17:55 | 2829861 Id fight Gandhi
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A star on him or a flag would make that picture complete if you know what I mean.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 18:47 | 2830037 Jake88
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You nailed it. LOL

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 18:15 | 2829814 LMAOLORI
Tue, 09/25/2012 - 17:48 | 2829847 CrashisOptimistic
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Don't vote FOR anyone.

Vote AGAINST Obama, and there is only one vote that can serve to deny him another term -- and every single one of you know it.

I am disappointed that ZH is working for Obama's re-election.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 18:05 | 2829893 LMAOLORI
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A vote for obama is a vote for bernanke and so is not voting or writing in a vote

 

HOT: Fed Prez Spills the Beans on the Excess Reserve Inflation Time Bomb

 

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 18:46 | 2830033 jumbo maverick
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Yeah zero hedge is working to re elect obunghole. you must not read things here very often.

Having said that I am the biggest anti obunghole person you will ever meet yet I still am undecided on whom to vote for. In want to vote for him to speed up the imminent collapse.

My only reservation on voting for him is that the collapse is going to bring a lot of pain for a lot of people, well almost everyone so I don't know if I can pull he lever for him based on all of that.

TPTB have created such a mess and somehow in the end it is the little guys like me that have to chose upon making such a screwed up decision. Do I support the quick collapse or the prolonged collapse?

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 19:09 | 2830129 silverserfer
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bitch please...

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 19:13 | 2830130 silverserfer
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please... dont dumb down this thread ANY MORE!

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 19:09 | 2830131 tmosley
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I see the Cult of Death Worship has endorsed Romney.

So if you love death, and want it to come as soon as possible, vote Romney!

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 20:25 | 2830405 OldTrooper
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Plenty of politicians have run up debts for elections.  It's an ancient tradition.  Check out the early career of Julius Ceasar (but, of course, Ceasar did win the election for Pontifex Maximus).

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 20:34 | 2830430 MiltonFriedmans...
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Rand is no Ron, just sayin.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 16:26 | 2829388 Lohn Jocke
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AAH, fucking closed-minded hypocritical fascist. Neither candidate would recognize the tenth amendment if it slapped them in the face.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 16:56 | 2829583 Treeplanter
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That's why the Tea Party will gain seats in Congress.  The Second Revolution starts at the kitchen table.  Breaking windows is for crybabies and slackers who can't even deal with their own trash. We sent the Crown packing, now it's the permanent political class's turn.  One term is all you get, Mitt. 

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 16:28 | 2829398 SheepRevolution
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Oooohh so noooow these stupid retards are beginning to figure out that mocking the Ron Paul-supporters wasn't that good of an idea?

Well bu-fucking-hu Mr. Ryan!

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 16:36 | 2829465 Taffy Lewis
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Exactly, SheepRevolution. I got zotted from FreeRepublic for sticking up for Ron Paul early during the debates. Fuck them. As somebody once said here, I'll vote for Ron Paul and have a good night sleep. Plus, the little Bamster will bring the end sooner.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 16:45 | 2829509 Timmay
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BINGO.  Obama will do more good for this country by destroying faster then Romney.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 16:47 | 2829529 Votewithabullet
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...beg to differ, bamster will continue the printing ie kicking the can , if ryan and the romulan keep the promise and  stop the presses then we get NBC's Revolution with out the super fox , subtract a trillion from this machine per year and boom boom out goes the lights, I will vote for ron paul cause I'm a faithful follower of Brother Jon Birch and I belong to the antioch Baptist Church and I aint even got a garage you can call home and ask my wife...

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 17:05 | 2829646 Redhotfill
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Boo effen hoo when you lose a key state by less than the margin of Ron Paul votes not counted fuckers!

Wed, 09/26/2012 - 08:10 | 2831280 Gavrikon
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We lose no matter who wins.  The ONLY possible advantage I can see to Mitt Romney is that he is not an anti-white racist like Obama or Holder.  Oh, and perhaps he won't nationalize my IRA as quickly.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 16:33 | 2829446 WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot
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Don't vote. It only encourages them.

I was (am?) in the same boat, but now I'm thinking about abstaining.

Of course, there's always the old "if you don't vote, you have no right to complain" line. I think the opposite is true: if you vote for the perceived lesser of two evils, you have no right to complain when more evil ensues.

The two party system that graciously allows us to choose between a giant douche and a turd sandwich every four years is no longer leglitimate. Voting (for anyone) only lends an air of legitimacy to an otherwise hopelessly lost system. Not voting sends a powerful message if enough people do it.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 17:02 | 2829627 Assetman
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Better yet, vote your true conscience... even if you have to write it in.

My true conscience is leaning Libertarian.  And perhaps, Freddie Mercury.

Too bad most voters think they only have to choose the lesser of 2 evils.  Last election for President, there were 8 nominees on my ballot.

 

Wed, 09/26/2012 - 08:12 | 2831283 Gavrikon
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OK, if you are writing in Freddie Mercury, then I am writing in "Murray Rothbard."

Wed, 09/26/2012 - 09:47 | 2831284 Gavrikon
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dp

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 18:22 | 2829945 Future Jim
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Voting for Gary Johnson would send a stronger and clearer message than abstaining.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 16:36 | 2829466 Ruffcut
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He shows his true colors of assholiness, very quick.

Top notch bullshittin moron.

These political seasons are getting so painful, you have to drink/drunk your way thru em.  

THese assholes call 4 times a day with recorded bullshit.

Please make it stop, and I'm begging....

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 16:40 | 2829482 ebworthen
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Exactly.

Tough shit Paul Ryan and the GOP.

Fuck you and the flea-bitten nag you rode in on.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 16:46 | 2829521 Oro
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Bingo!   Good Luck USA with the incumbent or the alternative.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 17:01 | 2829621 jazze
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we want Ron Paul, fuck off the rest of them

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 17:03 | 2829625 THECOMINGDEPRESSION
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The entire voting scam is FIXED. You idiots are voting to make yourself feel good. So you leave the booth feeling you did "good" for your "con"try..how insane sheeple shit people are you?..

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 17:16 | 2829704 rustymason
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Wow, I don't believe I've ever seen this many up comments on this site before.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 18:06 | 2829896 Bullet Tooth Tony
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he's fuckin' right...ron paul = ross perot and will give this fuckin' election to hussein unless he comes out full support for romney

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 23:28 | 2830835 UGrev
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No,he's WRONG. If you vote for Mittens, then YOU'RE giving the election to Bummer. It's YOU GUYS who keep voting for status quo. Stop fucking it up for the rest of us. 

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 18:25 | 2829960 Its_the_economy...
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You want Ron Paul's supporters, then get with the Ron Paul program. Sheesh!

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 18:37 | 2830005 Translator
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No FUCK YOU, if you are too stupid to see that Ryan is right!

 

Reatrded Loser

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 18:51 | 2830036 akak
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Well-argued and insightful.

 

PS: You are sofa king reatrded.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 23:34 | 2830838 UGrev
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Tell me, oh wise one.. How does Paul Ryan suppose he's going to increase GPD by 4% in a country where manufacturing is at an all time low and the last 25 years of growth (perhaps more) were based on FRAUD and the last 10 years were based on f(fraud) to keep the ponzi's going? 

See.. I don't think "stupid" means what you think it means. 

Wed, 09/26/2012 - 08:14 | 2831289 Gavrikon
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Like Robert Downey Jr. said in "Tropic Thunder,"

"Never go full reatrd!"

Wed, 09/26/2012 - 08:14 | 2831290 Gavrikon
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DP

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 19:05 | 2830115 GeorgeHayduke
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I don't want Obama or that punk Paul Ryan and his plastic partner Mittens in office. There is no lesser evil here. they are all scumbags in the one Republocrat party with two heads.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 19:22 | 2830172 One World Mafia
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You can write it in, but if paperwork has not been filed, or if sore losers laws designed to protect the Demopubs exist, it won't be counted.

Wed, 09/26/2012 - 01:45 | 2830964 MFLTucson
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Yea, you can looser and watch this country implode while you make your ridiculous point!

Wed, 09/26/2012 - 06:27 | 2831116 Rot-10
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Game Theory -1

Expected Value -1

Obama Reelection +2

Wed, 09/26/2012 - 07:06 | 2831155 cjbosk
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And how is he wrong here exactly?

RP is in fact a wasted vote. don't hate the player, hate the game.

Wed, 09/26/2012 - 08:23 | 2831311 Tsukato
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To tell the truth,  I will vote for the Kenyan for one big reason: He may be "THE ONE" to destroy the Zionists. Might not of cousrse, but we know Bitch Romney is Israel's cock smoking, scab-kneed, Monica Lewinski.

Either way, both these guys will do nothing to save the state. However, if one of them will sock it to the Jews on the way down...well... that guy has my vote. Anyway pull your heads out of your asses if you actually believe Ron Paul (one man) can save shit.

Wed, 09/26/2012 - 08:39 | 2831361 Tsukato
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Of course I will vote for Obama. He is our only chance of fist fucking those zionists back to the rocks they crawled out from under.

Bitt Romney is a Kike shill. We need that piece of shit like a hole in the head.

Death to Israel !!!!

Cheers :)

Wed, 09/26/2012 - 09:15 | 2831488 HeliBen
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Fuck off Ryan, and I say that as a life long Republican.

I just might vote Obummer along with my local Republican candidates who are far better Republicans then your squirmy, slimy, no good RINO butt.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 16:23 | 2829368 vortmax
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Sorry, Paulie. It was either Ron or nobody. Nobody won.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 16:24 | 2829371 New England Patriot
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So by that logic, does voting for Ron Paul constitute voting against Barack Obama?

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 16:37 | 2829467 roadsnbridges
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Yes, but nobody ever accused Paulistas of being smart.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 16:54 | 2829570 CrockettAlmanac.com
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That's because if you're not a Paulista you're not qualified to know what is smart and what isn't.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 16:55 | 2829573 drexlraw
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unlike you?afraid of liberty?troll on...

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 16:55 | 2829574 drexlraw
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unlike you?afraid of liberty?troll on...

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 17:13 | 2829689 quasimodo
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Judging by your handle, obviously an obot boot licker. Enjoy

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 17:43 | 2829818 Husk-Erzulie
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 Ummm love the skittle shitting unicorn though... :-)

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 17:41 | 2829817 Red Heeler
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"Yes, but nobody ever accused Paulistas of being smart."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-7v_6uGlWQ&feature=related

Wed, 09/26/2012 - 01:14 | 2830944 Libertarian777
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by all accounts Ben Bernake and Paul Krugman are 'smart'.

In fact the entire Obama administration has been hiring 'the brightest' and 'the smartest'.

Well in an asylum the sane look nuts, in which case I'd rather place faith in the truth (and the Paulistas), then in some 'smart' people, such as yourself.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 18:59 | 2830065 DosZap
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So by that logic, does voting for Ron Paul constitute voting against Barack Obama?

No, it's a vote for him.

It's just like it always has been,game is rigged, and any vote for anyone except Romney, IS a vote for O.

Personally, I can't take either.

BUT, we have a 100% GDP to debt ratio, so I KNOW what we get/got, and continue to get with Obama,with Romney, the conservative base at least will have SOME sway.

4 more of O, and we all are in chains....................regardless, I must vote for change.For better or worse.

NOTHING O has done, is honest, nor to my knowlege has he told the truth except 2x's when he was on the campaign trail.

He accomplished those two, and many more. ALL BAD.

Wed, 09/26/2012 - 08:17 | 2831296 Gavrikon
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No.  For that, you would have to write in either Dennis Kucinich, or Ralph Nader.  That would then, by the same logic, be a vote for Mitt.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 16:24 | 2829372 mjorden
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NO, one can not vote for Ron Paul then ... Nice Try Obama

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 16:24 | 2829374 Bill - Yes That Bill
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No.

 

No... unfortunately you can't.

 

Like it or not... every vote that ass Romney DOESN'T get brings that greater ass Obama one vote closer to victory.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 16:27 | 2829400 insanelysane
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So what?  I am from Massachusetts, Scott Brown territory.  Romney is Obama with a smidgen of conservatism.  The battle for America is in the Senate and Rep races.  The presidency was lost at the conventions.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 16:32 | 2829432 john39
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American democracy is an illusion.  face it. it doesnt matter.

Wed, 09/26/2012 - 01:16 | 2830946 Libertarian777
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I'm sorry I must have fallen asleep while reading the constitution. I had no idea America was a democracy.

I thought it was a constitutional republic, to protect the minority from the tyranny of the majority.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 16:33 | 2829443 Squid Vicious
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the Battle for America was lost in 1865, and then again in 1913, for starters

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 16:51 | 2829552 roadsnbridges
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Then again when the NEA was allowed.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 17:01 | 2829620 justintime
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zh comment of the day

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 18:31 | 2829989 Questan1913
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Squid

Yep.  And I would add 1971.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 16:29 | 2829415 redpill
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Be careful what you wish for.  We're choosing who is going to be the captain of the Titanic when the iceberg gets hit.  The course is already set, the calamity unavoidable, the only question is who will get the blame for it.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 16:41 | 2829491 MsCreant
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We have already hit the iceberg. We are in that moment of seemingly suspended animation where life looks like it is going on as normal, so we go on with life as if the boat is not getting ready to sink beneath the waves. The captain is quite irrelevant now. We always had to depend on ourselves. We just forgot it and remembering is going to be painful.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 17:01 | 2829617 CrockettAlmanac.com
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Captain     Do not rush for the lifeboats - remember, women and children first.

    A first officer is revealed in the corner of the bridge putting a head-dress on a Red Indian outfit.

First Officer     And Red Indians!

Captain     (putting his hand over the PA) What did you have to get dressed up like that for?

First Officer     It was the only thing left.

Captain     Oh. All right. (into the PA) Women, children and Red Indians...

    Cut to another officer in astronaut's kit.

Second Officer     And spacemen!

Captain     Here is a revised list. Women, children, Red Indians and spacemen, (hand over PA) what's that meant to be?

    Cut to third officer who is putting finishing touches to a medieval outfit.

Third Officer     Well it's a sort of impression of what a kind of Renaissance courtier artist might have looked like at the court of one of the great families like the Medicis or the Borgias...

Fourth Officer     No it's not, it's more Flemish than Italian.

Fifth Officer     Yes - that's a Flemish merchant of the fifteenth or sixteenth centuries...

Third Officer     What! With these tassles?

Fourth Officer     Yes, yes. They had those fined doublets going tapering down into the full hose you know - exactly like that.

Captain     (into the PA) One moment, please, don't panic. (puts his hand over the PA) Now, what is it meant to be? I've got to tell them something. .. is it a Flemish merchant?

Third Officer     No, it is not a Flemish merchant. It's more a sort of idealized version of the complete Renaissance Man...

Captain     Oh, all right.

Fourth Officer     It's not...

Captain     All right! All right! (into the PA) this is your captain speaking... do not rush for the lifeboats ... women, children, Red Indians, spacemen (stock film of long shot of sinking vessel, the voice over fading) and a sort of idealized version of complete Renaissance Men first!

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 19:03 | 2830101 Poor Grogman
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Just to take the analogy a bit further, none of the passengers seem aware that most of the lifeboats (of the non tungsten variety) have already sunk (apparently) according to anecdotal reports from ZH....

 

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 16:43 | 2829501 gaoptimize
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My principal consideration is which candidate is more likely to disarm me, removing any hope I have of protecting the little piece of flotsam I plan to ride out with my family on.  I will be voting for Romney, even as I acknowledge Ron Paul was the last skipper with the strength to turn the wheel hard to starboard enough to avoid the collision.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 16:53 | 2829561 roadsnbridges
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Go Tea Party further down the ticket.  It's a process.  These nutmeg Paulistas are Libs at heart.

All about immediate gratification.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 17:03 | 2829631 CrockettAlmanac.com
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You don't know the first thing about low time preference versus high time preference.

Wed, 09/26/2012 - 01:18 | 2830947 Libertarian777
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immediate gratification?

Ron Paul's been preaching the same thing for 30 years, if that's immediate gratification then hell I need a new watch.

And yes, Paulistas are TRUE 'libs'... liberty, which is what 'liberal' use to imply.

Now 'libera' implies some corrupted form of 'lets abuse the welfare clause in the constitution' as a policy.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 16:54 | 2829567 bobnoxy
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But the only one that's ever taken anyone's guns away was Romney with his assault weapons ban in Mass. You didn't know that, right?

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 17:18 | 2829719 kito
kito's picture

forgive him, he has just finished a loaf of whole wheat while watching the ring of fire at the ringling bros event.............

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 17:26 | 2829762 Squid Vicious
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only Joe Smith himself can forgive him after looking into his magic hat, like the Trix bunny

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 18:26 | 2829967 Future Jim
Tue, 09/25/2012 - 16:57 | 2829585 DollarMenu
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It makes no difference.

If the owners want you disarmed, you will be disarmed.

How much in-your-face has to be demonstrated-

R or D, there is no difference.

They will do what the owners want.

You are of no consequence to them except as chattel.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 17:00 | 2829612 Slightly Insane
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It's called the lesser of two evils.  One is far worse then the other.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 17:05 | 2829647 CrockettAlmanac.com
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Would you prefer to be stabbed in the eye with an ice pick or a butcher knife?

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 18:04 | 2829892 DollarMenu
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Yeah, like evil comes dressed as a sleep number bed.

Dial up the level of evil you can live with.

Don't be clueless - evil is evil - there are no gradations.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 19:08 | 2830127 DosZap
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Don't be clueless - evil is evil - there are no gradations.

 

Wanna bet?,you would lose.

Wed, 09/26/2012 - 04:46 | 2831070 sterling effort
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This would be true if naughty, bad and evil all had the same meaning. They do not.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 17:14 | 2829696 rustymason
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Didn't Romney vote for gun control?

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 17:19 | 2829728 LawsofPhysics
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Yes, even worse he got several bans passed.  This poster is a moron.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 18:38 | 2830008 Questan1913
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gaoptimize

 

You're already disarmed.  Don't worry about candidates at this point.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 16:48 | 2829539 RobD
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Many if not most of us on here believe that this shit is going to blow in the next 4 years. When it blows it's going to get ugly so our choice is to vote for the guy that has shown he has no problem killing us or the guy that that may or may not have a problem killing us. That is the way I see it anyway.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 16:59 | 2829602 Dr. Engali
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I'd rather have the guy who has no problem killing us. That way I'm certain it's okay to shoot back. I prefer straight forward communication instead of dancing around the issue.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 17:44 | 2829830 Red Heeler
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Quick, tell us the name of the captain of the Titanic.

See, it's not really that important.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 17:03 | 2829630 CptAwesome
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I'll write in Ron Paul because if he doesn't get elected I care not which of the other two douche bags does.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 17:16 | 2829708 Temporalist
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That says it all right there.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 16:24 | 2829378 AnarchoCapitalist
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Gary Johnson 2012

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 17:17 | 2829713 snakeboat
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Gary'd go along w/THEIR plans just like Barry and Rommy.

 

Check out Rocky Anderson.  http://www.voterocky.org/  

True Libertarian platform.  Seems like he'd point in the right direction.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 19:06 | 2830110 Cathartes Aura
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had to dig, but agree that Rocky has a stronger "Libertarian platform" than other favourites. . .

can't wait for voting season to pass. . .

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 16:24 | 2829379 Squid Vicious
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what if I dont want you and your mormon zombie freak ticket mate just as much as I don't want Obama... what should i do?

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 16:27 | 2829399 FL_Conservative
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Move to Uganda.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 16:44 | 2829505 knightowl77
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or Kenya, their idiot is here in the WH

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 16:25 | 2829381 redpill
redpill's picture

We're done with the false dichotomy game, Mr. Ryan.  Go fuck yourself.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 16:25 | 2829384 koaj
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A vote for Ron Paul is just that...a vote for Ron Paul or Gary Johnson. It's not a vote for Obama.

Fuck these assholes. Not one of these Rom-bots could tell me any reason to vote for R/R without mentioning Obama. Thats the surest sign of a terrible candidate.

The odds on my online book went from Obama -280/+220 two weeks ago to Obama -400/+310 a few days ago. Intrade reflects the same

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 16:26 | 2829389 Sofa King
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Yup, that's how we got Slick Willie. 

As a side note...H. Ross Perot was Right!

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 16:32 | 2829435 flacon
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Would you rather have had a second term of George H W Bush? Or Bob Dole?

 

 

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 16:47 | 2829524 Temporalist
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Shit Bob Dole was president of the USA?  When the fuck did that happen?  I picked a bad millennium to quit sniffing glue.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 17:00 | 2829613 Sofa King
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I would rather of had Perott...that's why I voted for him, you big dummy!

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 16:53 | 2829562 RockyRacoon
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H. Ross Perot was Right!

You mean about the "giant sucking sound"?  Nah, that was just a cigar in the oval office.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 16:27 | 2829390 EscapingProgress
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Pathetic.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 16:55 | 2829575 roadsnbridges
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Who, what?  Paulistas?

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 17:11 | 2829679 CrockettAlmanac.com
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Ryan certainly appreciates all your help in trying to win over Ron Paul supporters to the GOP ticket. Any chance you are closet Obama pumper?

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 16:26 | 2829391 Turin Turambar
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I'll vote for whoever I want. I'm certainly not going to let Ryan coerce me into voting for Romney out of fear that Obama may win. If Romney wins, the government will still confiscate my money, my liberties will diminish and things won't get any better. I'm sure as hell not going to rubberstamp that with my vote!

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 17:11 | 2829683 Assetman
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If Romney loses (which he will), the neocons should be able to look back at their Convention to figure out why.

I'm sure hoping that there is a good 3rd party showing somewhere, because the D's and R's will have little trouble taking more of our social and economic liberties away, all in the name of "protecing ourselves".

 

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 16:27 | 2829393 Turin Turambar
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Duplicate post. Doh!

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 16:26 | 2829394 tekhneek
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Voting. Right.

When do we get to pet the unicorn?

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 16:45 | 2829510 MsCreant
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When he is done shitting out back. Ryan is with it, scooping up the skittles to serve with some Kool-aide. 

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 16:56 | 2829572 RockyRacoon
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Why not eliminate the middle-man and cast that vote for Obama?  I kinda like the idea of his being the captain when the ship goes down.  Let's git it on!

In reality, I'd be ashamed if I didn't give Ron Paul the nod in this election.  He's the only guy who got my money.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 17:10 | 2829671 MsCreant
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I agree Rocks, I agree.

2 weeks. You know what I mean.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 19:03 | 2830105 RockyRacoon
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You have my congratulations!

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 16:56 | 2829580 roadsnbridges
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Anytime, sweetie!

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 16:26 | 2829395 Piranhanoia
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Jesse Ventura wants the job,  hope he is still ok.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 16:28 | 2829401 slaughterer
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I will still write in Ron Paul.  

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