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Thursday Humor - The Climate-Adjusted Reason Obama 'Lost' The Debate
While some have blamed last night's 'performance anxiety' on the President's efforts to save our economy and not having time to practice, and others at Romney's 'bullying' of the moderator, it seems Al Gore has come up with the real reason - it's the altitude, stupid!
Via Mike Krieger of Liberty Blitzkrieg blog,
Need a laugh? Al Gore went on television and blamed Obama’s horrific performance during the debate last night on the altitude! This is epic. So according to Al Gore we should be very concerned should Obama negotiate any deals with any leaders in the capital cities of La Paz, Bolivia (11,942 ft); Quito, Ecuador (9,350 ft); Bogota, Columbia (8,612 ft); Mexico City, Mexico (7,350 ft) and Nairobi, Kenya (5,889 ft). For comparison Denver is 5,280 ft above sea level. For a full list of capital cities Obama should avoid if he gets a second term go here.
I have also figured out why our policy in Afghanistan is such a disaster. Kabul is higher than Denver at 5,873 ft.
Who let Al Gore out of his cage yesterday? Watch the video below and have a laugh!
oh, and by the way, even simple folk like us know that if you are prone to altitude sickness, a quick Diamox beforehand takes care of it (especially at a measly 5300 feet)...
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Magic Mormon underwear bitchez..
It is really really hard to defend epic failure.
Yes, but the attempt is fun to watch.
Full. Blown. Retard.
PS - this guy was almost president. Him and John Edwards. Amerika loves their retards.
The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter.
-Winston Churchill
"Think how stupid the average person is, and then realize half the people are stupider than that."
- George Carlin
Barry should be use to the high. Just ask the Choom Gang.
Off Topic - Bloomberg - JPMorgan Shouldn’t Cut Dimon’s Pay Over Loss, Harrison Says
Is that funny or what? I bet if I was managing a project where I work and we ended up loosing billions of dollars no one would be questioning whether my pay would be cut -> it would go to zero in a heart beat and I'd be on the street just as quick.
Debt Brother may need to be wired up like W for the debates....
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/10/12/bush_wireless_coaching/
Why can't anyone for the love of God take Al Gore serialll?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h05YfP_8UsU
These fucking pussy's blame everyone else, "Bush left me with the worst recession since the Great Depression," "It was the altitude".
I could give a fuck.
Be a fucking leader, declare we are BK, revalue the currency, plan sustainable living and bring the fucking jobs back.
But they don't. They aren't leaders, they are fucking pussy puppets.
Sometimes when I look at my wife I realize I am a pussy puppet. I think you may be talking of a different kind of pussy puppet though.
buttpuppet.
that works better.
most of us are pussypuppets for pussy.
two words -- INBRED RETARD
COLOMBIA ... Columbia is the district, Colombia is in South America.
That said, Al Gore is scary stupid, just like Obama who was already horrible against deadbeat McCain 4 years ago.
Hey! Gold's up again.
ManBearPig
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xf69EEL3WBk
Just another example of who was and is leading our country.
Gary Johnson has actually scaled Mt. Everest to its top. Vote Libertarian Party!
Explains that fucking Gore rant on top of the cherry picker. He really needs to stay at sea level.
Gore looks like he had his belly massaged right before going on the air
off topic but did any of you notice during the debate how Obama has a tell when he gets anxious... I know I could kick his but in poker.
so what happened at the debate? I diddnt watch it as I was having dinner and diddnt want to puke up my wild salmon.
Could TPOTUS have sickle cell?
He is definitely showing the symtoms of having hammer-and-sickle cell, anyway.
Well played!
C'mon, Al, just admit your "boy" is a drug-addled fudgepacker from the short bus without a teleprompter.
Jeez, I have to admit, it's the lamest excuse I ever heard.
How can one expect Obama to perform reasonably in such a high altitude. It's not like he's from Nairobi, Kenya or anything.
Al Gore taught me that the Earth is extremely hot beneath the surface. According to Gore, the earth is millions of degrees hot!
Maybe the murals at Denver airport freaked out the Obummer? Lose the election, lose your passkey to the bunker?
http://www.sott.net/image/image/14116/full/Denver3.jpg
Possibly, but thought he was handpicked by the people behind the murals. I think he did poorly simply because he is an f-ing amateur.
My brain hurts.
I thought it was a simple nic fit. Strictly observed Mormonism has advantages against chemical dependency.
Either that or O has decided quite pragmatically to go straight on to the $100k/event speaking fees while not holding the "legacy bag" as the US economy goes into critical meltdown. Let the eager beaver Willard Do-right eat all the shit. Will.I.R-Money already has $250 mil to help cushion any discomfort.
Dumber than an melting iceberg!
Addicted to teleprompters? Please don't use teleprompters above 5000 ft. They have serious malfunctions and might demonstrate that you're a scumbag
Do people still listen to Al Gore? It's true then. Amerikans are being dumbed-down. Only a Dumb person would listen to Al Gore long enough to actually take him seriously. Do you get a free Obummer Phone if you listen to Al Gore for more than 5 minutes?
...Rosemary's Baby was seen leaving the ''Rocky Mountain Oyster Bar''. They kept that on ''the down low''. The bar has a Rainbow Flag on top of the roof, and girls night means all you can eat Oysters but you gotta be dressed in drag, wearing a wedding dress. Nuns outfit accepted. Lol. It seems he ate too many, uh hum, Oysters, and got a mild case of toxic asset shock syndrome triggered by Magic Underwear. Lol. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlGclIZV5JQ
Fire melts metal, and if he was in his own hour, then you see what happened. I don't like either one, but mittens was in his element last night.